#i will throw him at the cliff

[shimishtar]

seppy shake charm idea 👍 im so normal over these lil shits i want a keychain filled w tiny seppy and shake it til they want to fight me to death

#dragonfable #adventure quest worlds #sepulchure #valen #amadeus #redheads that i love #i will throw him at the cliff #i am a normal sepulchure liker

[ghostdrinkssoup]

tfw you’re a closeted gay man but you’re trapped in a show where cannibalism is a metaphor for gay sex (among other things) and you’re too afraid to stare into the abyss because you know goddamn well the abyss stares back so you ignore all your demons and bloodlust and the hot psychiatrist that keeps subtly suggesting that murder is the new black and pretend to be so normal that you end up watching the love of your life (aforementioned hot psychiatrist) turn himself in because he can’t bear to live without you and to cope with that you marry the hottest single mum near you because let’s be honest you’re too far gone to download grindr or pick up a knife and start stabbing people now so you just sit yourself down and enjoy awful peaceful domesticity for the next three years and quietly scream

#don’t ask me where my posts come from they just suddenly appear #like a spiritual awakening #but can you believe will had to cope with self-inflicted heteronormativity for three years wtf #forget cannibalism that’s the real horror #I would scream and shake and throw up if I was him #it’s enough to make you want to break a psychopath out of jail and fall off a cliff- oh wait #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[linusbenjamin]

#meanwhile jake just sitting back and seeing marc and steven fight over control of the body bonus:

#marveledit #tvedit #moon knight #steven grant #marc spector #userdiana #tuserpolly #tusernicky #nikolatexla #steven is so funny #'stupid pigeon' #'i eat steak and bam i go bonkers' #LOL #and he literally throws him off the cliff

[klappert-art]

Fabricated past

#scaramouche #genshin impact #wanderer #原神 #artists on tumblr #my man my dude my bro i never imagined i'd draw scara LOLL #actually.. brutally honest.. personality wise he's one of my least fav HAHA #but the quest was good and yknow what it means?? #my hand aching to draw something #i also pulled him.. so I can throw him off from any cliff XD #jokes aside this was hard to draw like 50x harder #oh also i always willing to collect anemo. dude was fun for explore #*explorATION!! lol

[mugentakeda]

omg are u an iroh hater?? IROH HATERS UNITEE i hate that old man

well. i am an iroh hater. but also its actually that iroh is one of my favorite characters of all time. however comma i specifically like iroh because hes a moderate to severe piece of shit and a medium bad uncle. i love how he has a “facade” to dismantle. i love how he has traits outside of being zukos uncle while at the same time the way he parents zuko is obviously connected to the kind of guy he is and the way his stupid brain works. i dont think iroh would be half as memorable as a character as he is if he was truly just the do gooding all wise old man that people perceive him as.

i hate how the writers and fandom treat him like a hoity toity paragon of virtue that was done wrong by zuko and azula and whatever as if hes not a grown ass man thats done everything they did in canon but probably several times over and maybe even worse because hes like. in his 50s-60s and the siege of ba sing se is definitely not the only thing on his track list. i believe in elder abuse when its iroh i think azula shooting him in the chest was frankly hilarious and i think zuko turning on iroh for azula was something iroh had no right to be surprised by and i also think he owed zuko an apology in turn during sozins comet.

i like how hypocritical he is. i like how he continuously misunderstands zuko. i like how even after his so called spiritual journey or whatever that he still sometimes fails to recognize his own behavior and it in turn negatively effects his relationship with zuko because he keeps pushing morals and ideals onto zuko, when he doesnt even fully adhere to those morals and ideals himself. i like how he hates azula despite the facts that 1. shes 14 2. ozai is her dad 3. shes literally his mini me in so many ways. hes elusive and wobbly with morals when he really shouldnt be considering hes trying to nurture the most unstable teenage boy in the whole world.

but like at the same time i also deeply love zuko and azula so i get deeply frustrated with him on their behalf. everytime i watch book three and analyze his and zukos interactions i wanna bang my head against a wall until i die

#am i making sense here. id hate to call him my blorbo because that word makes me want to kms #but like. thats how i hate him. i recognize his behaviors #and like in an ironic way i think its funny but like. Really i dont #and thats why i always put emphasis on his bad actions in my aus #like with lu ten and whatever. Because i need a foot on his neck so fucking bad #like i need him to get his just desserts i need him to get popped in the mouth dude. #i wanna put him in a fucking hydraulic press and then throw him off a cliff. on fire. #asks

[downstairsbar]

thinking abt that post that's like "lestat would get jealous of a lamp post if louis looked too long at it" and. do you think they're too insane to let the other one use toys? because lestat totally seems like all those dudes on reddit who whine about their girlfriends having dildos or vibes because wdym their dick isn't enough for them???

i think about this every day. in the 5 days since you sent it there hasnt been a day that i dont think about it. yes of course lestat is like this BUT MOST IMPORTANTLY louis gets mad when lestat jerks off. he's like are you fucking insane. and lestat is like i only do anymore when ur not in the mood and louis is like So you can't wait? You was gonna die?

