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cowgirlcherrie · 8 months

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☆ WISHFUL THINKING. loser! sbf! ellie williams headcanons

♪ 𝐧𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐲𝐢𝐧𝐠…wishful thinking by benee

a/n: here are just some quick head-canons of loser ellie, ellie is best friends with the readers sister, basically like bbf! ellie but girls girl coded dynamic.

warnings/content: 18+ MDNI. a nsfw section. breeding kink. switch!ellie. kissing. petname usage. ellie is so loser…LOL but it intertwines with canon ellie. cursing. dirty talking. finger sucking. edging. mostly toothrotting fluff for the first section

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౨ৎ loser! Ellie owns an obscure amount of graphic tees with silly slogans on them:

“I ♡ HOT MOMS” or “I ♡ MILFS” or “BIG DICK IS BACK IN TOWN”

** I can’t find the post but one of my mutuals had an exact post of how she would dress…adam sandler core fr

When she gets complimented on them, she does not know how to take a compliment. When you found one of the slogans funny, your hands delicately intertwined with the fabric of her shirt as you tugged the fabric — with your phone hovering over the bolded text to take a picture – Ellie was sweating bullets beneath your touch.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie dismissed you the first time that the two of you met; she moved like a shadow whenever you were around; if you were talking in the kitchen, she would completely walk out of the room and just avoid the area. At first, you thought Ellie stopped coming around and being friends with your sister until you actively caught her turning on her heels and just heads in another direction.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie goes to your college and is a year above you but you didn’t know she was going to JSU (Jackson state university) because you thought she was planning on community, so it was a shocker to see her around campus because she actually would say hi to you or sit and chat if she wasn’t with Dina or Jesse.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie is obsessed with Jurassic Park and owns all of the DVD collections. She even has posters up on the wall that is stills from the movie and ones she was able to find with a deep dive online *cough* Reddit *cough* Facebook marketplace *cough*

Frequently she tried to get your sister into it who gets sick of her asking– but kept on nagging at Ellie to ask you instead, and with many dab pen hits and a quick pep talk in the bathroom, Ellie built up enough courage to ask you to watch it with her.

The two of you bonded over having crushes on Ellie Sattler which was the first time that Ellie realized that you liked girls and she might have a shot with you.

“It’s even better to watch when you’re high because the dinosaurs are all like-…woahh”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie enjoys it’s always sunny in Philadelphia and parks and recreation, and would definitely enjoy emergency intercom or just podcast-y youtube channels

౨ৎ loser! Ellie sucks at eye contact, whenever you start talking to her she rubs at the back of her neck, and looks at her feet, twirling the necklace that’s tucked closely to her skin and her shirt. She just doesn’t stop fidgeting. Her face gets all red but she plays it off that Joel kept on turning the heater on when there was no need for it.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie wears flat-brim vintage hats, especially some with corduroy fabric, and apart from her standard arm tattoo gets silly patchwork ones, like one of a drawing she did for Joel. Has a lot of rings and especially enjoys the spinny ones.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who collects Savage Starlight comics, as always, is surprised when you tell her you found some copies in the bookstore that was actually going to get thrown away but you bargained with the owner to buy the barrel of the books because you knew she would like to have them. She gets all flustered when she realizes that you were thinking of her and it brings the craziest smile to her fast that you took enough time to remember such minuscule detail about her.

“Do you– uh- do you want me to pay you back?”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie wakes up late all the time when she sleeps over at your house like I’m talking 11-12:30 pm and will walk around the house with messy hair, a large t-shirt and boxers, and dry drool patch on her mouth and down her cheek until she realizes she had been watched for the past few minutes by you who was scared shitless because you didn’t even she spent the night.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie in traditional Ellie fashion uses cursing as a coping mechanism when she gets nervous and doesn’t know what to say:

“I don’t fuckin’ know ask your sister”

“That’s fuckin cute… I guess”

“Oh – Fuck you!”

౨ৎ when your sister started this thing every two weeks where there is a girl’s night, she’d invite Ellie over for a sleepover and the sleepless night would be full of gossip, painting each other’s nails, drinking cheap wine that Ellie got from the gas station down the way — primarily a self-care night, it takes a lot of convincing to get Ellie to join in but once she does, she regrets it slightly. However, she tolerates it because she can use it as an excuse just to see you and learn about what is up with your life or if you started seeing anyone.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who bitches and cries when she has a facemask on, and is hissing and spewing curses under her breath every few minutes, with a fluffy headband on that is pushing her auburn hair back, begging you to take it off; meanwhile, you are applying a clear coat on her nails because she would complain about any other color but she keeps tensing up.

“Ow! What the fuck is in this…it hurts, take it off! Take it off!”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie when the summertime rolled around, meant she would be spending way more time with you and your sister – eventually, your sister goes to the locksmith and get Ellie her own key. Ellie will be indulging in pool days with you which is a recipe for disaster

She is tripping all over the place, and terribly applied sunscreen on her face which cast a slight ghostly white cast on her face, adding to how stunned she was to see you in a swimsuit, but she couldn’t look away and caught herself wandering her eyes to places she probably shouldn’t have.

Underwater kiss! Underwater kiss!

