#i had to do it all in one night because. im not gonna be here may 1-5

[strychninem1870]

i'm gonna puke if i keep thinking about young vdms. anyways heres some hcs of them

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Hosea made a habit of holding Dutch's hand, patting his shoulder, squeezing his knee — because he took notice that those gestures would calm him. It came so naturally that he doesn't notice until Dutch is clinging back, silently pleading that he doesn't let go. He promises to never do that to him. 

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Dutch was easily rattled by how aggressive Hosea would act toward strangers. Nothing dramatic, but he definitely would've frowned and looked at Hosea with this saddening expression forming into his eyes. It was what strived Hosea to be better. He never wanted Dutch to look at him like that ever again.

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If they ran low on money, Hosea was the one to cater to Dutch. Even if Dutch always would say “nono dont” he would anyway. Hosea would let him eat extras, would make sure he got enough rest, got a bath. So on, so forth. I think Hosea was a big worrier but masked that, it just slipped through his actions.

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Hosea didn't actually ever cry until a robbery went wrong and it ended up in not him, but Dutch getting badly injured. It's not until they're safe and Dutch is patched up, and resting somewhat easily, that he finally crumbles and sobs. ( so so so badly want to write a fic like thst but im currently writing one now so that's not obviously not the greatest idea lol )

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Always felt like Hosea was the more rowdy one. Idk I cannot explain it. Just how he spoke about his past in-game, gives hints to “yeah i was a lot back then lol”. So, maybe back then it was Dutch who had to drag them out of the ruins.

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They're so playful with each other. Dutch definitely starts it, too. They end up rolling around in the grass, clothes all dirty, hair messy, and omg wow theyre kissing thats crazzzy

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They sleep in the same bedroll. First, being that Hosea would “get cold at night easily”, so Dutch offered they do that. Then it shifted into a comfort neither knew they had needed. 

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HOSEA BABIED DUTCH. Sorry ( not really ). But, it's such a funny headcanon of mine. He teases him, heavily bullies him, calls him a child, says he's little and is a fool. Brother, you name it, Hosea already SAID it.

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#hosea matthews #hosea rdr2 #dutch van der linde #dutch rdr2 #hosea x dutch #dutch x hosea #young vandermatthews #vandermatthews #rdr2 #red dead redemption 2 #rdr2 community #rdr2 fandom #rdr2 headcanons

[acaesic]

happy birthday dallon!

#dallon weekes #idkhow #my art #this made me lose so much sleep #i had to do it all in one night because. im not gonna be here may 1-5 #so here i am. apr 30. cramming this when i should be packing for my dumbass trip #i have to get up at 5am tomorrow what the fuck man #its almost 3 #but #id say it was worth it :3 <3 #i gave up once i started drawing his jacket lol

[pinkyjulien]

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#NOT TO BE NSFT ON MAIN #But I'm going through it... and by it I mean well... the horn knee #but like. lots of Thoughs about- HFH how Valentin is probably the first trans guy for Mitch #not that its rare by 2077 but because I HC him as demisexual #his first time was late-ish compared to his friends - he didnt had a lot of lovers - then there was Scorpion #who was more of a brother than a boyfriend but I DO HC THAT THEY ROLLED IN THE HAY Alright #But back to the thingy-- He's probably not experienced when it comes to Well Tdicks right #Mitch start to develop feelings for Val too the whole vets group start to notice it hardcore #cause these two gonkasses arent exactly subtle - they're just blind #and so one night while the vets are chillin drinkin the usual #subject comes up like eyy hows it going with V you gonna rizz him up or what #Mitch going PFFF idk what yall talkin about but he's red and suddenly don't know what to do with his hands #conversation goes and he's all like awkward cause Well Duh #Boys take showers together so everyone knows Val isnt Cis- there's others trans folks in the camp too its nothing unusual just an info #and get this... what if. its Butch Grease Queen Carol who gives him tips on how to get his boy all rilled up #while drunk ofc - Mitch wishin he could disapear from the discussion cause it's just too much but lowkey taking notes HKGJDKZKG #while some other vet goes on about how good it feels in there tm and all-- YNOW WARM N WET AND ALL #Mitch just nervously laugh and thanks them for the advices tm even if nothing will ever happen and just change the subject #he def jerk off in his tent tho cause he can't keep the vision out mH. hhhHHFHHF 👁👁 #and he'd be like damn here I go doin it over a friend again and feels guilty next time he sees Val #(val def does it too in his northern appartment #idk where im going with this don't mind me JHGJ #sex is such an insignificant part of their love - its present and they explore all type of stuff together #but its not something that would ever be source of problem or doubts if that makes any sense #while simultaneously being important - cause Mitch was Val first time - and in a way Val was Mitchs first too #and his boy sure does feel nice /)UwU(\ weeeee #tbd

