#i tweeted this but im prob gonna delete it soon so | Explore Tumblr Posts and Blogs

swizzletheories · 4 years

Text

Bonus Theory: Swizzle 4 Prez

I was just trying to delete a virus off my mac computer (don’t ask it had something to do with princess and the pauper and that is all i will say) when I heard some shocking news.

Kanye West is running for president.

Will I get into what I think about this? No. Actually, yes. I know it’s so bad that he’s running. But I’m also Canadian and I love drama (plz don’t hate me) so I am so excited right now. It is currently almost midnight and adrenaline is pumping through my veins.

Has anyone thought of the implications here? The drama that will ensue because of this? Specifically...

THE TAYLOR DRAMA???!!!!!

So rumour is Taylor is releasing a political EP soon because Taylor’s all politics now (and maybe a collab with Dixie Chicks which I stan). Taylor’s political journey has all been very sudden - maybe it was because Sc*** Bo******* stopped her from speaking out before....

... or maybe it was because Taylor had other plans. Namely, a campaign of her own.

We’ve heard Taylor absolutely demolish Marsha Blackburn.

That was some passionate stuff she gave us about Marsha. So passionate, I might say she’d really thrive in a political debate. And MAYBE Taylor thought so too. So she turned things up a notch. She released Miss Americana and became our political icon. Like we might as well just replace the American flag with Democratic Queen T Swizzle.

Anyway so what I’m saying is I think Taylor realized her Miss Americana power during this political awakening and started planning her campaign. And while we know Taylor and Karlie are no longer friends I have to assume based off Taylor’s personality she might’ve sorta kept in contact with her. BUT we also know that Karlie leaked info about Taylor to Scooter (bless the god of trash perez hilton) so MAYBE karlie leaked to scooter that taylor was planning to run for president and then SCOOTER went to KANYE and was like “dude we can’t have her as president she’ll cancel me completely” and kanye’s like “i got u” and THEN.

KANYE STEPS IN TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT INSTEAD. TO BEAT TAYLOR FOR THE SPOT.

I know I’ve just blown your minds. But we can’t dwell on this. We need to take action NOW.

And I say this now. @Taylor i hope ur reading.

TAYLOR NEEDS TO CONTINUE HER CAMPAIGN AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT.

It’s going to be hard. Demi Lovato’s prob gonna talk some trash. C****n H****s will prob tweet something out.

But we must prevail. We need to support Taylor in her quest to run the world. We need Taylor and Kanye to go head-to-head. In order to do my part, I intend to leave Canada behind and live in the US just to vote for Taylor. Also their 4th of july parties are way cooler than our canada day parties and thats a fact and ive always been jealous of it. So there you go another plus for me. Thanks Taylor.

As a new member of the United States, what do I hope will be Taylor’s first acts of business as the president? Here is a list:

1) get the scarf back from Jake

2) throw C****n H****s in jail

3) make The Man our national anthem

4) make Selena Gomez vice president

5) ban scooters

and the list will go on, tbh I havent thought this through too much but i will. Hmu if you have any other ideas I’m totally open.

In conclusion, @taylor i hope you will see this and understand that we support your vision and passion. We want YOU as OUR PRESIDENT.

@donaldtrump pls dont sue me im just a canadian that loves drama

2 notes · View notes

neo-shitty · 3 years

Note

toffee!

hehe my anxiety ridden ass could never not go into full on panic mode. ty :) yeah i do! aside from a 6 week lockdown and then a few 1 week ones here and there, we've been face to face since third term of 2020! suuuper lucky to be living where i am, im so very grateful for the relative safety we have. aww ty, hope you can feel better soon too! good on you for getting the vaccine :)

ah yeah, that sounds a lot like me lol, motivation is hard. i think what i do is just write what i want to write, not fix myself to chronological order. obviously if you can then thats great, but i often skip around on the timeline, writing what i feel like doing and filling in the gaps between periods of time when im more motivated. on my story im writing atm, at one point i was writing on four different places in time, but it kept me motivated, as i was able to switch back and forth, adding when i could

haha yeah and it was like 👁👄👁 on a stays post as well. ooh yeah! he could be a huge figure in our fandom and we wouldnt even know. like, we could be questioning how they get their info and memes almost before the news is announced, or how they somehow predict the upcoming events, and it just turns out to be felix lol

ahhh he saw the edits? i did not know that, but now i want to delete my presence everywhere becos oh my god the absolute thirst stays have for this man. yeah, that definitely plays a factor in how much we go for it with thirsty tweets lol

hehe yes, however did you guess lol. im glad too! sudden motivation is the best :) tragic is one word for it, devastating is another. chan moving on was almost sadder than him dying with her, i understand why you had to do it, but goddammnit toffee why cant they be happy

no prob for missing our time, i forgot to check on thursday and friday, so no stress :)

<3 w.a. 🐺

HAHA i just self destruct when i get anxious lmao. it must be nice having face to face classes again :// we've been on lockdown since last year and i'm lowkey missing the great outdoors.

oh same! i usually do that (the writing what i want) when i get really stuck. i'm a firm believer that when i encounter writer's block, it's just because i'm not writing what i want to write. i'm glad you're having fun with the story you're writing rn : ]

the kids being on twitter is the main reason i'm barely there nowadays. and yES, THE THIRST. i often have mixed emotions with hard (stan) stays sometimes because some of the boys are around my age and i know people irl who are born on the same year and it's just...awkward? but thats just my pov and i'm definitely not gonna pretend that i don't have hard stan instances LMAO.

"goddammnit toffee why cant they be happy?" because i said so! AHAH someone asked for a spin-off where they ended together but i haven't gotten around to writing it yet. and no inspiration yet ?? i see nothing beyond that au, idk why ksdjks

also i am not sticking to the sched AHAH sorry!! i'm trying to reply whenever i can T___T

#toff.asks #wild anon 🐺

0 notes