#i want to pet him he's so pretty

[murk888]

BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT! BIG SHOT!

(i can't find any other words right now. no thoughts only big shot. he occupies my mind. lives there rent free. leaves no free space at all. the big shot is very big indeed)

#art #digital art #artists on tumblr #spamton #big shot spamton #big shot era #deltarune #he looks so sweet aww #i'd give him all i have #jk no #however... #BY THE WAY is that progress?? of my art skills?? the hair?? the hands??? the colors?? #my goal now is to make him seem as 3D as possible!!! as if i don't want to hold him very much already!!! PLAESE HELP PLE #also i need to make a confession #i stare at my own art a lot #i draw things that i like. i manifest my imagination into reality. i am the creator of my own obsession... #heehee he's so cute :3 #i want to pet him he's so pretty #*incoherent adoring sounds*

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

#wanting to pet him #he's so pretty i hate him #my gifs #my edits #levi #levi ackerman #levi heichou #captain levi #attack on titan #aot #shingeki no kyojin #shingeki no kyoujin #snk

[merry-andrews]

Johnny/Kenshi but there never was a Mortal Kombat, Johnny just met him at one of his travels to Japan and now they're married, on a honeymoon. Soft morning with Kenshi kissing top of his head and caressing his body when Johnny lifts his head to ask why Kenshi keeps him around only to be answered; "darling, I wanted to have you all for myself like a cute little pet from the first time we met."

#johnshi #Johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #Johnny/kenshi #i stole this sentence from 'Gone With The Wind' book hehe #looks so alike them in a way! #Kenshi being as Rhett kinda makes sense ok #isn't that right so? imagine have Johnny for yourself. so how you gonna describe him? #your bulky badass boyfriend? no!! he'll be your little meow meow always seeks attention and pets from you! #he's so fragile and so wholesome and so pretty! #also has cat vibes to me hehe #Kenshi having to carry him most of times because Johnny just feels not in mood for walking #I want to put this boy between soft feathers and spoil the hell out of him hhhnn! #just look at him!!! #so precious. so pretty! #he can be your boyfriend but you'll call him 'my babygirl' #he's also that type of asking 'will you still love me if I was a worm' type #mk1 #mortal kombat #mortal kombat characters

[bookrat]

Pretty sure my little man has a case of abundism affecting the marble tabby coat under all those white splotches

#random pet post #it really is a weird coat pattern #I'm never sure if I should describe him accurately as a white marked tabby or as the first impression people get of a black and white cat #love his little backward C's #I got all my other pets around the same time and they've been dying off one by one this last year or so #I'm down to just this 4yo kit and Bruiser #actually I'm not done whispering in the tags #pretty soon it's just gonna be me and this terrible little man against the world #and he gives me such weird problems you cannot even begin to imagine #took to the leash and harness without a bit of difficulty but I can't take him anywhere cuz he freaks out about people 500ft away #really difficult to find sitters for him cuz he gets so stressed about changes and waits until 3am to SCREAM #he's 17 lbs and wants to sleep on my chest 14 hours a day #took him on a work trip a week or 2 ago cuz of aforementioned petsitting troubles and some kind of wire got crossed #so instead of stress peeing in my laundry basket he now humps the nearest blanket covered limb to alert me of problems #he got scared of his water dish recently and is only now starting to get over it after 3 weeks of drama #he knocked it over last night and humped my leg while I tried to sleep to try and convey to me that he was thirsty #I'm thinking of getting a second cat and just fucking hoping that it'll be normal and maybe Prompto can target it for some of his weirdness

[rotomartsblog]

There’s a character in the books called Nathan Nutcracker and I wanted to make a design for him because I think Cedar deserves a friend who can relate to her

