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battinscn · 2 years

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HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS AS TWITCH STREAMERS

CHARACTERS: muggle! modern au! theodore/draco/cedric x f! reader

CONTENT WARNINGS: just me and my inability to write a fic without profanity

A/N: this is definitely a self indulgent headcanon to soothe my big q soul. anyway, i may start posting headcanons since they’re a much more casual type of imagine rather than a full fanfic

read cedric/ theodore/ draco fics here

return to the headcanon masterlist here

THEODORE

- he’s most definitely a clubs streamer

- and he’s the type to yell whenever he opens fifa packs on stream

- and he yells so loud

- god he yells so damn loud whenever he opens a stinky pack

- ‘FUCK’

- ‘SUCK YOUR MUM’

- ‘SHIT FUCK SHIT FUCK FUCK’

- his vocabulary of profanities span the same five words

- *throws the controller on the floor*

- “hey babe? could you go on amazon and get me a new controller?”

- “i just got you a new one last week?”

- “…i broke it”

- you obviously roll your eyes at him but hesitantly open amazon on your browser, “ps5 or xbox?”

- “xbox please and thank you”

- sometimes he’d be streaming at 2 in the morning and you’d be trying to sleep

- theodore would be cheering from scoring a goal when he’d get a whatsapp message from you

Whatsapp now

baby: shut the fuck up or you’re sleeping on the sofa tonight

- theodore would apologise to his viewers and then lower his voice, not wanting to risk having to deal with the wrath of a sleep deprived you

- ‘shit, sorry boys, the mrs is trynna sleep, i’ve gots to end stream soon’

DRACO

- now i’m going to be different with this one, and make you the streamer instead

- you’re sitting in your pink secret lab gaming chair, courtesy of your boyfriend of course, and doing a ‘just chatting stream’

- your viewers knew about draco, you having mentioned your boyfriend numerous times before, but none of them have seen what he looks like

bf face reveal, when?

- you thanked the user for the bits and read the question aloud.

- “sorry lads, no can do. big bossman draco’s got a proper job unlike your girl here, so he can’t show his face. but he’s really handsome!!! i promise you!” you chuckled.

- coincidentally, draco knocked on your door and you warned him that you were streaming before he let himself in

- your desk was adjacent to the door so draco could walk-in without being seen

- you muted your mic and looked up at draco

- “made dinner. it’s your favourite”

- he placed the plate in front of you, his hand and arm in view of your camera

- “ooh, yummy, thank you,” you cheesed, taking his hand and kissing the back of it before draco left your room, closing the door behind him, and letting you get back to streaming

did you see his watch??? bossman draco’s got Ps bro

just googled his watch and can confirm it’s worth more than my year’s rent

- “hey, i told you lot bossman draco’s a proper job.” you winked at the camera.

- “anyway, look what he made me! it’s cod and rice, everybody say thank you bossman draco.”

- chat erupted in echoes of ‘thank you’s

- “i don’t know if draco will ever do a face reveal but if you look him up he defo has a linkedin or something. just don’t be odd about it if you do, thank you!”

- draco had always been supportive of your twitch career, being your number one fan ever since your first twitch stream

- when you were starting out, and had no more than 100 viewers per stream, you would let self doubt eat you alive and worry that twitch streaming was not for you

- but of course bossman draco would never let you feel any little than amazing about yourself

- and so he would gift you 500 subs for absolutely no reason because money was expendable for that blonde donny

- all in all, you were grateful for your ceo boyfriend

CEDRIC

- oh our little minecraft player

- “chat! it’s valentine’s day soon and i’m gonna build her a giant heart and asking her to be my valentine!”

- chat erupts in awhs and whatnots while cedric grins happily

- he spends hours, and i mean hours, on the build

- “chat, you can’t tell y/n okay? it’s a surprise”

- of course chat promises to not reveal the surprise

- cedric had even muted the words ‘valentine’ and ‘y/n’ on your twitter account just so that if anyone did tweet about it, you wouldn’t see it in your timeline

- “hey y/n? come on my stream today?” cedric asked while you were having breakfast

- ‘yea, of course. what’s the occasion?’

- ‘chat says they miss you’

- cedric settled into his set up and pulled you to sit on his lap, pressing a button on his stream deck to change his starting soon banner to his intro

- ‘hi!’

- you waved to the camera and greeted the fans

- ‘chat, tell y/n how pretty she looks today’

- ‘thank you for the compliments! but i think my jumper’s really helping my look’

- you stood up so the viewers could see cedric’s mercy that you were wearing

- ‘where did you get that lovely jumper from y/n?’

- ‘cedplayz.shop.com’

- cedric placed you back into his lap as he opens mincraft and enters his world

- he put his hands over your eyes and only let go when the entire heart could be seen

- ‘awh ced’

- you’d squeeze him tightly in a hug and tell him that you’d love to be his valentine

- safe to say chat had clipped that and it was the only thing on cedric stan twitter for whole week

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cedric tags: @lilytoyourjames @pattnscn @haroldpotterson @eleventhboi @cevans98 @momoewn @snigdha-14 @cheesytangerine @bubs-world

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drsquishysquich · 6 years

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stressed out adult-life rant feel free to ignore

I'm so stressed out right now I'm scared as shit i only make about $1.75 above minimum wage right now and i can only work about a maximum of 35 hours a week at my job i know my mom would say the solution is to get a second job but like i dont know if i can handle getting a second job like one job that has me at 6 - 8 hours days working customer service and constantly on your feet hurts i dont know if i can do another one on top of that but i need to have around $467 at the end of every month to pay for rent, electricity, the wifi, and my car insurance and I’m so damn scared i don’t know if i can do this i only make, at the maximum, $252 (if my calculations of the taxes are correct) and that’s only if the company has me working the full 35 hours and in order to have the money at the end of the month i have to save $156 of it each week so that leaves me with $90 for groceries each week and i would have to use $20 of it for gas if I decide I want to go anywhere besides to and from work so that leaves me with $70 for the week and that's the best case scenario i dont have any fixed hours they change week by week and I'm so scared i’m on my own and i have bills to pay and i know people have been doing this long before i have and i feel like i’m making a big deal out of nothing but I've never done this before and i’m so scared plus my mom just keeps saying “we’ve all had to do it you can do it” and i know its supposed to help but it doesn't it just makes me feel like I'm being overdramatic because its supposed to be something that everyone can and has to do and it also makes me feel inadequate because my mom feels like most people on food stamps dont need it and there’s no way i could admit to her that i thought about it slightly because it would ease my mind because i know i‘d be making enough money to make ends meet because the food stamps would cover my food while i paid for everything else but because her bf’s daughter is making enough money not to need them but is instead selling them and blowing all her money on drugs and whatnot she has a bigger stigma against the people that use them and i just i dont know my stress levels are very high right now and I'm trying to relax and not think about it all but its hard to do my anxiety is kicking my ass and it hasn't in a long time but it probably has to do with all the new responsibilities that i have and I'm trying and I'm sure i can do it but there’s that lingering sense of doubt in the back of my mind like this is really really gonna suck ass

I'm glad i wrote this

being able to fully get all my thoughts out in a slightly more articulated way rather than let them swirl and fester in my head really helps me calm down and think things through more logically

i think i handle things better if i can rationalize things myself rather than just have people tell me

#Squich Update #Squich's apartment #adulting is a very hard thing to do #it leaves a person very very stressed out but i suppose i will manage

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