[girlcrushau]

#me? about to use tumblr as a diary again? in 2024? unfortunately:/ #but here have a waterfall i saw on a hike last week as payment #i am sO tired and exhausted emotionally after dating #there's this guy that i fr thought was going to last and be around for a long time. we spent like every moment together that we could for 2 #months straight and if we werent physicaly together we were texting or calling or on ft . just every part of our day had the other in it #not once did i ever feel unwanted undesired or uncared for. not once did i feel that i wasnt sure of his intentions. i felt safer with him #in those 2 months than i ever did with any one else i could think to compare to. #until one day he just didnt think it important to communicate any more. after 3 days of nearly nothing .. hardly any talking . i asked if #he was ok if we were ok. what was going on in his head. he said some ive just been with my buddies and family and havent been on my phone #and just. immediately thats heartbreak yanno. thats :// thats what they say when theres a new girl. but there'd never been a reason to think #there was another girl so i was like ok we're gonna trust bc this dude has been So good in every way. so i said imy but i understand. enjoy #your time with your buddies and with your fam -- i cant wait to hear about it (and hold you) #and i havent heard from him in the 3 weeks since. just randomly #so last night #i send the dreaded 'i miss you' text. #i dont expect to hear back and i accept the hurt that will come with that and the confusion that i've felt settles deeper into my heart #until this afternoon i hop on ig and see a hard launch that was posted an hour after my text was sent #that shit kinda hurt different. but also sent me into a bit of a delirious state where all i could do is laugh bc are you for fucking real #did she see my message? i know it. bc i know him and i know that he wouldnt hide anything from the person he's giving his heart #and his softness to. i can almost imagine how he showed her and promised her theres nothing to worry about #and there really isnt anything to worry about because he genuinely is the type to give his all to the relationship he's in #which feels silly to say after what happened w us. like no there wasnt a title ever #it sucks to call it a situationship because a month ago we were laughing in bed together about how we could never bc we were all in. #just the timing of the hard launch makes me giggle. did my text push them to have a conversation about what they are. was she really the #reason that he went away on me. #im trying not to blame myself . trying not to think about the phone calls i didnt answer. about what i could have done differently. trying #not to think about where we would be if i didnt let my anxieties hold me back. if i wasnt scared about what he'd think of the parts of me #that i keep hidden just a little bit longer than the rest. #and at the same time im trying not to put him on a pedestal. but that pedestal is just where i wholeheartedly believe he belongs #he set the bar for me. he set the standard. i was never too much. i was never too little. he made me feel perfect just as i am

[the-acid-pear]

I never tried the option myself bc it'd probably mean skipping the Reason You Suck speech at the end (fire for speedrunners though) but I Love that you can frame your Phoneys in 3, especially so if you've already killed the previous two. Like yeah couldn't send you off to die so i'll let the goverment do it for me 🧸 like its just Peak evil imo.