#gave him white hair cause the nutcracker prince has a cotton beard I wasn’t brave enough to give him a beard #his outfit is meant to look like a scout uniform because I wanted it to have the same vibes as a soldier uniform but like younger #I have a headcanon that because nutcracker dolls aren’t really made to move around his movements are rigid and he’s not very articulated #cedar on the other hand has very fluid movement but has trouble balancing and staying upright because she’s a marionette made for strings #I wonder if nate was made a nutcracker or was a human transformed into a nutcracker like in the original story #cause I kinda get the vibe that it’s the former #little fun fact the nutcracker ballet is an adaptation of a novella-fairy tale #so even though he’s probably based on the ballet version he still fits the fairy tale theme #I’m pretty sure nate is supposed to be really small in the books but I forgot so he’s just a short king here #also I think he’d have a pet wind-up toy mouse called kingsley #rotomart #ever after high #eah #nathan nutcracker #nate nutcracker #cedar wood #eah nathan #eah nate #eah cedar #cedar ever after high #nate ever after high #nathan ever after high #also mouscedes cameo #pinocchio #the adventures of pinocchio #the nutcracker #the nutcracker and the mouse king #rotomart eah

[seraphdreams]

pet play with ran……….you’re naked, he’s in his suit….there’s a collar and leash, and a bell on you……….same with a cat tail…………i think. he likes the idea of forced pet play because it ties in with his humiliation kink and you’re so quick to get embarrassed and shy for him……he stuffed cat paws on your hands and feet…..won’t let you take them off………he’s even going so far as to say one of his rules for tonight is that you must “talk like a cat for him.” every word you utter that doesn’t fall in his rules is an orgasm…

“but—” the disappointment on ran’s face is as evident as the collar around your neck, firm and restricting. “that’s one.” his voice drops an octave and lilts off his tongue as if he’s mirthful about the situation you’re in. “ran—”

that’s two.

you pout so cutely when he tugs the end of the leash, beckoning you closer to him. ran can be so cruel and mean sometimes; looks at you as if you’re just an object for his entertainment, and to that, you are. his breath fans warmly against your ear as he leans in, leather taut around his hand to keep you in place. “like a cat, my love.” oh, how you wish you could deny everything about him — deny the way the scent of extortionate cologne fills your senses, his honey-lacquered voice against seemingly deaf ears, and how you really wish you could deny the ache in your core from his proximity . . it’s fucking embarrassing, so embarrassing, so fucking embarrassing-

“m-meow~”

#heheheheheheeee #sorry this idea had me #spiraling #thinking about ran with all sorts of pets #a pretty puppy he could throat train #a meek bunny he can breed all night #maybe a cute fox he’ll allow to tease him #but just for a moment until he gets antsy #also couldn’t decide if i wanted to use meow or nya ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫⸍̣⸌₎ #they’re both so cute to me!! #seraph.replies! #dior.dreams!

[petrichorium]

even if it’s not what i think it’ll be i’d love to hear your yan jing yuan thoughts 🙏

Okay in essence I think,,,,,,,, the impulse is there and he actively shoves it down 🫣

Like it’s there!!! He sees you smiling at someone and there’s a tugging feeling in his gut and he knows he could drag you away and lock you up for millennia without lifting a finger, and he really does consider it; imagines being the only one who can see you, imagines you with nothing to do but be pampered by him all day, always in his bed or his garden, never having to find you laughing and spending time with anyone else. Nothing to do with yourself but accept his adoration. How much has he given to his people, to the Luofu? Surely he deserves to be selfish with this one thing.

He could collar you without batting an eye. All his, for the rest of your nigh-infinite lives. He likes the thought, he really does.

But that only lasts a millisecond. Because above all else the Arbiter-General Jing Yuan is clever, and he knows the consequences of that line of thought—not that he’d be stopped, not at all, but that you would never truly love him if he went through with it. Sure he’d wear you down eventually but that would never be the same, and he would lose any chance of his genuine affection being returned. And his pride might never recover from that wound.

Sure, he could make you his pet, and he’d find some satisfaction in that. But it would be fleeting. He holds you too highly to want to break you; yes, he deserves to be greedy with you, and that means he doesn’t just want you in his arms. He wants your love, your life, and he wants to earn it honorably. You’re a discerning little thing, giving him a run for his money, but he’d be lying if he said he hated the chase. It’ll make it all the sweeter to win properly.

He needs you to choose him, freely, of your own accord. He needs you to want him even a fraction of how much he wants you, and he needs that desire to be your own.

