things in fic that i am dying to get to (in no particular order):
emotional support Sun in parts'n'services
Moon making constant 'oooo, falling for me again, starling? ;3c' jokes (after tripping u and then catching u before u can actually fall ofc)
miss peepers,,
'hey wasn't there a book written about a robot-human romance that really popularized the robot-rights movement back in the day'
"YEA IT'S CALLED 'LOVE, UNPROGRAMMED' THERE'S FIFTY ONE SIGNED COPIES IN EXISTENCE ANd it's getting,, a,, movie adaptation,,,,,"
everyone: shares knowing looks
you: actively dying inside
freddy is ordained
"vanessa help i think i have a crush on someone i really, really shouldnt have a crush on"
vanessa: hold on *takes a flask out of her desk* alright, continue.
yes, you DO know him from somewhere. :)
your neighbor, miss tabitha, whos name is not tabitha, is shocked that you have brought not one, but TWO men over to your apartment
and you're not married to either of them?? damn aint that scandalous.
dont worry tho she supports u. reminds her of her swinger days.
miss tabitha wait thats not- *door closes in ur face*
sir pls these are my emotional support boyfriends
the emotional support boyfriends: two seven+ ft tall animatronics from the local chuck e cheese fazbear pizza place
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are u dead ? /jk
im not dead </3 just IMMENSWELY SWARMED WITH WORK since my school sem started like two weeks ago, so thats my reason ive been DEAD DEAD on here. (not to mention one of my classes' workloads is absolutely atrocious and i hate the prof) sorry for not being super active on here guys, i know u guys are waiting for the requests u sent in to be done and i promise i am thinking about them literally every waking hour, i just dont have time to properly write as much as i would like to </3
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i’ll do the two asks in my inbox tonight!!! one is nearly two weeks old and i’m so so sorry it’s taken me so long to answer 😭 i’m going to be honest and say oct 31st is the anniversary of an accident for me so my functionality varies DRASTICALLY day by day around this time of year until i feel safer :(
but i promise i’ll get them done to the best of my ability!!
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how tf did me facetiming someone i matched with on tinder turn into them giving me unsolicited advice about giving people your full attention after i already let them know that i recently got diagnosed as adhd and it’s hard for me to focus on just one thing/person and then them telling me that “based on my behavior” they think i’m autistic like ?? didn’t ask, we literally started messaging each other like a day ago, even if i am autistic (which wouldn’t be a bad thing if i am) when has it ever been socially acceptable to tell someone you JUST MET that you think they’ve got some kind of mental disorder/illness/disability/etc.
my friends have mentioned that i might be autistic and that’s fine bc i’ve spent a lot of time with them and they actually know me and i take their perspective of me very seriously because they’re the people who see me 100% unfiltered and have known me whenever i’ve been completely unmedicated. i trust their word.
this person from tinder, however, i have sent like maybe 20-30 messages to where we talked about nanowrimo and i was like omg it’d be so cool to meet someone who also writes, whether it’s as friends or as more, i would love that—only for our facetime call to be less than 20 minutes long and for them to try and diagnose me as autistic just because i, after ALREADY TELLING THEM that i have adhd and after them asking about meds and me telling them that i haven’t taken my adhd meds today because i didn’t have work and also i’ve taken multiple naps today which has made my head even more foggy and made it even harder than usual to focus, found it difficult to focus.
like. i wasn’t unresponsive. i wasn’t ignoring them. i was listening and i was responding, i just also was looking between my phone and my laptop screen.
which okay i understand that maybe i’m just frustrated because of the “based on your behavior” comment because an 18 minute facetime call does not give someone enough interaction time to try and fucking diagnose me as anything, and maybe this is more of a we just didn’t vibe and that’s fine, i don’t think they’re like a bad person or anything and if nothing else i’m glad the mismatched vibes were felt before deciding to meet up or anything, but also.
eighteen minutes. literally eighteen minutes and they fucking “based on your behavior i think you’re autistic” and “here’s some advice, when meeting new people you should give them your full attention”
FUCK that.
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everyday i commit to making art and making something i can be proud of, then i post it, have a subsequent breakdown and spiral into deep depression when it gets nowhere, and swear off art forever because of how damaging it is to my mental health in the end . then i pick up my pen a day later and tell myself this time will be different, it has to be (it is a cycle, it will not be)
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hello? Is this McDonald's? Id like a large double cheeseburger and an amount of fries around 40-50
<APIS> Mx. I'm going to need a more specific number than that-
<GRP> 200 psc frie?
<APIS> We do not sell boxes or bags of 200 fries.
<GRP> 500?
<APIS> ThaAt's not on the men u
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essay finito 👍🏽👍🏽👍🏽 !!!! now to catch about 2 hours of sleep before i get the train back to uni :D
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