#luly talks #i do relinquish in the pain and the agony but dont get me wrong the thought of any of them 3 getting jailed makes me SO sad #rog esp since he's the one im writing about and the biggest nerve wreck #gingi voice they'll be the last one to pick the board game for prison-game-night.......... #actually yknow i wonder if rog would end up almost believing it after all when you try to gaslight him for the shits and giggles #(as in: telling HE was victim of the bite of 87 and the like) he tells you to not do that bc his brain is already scrambled or something #so there's a chance perhaps he'd believe it if he had everyone constantly accussing him of it? #not like it'd matter much i have no hopes for the dsaf justice system i know its been 35 years since jack got framed but still #i just remembered when the option popped up i said ''god im really becoming steven 😭'' #first time i made the joke too was when i said ''imagine your boss sucks so bad you turn suicidal'' no clue what the context was #OH YEAH JAKE SAYING HE'D RATHER FUCKING DIE THAN KEEP WORKING HERE yeah. poor guy. #anyway im derailing my own post again uhhh. yeah. yeah i dont trust any phoney is avoiding the death sentence #dsaf #roger jones #dsaf roger #btw just for the sake of yapping longer i truly cant decide whether harry or jake would survive better in the enviroment #probably jake to be honest. I mean Harry has a lot of experience inside freddy's but he didnt really live outside it muhc #jake is so confrontational though #hey did you guys watch the hit movie felon? sure that guy wasn't framed but. i feel like jake would end up w that attitude #except for. you know. everything else that happens in the hit movie felon. #hey actually forget about this game go watch the 10/10 movie Felon from 2008 starring Val Kilmer and Stephen Dorff #because its one of my all time fave movies and probably the saddest i've seen #not bc there arent movies that are more tragic but bc no movie was able to break thru my walls of idgaf and make me cry anyway #yeah you thought i couldnt bring up my movie fixations on my different fandom posts well you were WRONG in fact #im gonna go tag my other post i left untagged yesterday bc my ass was Cooking

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

god i cannot WAIT to have a desk again

#you mean i can put all of my art stuff ??? in one place???? and its easy to find and i know whwre everything is?????? #oh my godddddd #hiiiiiii my beloved mutuals #my apartment is going excellent #i . really like it. which feels crazy. i have my own space again anf its actually like.... comfortable #or like. kind of comfortable. theres still boxes everywhere. but im WORKING ON IT #and i dont start work til sunday so like!!! i have all week!!!!!! #i get to watch youtube on the tv again.... i get to have space to move around and decorate again...... #theres soooo much natural light in here augh #I HAVE A FIREPLACE. I HAD A FIRE IN MY FIREPLACE LAST NIGHT HOW CRAZY IS THAT. IN AN APARTMENT !!!!!!!!!!!!! #apparently thats like???? a standard thing for a lot of places here bc the winters get really snowy and cold but it makes me feel so fancy #my brother is visiting today and hes bringing my box of christmas decorations ohhh its gonna be so comfy cozy in here #anyway my desk gets delivered this afternoon and then i have to put it together etc etc BUT LIKE !!!!!! SO SOON #aaaughghghgh. im soooo so so hoping and praying that this job works out because im kind of in love with it here #i got a library card this morning.... the local library is GORGEOUS . and HUGE . #and i wrnt grocery shopping and didnt want to immediately die ??????????? #i think thay is a good sign . i think i am in a good place. maybe . #i dont wanna speak too soon bc i Do still have to like my job but . maybe !!!! maybe there is hope for me after all

[onthevirgooftears]

the midnights tracklist is fucking insane

#I FEEL LIKE SHE IS PURPOSEFULLY RUINING MY LIFE BECAUSE WHWG #she's giving us everything and i am not (and never will be) prepared for it #what does she mean lavender haze and you're on your own kid (fucked up and insane that she would give me that title with zero context #and expect me to be like slay thats so cute * insert tongue sticking out emoji here * BITCH NO #I HAVE BEEN GOING INSANE OVER THAT TITLE SINCE I FIRST SAW IT BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS IT A TRAXK 5 BUT ITS ALSO CALLED THAT????? #im going so crazy over this dont even #and then you have midnight rain which is the closest we have to a track title and the most taylor swift-taylor swift song title ever #SNOW ON THE BEACH WITH LANA DEL FUCKING RAY #literally stop it shut up i cant even #Bejeweled hhas me so fucked up i cant even deal with it #ANTI-HERO BEING ONE OF THE MOST PERSONAL SONGS SHE'S EVER WRITTEN AND IT DELVES INTO HER INSECURITIES #STOP IT I AM GOING INSANE AND CRAZY I CANT EVEN DO IT #question...? is so true because thats all ive been doing since she started mmwm #vigilante shit had me actually on the floor because taylor swift is re-entering her reputation era and i love that for her #i hope she kills people in that song and i hope she does it so unapologetically #mastermind is giving us literally everything whilst simultaneously being the title i cant predict at all #is she the mastermind? is it somebody else? is it a metephor? the question...? keep me up at night but like fr #maroon and laybrinth are gonna do things to me and i can tell i will either be shaking my ass or crying like my life depends on it #SWEET NOTHING IS GOING TO KILL ME LIKE ACTUALLY IM NOT EVEN JOKING #ive not even heard it yet but i can tell from that title that it is going to be THAT song #i bullied people who thought karma was reL but apparently you guys were right so i take it all back you guys are actually geniuses #taylors nation hinted on twt that it might be the lead single and i hope to god we get it soon #because i need to have a clue about what this album sounds like I would die to know what this album sounds like you dont understand #taylor swift #midnights #midnights tracklist

