#i got distracted hahahahah

[johnnysilvercock]

I was tagged by @varangianviper to do this picrew!!! Thank youuuuuuu :3

I tag @erosims @simmingsorah @yeetus-the-jesus @theplumblob @aelyosos @havocinthebluebox @nonbinary-raven @rockerboyrepo @mynerdylordship @nuclearrayne and anybody else who wants to do it!! And no pressure of course :3

#my shit #picrew tag #sorry it took so long #i got distracted hahahahah

[hotgirlmuseboardxo]

the angels r telling me something i just don't know what <3

#maybe to pay tf attention lol #i woke up this morning and deleted so many distractions w/o even knowing why #and i just got the craziest lil bit of info put in my head hahahahah straight Knowing !!! luvs it

[matrixbearer2024]

I just got this crazy idea with Reader having a pet dog and cat and is always distracted or always talks about there Cat and Dog playing, resting, cuddling with Reader and Vox just being jealous at this point wanting some attention too 😂

What A Jelly TV

Vox x CollegeStudent!Reader

A/N: Ah yes, the double edged sword- Vox is literally going to fight himself in this one since he himself is a pet owner. And yes, I'm mentioning Vark in this cuz about fucking time LMFAO- another slice of life chapter cuz I love writing these. That and we kind of get weird cuddles with the funny TV man, weird in the sense where it's literally a remote connection. Reader is kinda tired of Vox's shit but oh well HAHAHAHAH-

A/N: By the way, I just wanted to mention that timeline wise- this entire series happens AFTER Hazbin's Season 1. So I'll make references to certain things that happened but because I don't want to intermingle the story with canon lore too much- I made things happen after it all. Anyways, I hope you guys enjoy this installment- it was a little hard to write since I didn't have a prior vision to it but I think it turned out alright Hahahaha- and as always, Happy reading guys!

Vox would proudly admit he was a lot of things.

The king of the biggest technology empire in all of hell-

An oh so powerful overlord-

A conniving and esteemed businessman-

But this-

This was a new low.

Even for him.

Especially when the realization hit like a sack of bricks to the face.

Vox grew to like your presence in his daily routine-

Most of the time even bothering you out of boredom.

He found he liked your attention, not that he'd ever admit it.

He would rather die twice-

But when he figured out pretty soon that he had to share you-

That didn't really sit well.

"Dude, it's just a puppy. Stop being all pissy already-"

Vox just scoffed, you rolled your eyes at his antics.

You kind of expected it, remembering the incident you had with your initial desktop pet.

Glancing over to the open laptop screen nearby, the small digital Vox just waved at you.

Aha... yeah-

This was pretty expected.

"And they're not going to be here for much longer, just until [friend name] finishes moving into their new apartment."

It was only a little over a week ago when your friend called to ask for a favor.

You assured your overlord buddy that it wasn't anything you couldn't handle and Vox eventually just let it go.

Of course, that was until he found out what you had agreed to.

At the start, he didn't really mind.

Hell, he even showed you some pictures of Vark in return while you guys were talking about pets.

But as the days went on and you acted more and more affectionate towards your friend's pet-

It was starting to get under Vox's skin and not in a good way.

You'd coo and cuddle the little fur-ball so much that it was nearly all he saw whenever you guys were talking.

It also doesn't help that you would end up shifting the conversation towards [pet name] and how cute they were after a while.

Vox understood how it was like to fall in love with your pet, he had one of his own after all-

But he couldn't help the envy creeping in seeing the puppy just napping in your lap.

"It's been more than a week doll, just how much longer do you plan on keeping the puppy???"

You were shocked by the fact Vox had been counting days, you didn't really bother to take notice of it.

Not to mention he seemed a little... pouty even?

You just sighed.

"Look, I'll check with [friend name] how much longer they need. I give no promises. Why the heck are you so grumpy about it anyway? It's not like you're the one taking care of the puppy Vox."

The overlord buffered slightly, why was he...?

Honestly speaking, he didn't really know.

He didn't know why he was feeling the way he was.

Only what caused it.

The freaking puppy.

As Vox stared at the screen, he tried to find an excuse that won't make it seem like he got jealous of your freakin pet.

Well, it wasn't even technically yours.

But that isn't the point-

You just expectantly stared at up at the TV screen while the overlord opened and closed his mouth like a goldfish.

Your question was straightforward, no nonsense or beating around the bush-

And still he struggled with an answer?

Soon, a small yip from your lap snapped up your attention again.

You smiled down at the now awake pup and moved to pet it.

Okay that was fucking it-

Static white noise suddenly blared obnoxiously from the TV speakers and you had to cover your ears.

The poor frazzled puppy immediately jumped off your lap and ran off, leaving you and your digital companion alone.

"Ow?! The fuck was that for Vox?!"

He didn't respond to that, just nonchalantly looking off to the side like he didn't just try to destroy your eardrums.

You let out a frustrated sigh, what the hell was this guy's issue???

"Geez, what the hell is up with you today?!"

Vox cringed slightly at your harsh tone.

Okay, he might have gone overboard trying to scare the fur-ball away-

But he didn't think you'd be that upset with him.

Oh well, better to face the music than run.

"Well- maybe if you stopped only paying attention to that fucking fleabag then maybe I wouldn't have to scare it away!"

As soon as the words left his mouth, Vox instantly regretted saying them.

It was fucking pathetic.

Your confused expression didn't really help either, he was not going to elaborate-

"You- were you jealous of the fucking dog???"

You couldn't stop the amused grin on your face when you finally understood what was going on.

Not that you would've even noticed anything anyway-

"I- No?! Fuck you!"

This time you couldn't help but laugh at Vox's expense, the TV starting to fizzle and glitch while he uselessly tried to get you to stop.

It was a little...

What was the right word for it?

Cute?

No-

Adorable??

Not really-

Flattering???

Eh, whatever-

Point was, you felt a little fuzzy because Vox wanted your attention.

Like, he didn't know how to ask for it but the fact he still wanted you to just stay and interact with him made you feel funny.

That reminds you-

"Ah! Wait, let me just get something- I wanna see if it works with you-"

"Works? With me?? Doll, what kind of experiment do you want to launch me into this time???"

"Nothing too crazy I promise! Heck, maybe you'll like this one!"

Vox heard your voice call from out of view, the fact you had to run to another room to get it slightly concerned him.

He couldn't tell what you had planned this time, every single other instance he thought you couldn't get any crazier and you just did.

But instead you just came running back with a... pillow?

"Dollface, I think you have plenty of pillows already. What's up with that?"

You smiled cheekily at your flatscreen companion, sitting down on the couch before you plugged in your phone to the pillow.

It was a gift your friend got you months ago that they mentioned would help you sleep better.

The fact humanity managed to put tech in a pillow of all things was still surprising but in this case not unwelcome.

Vox was already surprised that the thing had to be plugged in, but he buffered when an odd warm sensation immediately spread throughout his entire body.

"Wh- What the hell did you just do??"

Your smile soon turned into a grin as you gently hugged the smart pillow, gauging Vox's reactions on the screen as he went from shocked to utterly confused.

It was like he could sort of feel being pressed?

Similarly to how you were hugging the pillow, he could feel himself gently being squeezed.

"So...? Any good?"

"If this is how you're trying to awkwardly hug me then I guess?"

"Ayyyy! It works! Okay, if I give you some cuddles would you stop being pissy at [puppy name] then?"

You knew you won when the screen suddenly tinged pink and Vox just stumbled over his words.

You bit back a snicker as you got comfortable on the couch, shifting slightly to better hug the pillow.

"I'll take that as a yes."

