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hellomynudebrain · 3 years

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Paths (Jumin X reader) Part#24 Final chapter

Hello, nurses! Finally, it took me ages, but the final chapter is here! Yay!

Thank you for the nurses who read this story. I couldn’t finish it earlier because lots of thing happened between. My job, my chores, some family problems, a lapsus of depression and more. I don’t want to give more details about it, but we did it. We finished this journey together.

Enjoy the last chapter!

Since the proposal in the party, the efforts of Eve, Jumin and May to control the media were a little bit wasted. Because between the guests you invited were celebrities which atrack paparazzis and the media. The scandal was inevitable, but not all the efforts were wasted, because most of the tittles on the magazines, tabloids and gossip programs where "The misterious cinderella of the C&R prince"

Most of the articules only focus on the proposal night and Jumin, they wrote just a few data, like your workplace and that you were foreigner, nothing else. Your workplace became a mess, your boss saw you like a potential client and started to treat you as a V.I.P. worker which you hate. Some people began to talk behind your back, more than before, but you knew how to deal with that and more. The ban of sharing the bed was still on the table.

You could spend the rest of the afternoon watching a movie on the private theatre or spending the evening reading next to Jumin, but when was the time to go to bed, he ran and locked his bedroom.

With the pass of the months, the news about your engagement were banished and the gossip about you and Jumin in magazines, tv programs and tabloids limited to only an article or none, problably "The triple alliance" , that's how you refer to Jumin, Eve and May, had to do with it.

The wedding was organized by Jaehee, Eve and Ali, except for MC, because her pregnancy was really advanced. However, they were really excited about it. The RFA's girls felt in debt with you since the party. You became their good friend.

The day of the wedding has been prepared, the dress, the reception, the groom, the security was prepared by Eve, Zen was the singer of your wedding.

Inside the rooms of a church,you were in front of a mirror, wearing a replica from the wedding you burnt in Jumin's villa, your hair style was a vintage one, the make up was light but you had red liptick to make it more dramatic.

You felt divine.

A pair of eyes peep from the door behind you, it was Jumin in a white tuxedo, elegant and handsome. You couldn't belive he was about to become your husband.

"Love, you look beautiful."

You blushed with his remark while he looked at you with mesmerised eyes, but that day was not full of sweets and marshmallow, because someone was behind Jumin's back.

A hair color you knew better than anyone, those pair of eyes which made you cry, that smile which you dreamed to see again. It was Jihyun.

"Love, I know he's the last person you want to see this day, but he wants to talk with you."

The person you cried until you fell asleep was in front of you, as if nothing had happened. He entered in the room, like he was an outsider in all of this, you were angry, but even so, you had to talk with him.

"Yes, sure"

Jumin felt like the world tumbled with your answer, he felt that if he left you alone with Jihyun. He'll never see you again, but he could see in your eyes, your real feelings, so he calmed himself and left the room.

"...Hey! Hi!" Jihyun spoke first to you in an awkard manner.

"...yeah...Hi! How have you been?!"

"Fine, thank you for asking....Wow, this is a wedding...hehehe..."

"Yeah...How it's your wife?"

"Oh!...She's good, she's been improving a lot, we are moving in a few days to Alaska"

"That's great!"

You felt how awkard the air was inside the room. However, this was your opportunity to say good bye to the person who was a big part of your life, and finally wish him luck.

"Hey, do you want to take a seat?" You asked him politely.

"Yes, sure.."

"Jihyun look..." You mumbled.

"Why don't we escape from this wedding and live together in far away place?" He asked out of nowhere.

"What?...No! Wait, I don't want to go back with you. You have a wife that you chose to be with and I'm going to marry your best friend who I love with all my heart!"

"...Ah, yes...you're right..."

"Yes!"

"I love you, tho. No matter who you are the rest of your life and no matter who I'm going to be the rest of my life. I will always love you" He spoke desperately.

"Jihyun *sign*... I'm going to tell you this once and only once. So listen, I loved you, more than anyone I have ever loved in my life, but you hurted me like anyone ever have done in my life. Our relationship was one of the best things that happened in my life, but also the most painful one. You chose the guilt over love, I chose love. I wish you the best luck and be happy!"

Your eyes were watering when you said those words to Jihyun, he was crying. He finally could see you in a wedding dress, but the groom wasn't him. You were his soulmate, but you found the love of your life.