#ask.🌧 #saintshigaraki #pluvi’s pals #char.🌧 jing yuan #yandere.cw #he just like has the impulse and then goes no wait that’s horrible #I don’t want another pet I have too many responsibilities anyway r u kidding KDNFKNRKRN #okay that last bit is more comedic but n e way #u get what I mean. the instinct is there but he ignores it #and sometimes it’s HARD to ignore #the first time u fall into his bed… he wakes up before u and just. stares. ur so pretty and peaceful and he could just lock the door…………….. #but then you stir and make the cutest little noise and lean into him and he Knows it’ll be so much more satisfying to #coax you back into his bed again instead #he might not outright do anything that forces you to not have any other options but he damn well makes his interest clear and who would ever #try to compete with him for anything let alone your hand #might as well be staking his claim #there u go. local man fights w his own instincts to not just fuck you up entirely #he likes the chase!!! it’s in his nature to want to win it!!!

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

holy fuck, this gives the zenin so much more lore than what we got in the manga. like the potential is right there to have this great inter-clan generational dispute and cold war but gege just breezes past it and then gets rid of it completely.

with all this cool new shut we’re getting about them, im almost glad that megumi was born a boy. like could you imagine just how much worse the zenin would have been to him if he was a girl? they already have the whole misogyny thing going for them and then their version of jesus pops up and it turns out that it’s a girl who wields their prized technique?

god, i can’t imagine just how much more controlling they would be towards megs, although im still not sure if the whole training until ur bones fall off would still happen. i feel like naoya would be different towards megs but we also know that the zenin are totally okay with incest so i hate where that would go.

It would have been bad.

See, I think the entire training until your bones fall off thing would still happen, but there would be an added layer of cruelty towards it. Because megumi was a little boy who was being trained in a way that even adults couldn’t have handled, so of course he spent a lot of time getting hit and a lot of time crumpling under the pressure and exhaustion. There are very, very few instances where he remembers actually leaving the training room on his own two feet. He usually was pushed until he collapsed and woke up later in the room they kept for him. But if he was a little girl in the same circumstances? They’d make every “failing” about her sex. They’d blame her being a girl for it and constantly use it as a source of sneering superiority.

It would also be bad because she would very much be seen as a source of descendants. Boy Megumi wouldn’t necessarily be exempt from that, but it would happen sooner for girl Megumi.

Bloodline is very important to the Zenin. Inheriting power, techniques—they want to continue the flow of power through the generations. And most of the Zenin clan (and the wider jujutsu world) believe that Megumi is the most powerful Zenin alive right now, if not Gojo’s equal, and the only reason why hes being graded as a Grade Two sorcerer is because gojo’s purposefully sabotaging his development. Like. Mindset is a huge amount of jujutsu ability. Yuuta went from getting beaten up by normal high schoolers to having some combat ability but needing inumaki to handle a semi grade one to being the second most powerful person alive in the span of a few months. He absolutely blitzed the previous second most powerful person alive when he would have lost that same fight a few hours previous. There’s a lot of people convinced Megumi’s on Gojo’s level but he’s been keeping him on a leash since childhood. But the powers still there in his blood.

That’s power the Zenin want to pass on, regardless of gender. But as a boy, Megumi’s got a little bit more leeway—men are accepted as warriors first in the clan, and age won’t affect his ability to procreate. If megumi was a girl? She’s got that goddamn biological clock ticking down. As the ten shadows, I think the Zenin would still expect her as a warrior, but they’d also have a fucking quota she needs to fill before the clock hits zero. And they’d have some very proprietary concerns about making sure no one outside of the clan has a chance to become involved with her. They’d want her to stay within the clan with her partners. And they’d be absolutely creepy and weird about how they went about it. It’s a little bit of a mercy that Megumi’s a boy.

