#i made a little joke ok :((

[breakbeatbun]

#10k notes #ok. clearly y'all don't know what 'reblog the other version' means it does not mean 'screenshot/copy these tags' smfh #also some of you people are pure toxic about something as innocent as learning how a different website works #'omg that's so cringe' 'ew i can't belive new users are doing this' i can. grow up. #i made this post as a fun little joke and i regret it now bc where y'all aren't annoying as hell you're needlessly cruel

[cupiidzbow]

nawt to be embarrassing but ermmm i like him soso much …………..

#he’s so silly funny goofy like ….. #i have similar tastes among my guys but ​i like how he kinda contrasts banjo in a way …. #they’re both easy going and silly but funkys more eccentric and bold while banjo is laidback and a little lazy #i don’t think funky would be shy abt expressing his love for me …..like he loves the ground i walk on i think …. #like i know I made the joke but I AM his silly rabbit …… idk 😒😒 who said that #OK IM EMBARRASSED WHATEVER 🙄🙄🙄🙄😳😳😳😳 #txt #🦍🏄‍♂️🌊

[the-casbah-way]

not to be obnoxious but like. you people are mad at those watcher guys for making you pay for a subscription service. but you were all able to look past the fact that they had an entire series where they just made jokes about actual real life true crime cases. that makes sense

#i fucking DESPISE buzzfeed unsolved #they were so fucking tone deaf with how they handled their true crime shit it made me so fucking angry #like you guys claim to be against the commercialising of true crime but not when two haha funny little guys do it yeah ?? #fuck you all actually those dudes were always trash #and i kept feeling insane for being bothered by it whilst everyone else was worshipping them #they went to the scene of the keddie cabin murders which is a case i studied back when i did forensic archaeology #and bear in mind that the daughter of that family is still alive #and they stood there next to this site where a family and their friend were stabbed to death and fucking laughed and made jokes #and people didn’t care just because the jokes were never directly at the expense of the victims as if that makes it ok ??? #that woman is still fucking alive. can you fucking imagine if she’d seen that like how that would feel #i’m fucking tired of teaching people basic human decency when it comes to true crime fuck you people #and don’t get me wrong what those guys are doing now IS scummy #but like ?? compared to fucking making their entire success of goofing about at real fucking crime scenes ???? they were always trash

[99bowl]

Le kal proximity sadness meter

#arknights #valen's art #my art #fanart #I made this joke to my friend and I just drew it for fun #and it got a little out of hand. but it’s ok #kaltsit #art

[bunnihearted]

im the one society marked as avoidant yet im always the only one who wanna fucking talk things thru. y'all are a fkn joke!!! im sry but u rlly are 💀 im the avoidant one. the one scared of conflict nd afraid of talking.... yet im always the one staying and begging to talk while the other one just leaves or is a wall nd refuses to talk abt it 😹😹😹😹😹

#im sick nd tired of it #sooooo many ppl say they wanna talk #nd blah blah fucking blah #it's never ever true #!!!!! im so sick of ppl jesus fucking christ #im sick of society telling ME im the sick one the distubed one #im the one w a personality #w a personality disorder lmao*** #yet every one else are x100000 more avoidant than me #it's a joke!!!!!! absolutely fucking ridiculous #i barely have patience w ppl anymore bc all they do is blah blah blah but 1% of what they say is actually true #yeah yeah blah blah you're just wasting air atp maybe just stfu #dont say things u cant stand for #god im so fucking angry like????? why is it so hard for y'all to fucking TALK. say what u mean!! say what u wanna!!!! #talk things our instead of running away like a dumb fkn coward everytime smth gets a bit tough #or it's more like everyone have these extremely high nd uttainable expectations nd demands of u #nd if u dont live up to them suddenly you're trash nd they dont even want to talk abt things #bc you're not the perfect little thing they made up in their head #ugh fucking yikes people are so incredibly infuriating #i wish i could just find my ONE person nd then just go off nd be w them nd not bother w everyone else jfc #ok i obvi cant speelll when im angry whatever

[a-dumbass-jester]

Stranger avatar!(Og)Elias methinks

#OK THIS STARTED AS A JOKE BUT ACTUALLY #so I have dance this semester right #if you couldn't tell #we're focusing on modern dance rn and I made a joke about him liking it #but I actually think it fits #they go to the stranger originally to get away from the eye and Jonah #but ends up liking having her Bouchard name and standards taken from her #like a weight of her back #I’m also a transfèrement Elias truther if you couldn’t tell #she would be able to transition like this with little to no issue #the dumbass speaks #elias bouchard #og elias bouchard #the magnus archives #tma #the magnus universe #the magnus pod

[little-bullheaded-shit]

Tfa missed out on such a funny gag of having some scenario, in the later seasons, of the autobots needing to sneak into some decepticon base, leading to some scenario where Optimus goes in disguise (aka just changed his paint since nobody notices eye color) and is confronted by some bot not buying his act so his voice has the Beast Wars Megatron octave comes out and he tells them to fuck off some really elaborate threat that he's clearly not bluffing on and they immediately back off. Then Ratchet or somebody pops in on his comlink like "What the fuck was that?" To which Optimus just responds "Listen I may have some slightly repressed things ok."