And to no one's surprise, the tech overlord had no complaints.

#hazbin hotel #vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox #vox #hazbin hotel x reader #hazbin vox #hazbin vox x reader #hazbin hotel vox x reader #vox x you #get off my screen series

[kindestofkings]

sunshine baby [2]

heyy you can find part one here!

yourusername posted to their story!

guys just woke up and have over 2,000 follow requests from people who love my boyfriend @bobby why the softlaunch

bobbyskeetz hahahahah Im prized goods but allll yours bobbyskeetz brb gonna go hardlaunch ya yourusername DONT YOU DARE

yourusername

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yourusername a mad bittersweet week. some temporary goodbyes and I made my last coffee in THE BEST COFFEE SHOP IN DUBLIN, cause my boyfriend and his silly little band are in need of a piano player for a few gigs 🫣

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bobbyskeetz ooooohhhh yeeahhhhh lets GO

ryanmcmahon_15 thank you for making our little boys dreams come true

joshjenkinson_ fr its his first good idea in years bobbyskeetz jenkinson you can not ruin my mood ;)

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yourfriend1 dinner was amazing as always! keep us in the know about touring life!!

yourfriend2 gonna miss the free coffees, and you ofc :(

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inhalerdublin we still can’t believe you nearly broke the floor at this one. the greatest fans in the world. it's great to be back!

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inhalerfan1 eli: "we're gonna ask you to please stop jumping, the floor is collapsing" hahahaa (73 likes)

inhalerfan2 we love you!!

inhalerfan3 who was on keys last night!?

inhalerfan1 I noticed they didnt introduce them, was defo not louis tho!

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yourusername like paris in FOURTY FIVE the whole world's waiting to come aliveeee 🕺🕺

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lewevans please please get over the shyness I have cute pictures of you that belong on inhalerdublin

yourusername hahaha im TRYING lewevans its also so refreshing taking pics of people that acc smile!! yourusername hahah they have a image to uphold you know this loll

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inhalerfanupdates GUYS i got a really clear pic of the girl who's on keys for the boys at the moment!! so then I did some digging and found this photo of her with the ryan and eli a year or two ago, do you think they're friends from home?

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inhalerfan1 no stop shes sooo pretty

inhalerfanupdates Ikr ! she seems really shy tho I think thats why the boys dont introduce her, cause they used to with louis...

inhalerfan2 I think I'm gonna make her a cowboy hat! welcome her to the inhaler family!!

bobbyskeetz added to their story!

life is pretty great rn. barcelona you're next !

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inhalerfanupdates this was sent in by inhalerfan2 who was at the barcelona show:

omg hi so Im just back from the inhaler show,they were obviously incredible! but I wanted to send you my pics of yn! who I made a cowboy hat for, she seems like the sweetest person ever, the first pic is her reading my sign (about making her a hat). then the second picture which is i think the most beautiful thing EVER, is her coming down to take it. after she stole josh's mic to thank me 😭💓

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inhalerfan1 wow she is gorgeous. what were the boys doing during all of this hahah

inhalerfan2 they were loving it haha kept laughing and all, think eli said something like "if only we knew all it took was a cowboy to get her to say hi" inhalerfan2 also rob had major heart eyes for her the whole time

inhalerfan3 WAIT remember the soft launch rob posted a few months ago, i think the instagram username that replied to him had the name yn in it!!

inhalerfan2 awww wait do you think they're dating inhalerfan1 let her cook!

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inhalerdublin we finally got the go ahead from our shyest (and sweetest) member of our crew! yourusername has been with us from the very beginning in music class and then in the recording studio for both albums, only felt right we got her on the road with us <33

📸 lewevans

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yourusername ahhh my gonna cry you're so SWEET

inhalerfan2 not so patiently waiting for her to make her account public...

yourusername hey gorgeous I think it'll be another while yet until I do that sorry !! <33

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inhalerfan2 called me single in a thousand ways

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yourusername romance is not dead, if you keep it just yours.

last few weeks have been a dream thank you boys, particular this handsome devil !!

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bobbyskeetz ah would you stop! keep going...

elijahhewson 👍💪👊

yourusername old man you know what an emoji is??

yourbestfriend is he giving you back yet??

ryanmcmahon_15 never thought id see the day we'd get you on the band insta

yourusername me neither tbh, talk about some personal GROWTH! joshjenkinson_ feel like a proud mother 😭

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[vasyandii]

Hi :P

(Fun storytime: I was actually drafting this when I received your ask hahahahah)

I like Nak (and her relationship wih Krueger) a lot <3 and your drawings always make me smile, you have a great sense of humour, the way you colour is very warm and inviting, and how you portray those two sillies always crack me up

Had some questions!

1- Is Nak superstitious?

2 - Does Nak every cook for Krueger? Do they cook together? Do they cook each other food from their respective cultures? Do they enjoy it? (is Krueger useful or useless in the kitchen? :P)

3- Does Nak have a favourite insult/swear word?

I'll come back for more for sure :P keep it up, love!

Hiiiii Thank you so much for the Ask and the kind words!! I'm really glad that you like how I portray the two! I'll try my best to answer the questions!

It makes me really excited to get asks about Nak or KruegerNak, keep them coming >:33!!

1.) Is Nak superstitious?

Yes! She doesn't believe in like western superstitions (knocking on wood, etc.) Because she isn't raised on it. Nak is, however, more superstitious in terms of her culture; she doesn't like people's feet being near pillows, covers Krueger's mouth when he's whistling at night. She's not scared of many things but she's TERRIFIED of ghosts and spirits so she feels that doing these things will attract them to her. (Literally clinging onto Krueger while watching Thai scary movies)

2a.) Does Nak ever cook for Krueger? (I'll split these into multiple sections so it's an easier read :3)

Nak is usually the one who cooks for the both of them! She enjoys cooking and domestic work as a stress reliever, plus she likes taking care of him by making him food, it makes her feel cute to be taking care of someone :D

2b.) Do they cook together?

Nak cooks in a way that doesnt need much help; clean and quick. She prefers that Krueger isn't in the kitchen (maybe watching her over the counter) while she cooks because she doesnt want to get distracted with feeding him little bits and pieces of the meal as it's getting made; doesnt want him to get full quickly. Krueger helps with taste testing occasionally (he sneaks bites) so they're both involved with the cooking process in a way

2c.) Do they cook each other food from their respective cultures? Do they enjoy it? (Is Krueger Useless in the kitchen?)

Nak has tried Krueger's cooking before and honestly? She doesn't know how he's not dead from sodium overdose. He's not...bad at preparing and chopping, however he tends to over season or under season things. He makes a killer Apple strudel, though; Nak likes it, not too sweet.

-Calling over the kitchen counter, "You good over there or do I need to bring out the fire extinguisher?"

-"All good."

-"Make sure too not put the heat too high."

- "Relax, I got this. I'm finishing up anywa-" The smoke detector started blaring, followed by a series of curses as Krueger ran over to shut it off.

As for Krueger.. This man eats so much Lao food living with Nak he might as well be Lao himself. Nak tries to cook seperate meals for Krueger of stuff he's used to but ultimately stops when he kept stealing food off her plate even if it's too spicy for him.

3.)Does Nak have a favorite insult/ swear word?

Nak goes through phases of favourite swear words, but she likes Russian or Arabic swear words alot since alot of people in Allegiance speak Russian or Arabic xD

☆If you made it this far you've made it to the end of the post! Thank you so much for reading my brainrot :D

<3 Asks and reblogs are always appreciated!

