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#i can't stop thinking about these silly mfs
moment0morii · 1 month
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woe! drawing dump be upon ye.
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itsbecomeblue · 4 months
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band!ellie 2 headcanons and smau
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sinopse: ellie williams is the lead singer in a band (+some texts with her).
cw: nsfw after the texts with warning! swearing, explicit, reader works in a record store and ellie's a simp, not explicit if reader is fem or masc.
part 1
☆ at first dina and jesse could NOT bring themselves to believe ellie found her girl, but then they met you.
“this shit's cringe as fuck but the way y'all act around eachother…” jesse starts and dina immediately agrees.
“yeah, she's perfect for you, el.”
“i knowwwww, i need her.” jumping like a teenage girl fr…
☆ sometimes she thinks her bandmates like you way too much.
“invite y/n to the next rehearsal too for real.” jesse says after you leave a rehearsal you went to.
“okay man i get it, she's amazing.” with an annoyed expression.
“so… invite her.” dina chuckles.
“no, i don't want any of you jumping on my girl.” but she does invite you anyway.
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☆ she's so stupid tbh, she's gonna sign girls’ tits after concerts and act all oblivious when you swerve her kisses.
☆ and swerving her is so fun istg, she's gonna try like 4 times before she's upset. UPSET! (she will go non verbal).
☆ the type to perform and glance at you like you're about to have sex right that instant (u will, after the concert tho!).
☆ she is a singer herself but turns on the tv and pretends to be the weeknd for you.
☆ she wishes she could rap… actually, no. she thinks she can.
"that was... something." you smirk and she scoffs, throwing herself on the couch she was standing on, mic in hand.
"i'm literally in my rapper era but whatever, you'll see." and you're full on laughing. "don't laugh." and you come hug her and say she's so so special.
☆ you can't open x (twitter) without seeing girls mourning your girlfriend… she's alive not single tho!
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☆ always late for everything, but she tries her best istg. you and the band are TIREDDD.
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☆ nervous about pda… but she likes it, showing everyone you're hers and she's yours.
☆ made a slideshow about how you should move into her apartment… that was kinda like:
“REASONS FRRRR 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
ALL OF THEM 🤣
we're literally soulmates so we gotta be roommates too???
countless sleepovers omg i'm crying!
i'll never be late again (kinda😬)
we can get a pet tg 😯
i'll get to listen to u sing in the shower more and you know i like hearing you and singing with you while im in the toilet or even outside the bathroom
passionate lesbian sex before sleeping, after eating, doing the dishes, the laundry ALL THE TIME
i love you the most and i want you close all the time
you love me back (i hope) so you gotta want me close too
i want you as my wife asap
think about it, thanks and please my love ❤️”
you moved in… weak mf but can anyone blame you??
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☆ loves cooking with you for friends and family when they come over. just loves being with you in general but even house chores are better with you??
☆ comes disturb see you at your job, your bosses hate her and said they were gonna stop selling their album 😒 (they actually love her).
☆ switches from your serious cool rockstar girlfriend to your silly baby girlfriend in a second.
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☆ when fans edit you, reposts them and comments under them more than on her own (she has a folder of them on tiktok)
“that's my baby so stop gawking.(jk)” “whats her @” “id repost but my gf would be jealous, shes hot asf 🤤🤤” “THAT'S MY GIRL” “creamed💔”
someone said “ellie cant handle allat” and she replied fr “true, she the one handling me 💯💢” SHE HAS NO CHILL
☆ she pays the same attention to potential hate you'd get, she will block them… don't talk about her girl.
nsfw (cw: cunnilingus [e and r!receiving], fingering [e and r!receiving]. switch!ellie!!!!).
☆ you were supposed to be in the shower but ellie saw you stripping out of your clothes and she has to ask to kiss your clit, dropping to her knees. her fingers bruising your thighs and shes eating you out as if she'd been starving. you cum but she's not satisfied yet, she pulls you down on the bedroom carpet with her "give me another one, please." hands roaming your skin ever so softly, sending shivers down your body. she asks what you want, the position, how many fingers, she just needs to please you. and now she's on top of you, pounding you with her fingers and pressing down your lower stomach because she just wants you to cum again.
