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#i know its you
citruslullabies · 3 days
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Hubba Hubba (with rizz)
BUMBLE I SWEAR TO GOD
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dreemurr-fever · 4 months
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RIDDLE ME THIS PISS MAN
If Starscream kisses Knockout who tf is gay
Both of them. Those robots are homosexual even if they didn't kiss.
That one scene in season 3 when Megatron is inside his mind and finds him doing a silly little dance?
"All hail Starscream!"
No straight person moves like that. I mean that little hip movement? I KNOW what he is.
As for Knockout? He's Knockout. Do I even have to explain?
Also that scene from the Season 3 episode "Thirst" when they're hiding from the terrorcons and think they're gonna die so they say their "last words" to each other.
"It's been an honor serving Lord Megatron with you."
"You're no Breakdown, but I must admit I've always admired your lustrous finish."
AND THEN THAT LITTLE AWKWARD PAUSE BETWEEN THEM???
HOMOSEXUALS TOUR HONOR
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impactrueno · 11 months
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hey skinny penis
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measuredmotion · 8 months
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would you light my candle?
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KAMILAAAAA!!! 😂😂😂😂
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theangel-aziraphale · 6 months
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Have you ever considered making your shop accessible for cars?
- anonymous human
I don't think I could expand the book shop without shutting down businesses or make the street get cut off as a result...
It's accessible for very tiny model cars?
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hakunakii · 4 months
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sexy rat spotted /ref
I HATE YOU FIN
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elemous · 17 days
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https://youtu.be/_PBK7Al9fQ0?si=xJiERsdOfRtUiQ4E
LINK I KNOW YOUR CO-ORDINATES.
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mandiemegatron · 26 days
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LMAOOO @kittycatzuka
YOURE CRAZY, I LOVE U BESTIE 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂
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salamanderswafe · 26 days
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i think you are neat 😎
Aw thanks, complete and absolute stranger ;)
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caniscreamintoanabyss · 9 months
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when piggy is chasing u …
DIE.
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paranoid-radio · 7 months
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penis
goddamit finnley
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wr-n · 10 months
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It is eye again.
The one who wanted eyes. Lots of them.
You still don't know who I am.
Doth I seem like one whomst be appearing every week or so to send you cryptic eyed messages with the wholesome intent to scroll extremely fast because I'm totally on Tumblr all the time?
You say you have two candidates for whomst might be the eye. Choose wisely, my dear Wraith, for if you were to shose correctly, you shall receive a prize.
👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀 👀
URI GET OUT OF ANON SO I CAN SHAKE YOU SHAKE YOU SHAKE YOU-
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cicide76536 · 1 year
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Previously on my and @vilyar s Dragon Age DnD session
Me: Okay I'm gonna yell like.. "LET GO OF HIM YOU STUPID DOG!" and do 4th level Guiding Bolt and that's.... *rolls* HAHA! THAT'S 24 TO HIT! And-
Vilyar(GM): Misses.
Me:
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I am literally fighting a god here which i'm like 99,999% sure is Solas and I am death afraid.
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flower-zombie-rob · 11 months
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*cutely caresses Anti's thrussy*
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redjaybird · 7 months
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Does it still hurt, how they took your sunshine from you? You really thought you deserved love didn't you? Pathetic. You're the sole cause for the suffering your poor family went through. Of course the universe throws this back at you. You deserve to be alone, to be left, to suffer. No one could ever truly love someone as wrong as you.
[find what destroys him and strike]
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"Shut up, Shut Up, SHUT UP! My 'family' didn't do shit for me, anyway!"
"But he-" his Sunshine. Why do they know about that? How do they know about that? "NO! SHUT UP! SHUT THE FUCK UP! WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW?!" They did this. It was all their fault. Not his. He tried. He tried so hard. And he made sure those bitches got what was coming to them for it.
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gaysonlyocean · 8 months
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Adam Lynn Murray. Stop with your coffee right this instant. Do you want a part 2 of your catalyst arc but the bleach is coffee? Do you? I don't want to interrogate you the 2nd time. -Thatcher Davis
THATCHER DAVIS IN MY INBOX
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