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jorrated · 6 months

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ever since i started medication everything is better peace and love on planet earth (aside from the nausea side effect)

#also it does help i passed my semester with flying colors #i dont have shit to do <333333 #all i can do is finish my temp jobs #and draw a whole lot

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pup-pee · 1 month

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ur bartkon art legendary

TYSMM!!!!! IM GLAD U LIKE ITT!!!!! <33

heres a silly sketch i prolly wont color :3

#i dont actually have anything 2 say in the tags #huh! mshcjak #kart #konbart #bartkon #puppee answers #puppee art #bleehhhhhhh #OH I DO HAVE SMTH 2 SAY LNAO #I H8 DRAWING SIDE PFPS THEY R WEIRDD!!!#i have another kart drawing & both hvae side pfps & just kike AUFHHHFGHG #y do i do that 2 myself #ndohekdbkabcksf #anyways ty again <333333 #i 4 somerrason dont draw kon w/scruff that often i should change that #scruff? is that the right word uhh #i go back 2 watching my show i actually finally got my appointment done in the middle of making this lol #FINALLY!!!#okok i need 2 stop rmablingg #im actually so flattered by this i skjfkskjfkskkg #anytime any1 like tags my art or compliments it i like RLLYYY wanna reply but i feel like that would get annoying #so like just know any1 whos reasing this #i love when any makes any comment whatso ever 2 my posts!!! i giggle i kick my feet its so fun!!#mayb ill start interacting way more bc its rlly bothering me that like im choosing 2 not go w/my urges its weird #I SAID I WAS GONNA STOP RAMBLING & THEN I CONTINUES SHIT SRRY #OKOK IM DONE NOW <3

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wander-wren · 4 months

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Are you taking a break from writing? No hate or anything, just wanted to check in 💛

not really! i've just been in, to be frank, a pretty bad place mentally. i haven't written a thing since the last fic i posted, which was....8 days ago? which is super unusual for me, i usually write every day or near to it, i've just been laying around like a salted slug for a few weeks. it sucks. i'm not gonna go into detail but we shall say my life kind of imploded in the back half of december/front half of january and i have yet to start picking up the pieces. which i'm very fortunate to even be able to take that time, of course, but it's still not fun.

butttttttt i do have a doc open right now as i try to bang something out. how well that is going is debatable, seeing as i am also currently on tumblr, but i will do my best. and hopefully if i can make progress today it will unstick some other gears and i can get back into writing and all the rest of it!

thanks for checking in, though <3

#a little birdie asked me #kiyoomisthings #i swear that username sounds familiar from like kudos or comments but i cant immediately place where #so if this is about a specific fic/series! ahhh!#OH SHIT IS THIS ABOUT OLT #shit #on the off chance this is ummmmmm i was still having a really bad time on mon-tues which is when i post. so i. didnt do that #i have literally just dragged myself to my puter for the first time in like two weeks so maybe i'll update it but not now bc i dont want to #get distracted from my writing endeavors #but OLT is also 100% fully written i'm just doing final edits as i go #so thats least in danger of being like abandoned/forgotten #I'm A Professional Trust Me. I Know What I'm Doing. I'm Very Fine And Normal #<333333

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bkdk-and-extras · 1 year

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what if we became friends. and talked about dkbk/bkdk... what if..

What if...?

#a powerful union #i answer this as my social anxiety screams in my veins #but god do i need a buddy none of my other friends like to scream bkdk with me #dekubakuuuuuuuu oh my god i have too many thoughts on it just way too many #sorry not sorry but i think dkbk is a big brain play and it literally never ceases to surprise my ass when i discover it #even if i go in specifically looking for it. its like wow!! i found a treat!!!! just for me!!!#bossy deku is my shit. even subtle bossiness that kat *knows* to listen to #and then goes and presses the button anyway??? tasty. scrumptious.#idk if you just use it as an alternative shipname but #dkbk <333333 #its just the same boys but in a different flavor #and god if i dont love flavor #im not very picky i just need the boys #asks

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cairspian · 2 years

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they are just coming to their nearest .

#𝐂𝐀𝐈𝐑𝐒𝐏𝐈𝐀𝐍 + #𝐏𝐄𝐓𝐄𝐑𝐕𝐄𝐋 : heavily affiliated interpretations of caspian x and peter richard pevensie from c.s. lewis’ ‘ the chronicles of narnia ’ novels .

a joint exploration of : trust / devotion / faith , mirror souls , the homeland personified , the sun and the shade , mutual sacrifice as a violent gesture of love , and the stars . beloved by zelda & megaera .