☆ she's gonna be in bed with you, almost asleep asking you for kisses, then for some touches... and you end up between her legs, sloppy nasty head and some slow fingering. your lips around her clit and kissing her pussy lips and slit and your fingers in and out her pussy. she's whining and squealing, playing with her own tits and caressing ur face. you're humming against her pussy and she's clenches "let go for me, ellie..." you coo and she squirts on your mouth and fingers. soft pants leaving her lips, soon stopping with her caresses on your face as you lick her cum. you look up, hair messy against the pillow and eyes closed. "i love you..." she mutters after you clean her and lay next to her "i love you." you spoon her.
a/n: this is kinda shitty but it's for who asked for more! @kyleeservopoulos @sameenatruther @harrysslutsstuff
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m3guchi · 1 year
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Stay with me, don't want you to leave ‹𝟹 . . . 🐰
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Context . . . Flustered bfs who gets shy and affectionate while you give them kiss marks on their faces and neck (guys pls this is actually a tiktok trend)
Notice . . . x fem!reader . . 🍮 !
W/ . . . Rin , Bachira , Nagi , Reo . . 🍮 !
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RIN 🐰 . . !
As usual, Rin goes home after practice, gets graced upon your touch, and tells you how he had a long day and how much he just wants to be with you.
"Baby? 'M home, where are you?" To Rins' surprise, you weren't in the living room where you'd usually be lying on the coach patiently waiting for his arrival. "Y/n? Sweetheart, you there?" But to Rins' dismay, you were too busy eyeing the tiktok video where girlfriends pepper their boyfriends faces with kisses with lipstick marks on them too in your shared bedroom with him.
"There you are, been looking for you baby, you weren't in the living room." Rin sighs as he approaches you to lie down with you and have you snuggled in his arms. "Well hello there Rinnie, how was practice, my love?" Rins heart melts when you call him that endearment, to be your love. "Was fine baby, how was your day?" You sigh dramatically. "Same as always, boring. If only you were here.." you put on a pout, Rin feels a slight pain tugging his heart and a bit guilty, he knows he hasn't been spending much time with you considering his career.
After being snuggled with Rin, you suddenly remember the video you were watching, and you thought, 'Rin and I should do it!', you immediately got up, leaving Rin confused with a slight pout, you grabbed the lipstick that Rin loved, he always loved the color on you. "Huh? Are you going somewhere?" He asks confused by your actions. "No, silly! Just wanna try something with you" you giggle. Rins' curiosity was growing but he patiently waited for you.
"There! C'mere" rin obliges, he observes your lips, the color you put on, oh how he loved the color on you. "Mwa mwa mwa mwa" you cup his cheeks and slowly kiss his cheeks, nose, somewhere close his lips, his jawline, leaving Rin flustered, he was turning red at this point! Rin couldn't say a word, he can't complain, he doesn't want you to stop, but his brain just can't function right now. Let's say once you were done giving him kisses, you had to deal with an affectionate Rin. Not that you didn't love it tho!
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BACHIRA 🐰 . . !
Here you were with boyfriend on his rare day offs, lazing around and enjoying each others' presence. Meguru was pacing around in the bedroom, thinking of what to do.
"Sweetcakes this is soooo boringgg, I hate this!" There was really something about this man and him calling you these... err, should we call them weird but cute endearments..? "Meguru, why don't we just take a nap? You always do take a nap when you're bored" you try persuading your stubborn boyfriend in to taking a nap with you, "Don't wanna! I wanna spend time with you in a different wayyyy, this is not fair!"
You sigh, there was really nothing you could think of, and Meguru is.. kinda throwing a small fit right now. Meguru finally joins you in bed, sighing dramatically. "Just don't know what to dooo" he feigns a sob as you cradle him like a big cat who's acting like a big baby. While you play with his hair to help him relax, he goes thru his phone, hoping to find at least something interesting (which he doubts he would find something interesting, it's at least worth a shot)
The group chat for the blue lock team was going crazy with Karasu spamming the chat.
Karasu : YOU FUCKERS I CANT TAKE THIS TIKTOK SHIT ANYMORE. ITS PRACTICALLY FILLED WITH COUPLES KISSING EACHOTHER.
Otoya : Hoe it isn't our fault ur ass is single
Rin : Stop spamming the chat, the chat is only for soccer purposes.
Karasu : killjoy mf
Rin : ???
Bachira practically snickers at their conversation, scrolling thru the chats. But, oh wait, Karasu sent a video of those couples doing the new trend. Wouldn't hurt to watch it, right?
