#i’d like to apologise

[dreamsb0u]

Sorry :333

Tw teeth and maybe body horror?

This silly guy by @simpletale-officiale

#I’d like to apologise #I’m a lil silly yk #killer sans #sans au #tw teeth #tw mild body horror #? #ok I gotta go do school stuff now bye

[cryptic-queer-cryptid]

so… me and some lovely friends accidentally started a furfur cult sometime back, mostly due to our utter fascination with this pathetic little creature.

we call ourselves the chattering order of st. furfur.

fanfiction has been written.

if you like pitiful pining, one-sided attraction, and some truly inspired body horror, please check it out!! some incredibly talented writers have added and will be adding to this collection <3

shoutout to: @heavenslittlehellion @corancoranthemagicalman @snarky-synesthete @imacowboy3 @igneousfrizzle @mochimidnight @dxxtruction @enjolton @hey-there-hunter for being my fellow chattering order members <3 i can always count on you to be just as or even more depraved than i am

#good omens #furfur #the chattering order of st furfur #i’d like to apologise #this is so insane #this sopping wet milk pillow of a man (gn) has captured us body and soul #but not with love

[elliots-solution]

my printer made a will wood reference?!?

#I’d like to apologise #will wood #wwattw #will woodussy #the normal album

[theallegedbird]

will wood lyrics be like

#id in alt #i’d like to formally apologise #this came to me in a vision and i found it so funny for fuck knows what reason #so naturally i ran to make it real so you have to witness it too <3 #will wood #william woodiam #will wood and the tapeworms #wwattw #shitpost #will wood shitpost #1k #good lird.

[mothman-in-a-trenchcoat]

pretty gay to be Glenn close if you think about it. What are you close to? Ron? Darryl? Henry? Uhuh okay

#I’m sorry this came to me at 3am I’d like to apologise #Dndads #dungeons and daddies

[dilftesbiggestfan]

No cause it’s so offensive to not defend your close friend who you know did nothing wrong WHILE on vacation that THEY took you to.

Why didn’t Garroth, Travis, and Nana jump in and say anything? Didn’t Garroth literally just mention a few episodes ago that Dante hasn’t dated anyone since Nana in Highschool? And Nana confirmed it by punching him, fully debunking the cheater propaganda and then Jess remembered that and showed us that he in fact didn’t cheat contradicting herself again for the 200th time. nah cause they were so fake to Dante I can’t believe he took them to a one week 5 star cruise afterwards none of them deserved it he’s better than me fr most annoying part of that season was when aphmau came in with her 4 foot self involving herself in something that had nothing to do w her and talking about some “where’s Dante I gotta teach him a lesson1!1!1 🤬” girl you barely reach his kneecap he can literally pick u up and throw you out of a window sit down you have much more important struggles to worry about like how your boyfriend can’t be around kids and how you almost dated your half brother. Now be grateful you’re even here in love love paradise mrs grown woman who swims with toddlers in the kiddies pool and Nicole.. you also grow up you’re crying childishly cause he doesn’t date you 💀 it’s not the end of world seriously get over it y’all never were and never will be a thing leave that man aloneeee there are many fish in the sea go date Katelyn instead if you want one with blue hair so badly

As usual Zane and Lucinda were the only reasonable, logical and smart two to not involve themselves in this mess

#And when Garroth and Travis were telling Dante to apologise.. Apologise for what? Not wanting to date somebody? 💀 #mystreet #dante aphmau #aphblr #aphmau dante #minecraft diaries #garroth ro'meave #laurence zvhal #aaron lycan #aphverse #nicole von ronsenburg #aphmau #travis valkrum #zane romeave #Nicole’s very pretty too she can get anyone she wants but she’s crying over Dante who doesn’t want her? Like… his loss girl but don’t haras #him go date Katelyn or something if you want a partner with blue hair that badly #Lucinda aphmau #Dante mystreet #nana ashida #Don’t take this too seriously I’m not genuinely mad over blocks I like being overdramatic to make it sound more entertaining that’s all #I don’t genuinely hate anyone mentioned here #Except garte but I didn’t mention him just thought I’d say I hate him cause I do

[luminary-rainchii]

and finally the small lined piece bc it’s been forever since I did lineart, and I needed practice on the new tablet