#the trick to making a good refrence joke is not having the reference BE the joke yknow? #i have a very niche sense of humor im sorry it made me cackle in my head #transformers animated #tfa #tfa optimus #tfa optimus prime #also Optimus has some issues i honestly dont believe he's gotten through yet ok #let him go a little apeshit. as a treat.

[cuppajj]

when you only have one life and death still wants to find you

@taciturnraccoon @voiidfriend

#YEAH I WAS THINKING ABOUT THEM TOO.... #it just works ok it works ok it works. it works #also you are so right @racoon #smth about puss and the wolf is very drill and overlord #also this is technically my first furry art wahhoooo wahoo wahoooo #i made ol a leopard and ofc drill is a frog #(((((hed actually be a doberman but a frog is better for the joke))))) #also yeah thats drill's pirateformers outfit it just worked #drillburst #overlord #puss in boots #maccadam #transformers #transformers oc #ppl are gonna see this in the robot tag and go ''whats this doing here'' #ranito = little frog #cjj arts #cjj ocs

[skyloftian-nutcase]

Laugh

“Link, baby, I have something important I need to tell you,” Tilieth whispered as she stroked her son’s hair. Clearing her throat, she continued solemnly, “What do you call a well-balanced horse?”

Link watched her dazedly, his brow furrowing slightly as if he were trying to follow along.

“Stable.”

Abel snorted, especially at the strained smile on his wife’s face, because he knew how painful these jokes were for her. Although it didn’t draw a laugh from their half conscious boy, it warmed his heart that Til was at least trying.

#you ask skye answers #lovely anon #blood of the hero #Ok ok it’s more than 3 sentences #I almost made this a spoiler scene and now I’ve got blood of the hero on the brain #If only I had my computer sigh #writing #writing game #abel #tilieth #Link gets his love of dad jokes and puns from Abel #Til prefers riddles and word games and dies a little inside every time she has to endure an awful joke from her hubby and kid #breath of the wild link

[heliianth]

yk. in the moment my cooking teacher telling me to buy like $80 worth of spice for a pot of tea that tasted like Ass made me mald . but hes been improving my microwave rice for a year now so i forgive him

#im not exaggerating he ran out of classroom supplies and told me if i wanted credit i had to buy stuff myself #and my mom was like im not fucking doing that are u joking so i used grade money on it #and it was shit . it was SO MUCH TEA TOO the recipe made SO MUCH. down the drain. #ok maybe im still malding a little bit. BUT. my broccoli does taste better now. god bless #heliichats

[yume-fanfare]

why are people so mean about tori man

#rhetorical question: i do know. #but dude. people are so violent about him #he is just a little pink creature....................... #when yuzurus ghostic treat house unbloomed dropped i had to be like: #'ok. that's a funny joke that you've made there. now is it a joke or do you genuinely want him dead.' #mar's midnight rambles #but well. im fairly used to this ig

[ruffgem]

im going to bbe so sexy at the combination student art show/live local music tonight with my silent loner offputting introvert swag that everyone will fall in love with me and I will secure a romantic partner to go to my moms wedding with me in april because she put “chloe and guest” on my invitation for some reason and it kind of rubbed it in that im a loser and ive been thinking about it ever since amen affirmation manifestation

#ultra specific affirmations for chloe #im joking. but Half joking #its a little bit real . #I don’t even like this art club that im in o my god but my friend made me join and now shes ditching me at the event so I have to #go by myself LOL WHAT THR FUCKKKK #it’s ok I want to see the bands #wait sorry im always complaining I just genuinely think this shit is humorous like this isn’t really a self-pity post. I prom #im teeheeing about it

[fairyreblogs]

man i dont know why (i have theories but hold on) but the fandoms Ive been in on the internet have been a little meaner these last few years. like i dont get nice comments on my fics anymore. i get ones with no reading comprehension or i get angry ones or i get ones that are enthusiastic and delighted but instead of any decorum they are like. aggressive in their delight. usually just a demand for more content. something has definitely changed in how people in fandoms interact with one another. my theories are just like. younger generations more comfortable with the internet not being as polite as older people on the internet are combined with quarantine kinda ruining a lot of peoples ability to interact socially (mine was ruined too to be fair). but like lately ive been in search of a fandom thats not the markiplier fandom that is nice to me and not aggressively-enthusiastic-weird (but i might take this too) and its kinda hard to find one. i dont know if i just dont have interests that align with happy communities, or what.