But she tries to play it off and acts like it never even happened the next day. But when Ellie closed her eyes all she could feel was your wet lips on hers, as the two of you were grabbing at each other and the way for a second time slowed down and all she could feel was the movement of the water and your hands on her skin.

When she applied sunscreen wrong and asks you to fix it for her, gets so embarrassed as you rub your hands over her face to moisturize the sunscreen into her face, but every time she opens her eyes she just sees the view of your boobs in the bikini you are wearing and just squeezes her eyes shut. Visibly pretends to bite her fist when you’re done

౨ৎ loser! Ellie 100% asking strangers on Reddit how to confess for you with crazy ass headlines,

F(22) IN LOVE WITH MY BEST FRIEND'S SISTER F(21) ADVICE? If a girl’s arm lingers on you for too long does it mean she likes you? (F) Good pick-up lines that aren’t cringy for gays only…please How much does astrology and birth chart compatibility really matter?

౨ৎ loser! Ellie splits her sandwiches with you and gives you a jacket when you are cold because even though she asks you a million times and you said no each time she asked. She still brings a jacket just for you — and how she would scold you for not bringing one. (all out of love though)

“You fucker! I knew you would be cold, see this is why I said to bring a jacket”

Pretends to be angry but really she was waiting for this moment.

Eventually, you build a collection, having 3 of Ellie’s jackets in your room, which was Ellie’s subtle excuse to be able to talk to you.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie doesn’t hesitate to pick you up from an on-campus party, and her heart shatters when you are crying because you had a shitty night and you don’t want her to tell your sister. Takes you to whatever fast food is open at that hour even if that means she’d have to drive 30 minutes extra just to make you smile.

“Shh…sweetheart terrible nights happen it’s okay”

“Are you hungry?…cuz’ like I’m fuckin hungry” Ellie whispers amidst a thick awkward silence, mentally cringing and wanting to bang her head on the steering wheel as she grips the wheel until her knuckles turn white.

Suddenly becomes good with comforting people when it comes to you, but anyone else – the spinny wheel of death appears above her head as she struggles to formulate a good sentence.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who hates when you bring up anyone you start talking to or that you are going out with, will sit there with her fist tight and jaw clenched whispering to you:

“There are people who can treat you way better”

And by people she really means herself.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie who set off the fire alarm once by accident because she was hotboxing in her room with Jesse and Dina and almost got a dean’s office summons and tried to blame it on the neighbors next door.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie when Ellie tells your sister that she likes you, your sister makes the most disgusted face at her, but becomes Ellie’s wing-woman and kinda tells Ellie all of your likes and dislikes, which Ellie has a whole page in her journal with facts about you.

“can I have your blessing to uh…date your um, fuck sorry your sister?”

“ellie please shut up I’m gonna throw up”

౨ৎ loser! Ellie has pictures of michael cera as her icons on every form of social media.

౨ৎ loser! Ellie gets flustered easily over indirect kisses, like sharing food or sharing drinks, and suddenly she becomes so hyperaware.

nsfw 𖦹⋆彡🫧꩜♪⋆

౨ৎ When Ellie started having more than just friendly feelings for you…her whole demeanor changed, the tension was so thick it could cut with a sharp knife. Subtle touches suddenly had more meaning and her body felt like someone lit a match with gasoline dripping from her body and set her aflame.

౨ৎ after an accidental confession that leads to the two of you dating, lewd thoughts from the shadow of her brain came after and she couldn’t control it — initially was too embarrassed to tell you and had nights where she would just walk to the bathroom and try her best to get off in the shower but it only got her so far before it wasn’t helping or doing enough and at this point she needed to actually touch you

౨ৎ That time she slept over and was sleeping on your couch, hoodie on her body with the hood up covering her face, blankets falling off of her body giving a full view of her sleep boxer shorts. When you walked by to go grab a drink of water around 3 am you could hear her moaning your name in your sleep.

౨ৎ is one of those people who seem bashful, sparky, and innocent throughout the day but in the sheets is the biggest freak ever, she becomes another level of unholy.

౨ৎ a breeding kink! Definitely owns one of the squirting dildos because she loves to watch the way liquids drip out of you when she’s done, will sit back pulling at your folds with her fingers with the shit-eating grin on her face that reads I did that

“Look at you~” “all fucked out for me” Ellie speaks coly and in between breaths as her head reaches down to put kisses all over your face.

౨ৎ Ellie likes to see how much she can get away with, smacks your ass, pulls you back by your belt loop, sticks her hand way too far up your thigh, moans high pitched in your ear during public settings

౨ৎ falls asleep with her hand on your boobs, god forbid she’s having a nightmare, she starts squeezing them in the midst of it.

౨ৎ makes dick jokes talking about some:

“My pullout game is not weak thank you very much, if that was the case we would have had a lot of children already”

When listening to rap music that goes into heavy description about fucking humps the air sometimes to the lyrics...not elaborating she's hella immature LOL

౨ৎ The minute the two of you go out and one of your friends says how she is a simp and how you have all the control in the situation, Ellie will make sure you know that she indefinitely has the upper hand. It’s like a switch flips in her head she gets so ruthless and so mean, she doesn’t want you to forget it either and fucks you until you can’t think

You will be moaning and clawing at her back as she pounds in a rhythmic motion in and out of you, her mouth would get so filthy, smirking as her fingers rub over your lips as she slips her thumb in for you to suck,

“but …do your friends know that you cry like this under me? that you look so pathetic under me?”