#giggling and kicking my legs #i love writing these theyre so fun #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod krueger #art #cod mw oc #sebastian krueger #original character #phayvanh nak sotsvahn #Nak #KruegerNak #headcanons #asks #Vasyandii Art #cod art #call of duty art #COD fanart

[azullumi]

hello sorry for the sudden disappearance and inactivity once again T-T i got distracted (terribly distracted) and had a hyperfixation on leon kennedy hahahahah,,, but anyways school had ended for me and im trying to get back to writing (that is if i ever get rid of my burnout and writer’s block while getting back to my interest in genshin)

#also had to deal with some problems irl #hehe #anyways any re enjoyers #specifically leon enjoyers out there? #and carlos also #and jill anf claire #heueiwhe #azul.thoughts

[acourtofthought]

You know why I'm confident Elain and Lucien are endgame, aside from the obvious. (We know how the mate bond works)

SJM made a conscious decision to change Lucien's mate from Nesta to Elain when she realized how bad those two would be. She decided Elain was BEST AND BETTER SUITED for Lucien and Cassian for Nesta. She wanted them happy. The journey to endgame doesn't matter, she's already said she likes to put her characters through hell before HEA, and let's be real, Cassian and Lucien (more so Lucien) went through HELL, Cassian only suspected Nesta was his mate and could do nothing as she drank herself to oblivion, hurl insults at him and sleep with other men. Lucien knows and has to deal with his own guilt, wondering if maybe he had known sooner he was destined for another that Jesminda would be alive, while also fighting his instincts for Elain. It's all part of Sarah's plan that she literally laid out for us when she mated them, did she not say she'd set up tension? ARE WE NOT TRACKING TOWARDS IT. It's called storytelling, lol. Elain and Lucien jumping into each others arms was never going to be believable, and besides, SJM said one she likes for her FMC to explore before settling. That's literally all Elriel is, a distraction. It wouldn't have been hard for Sarah to make Elriel true mates, even have Mor and Grayson as roadblocks to overcome, but nope.

Elriels can stalk and harass and push their narrative all day, I could care less, I'm not taking their intrepertation of the text serious OVER THE WORDS THAT HAVE COME FROM SARAH HERSELF IN INTERVIEWS. Who we all know included Elucien in headcanon vacations as well, don't recall her saying Elain and Az 🤭🤣

At least Eluciens aren't in SJMs comments leaving death threats and tweeting that they will kill themselves if she doesn't make Elriel endgame, or literally trying to blackmail BB, when HOSAB leaks came out they continued to tweet at BB to confirm Elriel is endgame or they wouldn't stop sharing the leaks online. DESPARATION - if that's the behavior they have to resort to. Also, really proves they know deep down Elriel was a red herring all along and they are desperate for SJM to change her mind, so resorting to threats is all they have. Including bullying and harassing the fandom, I think the truly believe if Elriel is "popular" SJM will think to herself "oh, you know what, let's me prioritize Elriel" please.

This isn't SJM first rodeo with warships, people argued Chaol and Celena would end up together, the Rowan hate was real. Celeana and Chaol had a legit relationship, got to know one another, slept together, and still were not endgame due to the same red flags Elriels has, same with Feyre and Tamlin, you should've seen the Tamlin stans back then. Some are still around and not very nice people, they are bitter. I imagine the same will be said of Elriels, when their ship is confirmed good and dead they will cry fanservice and or become antis. I just hope the fandom ignores them like we do the other antis now. My point, Sarah and her team have been through this before and it didn't matter to her if Tamlin or Chaol stans were hurt, she writes what her heart desires. These are her characters after, she knows the best and in ways we are readers never will, because we aren't in her head.

If they have been nicer, maybe I'd feel sorry for them. I don't after watching for years the harassment and disgusting behavior againts Eluciens.

Also, HAHAHAHAH that SJM introduced a new female character to Azriels story, the mate parallels are real and they hate it so much they villianized a very sweet character, as an Elucien, same shit, new character to hate, Lucien was the villain for years. But Gwynriels have what Elriels want, a real possibility of a mating bond and if that isn't further proof Elriel was never intended as engame, I don't know what is. 😂🤭

And the first time SJM ever started to tease Azriels LI was during ACOSF, funny she never did prior when Elain had been around since book 1. It's almost as if a new character promoted SJM excitment for Azriels story. I wonder who that could be??

Elain will be with her sunshine in the end. ☀️

I'm so sorry for how long it took me to respond. I was slowly moving through anons prior to Elucien week then sort of stopped all together during that week so we could all focus on the prompts. I think a lot of what you said is much of what the Elucien / Gwynriel fandom feels. I do understand why the Elain and Az situation is confusing for some people because they are two pretty major characters and it is strange to introduce him as a LI after Elain finds out she has a mate only to have it fizzle. But SJM hasn't shied away from two guys vying for the same girl when you consider the history between Dorian / Chaol / Aelin, which you touched on. She was willing to get messy and create tension / jealousy between the two males though I don't think she's ever done it in reverse (two females fighting over a male). And though Aelin didn't end up with either, there was a lot of confusion as to who she was going to end up with. So based on that, it's not that strange for Az to be thrown into the Elain / Lucien mix especially when we couldn't have Elucien getting together all the way back in ACOMAF. To me, he's been a red herring, trying to throw us off the "will they / wont' they" track because Elucien is her first couple to be revealed as mates straight away and it doesn't make for very good storytelling to make it obvious they'll end up together. This series has been building for a long time and while I realize her recent books do move things in a certain direction, that doesn't mean the things she's said in the past are always irrelevant. For example, during the same interview she realized Elucien's bond took her by surprise, she also said the moment Nesta and Cassian sat down at the table together, that was it for them. That they were at one another's throats in the best way possible. But ACOFAS and the start of SF didn't really show us that they were "IT" for one another. Nesta chose to sleep with other males over Cassian, he told her to leave the NC, he told her everyone hated her, she refused his gift and told her to leave him alone. None of that mattered because they still ended up together, exactly like SJM told us in 2015 / 2016. So there's no reason to assume with any sort of confidence that Elucien is any different. An author could change her mind yet again but does anyone really see it happening that way? "Nesta and Lucien will be together." "Wait, they would cause one another too much pain so I'm scrapping that idea." "Wow! I never expected that! My character spoke to me and surprised both Lucien and I and Elain is the one for him! While he and Nesta would have made one another's wounds worse, I don't see that happening with Elain and Lucien" "No, no. actually, Lucien shouldn't be with Elain or Nesta. I think Elain will be with Az instead!" I think most times when a ship falls apart for an author it's because someone else makes sense to them. Not a ship falls apart because THAT character makes better sense but that falls apart because a THIRD character makes better sense. I think there is a lot of toxicity from both sides of the fandom but I will say, for the most part, I think Eluciens and Gwynriels have developed certain behaviors as a defense mechanism to E/riels. It's not necessarily the best way to deal with things however I do think people can only take so much before they feel like they need to fight back in some way. At some point, a person can only take so many taunts and being told their stupid, misogynists, abuse apologists, etc. before they do stand up for themselves which the other side likes to then play victim too. I just look forward to the day where we all get confirmation so we can enjoy the series for what it actually is rather than what we imagine it will be.

[dragonmuse]

If inspiration strikes, I'd enjoy reading something with Jim, Frenchie, & Lucius (the possible S2 trio!) or something with Frenchie, Roach, & Pete (the RoP trio!). (I don't recall whether I already submitted this, as this would have been one of my initial ideas from months ago. So if I have, please dismiss this.)