#narnia rp #indie rp #fantasy rp #medieval rp #arthurian rp #disney rp #THIS IS SO SIMPLE AND NOT AS HOT AS THE SHIT MEG MAKES BUT #EVERYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONE BETTER BE LOOKING #I JUST WANT TO SAY THAT <333333 I ADORE MEG AND ITS CRAZY HOW ITS NEARLY A YEAR SINCE I STARTED THIS BLOG IM FEELING QUITE INSANE #and that meg is such a horrifically great writer who may or may not have made me tear up with Words on occasion and deserves all the love in #the world for providing me with enrichment (tm) for the past several months #IT HAS BEEN A BLAST AND IT WILL KEEP BEING A BLAST #but yes this promo isnt really a promo its just an excuse to talk about meg and them (caspeters) i care them so bad do u have any idea how #much space they take up in my mind . no u dont #they are soulmates #they belong to each other #⚓ *:･ﾟ✧ out of swords ╱ promo .

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possum-tooth · 2 years

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ive been inactive enough that more porn bots are finding me

#thats my scale. the more they interact w me the more online i have to be #anyway hi guys its been a hot minute but life is. life is something for sure rn LOL #like a lot is going for me but im getting bored. maybe ill start shit for fun. like i dont NEED TO!!!! i do not. but what if i did.#yknow?????? aha just bipolar things anyway #wow its actually been a Minute since ive been online my last personal was something i dont even remember posting so. happy friday ig #anyway! only gonna talk ab positives bc i cant spiral rn i have work in like 2 minutes So ive been talking w a new guy 🙈🙈#and its going so well actually like he keeps wanting to hang out and isnt put off by me yet so <333333 love that for me #we've met um 3 times and its been like 2 weeks LOL anyway!!!!!!! manifesting a good summer and its working@!!!!!!!#besides the bad brain stuff life is well. i hope yall are having a good day/week/july so far i love you so very much <33 #talk tag

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whole-circus · 10 months

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I was wondering what your take on how the creepies would react to a Verosika Mayday reader? I wonder how they would react \ (^⁠ω⁠^)/

PS: drink lots of water, take care of yourself and sleep well <333333

You feed us simps well :D

Creepypastas with Verosika Mayday reader!

➥ Jeff the Killer, Ben Drowned , Nina the Killer, Eyeless Jack

Muahaha im so glad to feed you guys!! I havent watch hazbin hotel or helluva boss so i hope its at least ok!! gosh you has waited so long im so sorry, and its short and shitty T^T Again im sorry!! !!<3 As always - feel free to want even more characters :)) And once more - im so sorry!!

˚ 　. 　 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚　　 .　　˚

Jeff the killer

He would match your energy i guess? Not like he is your clone or something, but you two can and will get along (just give it some time). Jeff is a mean and teasing person so he totally gets you, he is the first one to bully someone or manipulate them in order to get what he wants. He also have some sort of god complex, he is the best and always right (well yeah sure no cap), so it may be something that you dont like. I believe you two would constantly fight over everything Also congrats, you got yourself a drinking buddy!! Loves that you are so..confident..in yourself?? He kinda likes a bit slutty people (and i mean it in a good way i swear), that have tendency to flirt and show their body? And they have even bigger sex drive? Is that suprising? Maybe not really, but Jeff is often horny!

Ben Drowned

Yeah, Ben would be blushy and all submissive becasue of your personality and the way you live your life! Like okay, it can be a lot but not necesserly in the bad way. I feel like he would also flirt back, he is head over heels when he sees you and its just so hard for him not to simp for you... Ben doesnt have many braincless yet they are all horny. You dont even have to manipulate him, he would do literally anything for you - he is on his knees barking and meowing. Ben has huge sex drive anyway, so its not like he will complain. Isnt bothered by drinking alcohol or other drugs, Ben is pretty cool to do all that with him. You being you is perfect for Ben, could he even been happier? This boy is great for both - having fun or talking shit about others.

Nina the killer

Okay, its not too complicated - you would absolutely get a long with Nina!! Like she is just walking energetic ray of sunshine?? You can be annoyed by that, but there are many similar aspects when it comes to your personality - even tho its not always shown in the same way. Nina of course has her vulgar side, I mean, she is a killer after all..?? And a huge gosspier, she just loves causing chaos!! I also feel like Nina would be your fangirl, loves having popular partner and loves that they are all to her! Nina is such a huge flirt too, she is very confident of her way of being and her body. She doesnt say no to a party too, so you wont be bored with her.

Eyeless Jack

Jack would be actually the one to try stop you from drinking? And the one who would be pretty concern with your way of life? Dont get me wrong, he does like you but come on.. its not like your life style is healthy and perfectly normal, but who is he to judge? Whatever makes you happy! Propably one of not so many things that makes you both similar is being demon kind of stuff? I cant think of other things to be honest, well okay, maybe not including his sex drive not from this earth. But no worries, guess what - opposites attract! But on the other hand he kinda gets it? You are cool and powerful so its not like you should be good and innocent, just have something from you life!

˚ 　. 　 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚　　 .　　˚

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fandxmslxt69 · 1 year

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Personally I think Jake Lockley would drive me to and from the mosque at 7am in the morning for Eid prayers in his fancy ass limo simply because "it's a big holiday, carino, you have to show up in style."