“Who’s in charge again cuz’ I fuckin’ know it’s not you”

“Are you cumming? Oh no you don’t…let me see you” “What if I just stopped right now?”

Likes to edge you, no doubt.

౨ৎ a switch likes to be topped or touched but also likes to be the top

౨ৎ whimpers whenever you touch her like a puppy, her eyes get glassy and her face gets red as she lets out low mewls of your name, and suddenly it’s like you’re an angel hovering over her and your touch is an addictive drug that she never wants to stop having.

౨ৎ Overall just the best girlfriend ever, with a combination of silliness and fun in one, a big ol’ dork that is really just obsessed with you.

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littleoddwriter · 3 years

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What if reader is supposed to be wearing glasses all the time so there eyesight does not get worse but does not because they don’t like how they look (non binary please) chromskull, Lester

Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull & Lester Sinclair (separate) x GenderNeutral!Reader, who refuses to wear their glasses | Headcanons

Delightful request, thank you! I hope you like what I've done with it. :) [If anyone has any requests, I’d be happy to receive them! Please read my Pinned Post BEFORE you do, though. Thank you!]

notes; Non-Binary/GenderNeutral!Reader; Domestic Fluff; Determined and Persistent BFs, who only want what's best for Reader; Glasses; Poor Eyesight; Self-Esteem Issues.

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Jesse Cromeans/Chromeskull

He really cares about you and often just wordlessly pushes the glasses in your hands with a pointed look and keeps staring at you intently until you’ve put them on

If you don’t do it yourself, he will (no, really, he’ll just put the glasses on your nose, like it’s his job)

Of course he understands that you don’t like the way you look with them, which is exactly why he keeps showering you in signed and typed out compliments, such as kisses and bright, proud smiles when you do wear them

He just wants what is best for you and you know that, so eventually you get used to wearing your glasses after all, despite not particularly liking them, but you hate the way he looks at you when you don’t, so it feels like a smaller sacrifice, then

One day, when your eyesight does get a little worse anyway and you have to get new glasses, he comes with you and lets you choose a frame that you actually feel comfortable in, no matter the price – he pays for it, he has the money

Thus, you actually wear your glasses like you’re supposed to and his proud smile makes pleasant shivers run down your spine every time

Lester Sinclair

He doesn’t really get why you don’t like the way your glasses make you look – to him they only round out your entire look and make you even more beautiful than you are, plus, they’re really cute to him

Naturally, he keeps asking you ‘why’ until you reach a breaking point that ends with you gushing about just how much you hate it all; and it hurts him, it breaks his heart to see you like that

He doesn’t let it deter him, though, when he goes to gently put the glasses on your nose with a soft smile on his lips, as he says, “Whatever you think about yourself and what you see in the mirror is not what it is for me. You couldn’t possibly look more stunning to me.” – It sweeps you right off your feet

Gradually, his persistent, earnest compliments wear you down and you feel a little more comfortable wearing your glasses and thus you actually keep them on like you’re supposed to

Sometimes, he’ll come home with little finds and flowers he’s found while cleaning up road kills and after cleaning them up, he makes little pieces out of it all for you to accessorize your glasses with

It’s the sweetest thing anyone’s ever done for you and over time you come to not mind your glasses at all anymore, all thanks to Lester

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btwrites-overwatch · 6 years

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Do you have more headcannons for high boom?

sure do darlin

i would say how i think they got together, but i have so many ideas for that i don’t know where to begin. my post on how high boom could work in canon highlights some of those, but i don’t know which one to really stick to for an “official headcanon.” hopefully blizzard will reveal more of how the junkers are linked to overwatch to make this easier on me lmao. for now, i’ll base it on The Obvious One – them both joining the reformed overwatch

one thing that would stay constant, however, is that roadhog didn’t trust jesse at first. people aren’t usually nice to the two unless they want something, especially if they know about their treasure – he was sure jesse was going to use jamie and then toss him away. that hasn’t happened, though, and now roadhog finds himself somewhat liking the cowboy

jamie has a thing for complimenting jesse. some could call it a body worship kink (and, admittedly, it is), but he just has a lot of love to give his bf, yknow?

when target practicing, jesse laughs at jamie’s terrible aim, but he’s gotten better with time and jesse’s help

neither of them are great cooks, but at least jesse doesn’t char everything like jamie does. the boy could burn water. thankfully, they usually don’t have to cook for themselves

on the other hand, jesse can bake. ironic since he’s not too into desserts. whenever he gets the chance to do it, he’ll give jamie (most of) his finished product

they like to fluster each other in public as a sort of competition. jamie’s usually worse about blushing since his complexion is lighter, but jesse can end up a stuttering, mumbling mess if jamie plays his cards right

in speaking of cards, they play poker every free friday they have together, along with roadhog and other members, if possible. ironically, jesse’s not good at whatsoever, while jamie’s almost always the winner. jesse blames it on his bad luck

they have plans to get matching tattoos sometime

jamie found out not too long ago he can actually lift jesse. now he does it as much as possible (even though he nearly throws his back out every time)

jesse has a thing for jamie’s sharp teeth. no one knows why, nor do they ask

jamie likes playing with jesse’s hair, since his own is so…like that. he’s not a hairstylist by any stretch of the imagination, but it’s fun and keeps him busy and puts him to sleep at night

jesse always suggests ways to improve jamie’s prosthetic arm, to make it more functional, and jamie usually takes the ideas – but must implement them himself. he refuses to have other people like torb or brigitte touch it. jesse hasn’t even scratched the surface of improvements for the junker’s leg – mainly because jamie’s too stubborn to change anything

jamie teases him with the fact he’s taller, all the time. jesse thought he would’ve grown out of it by now. he wishes he would’ve grown out of it by now.