(hahahahah *nervously stuffs unanswered asks behind them in pile* never worry about re-sending. I uh... look I'm trying my best, but things have gotten a little out of hand back here, so if you want to re-float something that's been sitting for more than six weeks or so, by all means. I do go digging in the back catalog sometimes, but you know. Things fall behind metaphorical filing cabinets etc)

“I’m going to end her entire life,” Lucius tried the door again, fruitlessly. 

“It was an accident,” Frenchie reminded him. “...probably.” 

“It was,” Jim was eying up the door with a determined look. “She was distracted.” 

“Why does the lock even work this way?” Luicus groused, taking out his phone. “Who’s closest and has keys? She’s got to be halfway across town already. Asshole.” 

The three of them had gone down to the basement that morning to start pulling out summer festival decorations. A good-natured squabble between Frenchie and Lucius over who was carrying what meant that they missed the sound of Eddy’s boots until they were right on top of them and then there had been the very distinctive sound of a propped door closing and a ‘snick’ of a lock. Then tread away and the backdoor closing. They hadn’t thought much about it because obviously no one would put a lock on the basement door that one couldn’t open from the other side. 

The door (the basement as a whole) was a relatively new concept, so it wasn’t until a half-hour later that they had discovered that apparently that was a decision that had been made at some point. 

So Eddy had locked them in together. There were worse places to be stuck. There was a bathroom and there were snacks in the kitchenette, but Lucius had had plans for the evening that involved being very far from the bar seeing as it was, for once, closed on Sunday. Because Eddy and Stede were taking a little trip and decided to gift everyone with a few days off. So cute. So sweet. 

So fucking inconvenient right now because they were the closest key holders and were definitely on their way to gone. 

“Does Pete have a set?” Frenchie asked doubtfully. 

“No. love the man, but no one trusts him with security. What about Read?” 

“She and Anne already left for upstate,” Jim frowned. 

“Oh! Fang!” Lucius said hopefully and dialed his number. It ran a few times before giving over to voicemail. “Dear heart, if you get this in the next hour or so, please call back. Minor emergency, kisses!” 

“That does not convey distress,” Jim rolled their eyes. 

“I don’t want to worry him.” 

“I’m worried,” Frenchie groaned. “At least a little.” 

“Someone would come looking for us,” Lucius said staunchly. 

“Yeah, but no one with keys,” Jim pointed out.  

“Did you call Oluwande?” 

“Doesn’t have keys. Turns his phone off when he’s volunteering.” 

“Why?” Frenchie wrinkled his nose.

“Sets a good example for the kids not to be on the phone,” Jim repeated dutifully. 

“Damn his good heart,” Frenchie laughed. “Well fuck. Roach doesn’t have keys either. Why does no one have keys?” 

“I told you all I’d make copies years ago and none of you wanted them,” Lucius sat down on the stairs. “Fuck. Okay. I’ll text Pete so at least someone knows where we are.” 

“Ask him to tell John if he’s up?” Frenchie sighed. “He’s still tanked from that bad shrimp last night, I bet.” 

“Oh yeah,” Lucius’ nose wrinkled. “Yikes.” 

Pete didn’t respond immediately and that left them just staring at each other.  

“You know, I saw some board games in the back of the cupboard when we were pulling stuff out,” Frenchie mused. “Want to play?” 

“We should be working on getting out of here,” Jim frowned. 

“Okay, cool. Any ideas?” Frenchie lifted his eyebrows. “Cause I’d love to hear it.” 

Lucius dropped his face into his hands. Jim sighed. 

“Yeah, fine.” 

The games must’ve been purchased by Stede for the kids then never made it to his place. They were brand new in the plastic. After some debate, they settled on Monopoly. Lucius took the top hat, Jim took the car and Frenchie was pleased with the thimble.  

“So look,” Frenchie paid $200 to get out of jail. “I’m just saying Jim could probably fit through the window.” 

“Maybe,” Jim frowned. “It’s locked too though.” 

“What if we break it?” Lucius casually purchased another purple property. He kept his cards in  a stack so it was hard to tell how many he had. 

“The alarm will go off,” Frenchie pointed out.

“So?” Jim snorted. “Who cares?” 

“I’d care more about you trying to skim through jagged glass.” 

“No big deal.” 

“Very big deal,” Lucius contended. “You’ll get bloody, I’ll faint and you still won’t have a key to get us out. We’re better off waiting for Pete to figure out a lockpick, if he ever gets back to me. What the hell is he even doing today anyway?” 

Jim scooted the car down a few spaces. “I’ll buy the railroad.” 

“Already own it,” Lucius held his hand out for cash. “Did we hit up the group text?” 

“First thing. No one’s responded,” Frenchie sighed. “It’s not like that’s going to get any more attention than reaching out individually anyway. Maybe I could figure out a distress flat and hang it in the window.” 

“So the alley rats can see?” Jim frowned and forked over cash. 

“I’m going to have a snack,” Frenchie decided, landing on his own property. “Anyone else?” 

They all ate hot cheetos in varying degrees of despondency, their silver pieces moving around the board. Lucius’ cash pile grew. 

“You can’t own that,” Frenchie challenged, then deflated when Luicus showed him the card. “How?!” 

“I kept buying stuff while the two of you were debating the window idea for the third time.” 

“I think you’re cheating,” Jim decided. 

“I mean, I’m not, but go off, I guess.” 

“Any one want some music?” Frenchie asked. 

“No,” Lucius and Jim said simultaneously. 

“I’m going to kick your ass,” Jim informed Lucius. 

“Good luck.” 

Things got tenser after that. For a while, Jim rallied, but then Lucius reached a tipping point and houses started cascading down on properties. Frenchie was down to his last ten dollars and Jim was starting to try bargains with him about his mortgaged properties. 

That’s when they heard voices and then some scraping noise. 

“We’re down here!” Frenchie yelled getting to his feet. “For the love of all things holy, save me!” 

“Save us,” Lucius amended. 

“Fuck you two, I want out of this situation yesterday,” Frenchie undermined his vitriol by handing Jim his ten dollars and then vaulting up the stairs. “Hello!” 

“Hey!” That was Pete, Lucius groaned with relief and got to his feet. 

“Hey, your man came through,” Jim said approvingly. 

“Yeah, would’ve been nice if he let me know that,” Lucius checked his still quiet phone. “....my battery died.” 

“How are you so smart and so dumb at the same time?” Jim asked exasperated. 

“It got knocked into the sink last week. Eddy again, actually. Battery hasn’t been right since,” he frowned. “Did I piss her off more than usual recently?” 

“Nah, just distracted about the trip, I bet. She was excited to get away,”Jim reassured him, already packing up the bits of paper. After a pause, Lucius helped them, between of the two of them getting all tucked away just as the door finally yawned open.

“Luc?” 

“Izzy?” Lucius head flew up, then just to Jim. “...hide me.” 

“No. Why?” 

“He’s gonna be annoyed that I didn’t call him.”

“...why didn’t you call him? He’s a great lockpick.” 

“Why didn’t you?” 

“Because you’re both as dumb as each other,” Izzy concluded for them, already at the bottom of the stairs. “You enjoying it down here or can we go? I set off the alarm.” 

“I have the code, it’s okay,” Lucius sighed. “Thanks for coming.”

“Pete was worried you’d all resort to cannibalism before an actual locksmith showed up,” Izzy glanced at Jim. “I wasn’t sure he was most worried about, but I figured it was 50/50.” 

“Could’ve been me!” Frenchie called from the top of the stairs. 

Lucius and Jim exchanged a look, then headed silently back up after him. 

“It could!” Frenchie protested. “I’m the most stringy anyway. Lucius has the most meat.” 