#qs #this is in conversation with the chastity device anon btw #even when lestat isnt cheating/doesnt cheat anymore louis gets murderous if lestat ever mentions knowing anyone else before him #louis is like if you were my first then why wasnt i your first too. #lestat is like my ex bf nicky--and louis starts shaking screaming sobbing throwing up sliding down the wall jumping off a cliff

[unknownkona]

ARGGHGFHDG GOD HE'S SO FUCKING HOT [SLAMS TABLE]

#i need him to throw me off a cliff #i need to be bodyslammed by him #holy SHIT #house of wax #house of wax 2005 #house of wax fanart #bo sinclair #sinclair brothers #house of wax bo #slashers #doodle #sketch #artists on tumblr #unknownkona's art

[nocofamilyau]

Who was the hardest kid to take care of

#dave suuuuucks lol #I want to throw him off a cliff #mf just cries and screams all the time #doesn't shut up #noco family au #total drama #total drama noco #total drama noah #total drama dave #shitpost

[lisa-and-shadow]

Did you know that in Dragons Dogma 2 you can carry around a bunny?

He didn't really enjoy it. But I did. 🐇

#dragons dogma 2 #dd2 #carrying people and things around is my favorite mechanic in the game 🤣 #years ago in Dark Arisen my friend went hey check this out... #and i turned to see him throw a bunny off a cliff 😭 it was awful and hilarious

[thwackk]

listen.

#it’s the casualness of it that makes it sadder im gonna rthrow up. #throwing him off a cliff #i HATE HIM.

[moonilit]

In another timeline

#I wish that’s how it happened jdnjdnsk #Jean and her Captains #They throw him off a cliff #genshin impact #kaeya #jean gunnhildr #eula lawrence #lisa minci

[scalproie]

Heichachi: So sad that even tho I love my family I had to put them down for being devils and destined for evil 😔 Alas there was no other way 😔

Jun, kissing Kaz and hugging Jin: Skill issue.

#like as much as I shit on heihachi it IS an interesting character flaw he has #like lets give him the benefit of the doubt: kazumi did try to kill him and his relationship with kaz was doomed as soon as he killed her #and neither kaz nor jin ever try to downright kill jun #but heihachi never like. tried. Like the cliff throwing is narratively important bc without that we wouldnt have tekken #but he just jumped to conclusion and doomed his own baby son to protect HIMSELF #and sure. mayyybe you can raise an argument for heihei with kazumi and kazuya. but WITH JIN? #unforgivable. to use his own grandson and to betray him in such an horrifying way JUST because jin is his father's son #smth about the mishima only knowing how to destroy... #meanwhile the kazama foster life. she loved kaz and raised jin with love. #and even tho tekken will shoot itself on the narrative foot to try and give reason to heihachi. it's jun who is objectively in the right #tagging later

[sysig]

I have an idea for the requesttober, could you make Scriabin like an endermen? I feel that Scriabin would be an endermen if he were in Minecraft's world

Day 11 - No eye contact >:(

#My art #Requestober #Minecraft #Vargas #Scriabin #Edgar #Scriabin would make a good Enderman haha #I wonder if he'd be a bit indignant since y'know - the Nether is Right There and he's totally a demon! He needs to be from Hell! #But then there aren't really any demonic creatures in the Nether - Nether Skeletons maybe? Haha ♪ #Besides Endermen are cool! They teleport and get mad when you look them in the eyes it's very fitting lol #I wasn't sure if I wanted to give him a purple colour palette somewhere - switch out his blue glasses for purple? :0 #But I opted to just stick with the classic for greyscale :) You can imagine him as a purpley-grey haha #Man it feels like forever since I've drawn them in Minecraft haha - I have played with my Edgar skin since! #It turned into a performative art piece of throwing Edgar off every high cliff I came across - don't ask I was in a weird mood lol #Man it'd be so fun for them to do one of those modded Minecraft playthroughs where Edgar has to try to beat the game #While Scriabin has the morph mod for example and can just turn into random stuff to get in his way (or maybe help? Nah lol) #Only turns into the ''cool' mobs and then the ones that are the most effective at killing Edgar hahah ♪ #''Here I know a way you can win right away >:)'' ''Wait-'' *turns into the Ender Dragon as soon as Edgar gets stone tools* lol #It's fitting for Edgar to stay a human but it'd be fun for him to be able to morph too! #Maybe only into ''normal'' mobs lol - he turns into a sheep and Scriabin immediately dyes him red #Oh no that's a cute imagine of Enderman!Scriabin picking a red flower and then putting it on sheep!Edgar stop me now lol

[gold-rhine]

btw how is that they let childe, a fatui harbringer, fight in a prison fight club, but for the traveler they were like no no no, you're a beast, people don't wanna risk fighting you.

#i feel like childe would throw himself off a cliff if he learnt they were scared of traveler but not him #rhine talks

[tristyndaroo01]

I love drawing addispam with goofy faces :)

#deltarune #spamton g spamton #spamton #traditional art #addispam #AUUGH HES SO CUTE #I WANNA JUST SQUEEZE HIM AND THROW HIM OFF A CLIFF

[roaching-cock]

some traditional doodles of my favourite babygirl

#i love him so much #i want to throw him off a cliff #kaeya #kaeya alberich #genshin impact #kaeya genshin impact