[n0ct0urn1quet]

hgonesly at this point i really do wish i could just say Fuck It and disappear off the face of the earth for a little bit bc honestly . i donot want to be alive

#2023 off to a banger start for me (got into an argument with my mom on new years about her bf reminding me of my abusive dad #and havent had peace or a good nights sleep since!!!!!!!!!!!) #i am absolutely fucking miserable and i just donot want to Do It anymore #i hate this house i hate the people i live with i hate this world and i hate everything thats happening to jme but i cant do anytihing #i cant do anything to Fix Anything i cant do anything abt my problems theres just so much Wrong With Me that i dont know how to fix #i dont know if i CAN fix most of the issues i have. i have so much ptsd and trauma from so many different things and its all just. hghg #and i want so badly to just let it out and talk to the people Around Me about it bc it is Serious and i shouldnt be just not talking about #it but. i just cant bring myself to Do That. i am constantly afraid that the people around me will be angry with me if i even so much as #speak up about the things that make me upset and its not their fault and its no ones fault but my own and i just dont know what to Do #im scared of confrontation and im worried that if i try to talk about it its gonna lead to an argument!!! i know it wouldnt but im terrifed #so id rather just not talk about it. which then leads to the problem not getting resolved because. fuck man im sure the people around me #know that somethings up but i never bring it up so therefore they never find out and it gets swept under the rug like all my other issues #i pride myself on being good at being emotional and being open but in reality i am emotional. yes. but not at all good at being open #ive never been good at it and i feel so BAD because like. yes i love you. yes i trust you and i know you would never ever be mad at me #for just talking about my feelings. i know this and i love you for it. but im so bad at conveying that. even though i trust you with mylife #im just bad at opening up. it does not matter how long we've known each other its just such a struggle for me to Be Open to anyone #of course its not much better that im coming to tumblr and puttign this here for 100+ people to see but just. i dont know #im mentally unstable ive never had good coping mechanisms and im the only person awake and everyone else that i usually vent to is asleep #so all my thoughts just get piled up into one messy little ball and it gets thrown to tumblr because i need somewhere to put them #im sorry. im exhausted. its been a long week and i wish i could just hybernate for the rest of the month and not interact with anyone #i just wish i could mvoe out and live with my gf and our cat. that is all i want and that is the only thing that would fix me

[hobisexually]

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#y’all I’m exhausted #my cat keeps going on the litter box but not doing anything #and I think she just doesn’t like the stuff in it and the box is too small so I ordered a new one but it will take two days to get here and #I don’t know what to do!!!!!!! #and I keep waking up when I hear she gets on it in the middle of the night in stress checking whether she’s doing something #and she isn’t #and I keep having nightmares of her dying and having to tell her owner she didn’t last a week with me and she never should’ve brought her #last time she went on it was what? Sunday early morning? #its Tuesday it’ll be fine #but you know????????? #I also had to leave her behind for the first time today because I need to go to work #I stretched it by one day by working from home yesterday but yk #im so FRANTIC and I’m so stressed and my supervisor is leaving on holiday for three weeks so I’m in charge of the big stuff suddenly #which I’m not stable enough for atm at all I shouldn’t be in charge of anything in this state of mind #also apparently my dad is hurting a lot over not speaking to me and yeah my man same but ?????? what am I gonna do huh #it took me a WHOLE month to feel normal again after the disaster that was December we can’t keep doing this #I cried in the middle of a fancy restaurant last night #and then as if that wasn’t bad enough had to have a talk with my mum about racism and body image and religious trauma and how she can’t keep #getting in the middle of my dad and me and then it spiralled into a conversation abojt how my dad impacted HER #and how the divorce was hell for her for a reason because the emotional abuse was. hm. #and hearing that! also how much weight she lost then which I always thought was because she was sick but no it was him #very difficult to hear #fuuuuckkkkk meeeeeee y’all #and I can Feel my brain going around in circles like it’s anxiety central and I can’t stop it atm #shit man. #UGH #I HATE THIS SOMEONE KNOCK ME THE FUCK OUT #@ [redacted] go ahead honestly