when they haven’t seen each other for a long time, jamie will slam into jesse full-force and smother him with affection. jesse’s still not used to it, but reciprocates anyway

jesse’s serape? more like jamie’s. he steals it all the time

jesse’s hat? more like jamie’s. he also steals that all the time

jesse’s belt? more like jamie’s (if he can get it off). he (tries to) steal it all the time

jesse usually doesn’t need a blanket when he sleeps with jamie because the kid’s so warm. must be the radiation.

jamie wants to get married. jesse’s still on the fence

#man all this high boom...im Alive #high boom #overwatch #jesse mccree #jamison fawkes #headcanons

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mcreyes · 7 years

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hey dont u love how that shitty abusive fanon gabriel has been annihilated and 'abusive' mcreyes has finally gone down in flames cause gabriel is a good man cause same

*SLIDES INTO YOUR HOUSE IN MY SOCKS* LISTEN UP MOTHERFUCKERS TIME FOR SOME RACISM DISCUSSION

First of all I’m gonna just go ahead and be blunt: whoever came up with this headcanon in the first place is a racist motherfucker who doesn’t believe men of color can be anything except sorry assholes and bad fathers. So fuck you. Jackass.

You really gotta think about this shit very carefully. Why is Gabe the only male this fandom depicts as abusive? Because Lucio, the darkest, is a fucking ray of sunshine and a literal angel sent by God, and he’s young, so he didn’t make the cut. Your next option? Gabriel Reyes. Depicted as a terrorist, The Bad Guy, arch rival of The Blond Haired Blue Eyed White Savior Jack Morrison? Perfect candidate! Couple that with your power imbalance and a once thought young McCree, also implied to be Latino? DING DING DING holy shit guys we got a motherfuckin winner.

Now this is what truly baffles me about people who are anti-mcreyes: Their excuse for not shipping it was often that Gabriel was abusive to McCree, and THEN they went on to depict him as McCree’s mother fuckin father. Holy fuck. HOLY FUCK YOU GUYS. Goddamn. Listen. No really, c’mere. Closer. DID YOU FUCKING KNOW DADS CAN BE ABUSIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit my dudes I am still so baffled by this. Anti-McReyes people (and I mean Antis™, not people who just don’t find mcreyes to their tastes, that’s fine and lovely y’all do you) LOVE to say “YOU CAN’T DO THIS BECAUSE GABRIEL IS MCCREE’S DAD” and “GABRIEL IS AN ABUSIVE LOVER” in the same fucking sentence. Fuck you. Listen. You wanna talk power imbalance? Make McCree SUPER YOUNG I mean. Obviously he remains 17 during the ENTIRETY of the time he was in Blackwatch right (I'm still laughing jfc). Then! Make Gabe his dad. You know the weird thing about dads is that They Have Authority Over Their Children? So now as both his boss and his dad Gabe has Double Authority. Fuck you guys, sure would suck if McCree was in that situation with an Abusive Man, huh?

I’ll tell you what, I love my dad to pieces, but I would NOT want him to be my boss. Goddamn. The man tells me stories from work all the time and they’re funny as fuck but they also let me know that he is the boss from absolute hell. I do not want my dad as my boss. I would die. So it absolutely baffles me that people will depict Gabriel as abusive and then make him both Jesse’s boss AND his dad all in one fell swoop. This is so baffling to me. Do they hate Jesse McCree. Is that it.

SO ANYWAY this bullshit really started to crash with the Halloween comic, praise be to Blizzard, because OH. Gabe sews. He smiles real soft. He plays pranks. He appears a little shy when complimented. Huh. So you mean he ISN’T Hollywood’s favorite kind of Latino (drug dealers, mob bosses, pimps, etc)? Ah. Well that poses a problem for this headcanon now doesn’t it? It’s awful hard to depict a guy as abusive when HE’S SUPER FUCKING CUTE HUH.

Now don’t get me wrong real life abusers can ABSOLUTELY present themselves as nice and loving and then be capital A Assholes behind closed doors. Please for fuck’s sake don’t ever use “oh but they’re so nice!!” as a reason to not believe an abuse victim. BUT! This is a videogame narrative. Blizzard can’t do the same complex stuff that you’d see in a novel, not really. They have very limited space to show us key things, so for them to show us Gabe being funny, friendly, and even bashful in the Halloween comic says a lot. They had only a few panels to depict him in, and he presented as Super Fucking Adorable.

YOUR MOVE, ANTIS.