#sea glass gardens #the Zenin already see boy megumi as their property #girl megumi? she’d be doomed #they already see women as property #they’d take a fucking hit out on yuuji I can tell you that #I’m a shameless itafushi shipper and while I don’t really write genderbend I don’t see a reason to change shipping them if I did #yuuji has this angry scary pretty girl who for some reason is down to hold his hand and then her fucking cousins hire a sniper #editing tags because I have more to say it’s one of my flaws #there’s so much of Megumi’s situation as a kid that was just horrible and miserable and full of pain #there were so many times he woke up in that stupid room too beaten up and bruised and exhausted to move #he was too tired to summon his dogs for comfort #and the Zenin hated when he treated his shikigami as pets anyway #I like to think megumi was actually scared of the dark when he was a kid #he was a child who saw monsters and didn’t have an explanation for them #they terrified him #his sister had a monster in the hall closet that wanted to eat her and he tried to be brave but he shook every time it came out #and it only came out at night #he was six. he was afraid of the dark. #he never told the Zenin but he could tell they somehow knew #his room was always kept so dark and there was never a nightlight permitted #he’d just wake up in the pitch and never know if anything was in there with him #he was hurt. he couldn’t move. and he was afraid of the dark #and sometimes megumi feels like he’s still that fucking six year old who got lugged from the training room unconscious and dumped in #the dark alone

[da-proti-toku-grem]

Each passing day I am more and more in love with Jure and I couldn't be happier about it :) <3

#we already stablished that i'm a Nace Jan and Jure girlie a while ago #(because i'm indecisive like that and because HAVE YOU SEEN THEM???) #but JUREEEEEE #i'm so in love with this man omfg #he's so cute and beautiful and adorable and pretty and talented and funny and - #i want to put him in my pocket and carry him around #give him cuddles and lil kisses and pet his hair #sorry i'm in my jure feels today #he's so 🥺💕🤭💗😚🩷🥹💞🥰💓☺💖 #joker out #jure maček #mine #maca speaks

[link-sans-specs]

Plastering his ass, a journey in faces:

He has the range. 😗🤌

GME3

#good mythical evening #gme 3 #link neal #link avec specs #ocean blues #link sans specs #i love his face #and all the weird and wonderful things he can do with it #he makes the best faces #so expressive #the sweetest-faced boy i have ever seen #and then red-faced vein-popping teeth-gritting agony #and that last one #my heart 🥺 #i want to cuddle him so hard #and pet those pretty silver wings #until he smiles again #le sigh #my edit

[boxwinebaddie]

what is the CD pet? i remember it being mentioned, but is it a dog?

how very funny you ask, lovie! because...someone a while ago asked me about a cd pet and i said, something like of 'maybe, who knows?'

me. ;)

i know.

skdhslkds

and shortly, you all will too, my darlings! for the sake of surprise and spoilers, i was just keeping the identity of the cd pet in the shadows.

which, speaking of shadows, it is the very first time that the citizens of a now very flooded and fucked up blondie's apartment ( minus marj ) arrive in the foyer of the crimson dawn manwhoresion, which again is this MASSIVE very gloomy and ominous sick-torian mansion with lots of cool glass skull door handles, old creaky floors and creepy portraits on the wall -- art of the dearly, or not so dearly, departed...dep(art) if you will -- except the interior has new electrical running through it so that the boys can still make pizza bagels in the air fryer and play legendary smash tournaments on their uber lux, big bucks, emphasis on big 98" flat screen tv...8k, ofc. ;)

anyways, they make it inside with what little luggage/personal shit they could salvage out of the wreckage of their Literal falling apartment, regrettably like half of kyle's really cool clothes are missing...i wonder if someone has things he can borrow...but ANWAYS AGAIN! when they walk in, jersey kyle sets down curb's carrier and suzie on sort of side table and is like 'holy fuck, i do naught like the feel of this place at all. this shit feels like something out of a horror movie, like i swear to gahd if some shit attacks m--"

aND RIGHT AT THAT MOMENT SOMETHING BODY SLAMS KYLE. like this herculean mass of energy, this strong, dark force runs at him at light speed, and is all over him. kyle is freaking the fuck out like oh my god this is actually a horror movie i am going to die, he screaming very girlish screams smh and then right when he thinks this supernatural monster beast from hell is going to gut him, somewhere off to the side, out of sight, the most threatening, frightening, authoritative and booming voice commands...

"sparky, sientate."