As soon as Bachira saw the video, his eyes widened. 'So, like, what if me and...Y/N AND I DO THIS ????' he jumps out of the bed, startling you and scaring you a bit. "Babe what are you doi.." "BABY, THE LOVE OF MY LIFE, GO GET ANY LIPSTICK THERE THAT YOU HAVE, WAIT NO I'LL GET IT FOR YOU." Bachira rushes to your small make up pouch, getting the coral pink lipstick you always use.
"Megu, what's this for?" You laugh at his excitement and curiously watch him. "THERE, apply it on your lips pretty please" he gives you those puppy dog eyes he always gives you when he's being affectionate, and since Bachira had been whining earlier, you decide to just go with what he wants today. "There, 'm done. What's with you and my lipstick, babe?" "NOTHING" he urges you to come sit on his lap and you happily oblige. For a moment, Bachira felt shy to ask you for kisses, not like the usual where he'd shamelessly ask you for it.
Bachiras' phone was open, and you see the video playing and you finally realized what he wants. "Aww Meguru, baby. You could've just asked for it" you laugh at him quietly while he turns slight red, you grab his cheeks kissing it softly, and you give him a quick eskimo kiss while you enjoy making him flustered by kissing his face. Bachira finally eased up and gets a bit tickled, his laughs are so cute too. His hands were on your waist, holding you still. Bachira hopes he can get more day offs like this.
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NAGI 🐰 . . !
As much as he's a lazy snow ball, I do think Nagi actually put in a lot of effort to at least show you how much he loves you. He does laze around from time to time tho.
You were just scrolling thru tiktoks and talking with your friends, while your boyfriend is playing games in his set up. You two were doing your own thing, as you believe that giving each other separate time for alone time would be a good thing. (You guys are in a shared bed room tho)
Nagi seems focused in the new game he's playing with Reo, they're in call in Discord, fortunately when they play, they rarely get loud. But hours have passed and you miss Nagi already, you hate to be clingy and annoy him, but you just wanna cuddle with him already.
Fortunately for you, you gather enough courage to cling onto him after watching a cute video of a couple. You come closer to Nagi, he's too focused in game so you try tugging on his hoodie. "Sei, baby?" Nagi looks at you softly, he talks so softly when he talks to you too. "Yeah? You need anything, pretty?" You blush at his endearment for you, (contrary to your belief that you don't get flustered when he calls you that, you always do get flustered.) "Mmm, need youu, sei" you put on a pout, nagi sighs playfully, grabbing your waist and leading you to his lap, "there we go, you can sit on my lap, just one more game. 'Kay?" You nod at him softly while you put your arms around his neck, your head resting on his chest, patiently waiting for him to finish.
You got a bit impatient, and started peppering his cheeks with kisses, Nagi notices your actions, he's rushing to finish the game, he wants to spend time with you too, but when he sees that the game isn't going to finish any time soon, he tells Reo that he needs to go, leaving Reo whining and complying. "'M done pretty girl, you need something?" Nagi makes sure your needs are attended to as much as he can do it for you. "Just you, sei. Missed you s'much" you continue to place kisses on his soft cheeks and nose. (Being this affectionate with Nagi will lead you to a clingy Nagi cuddling you 24/7)
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REO 🐰 . . !
It is true that Reo loves you more than anything, he worships you, and lavishes you. He tries his best to do everything just for you, canceling meetings or practices, to make you happy no matter how small your matter is just for him to be with you, you're the first thing he thinks about when he wakes up, and the last thing he thinks about before going to sleep.
Reo and Nagi planned a meet up to bond for a bit, then he'd surprise you for a visit after they hang out. But it just seems like Reo and you haven't been spending much time for the past days, so you grew impatient for his affection, but you understand that he also has a life outside, so you being impatient does go away easily. Reo gets excited to meet you, he bought you your favorite snacks, he's taking you out for dinner, he bought you flowers and a new cute dress he knows you'd be absolutely cute in, and lastly, he bough you a new Dior lipstick you've been eyeing.
Reo bids Nagi a goodbye before driving to your place, you were just home, making yourself comfortable in Reos' favorite hoodie that you stole from him (he found it cute so he gave you it, he occasionally spreads his scent on the hoodie when you aren't wearing it, so maybe it'd make up for his absence).