But we ALLLLLLLLLL know that Manipulative Gabe™ and Abusive Gabe™ was still largely widespread after that. It slowed to a trickle after a long while, thanks to people getting Real Fed Up With The Bullshit, but for some reason people loved the idea of Gabriel manipulating his loved ones because that’s what a blackops commander does I guess? Again fuck you? Like Idk if y’all knew this but GENERALLY the relationship between a black ops commander and HIS OPPONENTS is a lot different from the relationship between a man and the people he loves. Anyway stop depicting MOC of the military as fucking assholes all the time thank you kindly?

SO NOW BLIZZARD HAS DELIVERED TO US THE ULTIMATE KISS-MY-ASS MATERIAL! PRAISE BE TO GOD. Shit man. Gabe’s voice is AWFUL SOFT AND SOOTHING ain’t it. Blizzard dropped a fuckin bomb on us. Reaper sounds gruff and grumpy much of the time (although he’s. still soft spoken and cute a lot of the time anyway don’t. get me distracted) but Gabriel? Sounds adorable? And like? He cared about the hostages enough to ignore orders which obviously would’ve landed him in some massive shit with his job? And despite Null Sector’s awful actions he recognizes that they’re fighting for something? That treatment of Omnics is incredibly unfair?

So let’s see. Gabe’s cute. He sews. He’s playful. He’s funny and sarcastic. He’s passionate about saving lives. He’s very blatantly being presented as a good man. People loved him, even if Jack and Ana found his secretive actions frustrating (and….blackops?? generally does the secret thing. Shocking).

And what do ya fuckin know…….he’s still Latino.

This fandom has a Real Nasty Habit of depicting men of color….well, wrongly. Examples….abusive Gabriel Reyes. Stoic Hanzo Shimada (holy fuck this dude is expressive). Goofy Jesse McCree (remember that long period of time when everyone forgot that he was a highly capable well trained assassin and treated him like he was stupid?) and yet…Jack Morrison is still always your Tragic White Hero™.

TL:DR The depiction of Gabriel Reyes as abusive and manipulative was deeply based on the racist stereotype that Latino men can only gruff, angry, and/or evil, and I can’t wait for Blizzard to drop Bomb #2: Reaper Redemption.

This post was really long I’m sorry

#I cussed a lot in this post but goddamn I hate this headcanon with my entire being #this was one of my less elegant post but i really do want to kick the ass of every person who ever depicted him this way #unless of course you've seen the error of your ways in which case I would like to kiss ur forehead #gabriel reyes #bad headcanons #overwatch #Anonymous #answered asks

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kffandom · 7 years

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so @theglowqueen and i literally went on for hours the other day continuing this post where i talked about gabe w/pokemon, so i’m going to try to do a graceful summary for each topic we covered and she can call me out if i forgot anything

the first text had to be in its entirety because it’s #perfect and what started everything but I’m just going to summarize the rest and quote sparingly. kara’s quotes, after the first one, are in italics and mine are in bold~

text that started it all, from kara:

“Yo you know your headcanon about Gabe’s Mimikyu? Like what if when everything goes to shit, he loses her. Like Ms. Beak knows to get out of dodge until things settle, but Sweetie wouldn’t let go. So then later on as Reaper, he senses a shadowy thing that originally [he was] wary of, but then he’s just like, “Sweetie?” and it is and she’s so excited that her boy recognized her even though she won’t let him see her. She knows the rumors that people die when they see a true Mimikkyu form, and she’s not taking that chance.

So he tears up his cloak. Sewed it into a costume like the Pikachu one she used to haev. Except now it’s black. And instead of doing a pikachu face he uses some white favri to sew the likeness of his own mask instead.

He gives it to her, and he has his Sweetie back. He feels bad that he doesn’t have anything [to] let her hold, but she’s okay with it.

Rumors begin about the tiny ‘Reaper’ that signals the arrival of a very real one.

I kind of want her to pick up one of his guns as her carry item, but at the same time all I can think of is ‘This is my Mimikkyu OC Mimigun. She’s a Mimikkyu, but with a gun.”

Sweetie, post-swiss HQ:

--Afterward, gabe is uber, uber protective of Sweetie and I argued that he’d flip on even widowmaker if they talked shit on his raggedy lil girl, and kara went on to say that “The reason people die after seeing the Raggedy Reaper is because they laugh at her and Reaper is just like Y’all dune fucked up my guys”, like they don’t take him seriously at first with this itty-bitty Raggedy Reaper following it around--until someone hears him call her Sweetie, and they say, “I thought ‘Raggedy Reaper’ was bad” and he doesn’t get much farther than that before they all start taking the mercenary seriously.

--Sweetie wants a gun so she can fit gabe’s new #aesthetic even more, but gabe’s like “no that’s okay” until she is sad she’s ruining his #aesthetic, so he goes to his gun supplier and is like “Hey, you know mimikkyu? Could you make one of my guns, but so she can’t hurt herself? I keep telling her no, but you know how they are.” Cue confused but willing supplier.