...and who is it, ofc...

but raven of crimson freakin' dawn. <3

who rushes over -- also this is irrelevant but i think he is in this sick colorful emo boy sweater and some ripped skinny jeans, you know, whore couture winter addition, he can be modest, you guys! -- and at the sight of him, this very large dog is immediately placated and ravenstan drops the scary dog training voice and is like "helllooo, sweet boy, mwahmwahmwah. besito besito besiiiiitoooo~ <33 :*"

i love ravenstan so bad, he's litrally so cute and an emo disney prince.

so sparky is just licking stan's face and being so sweet and we realize that sparky did not attack jersey to be vicious he just literally upon first glance liked him so much he wanted to say hi ksadhlsakd. amazing. kyle, however, hates most animals and drool and is a cat person and is like wiping his face with a hankerchief like fml.

and after a second, ravenstan rememeber, oh fuck, Kyle!!! so he immediately looks very worried and is like "i am SO sorry, jersey. he is super sweet, he just gets a little excited, y'know? are you--are you hurt at all? </3 here, take my hand, i'll help you up." all wide eyed

and jersey kyle aka crush era jersey my favorite period of time, is just looking up at raven of crimson dawn like he is a beautiful fake blonde eyeliner wearing apple cinnamon scented angel of death and...do yo know how badly kyle wants to take his hand? literally SO BAD. gay! down horrendous!!! but you know, he is a cold unfeeling husk and he does not like raven of crimson dawn! no way! i'm not dropping my mask in front of all these people, i am a loaded gun, i'm a weapon.

so kyle lifts his hand up like he's gonna take raven's hand and then at the last second, flips him off, rolls his eyes and is like "i've got it, ayshole." to which stan is like visibly disappointed for a second before Switching and shrugging doing the raven voice like 'suit yourself. you know, i like a man that's independent and can take care of himself." ;)

smhhhhh stan stop FLIRTING WITH KYLE IN FRONT OF EVERYONE LITERALLY NOT JERSEY TRYING NOT TO BLUSH LIKE!!! FOULLL!!

so important side note is that sparky is wearing...a pink bandana, ofc. which ofc, also means that he came from big gay al's animal rescue where curb also came from. and...sigh...so this is a small continuity error because i had al pretend not to know who the three people who paid blondie's rent were, but really all he said was that they didn't leave their names and ravenstan's voice sounded like heaven, which doesn't imply he....Doesn't know who he is.

and idk, was perhaps just keeping a secret for him...because raven actually does a fuck ton of volunteer work over there! hot boy shit! he is ofc, dressed like busted ass stan, but alas still v beautiful indeed. i think as a toolshed reference maybe spark got struck or nearly struck by lightning, he also has all that energy haha. stan basically foster failed him and he is ravenstan's emotional support dog and cd house pet, we love you sparky. that also means...drum roll pleaaaasee...

ravenstan knows curb! which is why curb got extremely excited to see him because ravenstan used to take care of him when he was in the animal santuary and stuff. so he quite literally heard stan's voice and was like!!!! aaaa!!! i missed you!!!! so cute omg reunited.

but yeah, they talk about that for a little...small world you know even for a big celebrity...kyle has sort of cute down horrendous gay daydream-y thoughts about how often stan must have come and go unbeknownst to all of them

( which he thinks is impossible because raven of crimson dawn's outfits are so shiny and tiny and scandalous that he has no idea how he could walk down the street without being noticed...but then, he's never actually seen stan look Normal and also...yeah kyle i bet you would be able to spot ravenstan a mile away and not be able to look away you gay ass bitch Stand Up!!!! )

and how cute he probably looks feeding all the lil critters in the pink shirt and like introducing little kids to them...also whether or not he rolls his sleeves up and how good his arms look...GO TO JAAAAAAIL.

but yeah! sparky! <3333 in my unpublished first draft boards i actually made a little section just for sparky.

final note: curb and sparky do hate eachother. they have shelter beef.

enemies to lovers, anyone?