[foxcassius]

as i look at job listings here in korea, i cant help but still dream of that private lesson life. like, every job here will still expect you to teach 6 classes a day 5 days a week, for like a maximum wage of 2.4 million won per month. i could make twice that teaching that many classes in a private lesson setting, and i could easily make the SAME wage and just work less (ideal scenario)

#last night jiwon asked me like a million (imo unfair) questions about america and its society and why it succeeded #(unfair bc i just genuinely cant give definitive answers aside from 'it succeeded economically thanks to slavery') #and i was like 'you ask me sometimes why i dont want to move back to america and there are so many reasons and its hard to put into words' #'but one of them is that the work culture is so gross to be in and people still feel trapped in their jobs and there's no freedom to it' #and he was like 'korea is the same way it's just that i'm a specialist and you are foreigner who speaks english as a mother tongue' #'so i am inherently privileged out of genuine poverty by way of my degree and you are as well by way of being the class of foreign worker #you are. so korea has the same kind of trap for ''lower class'' people when it comes to work its just that you arent seeing it due to #your own status and my status as the main korean national whose life you are privvy to' #and i was like yes. i am aware of this. i am perfectly aware of how much poverty there is in korea and that not everyone lives as we do. #and i'm also perfectly aware of the fact that i would lose visa status and be sent back to my home country before i had any chance to #experience korean poverty. it sometimes feels like when he asks me why i dont want to go back to america he forces me to state One (1) #reason why and then takes that one reason and is like 'korea is like that too' which for starters I Know. because he refuses to acknowledge #this but korea is heavily controlled and influenced by the usa im not gonna get into that right now but I Know the similarities in many way #s between the usa and korea. secondly there are Many reasons why i wont be going back to the usa not the least of which is that #jiwon and i intend to get married and he doesnt intend to leave korea so its all a moot point anyway and idk why he keeps bringing it up #he wants to stay in korea and i wouldnt choose to move back to america so idk why he keeps like forcing me to explain myself on reason at a #time and like turn it around is trying to make me want to leave like. let it rest king i am so tired of talking about american politics #at 12 am especially bc sometimes he wants to have an argument abt it and im like Neither Of Us Is Educated Enough To Have This Conversation #i have my own lived experiences and a small amount of specific research. he has whatever they teach in school here abt america + some #internet readings. neither of us is qualified to sit and talk about this #it just feels like sometimes i'll be like 'america is a suffocating capitalist hellscape where kids get shot at school' and he's like #'well korea is also bad' and im like yeah no shit everywhere is bad everywhere is a capitalist hellscape the us has its hands in korea's #government and economy. but at least here i have a job with a decent salary and You so. #anyway. long rambling tags over. <3 #t

[trashbaget]

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#he’s just some guy #the group chat is in SHAMBLES #they are absolutely flipping pancakes and buttering biscuits about this #(side note: i have never had such a positive experience with friends know about my liking someone) #but they’re just yelling like BRO ASK HIM OUT DO IT DO IT DO IT #HES INTO WHAT THE FUCK #and one of them just Presented Evidence that he’s been sus (in that it seemed like he was into me) since LAST YEAR..??? #and i’m just sat here like 🧍 bro what i only just started liking him there is No Way #but yeah so anyway the group chat’s goinna lil coocoo about it 🪦🪦 #i think they just collectively manifested this one tbh #they’re all so invested now and they’re latching onto all the He Is So Absolutely Into You thoughts so i dont have to get my hopes up and #crush them if he isn’t actually lmaoo #but they’re honestly giving me a lot of confidence to just ask him out #so watch for out for tHAT shit lmao #because no one will see it coming and especially not me because i only know how to be impulsive #anyway im gonna go replay the night and have sweet dreams of him #he’s just a guuyyy and rae is a simp-biTCh

