#i wish it was satire

[glitchlight]

Everyone agree now if staff ever tries to monetize foxgirl friday we immediately tear them apart as a foxgirl's trick

#upon advice from my catgirl lawyer i wish to emphatically state that this statement is intended as satire

[cosmic-moth8]

so me and my friend saw the new Godzilla 10/10 pls go watch it

#godzilla #godzilla minus one #i wish this was satire

[puffledthomas]

New yfm song was an emotional experience

#I swear on my life this is satirical #yfm #your favorite martian #puffcest is canon 😭😭 #puff puff humbert #hope gen 1 and 1.5 are doing well wish them the best fr #EHEJDSJDSJSC #😭😭

[quitonly]

TRIANGLE OF SADNESS (2022) dir. Ruben Östlund

#triangle of sadness #filmgifs #filmedit #moviegifs #movieedit #ndit #wish this was a tighter movie ... i feel it's class satire is sm more interesting and coherent than similar movies in 2022 but its such a sl #such a slog:')

[soriastrider]

more dirkjake + alpha kids quote generator nonsense, now also featuring davekat

#dirkjake #dirk strider #jake english #hal strider #lil hal #karkat vantas #dave strider #davekat #jane crocker #roxy lalonde #homestuck #pesterlogs #the davekat one originally said 'satire' #but i changed it to 'irony' for obvious reasons #also ive noticed that on mobile the alt text indicator covers a significant amount of the text #and makes it kinda difficult to read #which is sort of ironic lol #wish there was a way to move it

[diazsdimples]

So u just ship any queer characters together just because it's representation? Is it worth giving up 6 years of buddie for a bit of Tommy? You're just a traitor and don't understand the concept of shipping. We're gonna lose everything because you're being callous https://www.tumblr.com/bellabrady/748033617795678208/even-longtime-hardcore-buddie-shippers-that-ive

I'm sorry I'm finding it so hard to take you seriously sksdjkdfk PLEASE go outside for a bit

#james answers things #okay but the way this anon is talking #sounds like it's me specifically #that's keeping tommy on the show #and fuck I wish I had that power #if I did you'd best believe I'd keep Tommy for another season specifically to piss you off in particular #while having Eddie have queer realisations in the background #season 8 is buddie's season that's all i'm saying #now PLEASE take your homophobia elsewhere #(and if this is satire then know you've got me cackling this is hilarious)

[blackgoliath]

the more i learn about vivziepop the worse it gets

#adam text #i tried to watch the first ep of hazbin hotel on amazon and: #a) it's bad. the writing is bad. even without knowing anything else it's Bad #b) in that vein the whole premise is hades/persephone for christians but it's their daughter #c) i need people to actually understand tropes & religious archetypes before they make 'satire' of them #d) i've seen all the stuff about her transphobia now & i need ppl to realize that she can be anti-transmascs WHILE ALSO clearly fetishizing #trans femmes #anyway just sounds like she's a bigoted plagiarizing weirdo #and i wish she had watched something other than invader zim as a child

[whythobro]

Can’t wait for the omega verse to get a whiff of him

#king magnifico #disney wish #queen amaya #I feel this I should clarify I am not into the omega verse #this is a joke #it is satire #don’t be weird pls

[lewisinho]

you can praise someone without the need to bring down somebody else; you can recognise and praise their amazing performances without having to constantly compare and discredit other past achievements, as it does absolutely no good to either side! this constant need to compare drivers and their achievements is so toxically pervasive throughout motorsport journalism and fan discourse it just completely eliminates any joy you may derive from just simply appreciating something on its own

#it drives clicks and engagements so there’s a reason for it #i just wish people had more integrity #f1 journalism is so shit these days you think you’re reading some satirical peace instead of an actual article #f1 #lewis hamilton #f1 media

[goldiipond]

whoever designed the twitterized desktop layout should have an anvil dropped on their head looney tunes style

#skye's ramblings #GREETINGS TUMBLR MODERATORS. I AM A SATIRE ACCOUNT #insane how unusable desktop is without unfucker. user dragongirlsnout i wish you nothing but the best in every aspect of your life forever

[spop-romanticizes-abuse]

how dare someone think that a character is physically cute! don’t they know that if a character does bad things that automatically makes them ugly and no one can ever think they’re cute?

you’re a fucking clown

yeah, i guess the only valid thing to call a person who is plotting murder is "cute". you know, that word you use for sweet innocent things?

on a serious note, i do not think that catra is ugly. or anyone, for that matter. appearances have nothing to do with someone's personality. i just find it odd that people screenshot the exact moment where she is planning to control and traumatize her "friend", and call it cute. i bet y'all didn't find shadow weaver cute when she was abusing catra. or horde prime when he was torturing catra.

#spop #spop critical #spop discourse #anti catradora #spop salt #spop criticism #she ra #anti catra #again this goes to show how fans trivialize everything in this show #like people posting a pic of that moment where catra opens the portal and tries to commit mass genocide with the caption #“when you try to to end the world bc your girlfriend broke up with you” #no its not satire but i wish it was #again villains can be good-looking #i just think its strange to take these kind of monents and turn it into an “aww cute baby” moment

[itwoodbeprefect]

deeply fucking unhinged shows that are completely aware of being deeply fucking unhinged...... i love you

#i thought gmmtv dirty laundry might be the pinnacle of this but now i think i was wrong #i am watching. the shipper (2020). and every episode has me yelling nooOOO at the screen more #but only in the sense that i'm having the time of my life. wtf dude. literally wtf #this is vaguely like if you took the general vibes of s&h dandruff and transplanted them on a cw high school show #maybe crossed with the good place. and the folgers coffee commercial #and it's a body swap comedy. and a satire. and half the people in the youtube comments don't seem to be interpreting it that way #AND ALSO you get jennie panhan which. literally everything i've seen her in just made me wish she had more screentime #hitting post on this in the full knowledge i'm veering ever more wildly left (in the tags) of what anyone follows me for. love you all #* #the shipper

[burst-of-iridescent]

‘Miss can you spare some change for the poor, hungry orphans 😔 they want to eat actual rice for once instead of ripping up toilet paper into tiny pieces, flavoring it with their tears and pretending it’s rice‘ you: ‘ok’ *takes out velcro Zutara-themed wallet* ‘*HISSSSSS* NVM YoU tOuChEd thAt MoNEY wiTH yOur FiLthYY ZUtaRA haNdsSSSss-!!!’

this absolutely sent me lmao. thank you for the laugh, anon! it was much needed <3

#i wish i could say this was satire but. that's pretty much the exact logic of zk antis who like to act progressive lol

[pierregaslays]

nelson piquet can’t be racist because max verstappen, a white man who has never experienced and will never experience racism but has also made racist comments in the past said so

#m.text #you’re all making him out to be a bad man :((( - this is SATIRE #i wish he’d just shut the fuck up for once in his life

[tvs-coach]

Can't remember which Series this was, but it was around when Norman Lamont resigned so either 13 or 14. It was part of a series of sketches that happened in every episode of it's series where Major would play the piano as Norman faced some horrific demise.

#Spitting image #british tv #satire #puppets #john major #norman lamont #the sun will come out tomorrow #Norman's vocals are almost haunting #John looks so goofy in those glasses #HIS LEGS ARE SHAKING AS HE'S BEING CRUSHED #I have no idea how they filmed this #I wish I did #I think they just killed one of the puppeteers