"Maybe in our next life, we can be together, but you're right. I chose and you chose. We took different paths. I wish you luck on your married life and here, this is my wedding gift for you..."

He grabbed your hand and gave you a portrait of Jumin when he was a child.

"Thank you, Jumin didn't let me see his old photos!" You smiled with an special shine.

Jihyun could only see how bright you looked when you saw the portrait of the man of your life. Lastly, with regret and sadness in his heart, he leaned toward you and gave you a kiss on your forehead.

"I love you, have a good life. Good bye."

And with that, Jihyun turned his back and left the room. Jumin was outside of the room, he felt insecure, but at the same time he had his trust in you, and he was right when he saw Jihyun leaving the room with some tears in his eyes. He felt bad for his friend but also relief. Jumin rushed where Jihyun was.

"V... I mean Jihyun..."

"Make her happy, Jumin..."

"Yes, I will...where are you going?"

"I'm going back to Jeju island and take Rika with me to Alaska."

"Wait, today?! I thought you will take the flight in a few days..."

"Yes, I don't have the strenght to bear with all of this. It's better if I go"

"Jyhyun...I...I'm sorry..." Jumin said in a apologetic voice.

"Jumin, we are going to be fine. Now go with her, she's waiting for you"

"Yes...go to the back gate, that way the other members won't see you."

"Yeah, thank you, Jumin"

They hugged like brothers who would never see each other again and parted ways.

Finally, after all the drama on the back, the ceremony was taking place.

You were in the entrance of the church holding Jumin's arm walkig slowly but firm to the altar.

Once in front of the altar, Jumin and you gave your wedding vows, exchange rings and sign your marriage with a kiss.

The reception was fun and chaotic. Yoosung took the opportunity to proposed to Ali in the middle of the dance floor. Ali rejected him, but only because Yoosung had to travel to Ali's country and ask her hand to her dad, after that she plans to say yes.

Saeran and Jaehee plan to have a trip together and asked Jumin permission on the wedding, he didn't had any other option than agreed. That was Saeran's plan.

And to end your night, MC entered in labour when Zen was in the middle of his performance.

All of you had to rush the the nearest hospital. So Jumin came out with the idea of taking MC in the wedding limo he prepared for the wedding.

"Come on, Saeyoung! Get in the car! Driver Kim, take us to the hospital!" Jumin yelled.

"OH GOD, PLEASE KILL ME!" MC screamed in pain.

"MC please bear with the pain, we are taking you to the hospital!" Saeyoung spoke with fear.

"Yes...You're going to be a dad, Saeyoung..."

"YES! I'M GOING TO BE A DAD AND MY BROTHER AN UNCLE!"

"Yes, I heard you, stupid brother. Now take my sis to the hospital" Saeran answered annoyed.

"Saeran!" Jaehee screamed to Saeran.

"Eve wenny, my performance was ruined!"Zen spoke with dissapoinment.

"Don't worry Zenny, it worth since we are going to be uncle and aunt!" Eve tried to cheer him up.

"MC, Do you want sugar?" Yoosung asked innocently.

"YOOSUNG! I'M NOT A COW"

"Yoosy, don't worry. We cacth the on the hospital. Let's go" Ali encouraged Yoosung.

MC, Saeyoung and you get inside the limo and driver Kim drove all the way to the hospital.

The doctors and nurses recived MC and take her to the labour ward.

The other members were on their way to the hospital, while Saeyoung was inside with MC.

You and Jumin were on the waiting room, helding hands. Your head on his shoulder.

"Happy wedding day, wife!"

"Hahaha. Happy wedding day, husband.From here on, what do you think is awaiting to us?"

"I don't know...but anything is fine, if you are with me..."

Both of you shared a kiss and from here on, the hapiness was your only path.

The End

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kelleycubes · 7 years

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I was tagged by the wonderful @cloudykent

Rules: Answer some stuff and Tag Others If Ya Want

THE LAST:

1. Drink: Coffee 2. Phone call: Teddy 3. Text message: “are you cry typing me” 4. Song you listened to: Artifice by SOHN 5. Time you cried: idk like maybe a month ago. I was just having a really bad day

HAVE YOU: 6. Dated someone twice: Weirdly enough, twice. 7. Kissed someone and regretted it: Nah 8. Been cheated on: Yup 9. Lost someone special: Mhm 10. Been depressed: I AM depressed 11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope. I also don’t get hangovers. Take that alcohol, my liver is god.

LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS: 12-14: Pastel Blue, Peridot Green, & Magenta

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: 15. Made new friends: Mhm! I think just a few, but they’re all rad 16. Fallen out of love: In the last year? No 17. Laughed until you cried: Give me wine and I’ll do it right now 18. Found out someone was talking about you: Yea 19. Met someone who changed you: Everyone has helped me grow in their own way. So yea. 20. Found out who your friends are: I always have known who my friends are this is so vague what 21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: Y u p

GENERAL: 22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: Idk, I don’t use facebook and I’m not about to open it up and look. But I’m pretty sure I’ve at least met everyone on my friends list yeah. 23. Do you have any pets: I have my old kitty Oreo. I love him dearly 24. Do you want to change your name: Nah, I like Josh and I like Kelley. Both are names I’m happy being called interchangably, I don’t think I’d use Tyler apart from being attached to Josh or as a part of JT but yeah. I’ve got a good name I think. 26. What time did you wake up: like 1:30 lmao 27. What were you doing at midnight last night: Watching Archer I think. 28. Name something you can’t wait for: I’m excited to go get some money from an account I’ve had since I was like 2. Never opened it up- so that’s exciting. 29. When was the last time you saw your mom: Like an hour ago. 30. What is one thing you wish you could change in your life? More Money 31. What are you listening right now: Sound and Color by Alabama Shakes 32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: Yea, I recently ran into him again at walmart. Weird. 33. Something that is getting on your nerves: Messy room, but that’s being fixed. It’s not a huge deal really, but I’m in a good mood rn. 34. Most visited Website: Youtube for sure.

LOST QUESTIONS. I JUST PUT IN RANDOM INFO ABOUT ME

35. Mole/s: I don’t know the exact number, I have one behind my ear in my hair that Teddy discovered recently. Which is weird. I now can’t go bald just for this one mole. Doesn’t really change my plans for my hair anyhow. 36. Mark/s: Giant birthmark across my entire right shoulder blade, a scar on my forehead, a weird tan on my right arm from a silly sunburn, other small scars in various places. Idk. 37. Childhood dream: Superhero was there for a long time. I mean. It’s been artist or writer or director or video game designer since i was like 7, but superhero was a solid one. 38. Hair color: Brown 39. Long or short hair: Shortish 40. Do you have a crush on someone: my gf. I love them 41. What do you like about yourself: idk, I’m funny I guess?? My eyes are kinda neat. I have good hands. 42. Piercings: Kinda want my ears pierced, but I don’t have any no 43. Bloodtype: No clue, I’m really curious. I think AB+ but that’s just a guess. 44. Nickname: Josh, Joshy, Jishy, Kelley, Kells, Das, JT - stuff like that 45. Relationship status: Taken 46. Zodiac: Virgo 47. Pronouns: They/Them, She/Her, He/Him, I’m not picky 48. Favorite TV Show: B99, MR ROBOT, Archer, Rick and Morty, man Idk. I love media 49. Tattoos: SOON 50. Right or left hand: Lefty, but I use both hands pretty often. Mostly ambidextrous 51. Surgery: Uhhh, wisdom teeth? Stitches when I was like 3? Idk. That’s about it I think 52. Hair dyed in different color: No but I think I’d look good with blue hair 55. Vacation: I wanna see the world, I wanna see so much, visit my friends world wide. 56. Pair of trainers: I have a few pairs of shoes. I like my converse, but my Nikes are very Comf

MORE GENERAL: 57. Eating: What is this asking. I’m not a picky eater? Is that what this question wants. I do enjoy eating yes. This is perplexing me. 58. Drinking: I like milk, coffee, and water 59. I’m about to: Plan more D&D stuff. 61. Waiting for: Teddy to get home so we can watch more archer and clean and stuff. 62. Want: to play some more PUBG, probs gonna in a bit. 63. Get married: idc about getting married, doesn’t really cement anything to me aside from making taxes easier. But, I’m not apposed 64. Career: Entertainer, idealy

WHICH IS BETTER 65. Hugs or kisses: Hugs for me 66. Lips or eyes: Eyes probably, but I do love some good lips so ? 67. Shorter or taller: You’d think I’d say shorter, because everyone I’ve dated is shorter, but I kinda like being tall so who knows. I like reaching and seeing things easier. Though I do miss fitting in things easier 68. Older or younger: Younger because I don’t wanna die or get old. 70. Nice arms or nice stomach: Stomach? Idk 71. Sensitive or loud: I’m both. .72. Hook up or relationship: Relationships for me, but I mean I’ve never done a Hook-up so idk. I’m happy where I’m at tho 73. Troublemaker or hesitant: I’m both.