#actor mark #actor mark wkm #sona : cloud #species ; keneaelu #they bully him so much; which I’d like to apologise for #tho I’m that THAT sorry #rainchii art

[nobody-expects-the-inquisitorius]

I think Crosshair is rubbing off on me

#that sounds. so wrong #but fr #i’ve noticed i’m much quicker to defend myself now #when before i’d just back down and apologise for things that weren’t even my fault #and i feel like that has something to do with the amount of time i’ve spent writing him recently #like. if he’s brave enough to fight back against the kaminoans #then i can be brave enough to fight back against my parents #thank fuck i haven’t adopted any of his more awful traits let’s hope it stays that way #morgan speaketh

[ilikecheeseandchocolatee]

If you could relive any of your memories, which would it be?

Okay I really had to think about this and I’m a bit torn, but I’ve settled for one of the two memories that have been contending for first place. I’ll tell you both of them anyway.

The one that has NOT won first place is from 2021, me playing skribbl.in with my discord friends late in the night. I think this will always be one of my most cherished memories because I love skribbl.io, and I’m not allowed to stay up late and I had done it anyway (by sneaking), and my parents are constantly paranoid that I’ll end up talking to someone on the internet (I’m not allowed to speak to people on the internet. Which I do anyway. That’s the only way I can network as an artist who rarely goes out in public.) and getting whisked away and kidnapped and sold for body parts, so I was basically breaking a lot of rules that I didn’t agree with AND I was having a wonderful time with people that cared about me and listened to me and it’s yeah honestly such a cherished memory.

The memory that WON FIRST PLACE tho, is not so glamorous. It was in 2018, I think, and I was in India. I had twisted my ankle a few weeks prior to this memory, and it was raining as I was walking out from school to the bus. I was limping and I had an umbrella with flowers on it. These three guys (from school) behind me poked my umbrella and at first I thought it had been an accident so I ignored them, but then I heard them laughing at me. And making fun of my limp. I ignored them because I was limping and I couldn’t really do much if they all decided to get physical. But they actually followed me quite a ways and eventually they also started making fun of my British accent, and I was getting REALLY fucking worked up. I don’t actually remember what the trigger was, but suddenly I just turned around, limped over to the three guys, and just straight up punched them. They were just standing there while I limped over to them. The one that was in my class turned on his heel and ran in the opposite direction the moment I started limping towards them because he’s seen me in action but the other two guys just stood there like Tf is this little girl gonna do. So I went over, and punched them good. And the look on their faces? I want to see that look again. That day was the day I incited fear in guys from all across my year-group because until then it was only within my class. After that day no one bothered me again, everyone was respectful to me. I really really want to see that look again because the memory of their expressions has all but faded and I really want to just cement that into my brain to cheer me up with I’m feeling low and useless. Btw after I punched them and saw the look on their faces I just turned right around and headed for my bus and they didn’t follow. That adrenaline was coursing through my blood vessels and my heart was thrumming. I only processed what I’d done when I was sitting in the bus. It was a great feeling.

So yeah you’re welcome for the enormous answer.

#thank you for the ask! #i ramble #answers of the cheese #and also don’t worry they weren’t grievously injured I just punched them enough to rattle them #and perhaps cause a bit of pain I guess because yk they WERE scared of me after that #after I processed what I’d done I felt so good but I was also feeling so guilty because like #in my class whoever I’d punched had also punched me back but these guys just didn’t they just gave up #so the next day I went and apologised to one of the guys because I have no idea who the other one is and where I can find him #and he was like ‘it’s okay you can stop the accent now’ which I didn’t understand so I was like okay bye #and then later I asked my friend and I think he meant that he thought my British accent was fake? #boy I wish #but no yeah the next year he ended up being in my class and let me tell you it was a great feeling when his other friends who don’t know me #tried to antagonise me and he just panickedly pulled them away from me without explanation #also for those who are concerned about me now I was in the eighth grade and I was so immature and I promise I’m not violent anymore #i havent punched anyone since eighth grade I think #and I’m weak as fuck now #but I’m not violent anymore and I’ve grown as a person and I’d handle the situation in a much more mature way if it had happened to me now #back then I had anger issues so yeah I wouldn’t have been good with words #so yeah anyway #cheese out