Your door bell rings and you wonder who is it, you get up and see who is it through the balcony, and it's, IT'S REO? You hurriedly came down stairs to open the door. "REO?" Your boyfriend simply smiles softly at your expression, "Bunny! Missed me? Yeah, 'course you missed your boyfriend so much." You roll your eyes at him but smile slightly. "Where's my hug, bunny?" He playfully teases you. "Oh, yeah. Before that, got you a little something." And when Reo says a little something, you already know it isn't something little, so you deadpan at him. "Reooo, what did i tell you about-" "I know, i know, just wanted to make up for my princess. And, you're my everything, y'know that, right?" You can't help but succumb to the words he says to you, they're always making you flustered. You receive the flowers and alot more.
"Get dolled up, bunny. Gonna take you out for dinner. Sounds good, yeah?" You were excited to finally spend time with him, it's been days after all. "Want you to wear this dress for me." And he bought you another dress, well you couldn't complain.
While eating dinner outside (reo actually rented the place for the night, so you two could be alone) he holds your hands, "look, I know you told me not to spend so much money on you, but.. I got you this lipstick you've been eyeing for quite a while now and.. "REO" "I KNOW, OK WAIT, i just wanna spoil you bunny, what's the harm in that? Y'know I love seeing my love being happy." You sigh, you can't really do anything about him spending his money on you. "Thank you, Reo. I love it" "hmmm, I wonder where's my kiss and I love you" you roll your eyes at him.
"Thank you for taking me out tonight, reo" "Always bunny" you enjoy his presence while he drives you back home. "Well, I guess see you tomorrow bunny?" Reo bids you a goodbye but you stop him. "Wait, I.. well" you tried on the lipstick he bought you earlier and he did ask for a kiss earlier, so you give him a soft kiss on the cheeks "GOODNIGHT REO, I LOVE YOU" you run away from him and rush through your door to get in, leaving Reo shocked and flustered while he touches his cheeks. You observe him in the window, and hear him mutter a "Nightnight bunny, love you too" while he puts on a boyish smile, heading back to his car.
He's in love with you, and he'll do anything for you, and you know it's true.
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braxlrose · 10 months
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i read your tom kaulitz weird and silly headcanons and i can't stop laughing 😭 wtf it's 4 am.. anyway will you do the same headcanons only with bill, pretty please?🤭 i know one hundred percent that this little bastard isn't so innocent what he looks like.. i'm sure he's as dirty as Tom 😭 btw sorry engilsh is not my first language ☠️ Greetings from Poland!!:)
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(his skirt is so cute?!?)
Cześć jeszcze raz! Rzadko spotykam Polaków, więc cieszy mnie możliwość ćwiczenia języka polskiego!
also his skirt is super cute omg
silly and weird bill headcanons
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cw: mentioned oral(f and m!recieving), making out, nipple play?, etc
-you are completely right, this mf is far from innocent 💀 tom is seen as the dirty minded one but this little shit would make the most dirty fucking jokes every and then act all innocent LIKE BITCH
-he's also passive aggressive. like very passive aggressive. pookie can't help it 😪
-the first time you, him and tom all got high together he got super paranoid and thought that you guys were all just figments of a dog's imagination
-when you guys are spooning, he reaches underneath your shirt and cups your boobs. it helps him fall asleep quicker apparently
-but sometimes when he's feeling like a little shit, he'll tweak and pull at your nipples and you have to slap him away. so then you make him promise not to do it again. spoiler alert. he does it again 😐
-hes an impatient mf so the amount he's burned his tongue after heating up a pop tart 😒 like bitch..just wait the two fucking minutes
-he loves kissing your temple and your forehead
-during the winter, if his hands are cold he asks if he can put his hand in your pants. 💀 like that's his exact words. "Can I put my hand down your pants?" he says it's because you're warmer down there than he is, but I think it's just cuz he's a dirty minded little fuck
-when cooking marshmallows over the fire, it's a 50/50 thing. Sometimes he's super patient and will wait and make his marshmallows a crispy, perfect golden brown color and other times he gets to lazy and will just shove it in the fire.
-he also thinks it's like the coolest thing in the entire world when his whole marshmallow is on fire
-he didn't know how to snap until he was like 16 and always got mad whenever tom could do it 😭
-he was super happy when he realized that he was the taller twin bc tom was allllwayyss talking about how he was 10 minutes older.