[neonqueerautumn]

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#so i had been up all night because my dog was upset and uncomfy due to an ear infection #told my manager i would be in an hour late due to not feeling good due to that. that told me to stay home. #i said are you sure? i dont wanna leave you guys swamped with people. im just trying to get my self collected. #they said we have help today so no worries #i want to belive that they have my back but im really scared that im gonna go in and be in trouble... #or that im about to get fired. again. #maybe this is irrational thinking. #on one hand i dont think we have enough resources to fire me...but on the other who knows. #they said we were supposed to have our 6 mo reviews this month...its the 31st so i dont think thats happening. #im just unsettled. in general i dont know how my manager or anything feels about how im doing and i want to have an actual conversation #about my progress and concerns. i dont feel that im trained enough. i can not gage how i am doing without feedback here. #im pretty sure my immune system is tanked to hell right now due to the amount of stress ive been under #which is why ive felt like im dying every other day

[hecksupremechips]

Ooooooghhhhhhhhh stressed 🥺

#dont wanna see family tomorrow and im sleeping saur bad lately i couldnt sleep last night and then had a typical fever dream #which gave me a really cute idea for a movie so im gonna keep it in my pocket #but it was one of those things where its like it says a whole lot about me and my trauma and its stressful #um um um and also im juggling all these different things like im sewing im trying to finally write im trying to draw again #while feeling like im failing at it all and then like i still gotta find fuckinnnnn job i neeeeeed money #this time of year is always really hard for me i hate when its warm again i hate easter and i hate knowing that summer is coming #aaghhhh rn im ticking and stimming really bad and im having trouble breathing hnnghhh #and im very sweaty lol i always get so sweaty when i dont sleep good i dont get it #also i think im just horrible like the one person i wanna talk to probably is getting tired of my constant life crisis and how needy i am #and theyre probably off being better without me there and im just a burden and then my therapist idk about him #i dont feel like hes really giving me anything like when i talk about how stressed and unsafe i am hes like you gotta find a way to cope #and he doesnt really tell me how exactly i should do that like mate thats why im here i need the help you cant just listen to me panic and #go ‘wow you need to fix that’ ughhhh and i think hes mad at me because i dont think he believes me anymore when i say im in an abusive #situation and that ive been controlled my whole life by everyone and i have never felt safe #and its just like ughhh like i feel like no one believes me anymore and theyre all fed up with my bullshit incompetence and constant #bellyaching and im a horrible friend and a liar and probably just being dramatic as fuck making myself believe im being abused when in #reality im the abuser the ungrateful brat who treats his family like shit and cant trust them even though they seem so perfect to everyone #and im so stupid and toxic for trying to run away and for being scared to death here #thats how its feeling anyway idk everyone is just. weird and im losing my grip on reality and cant tell whats real anymore

[tgcg]

an open fly walking

i didnt like this one but i thought id finally air it out since its been sat in my folders for months now

TG: hey karkat

CG: YEAH?

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TG: you ever noticed you like

TG: walk weird

CG: WOW, OKAY.

CG: HAVE *YOU* EVER NOTICED THAT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT?

TG: pff

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TG: no listen because i got my ears scoping that shit im like a scouter for dude activity

TG: ok maybe me mentioning it to you is gonna fuck up your ecosystem or something but

TG: you have the heaviest feet of the century man

CG: I DO???

TG: just thrust them straight down into the ground like youre trying to homebrew a san andreas fault

TG: viciously tamping on tectonic plates hoping for top score on the richter scale

TG: waging war against solid particles and the basic flow of gravity

TG: i could ID those footfalls out of a million i mean it

CG: SERIOUSLY?

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TG: i mean theres nothing wrong with it but

TG: yeah

CG: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME RIGHT NOW.

TG: im not fucking with you striders honor

TG: when have i ever lied to anybody about anything

CG: NOT UNPACKING THAT QUESTION WITH YOU TODAY.

CG: BUT SHIT, HOLD ON. LET ME SEE.

TG: yeah take the umbrella go over there and just walk to me

CG: ON IT.

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TG: see you just kinda slam em straight down dude

CG: THIS IS THE WORST DAY OF MY RIOTOUS FUCKING JOKE OF A LIFE.