--heard on the field: “That pokemon has a gun!” “Relax, she’s not gonna hurt anyone with it.” noticeably absent: explanation that the gun is incapable of firing.... ever

Ms. Beak, post-swiss HQ:

--Ms. Beak is more of a reconnaissance agent than a fighter, because she’s a really common pokemon and therefore blends in real easily. we argued that she’d be trained to retreat whenever a situation went FUBAR, so that’s why she wasn’t in the explosion at all

--She was a giant, mournful pest in the aftermath until Gabe found her and she “disappeared” while overwatch fell apart.

--sadly, she’s also the reason they figure out gabe’s identity so quickly. cloaked man + custom Mimikkyu? not easy to identify. a giant pidgeot, combat-ish-trained and with familiar markings? much, much easier. Ana, in their first confrontation where Ms. Beak is there, is like, “waaaaait a minute”

--”Throws the whole mission on its head because she’s pulled out snacks for the enemy’s Pidgeot.

*deep voice from a distance*

‘Ms. Beak, no!’

‘I know it’s you Gabriel!’

‘shit’”

Post-discovering Gabe’s identity:

--in the past, gabe’s pokemon have always loved ana. she has the best snacks! ( “Ana has best pokebeans?? how turn down Gabe. How.”) and she’s so nice! good pets, good compliments--she even compliments Sweetie on her new outfit that gabe made for her, so that’s like. mucho bonus points. gabe’s a little annoyed that they go running to her right away, a little wary, but ana wouldn’t use them against him-- “she may have done some sketch stuff in her day, but she finds it wrong to use a pokemon’s trust like that”

--Jesse, too, was the weird kid that gabe liked, so they’re cool with him too. “Sweetie goes running up to him because she’s like, “Gotta show Jesse my gun. He likes guns” and Gabe is like yeah go for it. It’s a terrifying 5 minutes for Jesse before he recognizes Sweetie”. he shows her his own gun in response and she’s v v excited, and gabe’s relieved because that’s still his boy, underneath the gruffness and exhaustion

^^after that, jesse sort of ‘debriefs’ with ana like, “What was that?? is gabe back what’s going on” and she basically goes, “you’ve never seen that pidgeot or mimikyu in your life. understood?” so it’s like their lil secret

--Sweetie does /not/ like 76. at all. rumor has it that he thinks mimikkyu’s aren’t impressive and they’re just knock off pikachus and she doesn’t forget that sort of nonsense. would gouge out his eyes given the chance, and since those are normally covered, she tends to go for the throat when they have missions against him

Ana + reaper + his pokemon:

--She won’t use his pokemon against him, but she thinks that they’re a tool to use to get gabe back. part of her wants gabe, her best friend back, and that’s a good portion of her motivation. but the other, agent-side of her recognizes that overwatch would do more than survive if they could get commander reyes back.

--so that’s part of the reason she keeps extra poke-snacks in her kit, from then on, and she’s the one who starts using Ms. Beak to get messages to gabe--sends over his favorite type of tea, one time, and it’s a sentimental move that does move gabe

--”’If we’re good to Miss Beak, he’ll remember that when talon does something awful’ --Ana” her hoping that they can sway gabe back to their side, but understanding it’s contingent on circumstances rather than any type of emotional moves. but stacking the emotional deck in their favor? not a bad idea, in her opinion

--it’s a very calculated approach

--these interactions are easier for ana, almost, because she has that calculating side, though it hurts when sweetie comes bounding across the field with a flask of her favorite kind of rum and she’s reminded of them as stupid kids--Ana, gabe, and jack, who thought they were the world.

-- (”She doesn’t miss commander reyes, she truly misses gabe,”)

Jesse + reaper + reaper’s pokemon:

--jesse sends sweetie over with a note and gabe’s blackwatch beanie after ana starts sending messages. it’s hard for gabe, because it makes him want to start caring about them again and he knows that can only end badly. at the same time, it makes his pokemon happy to see the two, soe he doesn’t want to stop them from visiting

--gabe sends ms. beak over to jesse’s in return and has her trash his liquor cabinet while depositing a (Really nasty, actually) note that basically says, “stop drinking you’ll get sloppy and lazy here’s a help hotline get help u fuckin loser” . and while it’s p nasty jesse’s like, “he still cares!!”

--which is really rough for jesse, because like. one minute they’re talking through his pokemon, and the next gabe’s completely ignoring him on the battlefield. not even looking his way, brushing him off, dismissing him.

--every response gabe gives him gives him hope, but every time he’s ignored crushes him all over again.

--(Gabe doesn’t want to fight him, is the problem. doesn’t want to hurt the man he loved as a son, and he definitely doesn’t want overwatch to know they’re in contact. in old overwatch, it’d be a death sentence to talk to the enemy without attempting to bring them in. he has no reason to believe that new overwatch is any different, is the thing. they’ll hurt him, he thinks, a little manically, and so he ignores jesse)

--(He thinks that new overwatch might even be worse, because they have so many enemies and won’t stand for any leaks. it’d be a firing squad. he has no idea that they don’t have any “warhawks” outside of ana and jack, that it’s a small organization that can’t afford to lose anyone, really--he just knows what old overwatch was like. so he deliberately acts obtuse and ignores and ignores, despite the hurt he can almost feel radiating off of jesse)

--jesse is not having a #GoodTime, basically

jesse + dealing w/hurt from reaper’s ignoring of him + bastion:

--”It gets bad enough that even though he and Ana decided to act like nothing was happening, Jesse wanted so bad to talk to someone about it. He knows that Ana obviously would be the best choice since she’s already in on it, but she’s so detached. He knows that they were good friends, but he also isn’t stupid enough to not see what she’s really doing.