-YOU GUYS GOT MATCHING TATTOOS
-he literally loves getting matching tattoos with you, he thinks it's so cute and fucking loves it. somehow he convinced the both of you to get some dumb ones 💀
-when you two were little kids he used to beg the teacher to make you, him and tom partners. lil bro would get down on his knees
-speaking of getting down on his knees, the first time he went down on you he "accidentally" 🤨 bit your clit. I still say he did it on purpose though
-you guys know that thing that Gomez does with Morticia when she reaches her arms to the side and he kisses from her finger tips to the other finger tips? yall know what I'm talking about? WELL BILL DOES THAT
-he likes to sleep naked sometimes. because it's "better for sleeping" but I think it's just because he wants to sleep next to naked you.
-almost drowned tom at the pool 💀...multiple times
-him and tom make you sit by the pool and then make you tell them who's cannon ball was better. and this isn't just a like 16 yr old boy thing. they do this at 33 too.
-bill once stood up upside-down on a keg and drank it 😧. not the whole thing but it was super crazy. you later found out it was because tom didn't think he would do it
-he once jerked off in class and found a way so nobody would notice him EXCEPT YOU 😨 MF YOU WERE TRAUMATIZED
-he also doesn't know how to lock a door. so you'll just walk in and he'll be jerking off, or you'll turn a corner in his house and he'll be jerking off, you go to use the bathroom and he'll be jerking off. "I'm a teenage boy it's what we do!" BRUH GET A HOBBY
-if you don't know german, he'll randomly say dirty stuff to you in german. BUT THEN PROCEED TO GET MAD AT TOM IF HE TEACHES YOU BAD WORDS IN GERMAN 🙄
-he loves sitting in your lap when making out. like obviously he loves it when you sit in his lap, but he LOVES when he gets to sit on top of you and kiss you
-the first time he tried to give you hickies, he wasn't completely sure how to and ended up biting you 💀
-he's not a morning person, we all know this. so if you want to get him out of bed, you will have to drag him out by his feet.
-his dick is big. we all know this, but the first time you tried to give him oral, he accidentally slapped your face w/ his dick 😭
ANYWAYYSSS TY SM FOR THE REQUEST POOKIE I HOPE MY POLNISCH WASNT TOO BAD
taglist: @hearts4kaulitz @burntb4bydoll @spelaelamela @bored0writer @fishinaband @billsleftnutt @dead-tapes @tokiiohot @bluepoptartwithsprinkles
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iheartjameshetfield · 6 months
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hi! I just can't stop thinking about James having a relationship with a rockstar who also has a thrash metal band. what it would be like to go on tour together, interviews and things like that. OR what it would be like if the bands had some kind of rivalry (but that doesn't really exist) and the media and fans discovering their relationship. I don't know if it's silly but I needed to get it out of my mind.
THERES A FIC JUST LIKE THIS ITS CALLED MALIBU AND ITS ON WATTPAD, ITS SOOOO GOOD I LOVE IT SMM
THE WRITING IS GOOD TOO AND THEY HAVE A RIVALRY AND INTERVIEWS AND EVERYTHING AND THE MOMSNTS BETWEEN JAMES AND THE OC ARE JUST SOOOO MF CUTE GO READ IT RN RN
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starryhunbun · 1 year
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It's midnight and I can't sleep because i have yet again thoughts to share. I just came to think of something unsettling and it's bothering me so much that I just couldn't continue with my life without shari g this with anyone.
I'm German. So when it comes to things that are somehow connected to germany, I’ll know it. And I'll be like "Oh, yeah I know that too, that's funny".
Example: when Wednesday started speaking German (sort of).
I also watch and read blue lock. So when this mf came up:
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Micheal fucking Kaiser who speaks german just like we can see in this panel ("auf die Knie"/eng: kneel), I was like oh, yeah makes sense he's playing for one of the most popular and successful football Clubs of Germany. Hell, members of my family are huge Bayern München fans (that's the original name btw, not bastard munchen). So naturally he speaks german. His name is so painfully German too, my old teacher's name was Misses Kaiser so yeah. The only thing more German than this is if his name was Müller.💀
But that's not what this is about.
This is not about the fact that he is German.
This is about the fact that he is from fucking Munich and it just hit me recently when I thought back to my own visit there while going through my pictures. It's beautiful there, really. A regular big city in Germany. Whatever.
WHAT IM TRYING TO SAY IS THAT THEY HAVE A DIALECT!
