hotguy but instead of selling photos of himself in action to the press spiderman-style, he runs a fan blog and posts them on tumblr-
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canon amity finding out about what her princess luz AU self is like through AU hunter's gleeful descriptions and just progressively melting further onto the floor hands over her face in abject horror muttering "i am so fucking sorry" Over And Over And Over Again
hunter letting this happen for maybe like ten or fifteen minutes before he's like alright the novelty of amity blight apologizing is wearing off and you're so nice that i'm starting to feel bad about it. relax. it's literally fine that my universe's version of you is the devil.
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do u still stan wilbur.... thats scary...... 😥
Literally never said that, but I guess we're making false assumptions today.
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i love writing terrible crossover fics that nobody asked for ever.
what normal person decides to cross lifesteal and outsiders smp just because. like it's not even the MAZE part of outsiders smp. it's the world outside of the maze. that we know very little about.
anyways i have like 500 words that'll never see the light of day unless i feel possessed by the need to share this dumb fic
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Something that make ME ill: the idea of him moving* into the teapot, which is "comfortable, like somewhere I belong" and [I was going to write more specifically related to something you've said before, but I got distracted by how much kaeyadisease I got from just that as a standalone thought.]
*which he explicitly states he MOVED to it, as opposed to certain others like Beidou (Miss Beidou I want you to teach ME how to steer a boat) who don't talk like being there is a full time thing or something they intend to continue in the longterm - which is additionally fun to think about because he usually doesn't seem to expect anything to continue in the longterm (does he even expect this to be longterm?...but that brings me back to what this ask was originally going to say).
While obv the teapot companions aren't canon (Rather, the more it would change the plot - for example, Kaeya living there - the less canon it is. Beidou hanging out at least once is entirely plausible.), what characters can have what relationship with the teapot is soo interesting to me. I like that they talk about it different from each other!
And the teapot's probably pretty convenient, since it's implied in the item description that they can enter it anywhere because of the Realm Dispatch... even less plot-canon, but I kind of want to write a fic where the idea of that is utilized to get out of a situation or used for a scheme or something.
Anyways, that he can move there lends credit to the theory that he isn't very attached to whatever living space he has in Mondstadt post-Ragnvindrs.
Augh. This man.
MUCH TO THINK ABOUT
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dare i ask. what’s up with chris brookes and mascots
you can ask. all i can say tho is that hes an absolute spiteful bastard for no other reason than to be a spiteful bastard who hates mascots (or "monsters" as he calls them)
i can give you this if it helps anything lol
he just. is like that :') and unfortunately i love him
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Your heart was once a vessel,
it was filled up to the brim;
until the day he left you,
now everything sings of him.
lost love, by lang leav
OFMP Team Black Prompt 5: Man vs. Self
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every day i sit doing something with a neutral expression and, unprompted, my grandmother will get defensive and ask if im mad (slightly mad because she thinks that im mad). like no? i am literally just sitting here?
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