He wants to tell Genji. They were all Blackwatch together, but Genji has moved on with his life. He’s found peace, and Jesse doesn’t want to fuck that up. He wants to tell Angela. He knows how close she and Gabe were. It was like she and Jesse were siblings for fuck sake. But she’s also Jack’s girl. Gabe was not her only support. And judging by the way Sweetie reacts to Jack, he’s not sure how she’d react to Angie.

Somehow, he ends up with Bastion. Bastion, who for some reason has Miss Beak sitting on her head.”

--jesse takes miss beak’s presence as a sign and info-dumps the fuck onto bastion, and bastion doesn’t really mind--she likes when they treat her like an equal/person, so while her communication methods are limited, she’s a good listener and she can be sympathetic and give him a pointy but nice hug when he gets upset. so jesse talks about gabe, about how it’s unfair because he’s always been gabe’s man, always been his right hand. and if gabe had gotten to him before the recall--well, he doesn’t know. bastion doesn’t fault him for admitting that

--bastion attempts to get across that jesse has much more support now with new-overwatch, that angela and genji love him, the younger agents think he’s great and look up to him, and winston in particular is so relieved that jesse is on their side with how skilled he is. unfortunately, her vocabulary isn’t the best with english even when she tries to type a message for him

--Ms. Beak croons and grooms his hair through it, and when jesse starts to feel better and thanks both of the ladies kindly for being ears for awhile, she leaves and pecks the shit out of gabe when she gets back. she’s pissed for daaaaaaaays, will leave him deliberately on the field to go groom jesse, and gabe gets the hint

--but. well. he doesn’t really change anything because what can he do?

jesse + reaper + snail mail snapchat:

--after this, gabe sends a letter to jesse asking about bastion and whether Ms Beak is safe with her or not. he gets a picture back of bastion covered in all kinds of bird pokemon. he also gets another one of jesse flipping him off, “but he doesn’t take it too harshly”

--it takes like 3 back and forths before gabe sends a selfie (Ms. Beak covers most of him, but it’s more skin than anyone’s seen since he ‘returned’) and jesse has an “oh” moment. because he didn’t just go off after swiss hq. He was actually really fucked up. he's a little forgiving of his initial hurt b/c part of him was assuming gabe was hiding and pretending to be dead like Ana was, for weird ambiguous justice-moral reasons Jesse still doesn't really get, but gabe didn’t. the pic soothes the old hurt of "gabe?? You're still alive??" “Because something that [rough] would need recovery and if deadpool has taught us anything, it's hard to face loved ones after being remade”

-- “Like seeing how Gabe was actually /fucked up/ really helps. Gabe didn't choose to leave him. His mom died, the gang left him, Genji left, and with the return of Reaper, he had been convinced that Gabe had left him too. But he gets it. He remembers having such a hard time facing everyone after he lost his arm. Gabe lost most everything. So it doesn't hurt as bad.”

-- “Exactly yes that. Gabe didn't leave willingly, so he's more in the category that his mom is in I'd imagine. So he's able to think of him fondly and still love him without that justified betrayed-feeling that he's still working out w/genji and the other overwatch members that just. Left when everything went downhill”

happier note: snail mail snapchat onto real snapchat! :

-- “Jesse sends him a picture of Angela and Genji. Gabe sends him back a picture every time he makes Sweetie a new outfit. Jesse manages to send him a picture of Widowmaker who had fallen asleep in her hiding spot, propped up against her rifle. Gabe sends back a picture of Miss Beak dive bombing Jack. Jesse sends him a picture of him flipping off his fucked up liquor cabinet. Gabe sends him back a picture of himself flipping him off”

--after ms. beak gets ticked and exhausted at being used like a post owl from harry potter, “Sweetie comes skipping over with the next message to Jesse's surprise and it's just a phone number. He saves it in his phone as Dad. They never message each other, but their Snapstreak is 50 days long. (Lena goes through his phone once and now thinks Jesse has a weird daddy thing going on but is too nervous to actually put it in his phone like that. So she changes it for him)”

jesse + his pokemon:

--jesse has 3 pokemon: a cubone named Kit, a growlithe named Cassidy, and an ampharos named Fluffy Spark.