TG: dont your feet ache

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CG: MOOT POINT. THIS MIGHT SOUND INSANE BUT I'VE ACTUALLY HAD MY STRUT PODS FOR A WHILE. ANY KIND OF PAIN THIS WOULD'VE BEEN CAUSING WOULD BE TOTALLY FILTERED OUT OF MY SPONGE BY NOW AS BACKGROUND NOISE.

TG: damn i didnt think that through

TG: my shades

CG: ALRIGHT, GET BACK UNDER THE SHITTING UMBRELLA AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO ME.

TG: look ive fucked myself over here too i dont have shit to clean these with

TG: ugh

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TG: guess its karma

CG: HOLY FUCK. HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS BEFORE?

TG: i dunno but im gonna assume having a dad thats a literal crab monster is probably a contributing factor

TG: im guessing thats not a great role model for this kinda thing

TG: just conjecture i mean

CG: YOUR ENVY IS OVERWHELMINGLY OBVIOUS DAVE. AS A DISCLAIMER, HE WOULD'VE ABSOLUTELY KICKED YOUR ASS.

TG: yeah probably

CG: THAT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL THERE IS TO SAY ON THE MATTER.

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TG: but see bro had me stringent on feather feets

TG: i bet i could slip across a bike horn warehouse with nary a fucking toot

CG: HAHA. ASSUMING YOU DON'T MAKE A TOTAL ASS OF YOURSELF, AS PER USUAL.

CG: IF YOU WEREN'T CONSTANTLY RUNNING YOUR GASH ABOUT EVERYTHING AND BEING AN INIMITABLE CLOWN I SERIOUSLY THINK YOU COULD BE ON PAR WITH YOUR CUSTODIAN.

CG: THAT IS A MONUMENTAL "IF".

TG: well look at it this way

TG: im basically doing you all a favor by being a dumbass

TG: never gonna get caught off guard by the bozo patrol

CG: WOW. GOOD POINT.

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TG: also screw this can i use your shirt

TG: this stupid hoodie is just smudging my lenses up

TG: i cant see dick

CG: UH

CG: SURE, I GUESS.

TG: cool

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TG: so yeah i could be prowling around like a goddamn verbal assassin sniping convos left and right

TG: but no ive got the decency to go bunp in the night

CG: YEAH.

CG: IT'S DEFINITELY COMPOUNDED BY THE CONSTANT INANE RAMBLINGS.

CG: BUT

CG: IT'S ACTUALLY PRETTY RELAXING, Y'KNOW? IT HAS ITS OWN RHYTHM.

TG: see yeah i sound it off and

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TG: wait really?

CG: YEAH

CG: I DON'T KNOW

CG: FUCK. HOW DO I EXPLAIN THIS WITHOUT WANTING TO CRAM MY FROND DOWN MY PROTEIN CHUTE.

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CG: IT'S LIKE

CG: A SALVE FOR MY AGGRAVATION SPONGE.

CG: YOUR VOICE IS THE HUMAN EQUIVALENT OF ASPIRIN.

TG: uh damn karkat hold your hoofbeasts i was talking about the rhythm thing

CG: ALRIGHT, THAT'S IT. I'M TAKING US BOTH THE FUCK OUT RIGHT NOW. YOU HAVE REACHED THE BAD END OF THIS CONVERSATION.

TG: you think thatd be heroic or just

CG: IF I WAS STILL GHOSTING AROUND THE RUINS OF SGRUB'S ARCANE FRIGGIN GAME SYSTEMS, THE COMPLETE LACK OF SHIT AFOOT NOWADAYS WOULD BORE ME TO DEATH.

CG: LIKE. WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME OUR THERMAL HULL LEVELLED UP, DAVE?

TG: hah

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TG: but uh

TG: i mean we had aspirin on earth

CG: NO, NUMBNUBS.

CG: I'M SAYING YOU ARE MY ASPIRIN.

TG: oh

CG: YEAH, TAKE THAT TO THE BANK AND SHOVE IT UP YOUR 20-KARAT ASS.