“See, that’s the kind of statement that gets you eaten first,” Lucius said dryly, then beamed at Pete. “Thanks for calling the calvary, babe!” 

“Yeah, of course,” Pete hugged him. “You okay?” 

“He’s a cheating cheater,” Jim informed him. 

“Monopoly,” Lucius explained. 

“Oh yeah, no,” Pete pulled a face. “That’s on our banned games list.” 

“You have a list?” Izzy did something to the lock (it would never really work right again, but Lucius wasn’t going to rat him out when Stede demanded to know who had broken it).  

“Oh yeah,” Frenchie nodded. 

“Wait, you knew he cheated at it?” Jim demanded. 

“He doesn’t cheat! He’s just really good at it and a sore winner.” 

“I can’t help if you suck,” Lucius mimed tossing his hair, before going to disarm the alarm and call the security company. 

“I’m going to lock him back down there,” Jim decided. 

“Not today,” Izzy gave them a look. “I have tickets.” 

“I’ll wait until he least expects it,” they said darkly. Pete and Izzy exchanged a look, then shrugged. Sometimes you had to let people try their luck with Lucius. They even won sometimes. 

“What other games are the list?” Izzy asked. 

“Risk,” Frenchie and Pete said at the same time. 

“Who plays fucking Risk anyway?” 

“How can he good at that when he can’t even learn poker?” 

“Mystery for the ages,” Pete agreed. “I took John’s car over, you want a ride home Frenchie? Jim?” 

“Please,” Frenchie beamed. 

“Yeah, okay.” Jim sighed. “Why am I tired?”

“Stressful stuff,” Pete shrugged. 

“All set!” Lucius chirped from the backdoor. “Iz, are we going?” 

“Yes, pup.” 

Lucius locked up behind them.  Just as he was closing it, his phone jumped back to life with a ring. 

“Possessed battery,” he grumbled and answered. 

“Lucius! The alarm is going off!” Stede cried over the phone. “Can you go down and take a look at it?” 

“Already handled,” he rolled his eyes. “Maybe ask your asshole spouse why they didn’t check no one was home before they locked the door.” 

“You’re on speaker,” Eddy drawled. 

“Good,” Lucius bit back. “What is wrong with you? I told Stede we’d be there.” 

“Oh. I may have forgotten to mention?” Stede was probably grimacing. 

“And what happened to ‘I hear all’?” Lucius pushed on. “I thought you never missed a trick, Eddy?” 

“Dunno,” they said untroubled. “Ooops?” 

The phone disappeared from Lucius’ hand. Jim hit speaker. “Eddy.” 

“Oh no,” Eddy said, suddenly very subdue. 

“Oh yes,” they hissed. 

“I’m sorry?” 

“You will be.”  Jim’s grin was very disconcerting and you could definitely hear it in their voice. “Enjoy your vacation.” 

“My love, what do you think about extending our trip indefinitely?” 

“Sorry, honey, I do actually want to continue living in the city.” 

“....fine.” 

“Bye.” Jim hung up and handed the phone back to Lucius before stalking off down the alley. 

“That was hot!” He yelled after them, then giggled when they flipped him off. 

He felt better already. 

#leda house and the kraken verse #ficlet #jim jimenez #lucius black #frenchie chery

[neo-neos]

Can I give my unfiltered opinion on Till The World Ends?

Yes, because who the fuck is going to tell me I can't (Spoilers)

WARNING: I kinda popped off a little here and there, I do not mean harm... I promise. I just really enjoy putting my thoughts on paper sometimes. <3

I would like to start off with a bit of a disclaimer, I am skipping through like 70% of this show because after watching ep 1 I kinda already lost it but I would like to share my opinion anyway. I in no way am trying to make fun of the show or the actors or anything like that. I am just stating my findings that are based on legit nothing other than my opinion on like the few scenes I have fully watched.

In general

The concept/storyline is actually really cool, I think it's a very interesting idea, and was excited to see how this was going to go.

The biggest issue I have with this show is the acting and I ain't here to shit on actors at all but... Can I just say what I want to say? Golf (Best)... Honey... This ain't it... (Idk if he has roles in other shows that do work better for him..) But to be very honest... Art is carrying this show atm.

I legit would get on my knees and bow down in a worshipping manner to translators. Their work is legit so, so important and they are all literal angels. BUT the translation of this show is so insanely distracting, the mistakes are hard to overlook and often cause some massive confusion for me personally. Again, translators deserve some hella praise but... I tried to ignore it, I really did.

My boy Art cannot catch a break with the crying

What the FUCK is up with the insane amount of awkward/unnecessary dialogue?

And now for something yall DEFINITELY DID NOT ASK FOR, an analysis of the eps that also hold my very unfiltered opinion

Ep 1

The prison scene...

They then talk about food for like 1 minute straight AND THEN HE LITERALLY GOES

AGAIN? -

The rest of ep 1 was fine but my lord that scene took forever and mostly repeated the same thing 3 times.

Ep 2

Not bad, not great.

Ep 3

That opening scene was ehm... a bit ?????

You aight miss thang? - She continued to lay there until like the end of the ep as well... I'm: Concerned.

The comfort talk... Sir mr Golf needs a little lesson on how to comfort people because basically Art is saying: Listen mate, I woke up in your house, you basically kidnapped me, let's forget about the fact that you were the one that knocked me the fuck out in the first place for a minute... But okay. Can you please look at this entire ordeal from my perspective for a HOT SECOND? I just wanna go home mate, I wanna go find my family..

Golf: omg no don't cry bby boy, I'm just worried about u.

??

AND then the scene in the bed was so insanely long and the topics jumped from one thing to another and ??

Ep 4

The breakfast scene felt oddly out of character for the character of Golf, idk how to explain this one to yall sorry.

I am glad AIDS is being talked about.

Ep 5

Gus is cute

2 entire seconds later:

Is this like their thing as brothers? They talk to each other but neither of them listens and then they just... repeat the same question? pls do tell me if that is the actual clue here because, I'm lost.

THEY MADE HIM SING? Bro pls no.

Ep 6

Are you... ???? ARE YOU TWO FOR FUCKING REAL? (sorry this just really got to me..)

Just this, no further comments HAHAHHA

That marriage thing was cute af

Ep 7

THEY DID NOT HAVE TO DO THE DOG LIKE THAT.

Ep 8

This ep holds my favorite meme from this show EVER

BRO SAME HAHAHAHAH - that is a MOOD I have absolutely no idea what was happening throughout the conversation. I know it might be a very interesting, deep and heavy topic I'm pea brain.

NC scene was good

#Till the world ends #Till the world ends the series #thai bl #VERY LONG POST! #I'M SORRY IF THESE ARE LIKE SOME SALTY SALT OPINIONS IM #TRYING #BUT I JUST EHM #YEA

[despairforme]

"Sir? You ordered one strawberry cheesecake with extra strawberry syrup on the side, is that correct?"

It was her first time ever seeing the lanky guest that found himself a seat in the farthest corner of the diner; the way the shadow of that particular space casted upon his sculpted jawline somewhat added a sprinkle of melancholy to the impalpable grimace of his feature. Usually with new customers, the blonde would've reserved them a stool by the counter—but she had not been the front-lady on-duty when he'd arrived, as it had, indeed, only been a couple minutes since she bid her workmate from the previous shift goodbye.

"Someone running late?" she decided to take her shot at a little chit-chat; referring to the vacant spot across of him as dainty hand carefully transferred the aforementioned sweet treat from her tray and onto the table.