I also know he'd take eid shopping VERY VERY SERIOUSLY and get all his research done with a full plan to just spend the day out together, trying on shit tons of clothes, giving "professional" opinions (He has no idea what he's talking about, Marc thinks he's dumb and Steven just says every outfit looks great. Not helpful!!), and just being....cute <333333

ahhhhh constantly thinking about him in my silly parallel world i cant and wont shut up about him

I ALSO personally believe they'd be the kind of cutie pie who'd spend 90% of Ramadan at home with you, because its a Big Deal and also, he enjoys the peacefulness. Marc likes spending the later evening with you, cleaning up dishes and staying up late to just chat and watch TV- he'd also be very strict on making sure to wake you up before sunrise with a decent meal ready. Steven enjoys the tranquillity of the day, it's lazy a lot of the times. You don't go to work- its meant to be a month for yourself, he sits with you when you're going through your prayers or daily reading- HAPPILY walks to the mosque and back with you when you find the time to go pray there. Jake's more there during the meal prep. He's got grocery lists down and done for each day, he'd be damned if he makes you wait too long after sunset to eat. He makes sure the food is always something you'll love but also obviously healthy!! He looooves spending the last few hours of the day with you in the kitchen making iftar and preparing everything!!!

Can. You. Tell. I'm. Not. Normal. About. Them.

This went from Jake to all three but I literally can not stop thinking about it. Even though they literally do not have to, they try to keep their violent nightly activities to a minimum during the month. They absolutely DO NOT have to but the idea of tainting this sacred month by coming home with so much blood on their hands- not something they like the sound of. Also MORE than happy to put off things like alcohol or sex during the month- sex so you can focus on the more important parts of this time, and alcohol because again they dont like the idea of "tainting" the holiday.

i need to be locked away right now.

#someone STOP ME from developing this into anything more #but...eid is coming up...#NO.#Self control #but they're be so <33333333333333 #im actually very in love with them!!!!!!!#jake lockely x you #marc spector x you #steven grant x you #jake lockley fluff #marc spector fluff #steven grant fluff #jake lockley #steven grant #marc spector #moon knight

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crookedkryptonitebeliever · 2 months

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Okieeee idk how to format these or whatever so im just gonna do it based on how ive seen other blogs do it??? Idk if all of them are gonna go thru or if tumblr is gnna eat them, but im sending one for the 3 brothers, cyprus, big bro, and monty for now. You dont have to answer all ofc lol i was just having fun w it. Hope ur feeling better!!! <333333 also my beloved baby leverets link for bunny is broken on ur masterlist but its okay bc i tattooed that entire post on the inside of my brain

Much love, bunny anon!!!!!

Oh shit thank u so mauch bunny anon!!! Now my brain has something to feast on 🔥🔥🔥🔥

But heres the link to Leverets introductory post hopefully it wont be broken tho 💔

https://www.tumblr.com/crookedkryptonitebeliever/701281218983084032/so-youre-this-lonely-office-worker-looking-for?source=share

#yandere #yandere oc #yandere x reader #yandere male #yandere concept #tw yandere #yandere oc x reader #yandere x you #male yandere oc x reader #oc leveret

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wizardfrog69 · 1 year

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Omg omg sigma <333333

Can you write NSFW headcanons of him? You can ignore if you dont feel comfortable, the writers health is more important. The reader can be male or gn!

Ofc I'll write nsfw hc for Sigma, I do both sfw and nsfw writing :)

'•.¸♡ nsft Sigma hc ♡¸.•'

Sigma x gn!reader

Both Afab and amab will be mentioned, I'll write like just general hc and then more specific ones under the headings of afab and amab.

Nsfw

Please if you don't feel comfortable with nsfw/nsft content do not read this

Cw! Mentions of p**n, if you do not feel comfortable with this subject please do not read further. Also I'm not fully spelling it so people who don't know what it is won't search it up. Also slight implication on transphobia and homophobia so do with that what you will but its isn't anything heavy just that the queer community doesn't get much representation is all. But there is a bit more on transphobia so be careful!

Masterlist

Enjoy!

General hc

So we can all agree he's a virgin right?

When he first heard about sex he did a shit tone of research.

Also Nikolai told him about sex.

When Sigma asked what it was he just said it's a really good book which he should read or something, idk.

Or else he showed Sigma p**n and made him watch it for like hours

Such a silly clown.

Sigma didn't fully trust Nikolai with that ... stuff so he did his own research and now knows that what they show on those sites is over exaggerated and unrealistic in many ways.

Don't let the idea of sex be influenced by p**n, pls.

The first time you asked to sleep with him he got nervous and confessed he has never done such a thing with someone but he wanted to and he wanted to please you as much as he could.

Like he would be asking if you're OK with what he's doing and if he should do something different or stop doing it.

He's very gentle as well.

Once he gets used to it he enjoys sleeping with you.

The chances of you toping is high tbh but doesn't mean he doesn't go on top once in a while.