[deus-ex-mona]

anyways, guess who finally managed to get unblocked after more than 3 years✌️

#idk i think aizo would totally block ken’s number solely bc he’s 3annoying5him #(totallyyyyy not based on a true story ahaha… [blatant lies]) #the look of exasperation on my bro’s face when he unblocked me was r e a l though #i’d completely forgotten that my dp on [insert messaging app] was of the side profile of a wild rooster staring into the distance #so like he just gave me this blank look of resignation as he showed the rooster pic to me and went ‘is this you’ and i nearly choked— #though. ig the fact that i’d poorly edited the pic to resemble the ‘i am cringe but i am free’ meme r e a l l y didn’t help matters… #…to think that i have texted my boss and coworkers while having that as my dp though.. hm. #i’d like to sincerely apologise to everyone who knows me irl for being the personification of the word ‘annoying’— #shibaclown saturday

[quodekash]

at first I was watching this show cos it was pretty good and tinngun were really sweet and I wanted to see their relationship develop further

but then episode 5 came, and suddenly I live and breathe and think and feel soundwin and nothing but soundwin always

#I’d also like to apologise to my followers and mutuals who couldn’t give a care in the world about this show #cos they’ve been seeing a lot about it in the last couple weeks #particularly in the last week #and I’m very sorry but thEY HAVE TAKEN OVER MY LIFE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND #soundwin #winsound #winny thanawin #satang kittiphop #winnysatang #satangwinny #my school president #my school president the series #tinngun #fourth nattawat #gemini norawit #geminifourth

[theprestigegirly]

english literature A level sucks because i was having the time of my fucking life 3 weeks ago doing Hamlet and now i wish for my death opening tess of the durbervilles

#it’s killing me #as a girl named tess myself #my english teacher saying it was a peasant name and then realising and then apologising was so embarrassing #i’m just mortified 24/7 #especially when she’s meant to be like this sexy sex sex beauty sex #so awkward #also thomas hardys writing style is boring #i hate his long descriptions of countryside #like if i wanted to have a picture of the countryside painted in my mind #i’d just watch fucking countryfile wouldn’t i #personal #a levels #a level english

[deadandwalking]

i’ve decided when i kill myself i’m writing little letters for all the most important people to me but leave a random hint in all the notes and they’ll all get rlly confused so they’ll compare their hints and conclude that it’s coordinates that will lead them to a location in a forest in Germany and they’ll wander the area to find what i took them there for before i wander out from the trees to greet them and they all get confused because ??? i killed myself ???? then i reveal that actually it is NOT ME and i have created a robot completely identical to myself my suicide was actually me removing my brain to put in the robot and actually it’s Angel. i’m dead as fuck still.

#got suicidal and immediately felt bad knowing i’d be taking Angel too #so this is my solution #i would like to apologise to anyone who recieves these letters

[garoujo]

hello ! i’m actually not home rn but i thought i’d jump on here to quickly address the anon going around with screenshots + again flooding everyone’s asks. yep, those screenshots are absolutely of me in 2021 — this is the situation that first brought the current anon onto my blog, i address my own ignorance and take accountability aswell as apologise for how i acted — because that blog is deactivated i no longer have the multiple apologies i made in reply to those posts which were pinned for around a week. i did not leave my blog after this, i continued to write on that blog for around 3 months after that because again i know i was wrong and i didn’t run from it, i left for an entirely different reason — most likely linked to the anon going around now.

#cw discourse #again i can’t go into this as much as i’d like because i’m w my friend rn but yes i apologise #i’m sorry this is everywhere rn once again

[sure-i-exist]

I’m writing a ride the cyclone (pre- the accident) reacts to ride the cyclone (the slime tutorial) fanfic and I’m already 5000 words in on page 11 and this is going awesome

#I’ll post it in chapters once I finish it #Also someone suggest a title #This is so fun I love this #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone musical #ride the cyclone fanfiction #Also just so we’re clear this is the only fic in which I will not edit at all #Cause if i edited it alongside it it would just start to feel like a chore writing it and I’m not lettin that happen #So you can have fun story with worse-than-my-normal writing and I’m not gonna apologise <3 #It’s honestly not bad tho. Just kinda clunky in some places which is pretty forgivable I’d say #im just rambling rn I’m rlly happy