HAVE YOU EVER: 74. Kissed a stranger: Nope 75. Drank hard liquor: Yea 76. Lost glasses/contact lenses: Only to the ocean 77. Turned someone down: Maybe? Idk, I don’t think so. 78. Sex on the first date: Nope 79. Broken someone’s heart: Maybe. Hope not. Probably have. 80. Had your heart broken: Mhm, but I got over it. 81. Been arrested: HAHA. No. 82. Cried when someone died: I’m not really a crying kinda mourner. But I’ve only lost aunts and stuff. That sounds bad, but my way of dealing with death isn’t really crying I don’t think. 83. Fallen for a friend: I mean I think the whole point is that the people you date should be your friend.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

84. Yourself: Not really, but I try 85. Miracles: I believe in luck and coincidences. I guess miracles could fall under that. 86. Love at first sight: It’s dangerous, but it does happen. 87. Santa Claus: I believe that kids should believe in him. It’s a really cool bit of magic to have as a child. 88. Kiss in the first date: Yea 89. Angels: Doesn’t fall under my beliefs no, but it’d be cool if they did exist.

OTHER: 90. Current best friends name: I have more than one best friend. Tawny, Sterling, Jame, Teddy, etc. 91. Eye color: Blue/Grey 92. Favorite movie: Can’t do it sorry. Wish I would. Baby Driver is in my Top 3 though. Damn good movie. I tag @mortallydankmemes @qwenis @yeeeem @rooster-teeths and whoever else wants to do it

#dasme #buds #sterls #sorry this is late sterls

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surveys-at-your-service · 7 years

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Survey #78

“why are the children all marching into the desert to die?”

