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favonlus · 2 months

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fucking fucking fucking FUUUUUUCK

I KNEW TODAY WOULD BE A SHITASS DAY

lost my man-at-arms in the dungeon and poor Dismas got a hopeless affliction

we are so dead bro it’s not even funny

literally only week 3 hhhhgnfndndnns

we are so done for 😭😭

i might just restart/make a new run bc bro this is NOT looking good 🕳️🏃‍♂️

anyways once it hits the weekend I’m going to work on some Eldritch Horror yaoi art (reymas hehehe)

#darkest dungeon #rant #I suck at video games #if that wasn’t clear by now #my ramblings #also sorry for the excessive swearing #I’m working on that a bit

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hoperays-song · 1 year

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The New Moon Theatre Troupe’s Among Us Avatar

These were made by a person who has played Among Us exactly once, two years ago, and lost almost instantly. I just found this cool picrew so I hope you enjoy. - <3 Gooseless

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Buster Moon: Blue with Two Hats

Eddie: White with Red Hat

Nana: Dark Green with Crown

Mrs. Crawly: Lime Green with Egg

Rosita: Pink with Flower Pot

Gunter: Yellow with Banana Peel

Ash: Red with Murder Mask

Johnny: Cyan with Dum Note

Meena: Purple with Chef’s Hat

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chrisonline127 · 11 months

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whoever decided that racing games should be played with the d-pad deserves to be hanged

imagine driving a car with a steering wheel that is either straight forward, all the way to the left or all the way to the right

"real racing simulator" get fucked

(i cannot get all golds on the b license in gran turismo 2 [1999, psx] and i am salted about it)

#i suck at video games #not queued

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hauntedjellyfishtraveler · 1 year

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Anyone want to play Phasmophobia with me, I tried singleplayer but I got too scared lmao.

#i suck at video games #but they're so fun #I always play on the easiest setting RIP

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wake2bake · 1 year

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I love Zelda but breath of the wild is pissing me off. It's such a big open world game with too many side missions and my map is still blank I have no idea where I'm going. I've been trying to play it for the past 3 years and every time I get annoyed with myself for trying to play an open world game.

#im not a gamer #but i love zelda #i suck at video games

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turnip-o-lantern · 2 years

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Im replaying majoras mask and i forgot how annoying the deku palace issss

#i suck at video games #but thats ok because im sexy </3 #god i adore mm but i hate some of the controls

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poorly-drawn-mdzs · 12 days

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Reasons to play In Stars and Time: Canon Pronoun Warfare.

#in stars and time #ISAT #Siffrin #Loop #Context: early on you meet a character who tries to get you to use the royal We pronoun for them and you shut them down. It's great.#The gender swag and non-binary rep in this game is lovely.#I sketched this out when I was in Act 2 - and as of posting this I have not yet finished the game so *please* no spoilers.#It is rare for me to get into something spoiler free and I have been getting my shit rocked by this game in the best way.#Yes I *am* taking another detour to talk about a video game I love again. I will have some fun crossovers. Trust the process.#I will also do my best to pitch this game as spoiler free as possible. Because you *should* play this game:#ISAT is a very lovingly crafted RPG with very fun and emotional writing.#The characters are great and the mysteries you slowly uncover are intriguing!#The way the gameplay ties into the player's own emotional state is nearly always in sync with the protagonist. You *will* feel things.#And it is not afraid to let those things be hard emotions! Do mind the content warnings and know your limits though.#As someone who sucks at video games I also appreciate that it is so generous with your time and keeps things fun.#Not to mention it is honestly underpriced for the amount of content in it. Buy this game. I need to spread the brainworms.

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pink-linoleum · 1 month

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Recommended For Deployment.