#markiplier fandom nice to me forever and ever. #sometimes they get me on edge when they demand i update and dont even say like 'nice fic i liked this' they just say 'update' #but thats literally like the meanest fan ive met so 👍 #fnaf fandom is interesting. you definitely gotta treat them the way you want to be treated or theyre not gonna be nice #unfortunately this means you cant joke too much with them. #uh. moment of truth. percy jackson fandom kinda mean. ok they are mean. no kinda. also no reading comprehension #definitely a fandom that bonds by choosing something to nitpick and hate together. which sucks if you liked that thing they chosen that wee #my little corner of the xmen fandom has actually gotten nicer as time goes on. but also more obsessed with details and accuracy #but my corner of the xmen fandom was still nice enough that i adore them even if i havent been in it in ages #marvel is very so-so depending on where you are in the fandom but its such a large fanbase it is what it is. normal #witcher fandom from my experience has been pretty chill but i havent done much as a content creator for them to really know #d:be human is. decent. unfortunately a lot of outside hate there that it kinda outweighs how polite the fans are #star wars.... well. if you find your niche good for you! nice people. but if you get too generalized with your niche. rip #sw fandom when you study mando'a or dai bendu: hai X3 !! #sw fandom when you get too generalized and talk 'prequel vs sequel': die #vent #this is funny because i was really nice about this sw comment. but its generalized. which means someone will tell me to die. #why do i know this? because ive made this comment about the sw fandom before. =_=

[lorillee]

personally i think godot shouldve thrown more coffee cups at phoenix

#this is partially a joke but also . the people who hate him because he was mean to phoenix.......... lmao............... ok............. #lorillee.txt #see when edgeworth is mean to phoenix its because manfred personally made him do it #but when godot is mean to phoenix is because he has 0 trauma ever and is a normal well adjusted member of society #<- for the record not saying that trauma makes you not accountable for your actions #im just making fun of these people who like to conveniently scrub away every bad thing edgeworth has ever done #like sorry but ummmmmmmmm the likelihood of godot having sent any innocent people to jail is infinitely less #than mr. coacher of witnesses and hider of evidence 🤔 but hey who cares about that #when diego shoved phoenix into the snow in the anime that one time ! haha #(pain. and suffering) #and hey dont you forget that diego is the REAL misogynist because of a nickname that mia literally doesnt care about at all #and ummm *checks notes* a badly translated line. but edgeworth is a total 10000% feminist #despite talking down to mia her entire first trial because he doesnt respect her at all and calling her a novice bimbo. tee hee #sorry got a little too passive aggressive on this one. WHAT EVER !!!!!!!!!!! #it just truly is astounding the kind of double standards girlies will come up with #for their favorite light skinned twink vs a brown man w a latine name who was a little mean to their other favorite light skinned twink 🤔 #like. i love edgeworth. yall know i love edgeworth. if i didnt love edgeworth i wouldnt have typed out that whole 4k word anaylsis #of aai2 in like the span of 15 hours. including sleep + daily activities time. but the double standards. theyre killing me

[lazaruspiss]

how could anyone hate me im literally just a silly little guy

#laughing at my own joke. im soooo funny guys #ok i was a little skeeved out and still kinda am but yeah laughter is the best medicine as they say #and i. happen to think i am pretty funny. teeheehee #made a dumb comic about bad thing and now i feel 100x better yeehaw #ramble tag

[lesbiacnh]

omg i get a little stressed and to cope i end up playing esthetician until 130 am and go to bed feeling worse than before. and like id pluck every leg hair out but haven’t brushed my teeth yet. and after that my skin gets soo bad and im like whattttt why is this uappening.

#text #the past couple of months have been crayzeeeeeee but now things are cslm. but im still 🫨🫨🫨 mentally bc im not in a good routine or anything #it always starts bc im like ‘i need to take better care of myself’ and then ends badly. lol #tiktok ‘everything shower’ joke kinda made me get back into the strange habit of doing the absolute bare minimum + doing everything in one #night and feeling worse. instead of like having a more consistent routine #rly i need to start working out again. it helps me regulate things bc i like to plan ahead lol #im on anxiety meds now so im gonna TRYYYYYY to help myself by getting in a better routine #AND BY THAT. i mean SLOWLY bc ive gone through this cycle before and and starting things all on the same day is a variant of this. #and i gotta get off my phone. my neck fucking hurts from sitting weird and scrolling too long #tiny bit cringy to admit but i want to find a stim toy that i could do the same scroll motion on. if that makes sense #like a smooth peice of metal or something. maybe i’ll buy a little keychain and see if that could replace the motion while im chillin doing #something else #SORRY if anyone does read this usually i reread my posts to make sure im coherent before posting but its 140 something am and im high again #ALSO 2024 resolution im done being high on most week nights. i need to calm down w it #ok last thing bc this is funny #phoebe bridgers song came on while i was driving home and the one lyric was like im not afraid of going back to school……. #and it hit me in that exact moment bc I AMMMMMM AFRAID TO go back to school but im not‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ it’s fine‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ i am not gonna #ok goodnight. i brushed my teeth #sabotage this.