list your three favorite scents. lilac, uhhh and then cinnamon and coffee, maybe? how do you ground yourself or recharge? sleep, go online... comfort food? my #1 is definitely ice cream have you ever been on a laptop inside a vehicle? no while on the road, do you play any road games? not anymore are you scared of semi-trucks? especially when you’re driving next to one? AHHHH YES if you have any pets, do you talk to them in a baby voice? hell yeah! do you like screamo music? i do not. i want to be able to understand the words. like, they can even be in different languages, i don't care, i just want to understand clear words. what is the relationship between you and the person you last kissed? much to my dismay, there isn't one. if you could change your name what would you change it to? zoey, probably. have you ever tried weed? no, and i have no desire to. how much effort did you put into your last relationship? way, way, way too much. are you a patient person? NOPE. do you have impulse control? DOUBLE NOPE can you use chopsticks? my tremors would never allow it. do you like the smell of gasoline? NO NO NO NO NONONONONO did you ever live in a house with more than one story? nope what’s your favorite fast food place? bojangle's what's your favorite alcoholic drink? i haven't tried many, but the best thing i've had thus far was a watermelon margarita thing. have you ever given yourself a tattoo? no, and i wouldn't. i'm very serious about the professionalism of my tats. do you ever buy your pet(s) birthday or christmas presents? sure do! can you lick your nose? nope. can you lick your elbow? nope. would you rather watch a movie in theater or at home? defs in theaters. do you still own any vhs tapes? do you ever watch them? no, mom got rid of them all. what hobby have you always wanted to pick up? hmmm. crafts. have you ever rolled off your bed in your sleep? no. have you ever had a penpal? nope. do you put your shirt on or your pants on first? pants are you afraid of spiders? only if they are venomous or have extremely long legs in comparison to their bodies. have you ever been stung by a bee? i haven't. do you enjoy board games? no. what do you like on your burgers? (cheese, ketchup, mustard..) cheese, ketchup, mustard, onion pieces, pickles how much water do you drink each day? none. do you enjoy mario games? not particularly, but with friends, sure. has the last person you kissed met your father? he has. what’s your favorite breed of dog? akita inus, chow chows, beagles... do you swear in front of your parents? i'm totally open around my dad, but i usually don't say "fuck" around mom. what would you do if you found out you were pregnant to the last person you kissed? cry and probably become obsessed with the child's well-being, even while in utero. can you make yourself cry? i can't. what do you tend to drink a lot of? milk have you ever woke up crying from a bad dream? yes, and i once woke up screaming. have you ever had to block anyone online? i've been actively using the internet since dial-up, whatcha think? are you scared of ending up alone? i'm legitimately horrified. are your pets asleep right now, if you have any? i'm not at home, so idk. have you ever done three or more shots in a row? i've never done shots. favorite undersea creature? dolphins i think, but i also really like jellyfish and whales. seahorses, too. describe the darker side to your personality. more than anything, i can be viciously jealous. i have an interior savagery, but just barely enough control to contain it. what makes a movie really enjoyable for you? creative, whimsical story and artwork, drama, and relatable characters. favorite type of bird? owls. favorite forest animal? deer! do you think you could ever have an abortion if you unexpectedly turned up pregnant right this second? absolutely not. what is your favorite video game console? why? ps2 has the best games. do you like vanilla candles? sure do. how many girlfriends/boyfriends have told you they love you? one, i think. juan might have... have you ever smoked a cigarette? no. who did you last share a taxi with? i've never been in one. do you vape? nope. do you enjoy the arctic monkeys? i like two songs. where’s your favorite place to shop for clothes? rebel's market. have you ever seen a mountain in person? i have. have you ever explored somewhere abandoned? i have. there's a shack and old house near my house that friends and i explored when i was younger. we got in trouble lol. have you ever found a four-leaf clover? i discovered a patch of four-leaf clovers the day after my dad left... (: would you rather live in a coastal town or a town closer to the forest? ohhh. can it be in the forest? are you lazy? i am, honestly. regularly burn incense? i used to. i need more sticks... who was your high school crush? i had a few. i was kinda interested in a guy named kyle, i really liked this boy sebastian, but my biggest crush was jason. are you cpr certified? no. who accompanied you to your first concert? mom, nicole, and jason. do you and your friends listen to similar music? depends on the friend. my best friend, no. do you believe in the idea of taking from the rich and giving to the poor? why or why not? no, because who says the rich don't deserve what they've accumulated? do you believe that animals are capable of “human” emotion? why not? it's very obvious that they feel emotion; now are their emotions the same as how we humans feel it, maybe not, but they obviously feel. who do you consider “family?” my mom, dad, ashley, nicole, katie, bobby, misty, a few aunts and uncles and uncles, colleen, chelsea, bradley, and despite having no relationship with him, jason will always be my family. could you sacrifice yourself for someone you barely knew? honestly, no. does the thought of having children scare you? horrifies me. i'd prefer to never imagine pushing a seven-pound human being out of my fucking vagina. xbox or playstation? playstation! have you ever asked someone out? i kinda-sorta initiated the asking out with aaron, but not exactly? when do you