He just wants you to feel satisfied.

Hes also somehow just amazing at giving head/eating you out it's like does it for a living.

He prefers giving than receiving oral, he finds the moans you sing out melodic and wants you to sing away your orgasms.

Also he's a thigh kinda guy

Like when the two of you are sitting on the coach or in the car he would put his hand on your thigh, not when there other people in the car.

Also I hc sigma as a good driver, like imagine him in a black car (I don't know my car types sorry) driving and you're in the passenger seat next him and his hand in on your thigh, uhh I would just melt like damn gimme fr.

Anyway,

If you are a kinky person and want the two of you to explore different things and experiment then he would be happy to do so but not with everything, he wouldn't want any other party involved, no pain to be inflicted on him and if you're a masochist then he'll inflict a minimal amount of pain, he's no comfortable with anything too intense.

So if your assigned sex doesn't match your gender then it might be a good idea to explain what the difference between sex and gender is, dw he'll understand and won't judge you! You don't have to irl just this scenario, pls stay safe! :)

Amab specific:

IT GOT FUCKING DELETED AND I HAVE TO REWRITE THIS AAAHHAH >:(

Anyway,

The research he did way mostly on hetero sex, he also looked at gay sex so he knows it exists and is possible the media is just mostly surrounded by hetero couples and sex.

But dw Nikolai is there to tell Sigma all about gay sex relationships.

His favourite position is missionary, the intimacy and the kisses you can give him (or vise versa) are the reason he choses this one.

Afab specific:

His favourite position would also be missionary for the same reasons of intimacy and kisses.

Yeah I forgot what I wrote before it got deleted.

༺♡༻ 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 ⋆ 𖡼.𖤣𖥧𖡼.𖤣𖥧 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊 ༺♡༻

I hope you enjoyed this :)

I was thinking of doing the nsfw/sfw/angst/fluff alphabet thing and I could send like the template thing I will use, idk where I got them from so the credits shouldn't go to me but the person whom I don't know.

I hope everyone is doing well and as always request, have a wonderful day/night! :)

-with lots of love, Az the wizard frog :) <3

#bsd #bsd x reader #bsd sigma #sigma x reader #sigma #sigma bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs sigma #bungou stray dogs sigma #bungo stray dogs #sigma bungo stray dogs x reader #bsd nsft #nsft headcanon

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thatbitchsimone · 7 months

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stay jealous i have a man who treats me like the little princess that i am and i get to be a little girl with a man who does everything for me and takes care of me so i get to remain innocent and care free ;3 stay mad n go to work or some shit. <333333

well honestly good for u and as long as ur happy u do u but dont u ever kinda wonder why ur man wants u to be like a child? like why does he want u to ”remain innocent” (ew) and why does HE want u to ”be like a little girl”? isnt that a little concerning to u? wanting to provide for and spoil ur gf is one thing but getting turned on by her pretending to be a child and getting off on having some weird father daughter dynamic rather than a boyfriend girlfriend or husband wife dynamic just makes it sinister and should probably make u question what kind of man this rly is

#hope u guys dont live near a school at least #like wanting the trad wife or trophy wife life is fine but adding this weird faux pedophilic layer to it all is just…#why would u do that unless there was some twisted hidden desire and fantasies behind it

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theworstcreature · 10 months

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MAJOR MAJOR AHSOKA SPOILERS BELOW DO NOT CLICK IF YOI HAVENT WAYCHED IM BEGGING YOU

CURRENTLY VIBRATING AT FREQUENCIES THAT SHATTER GLASS OMG BOTH EPISODES ARE SO SO SO GOOD OMFG SABINES LOTHCAT IS SO ADORABLE I LOVE IT SO MUCH I NEED ONE SO BAD IM GOING FERAL RN BOTH EPISODES ARE SO GOOD YOU DONT UNDERSYAND!!! IM MANIFESTING ANAKIN TO BE IN A FLASHBACK NEXT EPISODE (if he's a force ghost will LITERALLY DIE OMG) ALSO ANI GOT A NAMW DROP HOLY SHIT WIFUABFJAJFJ DA QKDKDJ SABINE HAS HER ARMOR AGAIN !!!!!! ALSO IM LIVING FOR CHOPPER MY BELOVED EVIL LITTLE DROID IS BACK BITCHES <333333 THE MURAL OF THE GLOST CREW NEARLY MADE ME SCEAM I AM SO INCREDIBLY NORMAL ABOUT THIS SHOW!!!! IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO MY SILLY LITTLE CHARACTERS I WILL NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.!! ALSO EZRA I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU STILL HAVE RHAT CRUSTY ASS UGLY HAIRCUT YOU HAD AT THE END OF REBELS WHEN YOUR FOUND ILL COMMIT SEVERAL CRIMES IM SORRY BUT IT JUST LOOKED SO UGLY

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walnutcookie · 7 months

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HI QUESTIONS BECUAS IM SILLYAND YOURE SILLY TOO

Whats in each of your silly blorbos wardrobe?? :3

If they all played monopoly, who would win??