--jesse found kit shortly before he joined the deadlock gang ( Kit’s backstory, up to this point, was basically >> Kit: *falls into a trainer's carry-on luggage* *sneaks off the plane* *wanders into a car because she smelled food* *ate a pizza man's delivery and was chased out* *ended up on a train, like a nice one with a food cart and was assumed to be one of the passenger's ones* *somehow ends up near jesse* ) on the side of the road trying to eat a rock. she’s his bb. she’s also an alolan one, which he doesn’t know, so when she evolves boy howdy is that a hot adventure i’ll go over below

--he gets cassidy when he joins the gang, and everyone wants him to evolve her right away (big, intimidating arcanine? much more useful for their needs than a smol pupper) but he keeps “losing” the fire stone they got him. he knows that cassidy isn’t ready and she doesn’t want to evolve yet, so he gets into some trouble and gets a reputation for being forgetful/for misplacing shit, but it’s all good. even at blackwatch, she doesn’t want to evolve, and gabe’s like “k whatever but i have extra fire stones if you need them” because he’s collected a lot over the years but never had to use any since none of his pokemon need them

--Fluffy Spark was originally just Fluffy, and cassidy basically herded him into jesse’s arms right after they went to blackwatch and they’ve had him ever since. (Gabe’s like “the fuck kid” and jesse’s like, “cassidy won’t let me put him back!” then when fluffy evolved, jesse was sorta like “Well, you’re not fluffy anymore, so. spark!” but fluffy won’t respond, so he tries to be sneaky and call him fluffy spark and transition to just spark, but. didn’t happen.

cassidy + fluffy spark :

--basically your typical teasing-sibling relationship. will destroy each other but only they are allowed to do so, anyone else will be destroyed MORE

-- “People talk to Jesse like "Your Growlithe and Ampharos don't seem to like each other at all. Are you sure you should keep them together like that." Jesse looks over to see Fluffy Spark bopping Cassidy on the head and she nips at the ball on his tail. "Nah, they love each other!"”

--cassidy doesn’t want to evolve yet (”Cassidy is best pupper?? 1 out of 1 pupper agree. Best pupper is me. Don't listen to Fluffy Spark. He is full of lies.” ) and fluffy spark’s like “okay cool but you won’t be bigger than me until you do. so.” and thwacks her in the head and nibbles because he can and cassidy gets all riled up

-- “They're actually siblings. Cassidy steals Fluffy Spark's favorite pokebeans all the time and Fluffy Spark takes the treasured spot on Jesse's bed at night just so Cassidy can't “

--Ms Beak is the only one who really stops them when they get riled up together and are at each other’s throats. she likes to pretend she’s an old woman and make gabe carry her around, but jesse’s pokemon are to her what jesse is to gabe.

-- Sweetie is a little intimidated by Fluffy Spark, just because he has Much Personality and Sweetie is shy, but overall they get along and Sweetie can roughhouse a little rougher with Fluffy Spark than she can with anyone else. And Cassidy likes to give Sweetie piggy back rides because she's one of the only Pokémon on base smaller than her

Kit:

--so jesse has no idea that kit’s an alolan cubone. looks like a cubone, acts like a cubone, is a cubone! so when she starts to evolve, he’s like “oh cool” and then very quickly is like “WHY IS SHE ON FIRE”

--we didn’t have a concrete timeline for when she would evolve, but if it was during blackwatch-era it’d go like this: jesse bursting into gabe’s office/room/whatever with a weird-looking marowak yelling, “IS THIS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN” while kit’s just cuddling into his chest and basically being like “you’re so weird, human, it nap time because evolving is hard work.” (if it was post-recall, it’d be the same but it’d be a snapchat video instead of in-person, and gabe would respond a few hours later with a picture of a map of alola, acting like he knew right off the bat [he didn’t, he had to look it up and do some digging b/c no one really goes to alola or knows much about it])

--gabe’s hella confused how jesse got an alolan cubone (”did you get her on the black market or something?” “no? i found her on the side of the road?? trying to eat a rock??” "why was she trying to eat a rock" "I don't know! She was a baby! I think. Regardless, she was hungry. Oh no. Do you think she'll want to eat fire things now? What do you eat now baby??" Kit, true to form, just nibbles on Jesse's pants pocket where she knows he keeps snacks, but he's a little too freaked out to get the obvious message. "She's eating my pants Gabe!" "Is there something in your pocket?" "Some Pokebeans but I don't know what that has to do with- oh.")

--in conclusion: Kit: happily nomming on pokebeans Jesse: still freaking out, would like to know what happened to his ground type Pokémon Gabe: long suffering, a tired dad

--Miss Beak thinks Kit's kinda weird and sometimes has to peck her hand so she doesn't eat things that aren't to be eaten, but at least she doesn't cause much trouble and lets Miss Beak sleep when she wants to.

--Sweetie and Kit are closer, because Sweetie never really acts like the age she is, like she's not that much younger than Miss Beak but she's more in the maturity range of Kit. They like to hold hands (or in Kit's case, hold one of Sweetie's tendrils that act as hands) and they chatter to each other, are much more "talkative" than the other Pokémon.

so yeah! the end. may do more with this some day because this is a lot of world-building to not continue imho, but we’ll see. huge thanks to the best roommate ever for spending nearly 10 hours hashing this out and being as enthusiastic as i am about a kinda out-there crossover <3 <3 <3 kara, u r my fave and i miss u already and you are the #best for starting this rollercoaster i took a week to actually write up and get on here

#theglowqueen #overwatch #pokemon #mccree #reaper #jesse mccree #gabriel reyes #kf fandom #ana amari #bastion #very fun!!! i loved every minute of this discussion tbh #typing it up afterwards too was interesting b/c it made me realize how eclectic our conversations get #very long i'm sorry #i quoted kara more b/c i didn't want to misinterpret what she was saying and most of what she said was liek #quote-worthy anyway #anywaysssss! hope u all enjoy #we spent many hours on this #@kara u rock

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