want to get married? i see 23 as an ideal marrying age, but there's literally no way that'll happen with me unless j comes back. did you like your middle school life? ACTUALLY fuck that. that's when my anxiety and depression started, and it was just... awkward and uncomfortable. have you ever liked someone you didn’t expect to? yes and no... maybe. like, with jason, i thought to myself, "wow, he's really weird" when i met him, but at the same time, i found myself thinking, "this guy's gonna mean something." what’s your favorite zoo animal? meerkats, on the rare occasion they have them. do you have any plans for tomorrow? skating! :D what’s your favorite part about the fall? the colorful foliage, omg! which scooby-doo character are you most like (scooby, shaggy, daphne, fred, velma, the monster, scrappy?) probably scooby or shaggy. what “group” did you belong to in high school? i resonated/made friends with mostly the goths, emos, metalheads... describe your favorite pair of pj’s. a black pair of pajama pants with a design of harley quinn holding two guns sitting on her knees with "hey, puddin'" written beneath her. i usually wore them when i wanted j's dick honestly lmao. i still wear them tho honestly just 'cuz they're comfortable. if you could have any job in the world, which one would you want? meerkat biologist OR a member of the mythical crew how did you learn to ride a bicycle? my dad taught me. (: have you ever been to a sports game? hockey, yes. have you seen all the shrek movies? no and i cry every night because of it. have you ever finished a whole video game? of course do you know anyone with a pet snake? currently, i don't believe so. your parents split; would you want to live with your mom or dad? they did split, and i live(d) with my mom. how does it make you feel looking at pics with your ex and someone else? i've seen one picture of him with his current girlfriend, and i legitimately wanted to murder the bitch. no exaggeration. have you ever slept in the same bed as your friend? multiple times. what is on your bed right now? well, my own bed is in storage right now to my understanding, but the bed i'm using at colleen's currently just had pillows and blankets. are you someone’s best friend? i am! :D what do you think of when you think of australia? my friend shaylee ever ridden on a roller coaster? no, too scared. what is your birthstone? amethyst is anyone jealous of you? literally no reason to ever be. do any of your friends have children? not any close friends how did you get one of your scars? i scratched the fuck out of my leg. it was overly itchy. honestly, what is your point of a view of a friend who goes for their friend’s exes? consult your friend about it. when was the last time you laughed so hard you couldn’t breathe? when playing "cards against humanity" with colleen, chelsea, and bradley would you rather visit a zoo or an art museum? zoo! do you sleep with a night light? no. do you bite your toenails? nope. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime? overall, i feel most connected to otep's lyrics. have you ever gone to the person you like’s best friend to help you out? no. who is the most blunt person that you know? colleen do you think you will be going to sleep soon? i might take a nap. what nervous habits do you have? my eyes dart, i play with/knead my hands, avoid eye contact, etc. when was the last time you were hit on by someone? i'm not sure. what is your ringtones on your cellular? "telescope" by starset do you wear makeup? rarely. do you believe everyone deserves a second chance? nope. what is your pet’s name? the only pet i personally "own" is teddy, a beagle-cocker spaniel mix. do you have any siblings? do you get along? my two immediate siblings are ashley and nicole. what is your favorite color? maroon. what color are your eyes? blue do you like your parents? i love them. how long does it take you to shower? like 8 minutes. is the last person you kissed older than you? by two years name everyone you kissed this year: no one is it awkward when you run into your ex’s? i've never "run into" him. i've seen him once, but it wasn't awkward honestly. have you ever fallen asleep with the last person you kissed? probably hundreds of times... do you change your phone background a lot? nope. think back to your last relationship. was it worth it? yes, it was. has anyone seen you in your underwear, other than mom? yep. do you hate being the first person to start a conversation? sure do. if you had to live off one type of fruit, which would you pick? strawberries what do you usually order from olive garden? spicy shrimp fritas. fucking perfection. how do you like your steak cooked? well done do you know anyone who self-harms? i know people who have, but i certainly hope they still don't. do you have any siblings? what are their names, age, and grade they are in? doing immediate siblings only. ashley: she's 24, i think, and she's graduated. nicole: she's 18 and is a freshman in college. do you know a schizophrenic person? yes. my own half-sister tiffany is a schizophrenic. do you own many pairs of shorts? i don't have any. is there a certain song you like to headbang to? surprisingly, i don't headbang. is there a band/artist who has strange lyrics but you love them anyway? rammstein's lyrics are rather different imo did you love playing hide and seek as a kid? i really did! do you have a favorite font on the computer? garamond, i assume. have you ever been severely burned? nope. did you ever dream that you had a baby? multiple times. what was the weirdest thing you ever saw cross the road? hm, not sure... do you try clothes on before you buy them? i avoid that shit like the plague, but i guess if i have to. by society's standards, are you attractive? probably not, idk? mostly because i'm fat, so. i do have clear skin though? would you let your kid smoke weed? if i found my child smoking weed, that would probably be the closest i'd ever get to beating their fucking ass, to be frank about it. are you mentally stable? "no" should be the obvious