kinda mad that i spend all my shifts being extremely horny and the second i'm out and can actually get off properly i'm not horny anymore
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It's about 2 inches. It's been 3 hours. It's still coming down.
They're threatening us with 6 inches.
For those of you in places where 6 inches is your Monday, it don't snow like this in PDX very often. And we can't salt the roads because it's bad for the fish. If we get six inches, the city's gonna be shut down for days.
Even this could take us through Thursday and Friday fully closed.
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ugh i loathe dating apps.
i’ll open one and then swipe a bit and then think “why i am even doing this… all these people look the same. ew, that one even likes to hike. wtf” and then i close the app and don’t open it again until 6 months have passed.
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I went out during normal human hours for the first time in like months
Its so warm outside
And there is so many people
And the public transport is crowded
Ive forgotten it all
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I spent over $1400 on car repairs today.
The urge to drive 30 minutes to the closest all night jack in the box for some eggrolls and then spend an hour driving to different city parks to play pokemon go just to feel like I'm getting my money's worth is VERY STRONG RIGHT NOW.
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ASK ME ABOUT MY PUSSY
......... she some assembly required
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Im really trying to get over this bronchitis and i just had it a couple months ago idk 😒
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I should be working but instead im writing :)
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hhhhh
im working but also kinda sick and im throwing up so i have to throw up in a fucking bucket bc i cant afford to take a day off
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i know getting updated booster shots are necessary but i have a fever of 102 and every muscle in my body hurts and i do NOT want to be working rn
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