WHAT WOULD LANGUES REACTION BE TO . THE HORRORS THAT ROGUEFORT WENT THROUGH?? (sorry I love conceptual questions like this like this I needed t . need.)

Does cappuccino brew his own coffee? If so does he ever offer any coffee to Almond or is Almond too busy for that?

..How would each of them play fnaf 2? :3

How much time does Langue spend per day getting ready for work??

Does Almonds GIANT FUCKING coat ever hold him back?

Has roguefort ever gotten injured badly while scaling rooftops?

How does Walnut view Cappuccino?

brih! cheeseFUCK I'm keeping that

HI . LEM I LOVE YOU LITERALLY SO MUCH /P AUUAUGHBGKBK THANK YOU SO MUCHS <333333

under cut cause i typed a lot for these oopsss. Color coded for an easier read

1a) ALMOND CANONICALLY BUYS 10000 OF THE SAME SHIRT . LIKE HE HAS SPONGEBOB WARDROP SYNDROME HE WEARS THAT STUPID OUTFIT EVERY DAY !!! But also i would like to believe he owns One (1) divorced dad shirt. the button up floral ones

1b) as for walnut,,, i honestly dont know HVXKFBF She may be like her dad ? This one has stumped me </3 i actually do not know

1c) ROGUEFORT . They enjoy designing clothes and costumes so i think theyd have like a section of Normal Clothes, some of which theyve made themself, pretty casual but also somewhat formal (like their civilian outfit), and then theres a section just of costumes. Including their primary phantom thief ("phantom bleu") outfit !

1d) cappuccino. Dear godge. i think his closet doesnt even have clothes in it its just Junk or at least clothes he never wears. All the stuff on his floor is just various styles of shirts and pants and shit and he rummages around and finds whatever smells the Least like cigarettes and wears that. she has a TON of divorced dad shirts (or as she likes to call them Vacation shirts) which i think hed wear often, even just casually, but theres a shit ton of other random clothes. and probably like One Nice Suit thats in a ball in the corner next to his robe

1e) Langue . To be honest i think they just own a variety of clothes in the same color scheme as the suits they and their parents wear. like the red with the cyan accents. they also own a black suit for Fancy occassions and probably a dress for the same reason although they hardly ever wear it

1f) including truffle on here because. :3. She has a wide variety of clothes all custom made by chocolate bonbon !!! they are all fun elaborate dresses in an assortment of colors

2) langue probably. If they didnt win theyd start crying so everyone kind of lets them win/silly But like walnut langue and cappu would all be really competitive. Rogue is just having fun and almond is trying to keep everyone from being too competitive

3) OUUUGHHHHH . It depends on how much they know ,,, if they find out ALL OF IT and how rogue isnt at all who they thought they were theyd be SHOCKED like Oh my god you went through all that and yet you still look like :3??? what the fuck. If not theyd more just be incredibly confused and be like What The shit phantom thief lore runs deep how do they endure all of this

4) I THINK SO . Probably has a coffee maker in his office since he makes so much of it although she doesnt have very fancy stuff ,,,, he kind of just makes sloppy cappuccinos that vary in quality and amount of ingredients every time for Multiple reasons. too busy working, doesnt care at this point to make it properly, too tired, perhaps a combination. hes probably just had a cup of coffee beans in milk before LOLL She much prefers the Good Stuff from coffee shops and orders a bunch at once and then just drinks the nasty ones when she runs out. very used to drinking lukewarm/straight up cold coffee. But i think she would offer it to almond yeah :] dont know how often he would accept considering the,,,, questionable quality

5a) HELPPP THIS IS SUCH A FUN QUESTIOn . For almond i think hed be shaking in his boots the whole time and have a heart attack and die at his first jumpscare. Do not let that paranoid old woman near the keyboard dear godge.

5b) WALNUT WOULD ALSO BE TERRIFIED but stubborn as fuck because she HAS to beat this thing. (she would pretend to not be scared but both her and almond have peed thwir pants /JOK) SHE WOULD ALSO BE SUPER INVESTED IN THE LORE And come up with her own theories

5c) roguefort,,, Honestly im not sure HXBDKFG i think theyd just be really confused rhe whole time and not get the hang of it. Theyre startled by the jumpscares, not exactly terrified, but they cant figure out the patterns and stuff very well

5d) cappuccino is Immune To The Horrors he would just stare at the screen with a blank face and probably fall asleep on the keyboard during night 3. It takes him an incredibly long time to finish but she does it for 8 hours straught and finishes in one day

5e) langue would be Easily startled and get EXTREMELY FRUSTRATED when they fail but theyd be stubborn and do it anyways

5f) bonus truffle again. she wouldnt understand that shes supposed to play the game because shes never played a video game before. also thinks all the scary animatronics are cute and just spends the whole time having someone open the cams for her so she can go "aww!!! what a sweet little bunny! so sweet!" and when they jumpscare her she thinks its a hug

6) taps chin. They get up at 6am (or earlier,) i imagine they spend at least 30 minutes in the shower, then another 30 doing their hair, their parents probably make them breakfast and coffee,,,, soo an hour and a half possibly ?