((( HERE WE GO TOBY AAAAA I FINALLY GET THE CHANCE TO SEND YOU AN IC ASK HAHAHAHAH )))

He'd never been here before. Nnoitra was a creature of habit, so he mostly went to the same places. He just found that easier. Once he knew a place was nice ( the staff treated him nicely and the food was good ), he'd come back over and over again. He had a couple of diners he liked to go to, a ramen shop, a few cafes and bakeries. Because he went to those places so often, and because he was a very recognizable character, the owners often gave him things that were ' on the house '. He quite enjoyed that. Today, he was breaking out of his habits. Usually, whenever he tried something new, he was in a GOOD mood ( because it took something out of him to try something new ). Today, that was not the case. He was here because he'd been walking for a while. It was something he had found helped his bad mood. Sitting alone at his apartment was the worst thing for his mood. Walking cleared his head and distracted him. On his long walk, he'd gotten hungry. When he got hungry, this had been the closest diner. So yeah - that's the story of how he ended up here.

He gave off a gloomy vibe, and that made him even more intimidating than usual. The chick at the counter had given him a nervous greeting when he walked in. He'd given her a nod, and then he'd headed to the far back. He was not in the mood to have everyone gawk at him, which usually happened whenever he dined in public, and especially at diners where there were children. Kids really HAD to stare at him, huh? He gave his order to the nervous waitress, and then he sat back in the booth, sighing as he looked out the window. It was raining. To complete his mood.

You know what was going to make him feel better? Strawberry cheesecake with extra strawberry syrup. THAT was going to make him feel SO much better! He hoped.

A few minutes passed. Nnoitra had no idea how long it took to prepare food, so he never complained about things taking too long. Eventually, the waitress brought his food over. Actually --- this was a different waitress. Nnoitra noticed right away ( who would not notice those huge tits ) - and also, she didn't appear nervous around him.

❝ Yeah, 'daz right. ❞ Nnoitra answered her question, perking up a bit now that his dessert was within sight. It looked delicious! She put the plate down in front of him, but didn't leave. Instead she was chatting him up. This was a rarity. Generally people ( especially female strangers ) didn't talk to him. He made them nervous and uncomfortable. He looked up at her ( damn, those tits! ). ❝ Ya think it looks like I got a date? ❞ Nnoitra breathed out a not-quite-there laugh. He gestured to his shabby outfit. He definitely didn't look his best today. He'd worn the same hoodie for... Let's not even get into it.

#lieu10nant #[ aaaaaaa THANK YOU FOR SENDING !! ] #[ I'M EXCITED TO INTERACT!! ] #[ also i'm..... sorry about nnoitra xDD ] #despair for me. ╱ in character. #burn the city. ╱ main verse. #talking shit. ╱ answers.

[foreverethereal123]

When you get this you have to answer with 5 things you like about yourself, publicly. Then, send this ask to 10 of your favorite followers (non-negotiable, positivity is cool)

Okay you sent me this like 3 weeks ago hahahahah and I swear, I could NOT come up with 5 things I like about myself lmao! I just couldn’t dkjfkjdhkjdkd probably not a good sign

BUT here it goes...

1) I am hilarious lol! (we talked about the reason why a couple days ago so I’ll leave it at that hahahahahah)

2) I have this constant thirst for knowledge. I have to keep on learning or studying, and it doesn’t matter of the exams are over

3) Someone told me the other day that I am their hype person and I make them really excited about things which I am really beginning to like about myself

4) I love my hyperfixations! They can be distracting and too consuming but I simply love that about myself lol.

5) I make really good instant Ramen noodles. That’s it. That’s my superpower. Sure I’ll die of starvation in an apocalypse because I don’t know how to cook but if you’ve got a cheap ramen...I can make it tasty.

LMAO I’m SURE the answers were not supposed to be this long but 🤷🏻‍♀️ 

These were so much fun to answer even though I was resisting the urge to make it all the things I hate about myself hahahahahha! 

[danganronpasurvivoraskblog]

This ain’t a scene: Part 2.

Oliver! Do you copy?

*Maya speaks into a radio.

Yes, this is Oliver. I copy.

Is everything alright down there? You and Kouji aren’t hurt?

No. No more drones have flown in through the window, but we’re keeping our heads down and out of sight.

We’re fine Maya. Don’t worry. But Kuripa had better take care of those drones quickly, or else we won’t be soon enough.

Alright. Just an FYI, but if one of you gets a moment, you should get in contact with Leona. Tell her and her group that they need to start making their move.

I’ll do that now.

Right. The upload is at 20%, Kuripa should have to hold out for another 5 minutes at least!

You hear that Kuripa!? We got 5 minutes!

Kuripa: No, I didn’t hear that! I don’t have a radio!

Where IS Kuripa right now?

I dunno...But I guess it’s time.

Drone: HALT! FANG INCORPORATED SECURITY! GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS ABOVE YOUR HEADS!

No automated voice is gonna tell ME what to do! ...I think it’s about time.

*Maya, on the roof, holds Kuripa’s phone, plugged into the speaker system of the castle.

Alright...let’s do this...

*Maya presses play.

...

...

...

*The sounds of a wavy guitar riff start to rise.

...!

...!

...Oh, he’s not serious...!

Yes...he’s fucking serious...!

*BOOM!*

I AM AN ARMS DEALER! FITTING YOU WITH WEAPONS IN THE FORM OF WORDS!

Drone: HALT! FANG INCORPORATED SECURITY! GET ON THE GROUND WITH YOUR HANDS-

*SMASH!*

*Kuripa makes a dramatic entrance onto the building roof as the song starts to play. A drone flies very close to him, but he smashes through it with his sword. He starts to dance to the song.

AND DON’T REALLY CARE WHICH SIDE WINS! AS LONG AS THE ROOM KEEP SINGING THAT’S JUST THE BUSINESS I’M IN!

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE!

Drone: ENGAGE!

They’re coming!

HYRRAGH!

I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE!

Yeah yeah yeah!

OH SO INTRICATE!

WOWOWO!

*The drones advance, fly towards and shoot at Kuripa. He dodges out of the way of fire, bopping his head and moving to the beat of the song. Maya also starts headbanging.

I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE! OH SO INTRICATE!

Yeah!

30% finished guys!

*Oliver and Kouji also start jamming out as the upload continues.

♪ Yaow! Doot-doot-doot-doot-doodoo-doot! ♪

I WROTE THE GOSPEL ON GIVING UP! (You look pretty sinking!)

*BOOM!*

BUT THE REAL BOMBSHELLS HAVE ALREADY SUNK! (prima donnas of the gutter)

*SMASH!* *BASH!*

AT NIGHT WE’RE PAINTING YOUR TRASH GOLD!

*WHAM!*

WHILE YOU SLEEP

*KER-SMASH!*

CRASHING NOT LIKE HIPS OR CARS NO, MORE LIKE P-P-P-PARTIES

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE!

♪ This ain’t a scene, yeah it’s a GODDAMN FUCKIN’ ARMS RACE! ♪

BANDWAGONS FULL, PLEASE, CATCH ANOTHER!

Civilian 1: What’s going on!?

Civilian 2: I don’t know! Someone seems to be throwing a party on top of the Smithsonian Castle! Good music though.

Civilian 3: How come the police aren’t doing anything!?

HAHAHAHAH!

I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE! OH SO INTRICATE!

50%!

I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE! OH SO INTRICATE! I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE! OH SO INTRICAAAAAAAAAAATE!

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH!

*Kuripa continues to headbang as he goes crashing and smashing through the drones, all of them continuing to fire upon up.

Man...He wasn’t kidding...He’s really got this...

I mean...is he on some kinda meds? Is he like...genetically modified or something?