Just like people from Texas have an accent, people from Munich, the very place the bastard munchen players come from, have an ACCENT. Of course not everyone and all that but still. THIS ACCENT EXISTS AND I FORGOT ABOUT IT AND NOW I CANT STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.
Because NOW THAT BLUE LOCK SEASON 2 IS ANNOUNCED IM SCARED THAT THEY WILL GIVE KAISER THE MOST DISTURBING BAVARIAN (bayrisch) DIALECT BECAUSE I THINK THIS ACCENT IS SO SILLY.
(no hate to those who have it, it's totally normal. I just dont understand yall😃 I feel like this)
BECAUSE CAN YOU IMAGINE THIS GUY PICKING A FIGHT ISAGI WITH A SILLY DIALECT?
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I CAN'T.
For those who cant imagine the impact of this dialect I found a good video to show the difference between standard German and Bavaria dialect. The girl in the white speaks with dialect Btw.
Part 1 || Part 2
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tomatoswup · 9 months
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i had this silly idea i told my friend about what if the Trigun Stampede gang run in to a runaway teen reader and then the reader’s part of the gang. The reader’s in their rebellious phase of course and kinda argues with Wolfwood a lot. Can you write headcanons for this please? (°▽°)
Runaway!
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A/N: i’M SO SORRY FOR THE LATE RESPONSE IT WAS A REALLY HECTIC MONTH😭😭😭😭 honestly, this was really fun to write heheheh,,, i can kinda see reader being a pain in the ass but with good intentions….maybe… But god i can imagine how crazy the stampede crew would be if they had a teen,,, i love it😌☝️☝️☝️ Hope you enjoy!!!(*´∇`*)
warnings/tags: none!
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Well aren't you a little anomaly in the bad deserts!
When you first encounter the gang, it wasn't a very...proud encounter.
To be exact, trying to steal Vash's gun in the middle of a busy bar was a very brave choice knowing that the Humanoid Typhoon was trying to eat spaghetti, and in the flesh!
Bold dare I say but, besides that, you were getting hunted by a group of thugs that had been going through town and uh, you sure did cause a bit of trouble.
And by trouble I mean you stole their car keys and went out for a joy ride.
Yup, crashed that shit rightttt into a boulder.
And of course Vash, who's a bit too kind for his own good at times, wanted to help someone so young to Wolfwood's disbelief. Meryl and Roberto? They've witnessed what he did for Jenora Rock so they kinda expected it.
After that first meeting, you naturally stuck to the wacky group and often times when needed, you tried to help them in exchange for saving your life.
Of course with payment :D It's a hard world for a runaway teen out here!
Don't worry you don't make them pay...sometimes...
Young and free they say hahaha!!...Yeah you had literally no more bullet to spare so time to get workin~
You often had Wolfwood reminisce his times back at the orphanage. He's lived there for so long and he's dealt with kids of many ages, but goddamn did you give this man a mf headache.
Sorry, correction, a migraine.
I damn right knowww he goes through twice the number of cigarette packs when you're around.
"Alright kid, no more grabbing shit or starting fights. Zip your mouth if you're gonna be tagging along-"
"Do you really think I'm gonna listen to a priest?"
"UNDERTAKER!"
"Same thing"
"No it's not!"
You glanced at Meryl for more input.
"...Okay I can see where they're coming from-"
"MERYL SERIOUSLY?!"
You got Wolfwood this close to Homer Simpson choking you out.
Sometimes Vash can't help but watch the both of you headbutt eachother.
He's the type of person to try and stop the fight and maintain the peace but bestie, when you're against a rebelling teenager anything is possible.
He understands tho bc he's also gone through his little phase, that's how he got his little earring :D
But asides from that, when he tries to stop ya'll you guys just ignore him lmAOOO
They say teens are rebellious while trying to find others who they can relate to or have a connection with and well, although you didn't really have a permanent home anymore like you use to, you slowly found yourself getting fond of this little wacky group.
And at some point while you guys got closer, Wolfwood tended to look after you a little more.
Was it because of his past? Or were you just a kid who needed the right guidance forward?
Either way, he tries his best to give you good advice,,, advice to keep you alive.
A practical guardian you could say,, Or kinda like an uncle?
And you know what, you don't mind it.
"Did your sticky little hands grab another fucking wallet? Seriously?"
'No I did not!" You narrowed your eyes at him "It's a map get it right. I also only steal from the rick-looking men Wolfwood cmon now-"
You ended up getting a bonk on the head from him, which led you to looking at Roberto, who downed another drink.