7) OH ABSOLUTELY. have you SEEN how big that thing is he is a WEAK OLD WOMAN who cant even lift a brick its probably breaking his back. I cannot tell you how many times hes tripped over that thing. it probably gets caught on a bunch of random objects too HVDSLBEKDBF

8) ABSOLUTELY. Theyve totally cut themself on sharp rocks and had a few extra rough falls ,,,, i have this headcanon for a spell that makes you feel the pain of an injury all at once for 12 hours and then after the huge spike of pain youre free until the spell wears off !! Healing magic in my fanon is pretty rare just as to not be overpowered so they use that spell to make it easy to escape and treat the wound later when theyre in a safe place. :] they also have a spell to get bloodstains out of clothing

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POINTS . thats her Auntie Cap. cappu likes to give her little gifts every time he sees her like plushies and new detective novels and candy (it is his love language) :] She thinks hes very cool and probably ignores all of his unhealthy habits because cappu isnt around her enough for her to realize how unhealthy he is anyways HBKXB

10) brih! cheese THANK YOU AGAIN SO MUCH AAUUUHHHH GENUINELY THIS mADE ME SO SOSOSOSOOS HAPPYY<333 YPURE THE BEST WAAHH SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG

#🎉 asks #🎉 rambles

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sherwoodknights · 6 months

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SP 1999 EPISODE 6 LIVEBLOG

FINAL EPISODE OF SEASON 1 ARE WE READY????

Wahey more fancy coats for percy

God this auction is gonna be like waling on glass

Margot at the auction what sins will she commit

Robespierre and his men walking in like a boyband lmaooooo

FOP PERCY IS BACK Y'ALL

Percy basically just gave a 1700s "thank you captain obvious" to chauvvy

Oh no they're gonna arrest the doctor/baron

Wait why are there 2 sets of soldiers

OH SHIT ANDREW SAVED THE BARON LETS GO

Percy "master of snarky notes" Blakeney returns

Percy and Marguerite fighting is so cute again now I know it's fake

I know it's fake but get his ass Margot

DAUPHIN MY BELOVED WHAT ARE THEY DOING TO YOUUU

I don't know how to feel about Chauvelin and Marguerite's flirting

Oh no margots going to walk into something she doesn't want to see I bet

BITCHY ACTOR DRESSED AS A MAN WHAT SINS WILL THEY COMMIT

Please follow them i have to know what's going on

Oh no the silent but presumably deadly helper can see Marguerite investigating

And percy is into the secret club okay

"In this club everyone is adressed as monsieur" progressive Kings who don't judge we love to see it

THE SPOOKY MAN MASK IS IN THE DRESSING ROOM OOOOO

Is it bad that I could watch Richard E Grant play dice all day

He must be cheating somehow but I don't know how and I don't care

ACTRESS LADY HAS THE DAUPHIN CONFIRMED????

Sleebpy Blakeneys <3333

STEP AWAY FROM THE SMALL CHILD CHAUVELIN

Why does the Dauphin look fucking catatonic

So wait does CHAUVELIN have the Dauphin!?!?!?

Mmmm men with swords

Oh my god is chauvvy gonna rob Robespierre? what a legend

Oh no the actress is snitching on Marguerite smh

God Chauvelin make up your mind do you love her or hate her

Marguerite you are playing with fire and I like it

NO MARGOT STAY AWAY DONT GO TO DINNER WITH HIM

PLEASE GOD LEAVE WITH ANDREW DONT TRUST CHAUVELIN

OH FUCK HE WAS WAITING FOR HER

AND HE HAS A GUN

Yes percy you trail that woman

DAUPHIN PRECIOUS BOY PLEASE DRINK SOMETHING

"That'll be interesting, I've never been killed before" king shit right there

GO ON MY SON FREE YOURSELF AND GET THE FUCK OUTTTTTT

(PREFERABLY WITH PERCY)

Oh no she got percy

NEVERMIND HE GOT AWAY

What's he planning to do, win by giving her an existential crisis?

Oh nevermind he won by stabbing her to death

Oh they have broken my son so hard

THE WAY HE COLLAPSES INTO HUGGING PERCY <333333

CHAUVELIN GET THE GUN AWAY FROM MY WIFE

Uh oh he shot the Chekhovs fireworks like an idiot

"I hate you" *romantic kiss*

A mood tbh

THE RETURN OF COUGHY FUCKER'S COUGH?????

Chauvelin you sly fucker blaming her for everything

CHAUVELIN YOU SLY FUCKER TELLING EVERYONE THE DAUPHIN IS DEAD AND HAVING A FAKE DAUPHIN

Obligatory boat scene

ANDREW TEACHING THE DAUPHIN CRICKET <33333333

GOD THEYRE SUCH A GORGEOUS COUPLE AND I LOVE THEM

AND THATS A WRAP ON SEASON 1!!!!

