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#i literally dont know what prompted this
mcwhytubers · 1 year
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hotguy but instead of selling photos of himself in action to the press spiderman-style, he runs a fan blog and posts them on tumblr-
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kairennart · 1 year
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assassin
for @merlinbingo prompt #2E294E
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houndfaker · 7 months
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its 2 am man can we help you w something
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crimeronan · 7 months
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canon amity finding out about what her princess luz AU self is like through AU hunter's gleeful descriptions and just progressively melting further onto the floor hands over her face in abject horror muttering "i am so fucking sorry" Over And Over And Over Again
hunter letting this happen for maybe like ten or fifteen minutes before he's like alright the novelty of amity blight apologizing is wearing off and you're so nice that i'm starting to feel bad about it. relax. it's literally fine that my universe's version of you is the devil.
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trrashbag · 2 years
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New year, new... car? @wayhavenfrights day 1: dawn!
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maddy-ferguson · 1 month
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you can't even say leftist white people need to go fuck themselves without someone mansplaining racist voters to you anymore
#just had this happen to me on twitter. what's crazy is i don't even think the guy meant anything by it he's just annoying as hell like do#you think i dont know that poor people vote for them in part because they think the left betrayed them (in 65 years we've had TWO socialist#presidents for a total of...19 years and yes objectively they betrayed the people who voted for them. the last one from 2012 to 2017 had#EVERYTHING the two chambers the regions the cities literally the majority of everything was left-wing and the only good thing that happened#was: gay marriage but not after 10 months of debate where homophobia was rampant. macron was literally his minister of economics. like#awful awful man. anyway) what's very annoying and frankly condescending (to poor people voting for the far-right) is that they also do it#because they're RACIST and xenophobic like respect them enough to acknowledge that it's not an innocent silly mistake the woman that#prompted the tweet that prompted my tweet is 60 years old! she's an adult! she's lived a life! she knows racism is supposed to be bad!#like i'm very sorry that i don't think being poor is a good reason to hate immigrants muslims and people of color and to think we're great#replacing you by literally just being here#(did you know that the great replacement theory comes from the french far right...pas mal non c'est français)#there's something VERY sinister about only thinking about everything with a socioeconomic lens like just because they're poor doesn't mean#they can't be our political enemies lmao#and like i say: brf slt
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gayemoji · 7 months
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for how bad killing eve got the books are infinitely worse.
#youve gotta believe me phoebe walker bridge worked miracles on that source material. jesus christ.#the story is dogshit bc there are no stakes. it is literally just implied cat and mouse between eve and oxana#implied as in the book will just SAY theyre chasing after each other. and TELL you they feel anything.#in reality the characters do not interract do not acknowledge the other and are literally just doing their jobs the whole time#no b plot . just villainelle kills someone > eve investigates while villainelle kills someone else > eve investigates whi#the first book also just immediately dived into ALL of oxanas backstory. so its like. we dont even get to discover WITH eve.#we just get it handed to us through dream and nostalgia and flashback exposition .#and then eve just magically figure out who she is based on sheer fucking divine visions or some shit.#like she gets told the name of a perfume and just INSTANTLY knows thats villainelles callname.#and thats before we even talk about the male gaze writing of lesbian sex scenes. which are certainly male gaze writings of lesbian sex .#but seriously theres no Konstantin plot#no real niko drama other than the stress eves work puts on thei relationship#no caroline. shes just not even a character. her son isnt a character. her son doesnt die.#eves coworker gets murdered and im convinced she didnt even care bc her divine spidey sense immediately prompts her to say some shit like#'its villainelle sending me a message'#girl what#how tf . can i see you do any research . can i witness you do any work .#where its your passion for criminal psychology. where is your OBSESSION . who ARE you#they are truly both just little dolls luke jennings put in a lesbian fantasy world. theyre not anything. tbeyre not interesting .#i hate them actually. theyre so fucking boring it grates on me.#whatt he FUCK did phoebe walker bridge see in this shit man . oh my god.#killing eve#code villainelle
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star-mum · 1 year
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If i had a nickle for everytime a loved 2000s/2010s latino show was rebooted by Netflix for American/english speaking audiences, I’d have 2 nickles.
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Which isn’t a lot but it’s weird that it’s happened twice
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embers-archive · 1 month
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do u still stan wilbur.... thats scary...... 😥
Literally never said that, but I guess we're making false assumptions today.
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pyrriax · 10 months
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i love writing terrible crossover fics that nobody asked for ever.
what normal person decides to cross lifesteal and outsiders smp just because. like it's not even the MAZE part of outsiders smp. it's the world outside of the maze. that we know very little about.
anyways i have like 500 words that'll never see the light of day unless i feel possessed by the need to share this dumb fic
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kaeyapilled · 9 months
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Something that make ME ill: the idea of him moving* into the teapot, which is "comfortable, like somewhere I belong" and [I was going to write more specifically related to something you've said before, but I got distracted by how much kaeyadisease I got from just that as a standalone thought.]
*which he explicitly states he MOVED to it, as opposed to certain others like Beidou (Miss Beidou I want you to teach ME how to steer a boat) who don't talk like being there is a full time thing or something they intend to continue in the longterm - which is additionally fun to think about because he usually doesn't seem to expect anything to continue in the longterm (does he even expect this to be longterm?...but that brings me back to what this ask was originally going to say).
While obv the teapot companions aren't canon (Rather, the more it would change the plot - for example, Kaeya living there - the less canon it is. Beidou hanging out at least once is entirely plausible.), what characters can have what relationship with the teapot is soo interesting to me. I like that they talk about it different from each other!
And the teapot's probably pretty convenient, since it's implied in the item description that they can enter it anywhere because of the Realm Dispatch... even less plot-canon, but I kind of want to write a fic where the idea of that is utilized to get out of a situation or used for a scheme or something.
Anyways, that he can move there lends credit to the theory that he isn't very attached to whatever living space he has in Mondstadt post-Ragnvindrs.
Augh. This man.
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MUCH TO THINK ABOUT
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amber-angel · 2 months
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If I get one more comment on this discussion board telling me I'm brave or strong for being deaf I'm tearing into the professor for making this stupid fucking assignment
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agent37 · 2 years
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AC: :33 < get in mewsers we're going shoppurring
9/30
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the-kipsabian · 1 year
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dare i ask. what’s up with chris brookes and mascots
you can ask. all i can say tho is that hes an absolute spiteful bastard for no other reason than to be a spiteful bastard who hates mascots (or "monsters" as he calls them)
i can give you this if it helps anything lol
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he just. is like that :') and unfortunately i love him
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gothwizardmagic · 2 years
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Your heart was once a vessel, it was filled up to the brim; until the day he left you, now everything sings of him.
lost love, by lang leav
OFMP Team Black Prompt 5: Man vs. Self
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vampirebiter · 1 year
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every day i sit doing something with a neutral expression and, unprompted, my grandmother will get defensive and ask if im mad (slightly mad because she thinks that im mad). like no? i am literally just sitting here?
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