#sephiroth #ff7 #final fantasy vii #ever crisis #fanart #video game #digital #csp #art tag #p #i was fighting for my life coloring this bc my laptop sucks at displaying green/yellow correctly

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temeyes · 2 days

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quick simon (cuz i didn't wanna draw the stuff i actually have to draw,,)

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puppyeared · 5 months

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beep beep im a sheep

speeddraw below the cut (audio warning)

song: "Cult of Dionysis" by The Orion Experience

#before anybody says anything i have never played cotl in my entire life and i dont plan to. but. crow showed me some narilamb art #and i. well.. HMMMMM kinda fruity if i do say so myself..#also i wanted to play around with the lambs design and had fun basing their outfit a little on crusader armor. mostly the cloth in the fron #i dont think id last 10 minutes playing cotl. partly because i suck at strategy games and not hugely drawn to roguelike games #and partly because i think i would cry real tears if i had to sacrifice someone despite fully knowing theyre nonsentient npc characters #i must admit i think the world and gameplay mechanics are interesting.. havent watched any playthroughs but ive been skimming thru the #wiki pages. kindareminds me of binding of Isaac but i dont have the patience for those kinds of games sadly #also apparently u guys are getting a sex update so i feel like ill be in full blast of whatever comes out of that #i might draw god of death lamb because i kind of have an idea of what their horns would look like. but im gonna hate drawing an outfit ugh #noooo dont usurp god and reap destruction for generations to come youre so sexy haha #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl lamb #cotl lambert #cotl fanart #my art #myart #videos #speeddraw #progress art

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chrliekclly · 4 days

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didnt realize it was lesbian visibility week my offering is sm shitty deetress doodles i hope u wlw hav had a gr8 one

#iasip #always sunny #deetress #dee reynolds #waitress #fanart #mine #lov dee playing video games again n gets cursed but i want her to suck @ them like she did in charlie rules th world #th idea of th tech illiterate waitress being able to beat dee @ video games is just chefs kiss to me #dee nviting her ovr cuz she knows she can beat her nd jst wants to rage out bt then she loses lmao

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ferngle · 10 days

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it's pyro!!!!!!!

#they're just a silly little guy #do i just w+m1?#yes. do i care?#no.#i suck at video games but they're still fun ok #doodles #ferngle art #pyro tf2 #tf2

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marisatomay · 1 year

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tom brady is so funny because he could have retired last season at a nice height while everyone in sports was out there sucking his dick calling him the GOAT but nooooooooooo he had to throw a fit and renege on his retirement to play one more season because some sports journalist on twitter broke that he was retiring before he could say it himself and now look at him. his hot supermodel wife left him, he had a losing record, lost the wildcard game, choked so badly in his final game in front of tom cruise that cruise left early, everyone knows he’s a little bitch, his team hates him, gronk already retired, and he’s stuck announcing his retirement via a front facing direct to camera video on twitter. the eagles are back in the super bowl. couldn’t have scripted it better myself. mwah.

#shout out especially to gisele and that curse she put on him i love you ma’am i’m free tuesday any tuesday pick a tuesday #i’m such a fan of your work #included the tom cruise thing because i saw video on twitter of cruise leaving that game early and i almost threw up i was laughing so hard #buddy of mine said it would be funny if cruise’s presence at that game was the lynchpin in gisele’s curse #like him being there sucked the last of life out of brady #One Tom To Rule Them All as it were #it’s all extremely funny to the collective #anyway go birds

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hellenhighwater · 7 months

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You're so cool, how do you have the energy to do so many cool things?

I'm what you get when you make a person with really bad ADHD, insomnia, a nigh limitless supply of caffeine, and absolutely zero ability to play video games.

#look i can smell it on the video games #it is the forbidden fruit #the second I figure out what the x button does im going to fall into the pit #and never accomplish a hobby ever again #because the only thing keeping me from a crippling video game addiction #is the fact that i fucking suck at video games.#wish i could though that does seem a lot easier and less stressful than taking up pottery

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tribow · 1 year

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Tell me you don't play indie games without telling me you don't play indie games.

#indie games #video games #youtube #aaa games #wow maybe if you play games that aren't made with the player experience in mind they are boring!#wow if I play games that hinder skill expression i have less fun!#wow when I play games and look up how to play it optimally I'm bored!#idk man maybe the games you play suck #play indie games im literally begging you to play better games #they're cheaper and a better bang for their buck just play indie games #even though nintendo still tends to make some amazing stuff they're still trash compared to the heights indie games reach nowadays #play some damn indie games #maybe some middleware games too

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margariemargarita · 7 months

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gale of waterdeep, everyone

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