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Customer: THE 66 REPRESENTS THE YEAR I WAS BORN AND TOOL IS A ROCK BAND DMV: TOOL IS A FOOL, A PENIS OR THE BAND… Verdict: DENIED

#dmv was real contemplative about this one

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everyone agreeing with this tweet is so lucky because cell phones have absolutely been in my dreams, specifically DREAMS ABOUT TUMBLR DISCOURSE. I literally had a dream my mutuals made a callout for me i'm not fucking joking helppp

#like 70% of the dreams i actually remember involve people on here being mean to me 💪😤💯

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#help help hellpppp 😭

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REALLL arlo learned to mind his own goddamn business in the most exhausting and brutal way imaginable. literally worst case scenario for him and it just keeps devolving. i bet he despises that shiny new moral compass hes been germinating bc it prevents him from doing what he dreams of (being a guy who leaves)

media where a truck load of insane fuckshit happens for what feels like the longest time ever and then u get an in-universe timeline and its been like. a few months. is always so funny to me

#thats a joke. arlo actually does have a really strong sense of justice #thats why hes still doing all this despite the fact that its INSANE #unordinary

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this wouldn't leave my brain

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Poor trout

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IM SO SICK OF YOU ALL

No nuance allowed. please share for a bigger sample 💕💕💕💕💕

*by eat i mean how do you prefer your cereal.

#i love it when poll results ratio the op like this

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would you a marry a swiftie with the same politics as you or a fascist with the same taste in art as you

this website has elevated suicide bait to an immaculate artform perfected like no other culture in history

#surely it cant get any worse

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he never gets invited to anything :(

#its ok silver theyll start screaming at each other in t minus 15 seconds anyway #sth

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this is the best album release of all time because where else are you going to get unironic takes like this and then even get a few hundred people to agree with it

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this is the most tumblrified man to have ever existed

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Aang with a bitty baby lion turtle just because 🐢

#atla