Questions for another time guys, we’ve got 2 minutes left.

♪ WHOAH WHOAH HO OH HO! ♪

Yeah! Keep at it Kuripa! We got 2 more minutes!

Drone: TARGETING! TARGETING! ATTACK!

!!!??

Huh!?

MAAYAAA!

*KER-BLAST!*

UUUAGH!

!!!??

*While Kuripa’s dancing and fighting distract her, a drone flies up behind Maya and targets her. Kuripa notices, and fortunately, he dives and tackles Maya out of the way. Unfortunately, he takes a shotgun blast to the back.

KURIPA!

...

Maya! What happened!?

Kuripa’s down! He just took some bullets!

Crap! That’s not good, the uploads not finished yet!

Kouji! Get up here! We need medic!

No! No...Don’t...! There’s no time.

Drone: TARGETING! TARGETING! 

Help...ngh...help me up...

Are you fucking crazy, you can’t keep fighting like that!

Yes, I damn well can! Don’t worry! I’m double ‘ard!

I’m not stopping until every last one of these fuckers is out for the count. And for gods sake...Don’t...stop...the music...!

Kuripa, come on!

*Kuripa clambers to his feet, and limps towards the army of drones that surround.

...

*He breathes in and stands up straight, bleeding heavily.

All the boys who the dance floor didn't love...

!!?

And all the girls whose lips couldn't move fast enough...!

Sing...until your lungs give out!

THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE!

Now you!

???: ♪ This ain’t a scene, it’s a God Damn Arms Race! ♪

Huh!?

*Maya suddenly hears the noise of the civilians getting into it below.

Wear out the fucking groove!

Civilians and song: ♪ This ain’t a scene, it’s a God Damn Arms Race! ♪

SING OUT LOUD!

Civilians and song: ♪ This ain’t a scene, it’s a God Damn Arms Race! ♪

♪ THIS AIN’T A SCENE, IT’S A GOD DAMN ARMS RACE! ♪

Drones: TARGETING...KILL!

HUYRRAAAAAAAAAAAAGGH!

I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE!

DIE DIE DIIIE!

OH SO INTRICATE!

(Was he doing this for his own little bit of fun? Or was he playing the song for the people below?)

(Maybe he was just trying to cover the gunfire...no, that still draws attention to us...Or...was he trying to rile them up?)

HAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAH!

...I’ll never understand you Kuripa...I don’t think anyone could.

I’M A LEADING MAN! AND THE LIES I WEAVE ARE OH SO INTRICATE! OH SO INTRICAAAAAAAAAATE!

YEAH!

*Kuripa does a final guitar riff with his sword as the song ends. The drones around him remain battered, broken and torn to pieces. True to his word, none of them are left flying.

Civilians: WOOOOOH!

*The civilians cheer the song from below. Recognizing the danger has passed, Maya rushes down to join him.

Kuripa, that was amazing! You crazy son of a bitch!

You know how people will put on upbeat pop and rock songs while they’re jogging or working out to motivate themselves? It works all too well for me.

The upload is 90% finished. Provided no more drones come flying in, we’re in the clear.

Oh, good. In that case, I’ve got a favor to ask.

What’s up?

This is a pain in the ass, but...do you think you could carry me back to the café?

Because...I’ve lost a lot of-

*WHAM!*

KURIPA!?

*Before he can finish his sentence, Kuripa collapses face first onto the ground.

KOUJI!

I’m on my way!

#danganronpa survivor #danganronpa #hyper danganronpa h2o #hdrh2o #oc #kuripa kurafto #maya canzanilla #kouji ito #oliver feng #into the ocean arc

[leejihoonownsmyheart]

im just starting this off by saying i can't believe i mispelled 'sight' as 'site' in the last ask holy shit thats so embarassing :(

ALSO 🤤 ANON. ILY. IM SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN RESPONDING TO MESSAGES BUT YOU HOLD A VERY SPECIAL PLACE IN MY TUMBLR (along with brie, duh....)

YES FINALLY SOMEONE THAT DOESN'T LIKE ONE PIECE. it's one piece this, one piece that, like what about yall make sure your sanity is actually in one piece 😒

im glad yall worked it out!! brie ftw <3

THEY'VE BEEN ADVERTISING A DATING APP??? WHAT IN THE WORLD I HAD NO CLUE THIS WAS GOING ON...to be fair tho isn't every dating app sorta kinda the same anyways 😭 (if anyone here wants to know shaky anon's results here they are ... http://bdsmtest.org/r/5bFPyXTs)

YES!! BEING VAIN IS A-OKAY (thank you, i tried my best)

IDK?? WHY DID MY PROFS DO THAT TO ME???? IDK IF I GOT A GOOD GRADE BECAUSE THEY STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED.... FINGERS CROSSED IG

brie it's alright if you don't have snippets HAHAHAHAH maybe instead of snippets you could do like 'projected release dates'.... BUT IN ALL HONESTY ITS REALLY GRATIFYING TO SEE FIC SNIPPETS BASED ON MY ASK IDEAS 😭😭😭 WHEN I THINK OF MORE ILL TELL YOU BUT THANK YOU FOR CONSIDERING AND LISTENING TO MY IDEAS????

hunger games back to doctor who and percy jackson is actually so real.... DID YOU BINGE ALL OF IT???

ngl... i just talked to my situationship (i hate that word but thats literally what it is to me) and chill with family HAHAHAHAH (and i finished bloodhounds but that was always gonna happen)

-UR BIGGEST LOVER FAN, 🫨 ANON

I’m not even lying i did not even notice so don’t stress too much !!

YEAH. ALONG WITH BRIE. Y’ALL ARE SUPER LUCKY YOU’RE GOOD AT REMEMBERING TO INCLUDE ME IN THESE DECLARATIONS OF PLATONIC AFFECTION FOR ONE ANOTHER

NO FR ONE PIECE FANS ARE LITERALLY SO OBSESSED WITH ONE PIECE IT’S SCARY THATS TOO MANY EGGS IN ONE BASKET THATS TOO MUCH MILK

Actually no one can ever escape me if you stop sending asks I’ll show up at your front door (…./j)

AH IM SORRY IM CRY LAUGHING AT YOUR TOP THREE A SUBMISSIVE DEGRADEE BRAT 😃 YOURE SO REAL NUMBER ONE SHAKY ANON

AND NO EVERY DATING APP IS NOT THE SAME THE BDSM TEST ONE WOULD BE DIFFERENT AND ALSO HINGE IS THE PERFECT COMEDY APP. HINGE IS FOR FUN MEANINGFUL CONNECTIONS. TINDER PROFILES AEE BORING TINDER IS BORING.

FINGERS ARE VERY CROSSED 🤞🏾

PROJECT RELEASE DATES WOULD BE SO STRESSFUL WDYM I WOULD HAVE TO SET MY OWN DEADLINES IF I TOLD Y’ALL ALL THE DEADLINES I GAVE MYSELF ID BE FUCKED I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE POSTED SOMETHING FOR THE NEW YEAR AND BRIE DOESNT EVEN REMEMBER WHAT THAT FIC WAS GONNA BE i think maybe i thought i would finish the jihoon fic by then??? I don’t know why cause it’s such a huge project for the five people who will read it

DID I BINGE ALL OF WHAT I DONT REMEMBER I BINGED EVERY HUNGER GAMES THING AND I REREAD PERCY UP TO THE TITANS CURSE (i got distracted) AND THEN I LIKE WATCHED OLD WHO ON THE TV EVERYDAY JUST WHATEVERS PLAYING ON PLUTO TV

BOO DROP YOUR SITUATIONSHIP UNLESS HE’S GONNA FUCK YOU LIKE THE SUBMISSIVE DEGRADEE BRAT YOU ARE AND FUCK YOUR SITUATIONSHIP IF HE DOESN’T GET YOU OUT OF THE SITUATION AND PUT YOU IN RELATION

#BIGGEST LOVER?!?! #IM YOUR BUGGEST LOVER?!? #I love YEW #b: 🫨 anon

[yayasblushblog]

20th July 2023

Amsterdam trip, 2019

henlo so today, i did my visa application, and now im just waiting for the dorms, flight tickets (soon to be booked bcs nanti lama lama mahal TvT), and the visa. It takes 4-7 weeks to get the visa done, and i hope everything goes well (inshaAllah).