-uncle nina, instigator of drama

#i'm gonna proof read this later i am lazy #but basically curb really liks raven and sparky immdiately really likes kyle but kyle is such a hater he's like control ur beast #i do think ravenstan looks cute in his big sweater and the jeans putting down his nightmare before christmas mug petting his big scary dog #he is my hero he is very cute to me #also after ravenstan did the scary command voice as a joke kenny raised their hand & said Is Anyone Else Bricked Up Right Now #and literally everyone raised their hands including jimmy like he risked falling over...ravenstan do not be raising his voice ever #but that was how he was taught to train most animals like someones mean scary mexican mom and it totally works #anyways NOT KYLE NOT TAKING STANS BEAUTIFUL HELPFUL HAND HES SUCH A FUCKING HATER #he wanted to so bad he was staring at it w such wide eyes for a second like omg he was worried abt me thats so cute hes so pretty and nice #aND THEN WAS LIKE EWEWEW YOU DISGUST ME GET A GRIP YOU FUCKING IDIOT YOU ARE PATHETIC STAND UP #goddamnit kyle will u be vulnerable for one second like he actually was bc hes actually pretty scared of big dogs he was very shaken #a small rm plot line is stan helping kyle get over his fear of big dogs bc sparky is so nice and kyle is wincing #and petting him with two fingers and is like...oh god it licked me...and stans like that means he likes you! he has good taste #raven stop rizzing kyle holy shit he cant take it #stan working at the shelter is so cute he totally does roll his sleeves up and his tattoos and biceps do look good #and he puts his hair back in the pink big als rescue standana and totally talks to all the cats and is like excuse me miss blossom #that was very rude to loki :( i think you owe him an apology!!! #and she meows back and loki scowls and hes like...now loki there's no need for that descaro papi!! >:O lets try that again #loki meows softly back and stan scratches both them behind the ears and is like amazing see all better <333 #something abt ravenstan knowing the same cats that jerseykyle does and them both just not knowing despite being so close together #and probably just barely missing each other everytime...the beautiful waft of cinnamon or a stan laugh sometimes... #maybe he wasn't being so crazy after all #SPARKKYYYY

[skrunksthatwunk]

have just been introduced to a kitten named rascal who lives on my floor and whose babysitters (who are not his owner?) were trying Really hard to goad me into adopting which like. he's a little baby and he's so so so silly and he barely even bit me but like also. this cat isn't yours???? anyway if the owner's giving him up then I might finally have a cat which like AHHHHHG

#i wanna cat SO BADD #but also i dont think this is the best environment to have ANY non-tank pet tbqh #and i dont wanna have to give him away if my housing situation changes bc my parents house wouldnt work #(one of our dogs has a pretty strong prey drive and i dont wanna risk it) #also the poor guy seems a bit skittish and i think the 2 big dogs would scare him #and then there's the 'is he my cat or your cat' thing w my roommate #i think the answer would be hes my cat bc shes more ambivalent but she can actually take him home so like #and ive pretty much been banking on going home after college anyway so like??? in the long term where would he go??? #but also my dogs are getting older.. maybe by then they'll be gone and that problem'll go away #but hell my room there's bigger than my dorm room so even if we kept him in there it'd be a better space than here #it'd be a step up #ugh idk. i think it's a bad idea to have a cat in rooms this small in general. but i don't wanna see him go to a shelter either #like he's young and cute so maybe it'll be easier for him but he's also not super cuddly with strangers as far as i can tell #idk... im worried about him.... poor little rascal #like one of the girls mentioned being mean to him and i dont want him to be mistreated #like shining lights in his face and stuff #idk... sigh...... #im considering transferring schools at some point. worst case scenario is i go somewhere they dont allow pets and i have to #either find a foster parent or give him away completely #but i really dont wanna have to do that if i can help it. i never want to put a pet that loves and depends on me in a situation like that #much less me like id bawl my ass off #but if theyre treating him bad then even if my situation isnt perfect wouldnt taking him in be in the right anyway? #but how long does that stand for? until i can find him a better home? ughh

[wantbytaemin]

hi ana i know this week has been hard, how was your weekend? i hope you had time to relax and regroup.. sending much love your way 💞

hi angel! thank you so much, i did i did! I hope your week was gentle to you and that you had a nice weekend as well 💖 here’s my weekend in a couple pics hehe ofc you get details in the tags bc this IS ana wantbytaemin after all 🥲🫡