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TG: heh

TG: well get this

TG: i will literally talk at you forever for free

TG: you got lifetime priority seating for the davealogues

TG: never gotta go to the drugstore again you can just get doped up on my dulcet tones for the rest of time

TG: take that and some of this

TG: im packin punches

CG: OW, FUCK! NO! MY MIGRAINES!

CG: SWEEPS OF VEINCLOTTING AND NERVEFRAYING DOWN THE FUCKING GAPER. BECAUSE OF YOU.

CG: YOU ASSHOLE, THIS IS THE WORST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME.

CG: AND YOU'RE LAUGHING.

TG: chuckle up it only gets worse from here

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CG: BE HONEST WITH ME. DID FONDLING MY SHIRT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREET EVEN DO ANYTHING?

TG: barely but yknow sometimes you just gotta deal the cards youre given

TG: ill just be astigmatic for a while its cool

CG: PFF… OKAY MAN.

#davekat #dave strider #karkat vantas #homestuck #comix #an open fly walking

[themainannoyance]

Nature Is Healing <3 (adding events to my Google Calendar again)

#I need to get diagnosed with SOMETHING man wtf #gene talks #My initial theory was that because I had caffeine past 12pm #and I've been trying very hard to not do that bcus I think that as Ive gotten older I have become hit with this massive unprecedented wave #of Being Impacted by Caffeine and I thought it was impacting my sleep #and I certainly think that having coffee after noon is definitely not a good idea for me anymor #but also I have been very awake for too long bcus I am so nervous about starting a new job on Friday #and also having to tell my Dad that I'm spending the night up north bcus I know itll make him sad #but it also hit me very hard that even though I want to live with Liam living Northstate instead of Centralstate means that I have to #start my hour long commute at 630am every Tuesday and Thursday #and uhhh I dont want to do that lmao #so I got freaked out and started looking for apartments and then somehow found a very perfect one so HOPEFULLY we can move in soon #I still have to go to school up north so its a small victory but at least i dont have to start my commute at 630 am if i have a place to #crash in the central state #anyway then I kept looking at information on the apartment and got very excited about my find #and then I started thinking about all the other things I need to do so now Im typing out this post and thinking about Trello #gonna probably reuse it now that i understand how kanban boards work lmao #so I have sort of been up all night with a weird combination of anxiety and maybe borderline mania but thats neither here nor there #Anyway time to make an appointment for the DMV to get a new freaking license with my new freaking legal name on it yiipppeeeee!!!

[kawaiianimeredhead]

Ughhh

#had to come into work on my day idd #off** which tbch i meant to prepare myself a little more for that possibility because one of my coworkers had a heart thing recently #which resulted in his heart stopping for a moment so he wasnt able to come back to work when he was expected to #and today was going to be his day back but he had an issue so he couldnt come in #and on top of that my other coworker called my boss crying because he dog ate something #i dont know what but she is incredibly and understandablely upset about the health of her dog #so he didnt think she was going to come in but when i got here she was #which i had hoped meant something good but i saw Nick ask her if he was doing ok and she just broke down crying more #i cant (but actually can unfortunately) believe he had her stay and do the longest thing we have in the morning to do #when he saw me he mentioned he was greatful we both came in cause hes got a doctors appointment #but im certain he still could have done the longer thing because trash on tuesdays is nothing #he came in last night and got some! #and he was like 'yeah she said her dog got into something that was in aluminum foil? maybe it was chocolate or something but-' #'- she said shes gonna take him to the vet as soon as she gets off. i think shes worried hes gonna die' #and like he heard all of that probably through tears and didnt send her home! or offer to help her at all #cause like i said he hardly has anyyhing to do #i cant imagine his doctor's appointment is before 9am naybe 830 at the earliest #which everything we do can be done before then #im so mad about it #trying to help her where i can but feel like i didnt do enough #cause im very unfamiliar with the floors and i had a smaller broom to sweep with #but he knows how much her dog is a big part of her world and he can hear that she thinks hes gonna die today and just be like #ok well thanks for coning in and please do the floors #shes probably worried hell die before she even gets home of shes that worried about him #i dont think it was chovolate he got i to but i didnt wanna ask becauss i know shes really trying to just push through the morning #if i had to take an absolute wild guess id think he ate an edible of some sort but thwy usually have gummies so i dont know why itd be foil #dont mind me #tag rambles