answer. do you think marijuana is safer than alcohol? in some ways, sure. what do you hear right now? "the dope show" by marilyn manson, chelsea talking in her room... have you ever been in an abusive relationship? no. what color is your favorite bra? it's mostly baby pink, but has a black, swirly design on it. which would you rather have, a new puppy or kitten? i'd actually quite enjoy a kitten right now. if you could have one power, what would it be? shape-shifting. would you ever date out of your own race? yeah. do you still watch movies intended for children? every now and again. who is your favorite stand-up comedian? john pinette. what is your strangest phobia? whale sharks. what is the most pointless movie that you have ever seen? "the purge." just the concept of it was so stupid. i mean, the film was okay, but still pointless. have you ever kissed someone of the same gender as you? romantically, no. when a bee is coming close to you, do you stand still or run away? depends on the kind of bee. ex., wasp, i'm running. honeybee, it's cool. are you self conscious about wearing a bathing suit? very, yes. if you had to play one sport for a living, what would it be? dance. have your parents ever thought you were gay? what happened? i don't think so, no. what’s the best thing to eat for breakfast? pancakes are your parents more liberal or conservative? conservative, mostly, with some liberal views. when was the last time you saw your best friend? this morning. i am currently living with her; she's at work atm. how many jobs have you ever had? (including things like babysitting) two. do you have family meals when it’s someones birthday? we go out to eat somewhere nice-ish. are you comfortable talking to both your parents about sex and boys? mom, sure, but i would never discuss sex with dad. have you ever wanted to be a teacher? not at all. what do you think is overrated? i don't really call things "overrated." well-liked things are liked for a reason. what is underrated? the band otep. they should really be better known. can spiders jump? yes, they can. there was a sculpture that was supposed to be displayed for a week in the rockefeller center in nyc of a falling woman - designed as a memorial to those who jumped or fell to their death from the world trade center. it was complained about as grotesque, inappropriate and describe as 'not art.’ what do you think? who says something grotesque cannot be art? it was absolutely art and carried with it a heavy message. it shouldn't have been censored by not showing it. has anyone ever mistaken you for a satanist? with my wardrobe, probably. what did you see today that was beautiful in an ordinary way? i saw my best friend. are you dyslexic? no sir. do you agree with the people who say that everyone is bi-sexual even if they don’t want to admit it? heard that before, and it's bullshit. if you are the only human on the planet of the apes do you have sex with an ape? ugh, no. do you believe that black people should get money to make up for their previous enslavement? ... the fuck is this? no??? look, i am in no way racist or anything, but there is no reason to pay african americans because of past mistreatment? like, that shit's done and over with? have you ever tried to write poetry or song lyrics? poetry, yeah. do you like men who have a sensitive side? it's like. mandatory for me. dangly earrings, hoop earrings, simple studs, or no earrings at all? hmmm, studs. would you ever wear black lipstick? do you know anyone who does? i do sometimes. do you lecture people about drugs? if one prompts me too, yes. if you could pick the temperature of the outdoors for the rest of your life, what would it be? like... 49, maybe? who was the last person to call you babe? probably colleen, potentially juan. do you have family problems? yes. were you smiling when you woke up this morning? who the fuck just wakes up smiling? do you like being in pictures? while it's great to be included, i only really like it if i'm taking the picture, 'cuz i know how to flatter my face. do you sneak out? at 21, i can't exactly "sneak out," but when i was a teenager, no, i never did. how would you spend a day at the beach? in the ocean have you ever experienced altitude sickness? nope. do you ever make a big deal out of nothing? only constantly. have you ever written anything on a bathroom stall? nope. are your hands unsteady? yes, i have an essential tremor. are you scared of moving on? FUCKING HORRIFIED. when talking on the phone, do you place it against your left or right ear? right ear are you scared you’ll get a q-tip stuck inside your ear? nope. do you use index cards to help you prepare for tests? i never did. what’s your favorite flavor of sunflower seeds? i don't like sunflower seeds. what's currently on your mind? meh. i feel... alone and unaccomplished. i just found out a veeery old friend of mine is moving out with her girlfriend soon, and. idk. seeing her grow up like that makes me jealous. i miss having another half, okay? what’s your favorite hairstyle on a guy? kill me pls, bc i like emo/scene hair the most ;-; what color is your hairbrush? hot pink have you ever dated someone with curly hair? not full-blown curly, no. very few of j's tips would be curly, but his hair overall was more wavy. how many of the people you’ve kissed have had brown eyes? one. what’s the stupidest thing you’ve ever said to the person you like? "i love you." are you currently in a “i wouldn’t mind if i lost 50 pounds” kind of mood? losing 50 pounds would honestly be spectacular. are your parents religious? yeah. would you like to have twins? fuck no. if your best friend liked your last ex, what would you do? oh, i'd tell her off. want to have kids before you’re 30? it'd be ideal. has someone ever made a promise to you and broke it? sure has. would you ever date anyone covered in tattoos? sure. do you feel more comfortable with a male or female doctor/nurse? female. are you interested in more than one person at the moment? nope.

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