SO, just now i saw syabell posted her CAS concert pics dengan hanis & jo. Tiba-tiba idk i tergerak hati to stalk her highlights.

Then i saw her paris, amsterdam and germany highlights.

Her Paris’s and Amsterdam’s highlights were cute and i laughed so much bcs it was so funny. (and nerve-wrecking bcs there’s this one pic, me & sara were literally on the floor, waiting for our results. PAT. Sara did well for her Science (i think) , but i didn’t. It was Chemistry and I got a near-miss B. Still remember how it felt going on that trip, i meant THAT day of the trip in Paris. Felt so guilty to my parents bcs i didn’t give them an A.

Germany highlights.

idk what i feel. or felt. i closed syabell’s instagram already. well, not quite. im still on her germany highlights. I saw her tagging ‘Frankfurt am Main’ as the location on her solo pic. It was her picture at the bridge where people just buy like heart-shaped locks, write wishes and lock them on the bridge. even got some murals on the bridge too (i didn’t think that the bridge was cool or anything, so..yeah). I remember going up there with ecah and we took pics together. super silly poses, but at the time we thought that the picture looked cool & instagram worthy. hahahahah ecah still uses the picture to make greeting cards to wish me luck or whatsoever. raya cards too :)

That’s.. not my main point anyways hahahhahaha i get distracted so easily lorr.

ok back to what i was abt to say.

idk what i feel rn. Masa dekat frankfurt tu, i really didn’t have any thoughts about continuing my studies in germany. ever. not even a single tiny thought, not even a dust particle. Now, in 2 months span (exactly 2 months, 20th sept), i’ll be in Frankfurt again. It’s just now, im not going with my girls, im going with my parents, whom i appreciate so much for all that they’ve done for me. fundings on my gorg clothes, essentials, non-essentials. everything. they gave me everything i wanted. i love them very much, so much.

Now that i look at the pictures again, my heart did..a somersault? is it okay to call it that way?

in case ure wondering, no, bukan feeling jatuh cinta ke apa. dia rasa macam, nervous, anxious. bcs it’s scary how i had no thoughts AT ALL about going back to germany. My heart & head were full with US and UK je. No other countries.

im going back, it’s cool though. Indeed, Allah S.W.T. is the best planner. Can’t wait. gila gila punya can’t wait and i can’t wait to learn things again, being in a proper class, and not just learning language..lol

all im trying to say is, i miss my friends. all of a sudden??? if i didn’t really make it clear (which i didn’t hahahah i just expressed how im anxious to be back there, in frankfurt), i really do miss my friends! tons.

and im not going to be there with them, im going to be there alone.

I mean.. look at me. Like in the picture. Do yall see how happy i am? How my smile is like..from ear to another? Well, i was madly in love too at that time, nevertheless, just wanted to say that i had such great companies at the time.

that’s what i worry the most. what if i cant find the friends that are like them?? can i cope tho??

hoping for the best. im just hoping for the best.

toodles

xx yaya

[majoringinsarcasm]

He’s gonna be rude about the gift, about Penny’s sword, and Ruby is gonna be pissed isn’t she? Guess this has become a running commentary fjdjdndnd

HE KICKED IT?!?!?! BITCH???? RUBY BOUT TO THROW HANDS WITH A TEN YEAE OLD AND SHES JUSTIFIED

THEY WERE EXECUTED??? BRUH

ITS THE SHOT FROM THE FIRST TEASER WAAAAHHH

So it’s like a combination of Chess, bc of the term Pawn, and checkers, bc of the movement? I know you take pieces in each game but I’m less familiar with how chess works

Also those poor white and gold ones look so battered they look like little salt shakers 🥺

Something something Ruby is once again tasked with leading her team to not just victory but also safety only now they are Her Pawns. My girl is not catching a break anytime soon is she?

Little. I love Little so much.

YANG GIRL FRJDBJDJDNDJD HES ALREADY DOWN

AHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS SUCH A DEEP BLUSH OH MY GOD SHES SO RED HAVE WE SEEN A BLUSH THAT DEEP BEFORE

The white team has been beaten down not just in skill but also in team moral. It looks like they aren’t patched up after the games or replaced which is why they’re so dirty and broken. They’re used to losing so they want to get it over with. But team rwby being so confident in themselves and Ruby’s leadership in this moment make the pawns believe in her too and that’s what’s giving them the guts to fight back with their full power again.

Pardon me as I weep

…… so I’m gonna guess that some humans before them killed the red king and also like fucked shit up in the Ever After. But I’m not sure if it’s Neo and Jaune or other humans.

AHHHHHH TINY BUMBLEBY WRECKING BALL MOVE HAHAHAHAH

Also yes I loved this OST in the trailer it’s so fun

WAIT LYRICS AHHHHHH CRUNCHYROLL WHERE ARE THE FUCKING SUBTITLES ok wait so. They are selected. But for whatever reason the only ones that aren’t working are English the ones for other languages seem to be working so. MAYBE MEXT WEEK the English ones will work? Has this been a problem for English dubs on CR before I’m so confused

Also even tho they are tiny rn how helpless must Ruby feel without having her weapon. She can’t catch a break even in the tiny-verse I’m

Blake running to help Yang and getting punched back I’m gonna scream. If anyone says “she’s too focused on her it’s why she got hurt” but still calls Bees queerbait I’m gonna block them so hard their internet crashes

IIM CRYING ITS THE GAMBLE SHROUD SLINGSHOT HOLD THING THAT THEY DID IN V1 WHICH I THINK THOSE TWO EPISODES WERE CALLED PLAYERS AND PIECES IM GONNA SCREAM

THEY ALMOST FELL TO THEIR DEATHS WHAT THE HELL

Sorry the cat is very distracting but it sounds like. We gotta make a change bc it’s time for a change

LMAFOOOOOO NOT CURIOUS CAT WHO LOVED TO ASK QUESTIONS

RUBES 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I think that’s the first time we’ve ever heard a nickname for any of them aside from Klein calling Weiss his little snowflake 🥺🥺🥺🥺

Hi Neo

So. My question is. Did she fall WAAAAY after the others, or did she fall at the same time and we are seeing like a flashback?

WHERE IS MY BOY JAUNE

Uhhhhh is she doing this on purpose or is her semblance going haywire?? She looks a little surprised

Anyway that fucking ruled it’s stupid how good this volume is it was 100% worth the wait we have Neo now all I personally need is MY BOY JAUNE WHERE IS HE IS HE LOST FOREVER LIKE CRESCENT ROSE

#rwby 9 spoilers #rwby liveblog #oh my god that was so good I want them to get approved for v10 and I want them to take as much time as they need #so the rest of the series can look and feel like this oh my god I could cry with how good this episode was

[mountymase]

I'm trying to make lunch and I nearly messed it up bc I got distracted bc of your post 😭😭😭

Hahahahah!!! I hope you don’t expect me to apologise??