#we’re still catsitting and i snuggled w the baby for a while on Saturday morning which was so 🩶 bc he doesn’t like pets very much. he’s got #pretty severe arthritis so whenever he wants pets you best believe he gets them.. sweet angel i’ll miss him so much 🥺 #then saturday morning roommate and i went to this new ramen bar in the city centre and had some mizamen it was SOOOO good #and the painted street is actually a city project of making some of the very narrow central streets pedestrian only zone and so they’ve #just recently painted part of this street and put CATS on it hehehe i loved it SO much #and then on Saturday night we went to an art/design exhibition and i have SOOOOO many pics form there #from* there i loved it SO much! and there was a concert after it which my friend really wanted to go to so we went #and then as roommate & i live close to the concert place we all went back to ours and had some wine & cat snuggles 🩶 #and THEN from today that’s my silly dog aziza with as you can see a totally appropriately sized stick #<- pic from our 3 hr walk in the park #and now im doing chores and chilling and such so yea!!! good weekend all in all i managed to not think about the week and how i went #through all of Dante’s circles of hell LMAO

[spineless-lobster]

Linear warfare except when they run at each other they meet in the middle and start passionately kissing each other on the mouth with tongue

#so anyways I watched napoleon #it was good I liked it a lot #the soundtrack was AMAZING it really stood out to me #also I SAW PETER SANDYS CLARKE!!!!!!! #he was at the battle of waterloo he shouted one line of orders and then stood around in the background <333 #(exactly what I was expecting but honestly I was still so excited) #he did amazing and I didn’t even see his character die #anyways the movie opened with a beheading which was insane but I called it and it was so cool #there was another gory bit involving a horse #also all the french people sounded british????? and napoleon was american??? #I get he was played by joaquin phoenix and they want the big name attached to the movie but like come on just hire a french guy #or make him do the accent or something #sorry that’s just a pet peeve of mine #tsar alexander I was fruity as hell so they did a great job with that he was so pretty omg #my favourite parts were the battle of waterloo and the battle of austerlitz so yeah #gonna stop rambling now lmao #watch it if you want it’s kinda long tho

[dayurno]

could you possibly link the riko + kevin post you made regarding kevin's canon sa and first time? i can't find it on your profile

i sorted through the ec for this (covered in blood) but basically kevin's first time was arranged when they were fifteen years old and riko thought they ought to lose their virginity. he picked lydia shetfield, presumably one of the ravens at the time, and kevin reportedly did not like her but knew better not to argue with what riko wanted. here's a few more points from this post

kevin isn't mentioned to have done anything else with anyone, and the only two times he Did sleep with someone it was because riko directly told him to. riko being there for both moments also does not help his case but i don't like thinking too much about it

#asks #kevin #i dont really like how flippantly its mentioned that kevin only did what he did with lydia because #he knew better than to argue with what riko wanted him to do #and the breach of privacy of riko Watching is. awful #reminds one that kevin really was his pet in all ways that mattered #anyway i hope that answered your question i'm not diving back into the ec anytime soon #but also i got some pretty cool stuff like the monsters at matt's bachelor party #and seth being a singer #so i guess its not all terrible

[littlegalerion]

I've been playing Divinity Original Sin 2...

Meet Dawnbreaker, my Cleric/Necromancer who just wants everybody to be happy but man she fights the intrsuive thoughts on the daily.

Lastly, her new friends: a feral dilf and two sass machines.

#dos2 #dos2 fane #dos2 the red prince #ifan ben mezd #dawnbreaker my oc #this game is pretty good #if you like baldurs gate 3 but want something a touch more comical #this is your game #romances are okay #lore is pretty good #im attatched to the lizard people personally #i love how the female lizards are so tall compared to the males #and prince has the gall to try and act like he's in charge #dawnbreaker just thinks fane is neat and cries when he sasses her #ifan: *sighs sadly in 'please notice me'* #dawnbreaker: *two busy soothing the sass toddlers* #dont ask about the squrriel on the bone cat #i have no answers #it confuses me so much and yes i have pet pal so i can talk to him #that didnt clear up ANYTHING #18+ only