Honestly I'm so glad I invested in this series, it's fun and goofy and makes me feel all the feels and I adore it!!

I won't be starting season 2 until next week at the earliest but my god I've had fun liveblogging so far and I will certainly be continuing in case anyone cares to hear my unhinged live thoughts

#the scarlet pimpernel #the scarlet pimpernel 1999 #sky liveblogs #sky watches sp1999 #richard e. grant #martin shaw #elizabeth mcgovern

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henriiiii-1001old · 1 year

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I KEEP FORGETTING TO ASK ABOUT THIS have u ever talked abt the alt swap au u have??? if u haven't i would VERY much like to hear abt it :D

(dont mind the different fucking formats i switched from doing this on my phone to on my computer bc making tumblr posts on my phone is gross <////3 )

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAH I DONT THINK I HAVE YET!!!!!!!! i love this au i need to work on it more </3

so the basic idea i had for this au is that every alt from canon got swapped with a human.

here’s. the entire flow chart TNFNENRNMD

it’s so fucking complicated who i swapped with who so. yeah you’re gonna need this xdddd

i do have some plot changes to canon too!!

cain and mabel (tv six and stanley) both live!!!!! however they have to carry a LOT of emotional baggage now, especially sonce cain spent three days of hell in his room and mabel now has wanted posters of her alternate everywhere.

they also run bps!!! their triplet seth and davis (intruder six and puppet) do the actual investigations, mabel handles most of the online shit, and cain is just the main leader. seth and davis also both live (davis bc fuck you, and seth bc. well DCFVGBHN) but ALS with extreme emotional baggage. seth being the obvious one because he's an alternate, but davis has a copy of him following him everywhere (though he actually is pretty harmless) and has to deal with the backlash of leaving seth at the house they were investigating.

dave still runs mandelatech, but it's mostly a hotspot for him to like. gain targets and stuff. adam and eve (yeah i call her eve in this au bc. evil ig DCFVGBHN) actually do the stealing of kids together as a tag team. they are almost never away from each other.

and yeah, we got lieutenant gabriel here too. however, he's just thatcher without the evil demon clone harassinh him. he still has the dead coworker (maria), however he wasn't as close to her as thatcher was to ruth in canon.

tiffany takes evelin's place here!!! however, she goes by lilith for au purposes. she's snarky, bitchy, and kinda hates her job and her boss. i think she still does find the tv in dave's closet, but dave is a liiittle more upfront about it while making excuses about it. and for au purposes, no she and seth do not date. they are definitely enemies tho from like high school, so yeah they do NOT like each other.

jonah does take stanley's place and works with adam sometimes, but he is actually very afraid of adam. he just kinda does what he says to not piss anyone off. ruth also becomes preacher, so she gets to be funky in vol 2. definitely fucks with seth's head a lil bit.

thatcher is actually just a cool guy!!! he wants to learn about people and be friends!!!! he's just a lil guy <333333 he hands around davis because he just found him interesting. they met before the events of vol 2, and they're kiiinda cool w each other. davis just doesn't want others knowing he has an alternate friend. i do feel like thatcher helps seth with accepting the fact that he's an alternate.

here’s some concepts i made for everyone!!!!

i love these designs w all my heart <33333 THEY JUST. LOOK SO COOL!!!!!!!

#WOO THREE WHOLE ASKS FOR THIS AU #TYSM GUYS!!!!!!!!!#the mandela catalogue #mandela catalogue #alt swap au #i am. not gonna tag the characters it would be too much LMAO #evidence reel #case theories #i definitely need to draw them all again too they are. augh <33333 #body horror trigger #face horror trigger #eye contact #a2t #friend tag #mutual tag #bf tag #wow RNDNENFNNDM #IVE NEVER HAD TO USE ALL THREE OF THOSE TAGS AT ONCE LMAOOO #station interviews

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huevobuevo · 2 years

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oh mein gott anyways defect cores my beloved <:333333

Design notes under the cut because of fucking course i have notes

Okay i have reuploaded them but i made this BIGASS reference post with my “”au””’s basic premise of like the different personality core’s being androids and yadda yadda world building shit

In that post it detailed the different departments that cores could be placed in + the different features each core had depending on their job. So we had relaxation center cores, testing management cores, etc. etc.

Here we’re gonna focus on personality cores, research & development cores, and the construction & general maintenance cores. Personality cores were designed SPECIFICALLY for connection to GLaDOS, but due to alot of cores being rejected by her the scientists just transferred them to different departments (with body modifications to effectively do their jobs of course)

Personality cores were made to mimic specific emotion’s, and before the destruction of the Portal 1 cores they were considered the highest authority, next to GLaDOS. They had access to every file and testing track in the facility, and are also the tallest amongst the other cores- the shortest personality core (space core) being 5’6 while the tallest (optimism core) is 8 feet. They also had two tailchords made specifically for hooking onto the Chasis & heels similar to the long fall boots chel wears.

After they were deemed incompatible to GLaDOS, Fact & Space were sent to R&D while Rick was sent to Construction. Space & Fact had their second chord exchanged with the standard projector tailchord most Research Cores need and had their heels removed (any long fall boots are welded into the cores legs). Rick had a second pair of arms stuck onto him, his boots were exchanged for the long fall shoes needed for construction, and his tailchord was shortened due to the regulations stating that longer chords could cause a safety hazard on sites.

Once a core is deemed “Defected”, any extra body modification is stripped away and they’re sent to the junkyard to be scrapped. I have a whole other thing for the junkyard but thats for another day. I forgot to add in the scars left behind from this surgery, but Fact & Space had their second tailchord cut alltogether and Rick had his second arms & feet torn apart from his body. Yeesh!

Some more specific notes & backgrounds on the defects:

🟣 Fact Core [5’7, Transmasc Enby, They/Them, Bisexual]; Fact was the head of the Research & Development Department, but after their motherboard fried from neglecting regular maintenance checks they were labelled defected. Fact is infact the least defected amongst the other cores, being able to function just fine. The most that would happen was huge sparks flying out from their optic & excessive twitching. However, they were unable to properly communicate due to glitches and their words getting mixed up, so to everyone else they were speaking nonsense. Thus they were thrown away, their position taken over by Dr. Alma in Meet The Cores. They dont hold any grudge against Alma of course, they understand how the symptoms work. They’re more or less disappointed in themself for putting themself in this position. Luckily, after the events of Portal 2, Fact Core was able to find a mechanic who could properly fix their motherboard- somewhat. They still deal with occasional glitches and sparks, but its better than nothing. In the Junkyard they had dents on their body & their optic’s lid was burnt due to the constant sparking, but generally speaking they were in pretty good shape!

🟡 Space Core [5’6, Transfemme Enby, He/Star/Neb, Cinthean]; Space was also transferred to R&D alongside Fact. Space was very outgoing, but although he had alot of friends in R&D he was extremely close to Fact Core & Ray (mtc 3). Due to a nervous breakdown induced after Fact was thrown out, Space Core had to be excused from work until he calmed down. Despite the best efforts from his colleagues this break didnt help his mental state at all. He was too distraught to continue working and had a hard time communicating with everyone in the lab. Aperture’s standard Therapist Core was… defected, as well, so he was just sent below to the Junkyard before he got another nervous breakdown. Luckily Fact wasn’t scrapped like they initially thought, so the two of them just chilled together being autistic beasties or whatevas. He didn’t seemed to mind staying in the underbelly of Aperture, as long as he had his best friend[/homoerotic] by his side again. Space Core is considerably more dirtier and covered in scratches, since he’s usually the one that goes out get supplies due to Fact’s condition- he oftentimes gets himself in trouble, but Space usually comes out of it alive. Despite the obvious communication issue, Fact & Space managed to survive the junkyard for a pretyy damn long time and can understand each other better than anyone else.

🟢 Rick The Adventure Core [6’8,He/Him, bisexual]; latest addition to the junkyard polycule & the token cis dude in the relationship LMAOOOO‼️‼️ Rick was in the construction team working on repairing any damaged testing tracks. His cocky attitude and impulsive nature ended up being his fall, as during a routine checkup he attempted to jump across a lake of toxic goo to impress some of the other cores on his team. He ended up missing the goo entirely and got himself caught by a jump-pad that sent him flying into ANOTHER testing track where he crashed onto the floor… and then shot by a brigade of turrets. Rick was given permission to rest while a mechanic was on their way to fix him but he refused to get any repairments in fear of being labelled as broken. Later on while working with nanobots on the side of a track his tailchord malfunctioned and he fell from his management rail, crashing into a catwalk and damaging his body even MORE. The manager practically begged him to consider a week off but then Rick just. tried to fight him. And failed. Like, miserably. So he was fired from his job and sent to the Junkyard. In this image i completely forgot about his leg injuries so imagine like a shit ton of dents & he’s leaning on this big iron pole for a crutch because im stupid and an idiot. Despite his long fall shoes being destroyed he managed to find another pair in the trash and welded them back on himself, but since the body’s motherboard detects the shoes as an outside foreign object there are times where his feet dont work. He covers the holes in his jumpsuit where his second pair of arms used to be cause frankly its.. kind of embarrassing for him. He’s covered in oil and grease stains from both the junkyard & his time in maintenance, with a shit ton of dents all over his body. He meets Fact Core and Space Core during his time in the junkyard and decides to chill with these little freaks yeehaw!

Also i just realized how teensy fact and space are compared to the other personality cores, this could be another reason why theyre pretty close since they would’ve been considered “runts” of the Personality Cores

#🔌huevos android au #🌻huevo art #portal #portal 2 #fact core #space core #rick the adventure core

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