"What are you looking at me for?"
WHATCHU MEAN MY BOY ARE YOU REALLY NOT GONNA-
He really doesn't care lMAAOOO Most unphased man alive.
As long as no one dies!
And maybe after all of this time, even after those two years after what happened to July you guys will reunite again :)
You still a lil' shit tho
"does anyone have gum?"
"I haven't seen you in two years and you're asking me this?"
"...It was just a question..."
FUN TIMESSSSSS~
extra:
-you would wHIP THE NEWS AGENCY CAR ON A GOOD MORNING
-Meryl gets tired one night driving?
-"I'll drive for you!"
-Everyone regrets letting you touch that wheel.
-That poor car looks like if you were shaking a bag of skittles when you drive full speed over those sandy hills.
-You got Meryl thanking to god she put her seatbelt on
-Vash holding onto the back of the driver's seat for his life,, I think his nails left cuts in the seat itself jeez!
-Roberto's holding a hand out against your chest so you don't FLY out of your seat when you guys go airborne.
-And Wolfwood honestly wished the sandworms from earlier had eaten him.
-fuc- DID HIS PUNISHER JUST UNHOOK FROM THE ROOF-
-"STOP THE CAR STOP THE CAR!!"
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davidsdussy · 1 year
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This is gonna be a Lil sumin. I was wondering, what would be some of the stupidest and funniest or even sweetest things these boys do? Welll let's find out. HAPPY NEW YEARS
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Foul Language, just them doing stupid shit
sexual themes and smut AND FLUFF!
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David
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𓆩 𓆪 David can be silly and goofy too, its not always serious we all know this. Man has natural crack hidden up his ass some here and its in there deep... Can't even reach up with ya foot.
𓆩 𓆪But one of the funniest moments with David is when he was minding his business. All up your sugar walls with his cock, no shame in the world. Just balls against booty, and Marko had threw a pizza into the slide of his face. The crazy part is how David didn't notice Marko's presence behind him. You watched as the pizza slowly slid down the side of His face and land in between your chest/boobs.
𓆩 𓆪 David was PISSED! But you? You laughed. It was too fucking funny, even with him balls deep inside you and a pizza on your chest.
"GET THE FUCK OUT YOU LITTLE SHIT!!!"
"Whoa calm down no need to get so hostile. I just thought I add a little Italian spice to your bedroom."
"MARKO!"
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH"
Dwayne
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𓆩 𓆪This serious big teddy bear is goofy too..mostly quiet but once you come at him with fun time such as poking him and saying you didn't do it a bunch of times.
𓆩 𓆪 so here you were poking him as he reads on the couch. Repeatedly! Once he was annoyed enough he'll just simply grab you hand and kiss it.
𓆩 𓆪"You done?" he'll chuckle at you. You see dwayne has a hell of a lot of patience I like to think even more so than David. Once you shrugged and claimed it wasn't you, he'll say"Oh yeah?" And then that's when the fun starts.
"MERCY! PLEASE HAHAHAHAHA!" Your laughter filled the lightly dim lit hotel. Be pinned under the long haired giant of a vampire, being tickled brutally. "Yeah? Gonna tell the truth now?" He'll smirk down at you as you nod "Alright alright! I'll stop poking ya!" You yelled out and smiled up at him before sitting up and kissing his cheek.
Paul
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𓆩 𓆪we all know this man don't have hidden crack up his ass...he got crack in his peepee 🙄That mf goes up randomly and who better than you to go to for help. He'll always hug you from behind and rut against you slowly as he whispers filthy things in your ear.
𓆩 𓆪He's just restless, always grabbing for you but he can't help it. Not when you're standing there doing nothing looking all pretty. Even just your voice alone turns him on.
𓆩 𓆪You love paul, never the less. You'll do anything for your sweet puppy. But today you weren't in the mood. So you got an idea, Paul is a menace we know this. even his jokes be heartless a little. So..you did the unthinkable..
A rumble erupted on Paul, and he froze. Did you just?....did you just fart on his erection?!?! Instant turn off, whyyyyy!? "WHOA BABE, you could've warned me!"He backs up and whines. "I'm so sorry Pauly! I didn't m- pffft hahaha" you laughed and grabbed your lower abdomen from laughing so hard. You could hear David from across you two. "That wasn't an accident she's lying" he smirks trying to instigate."Y/N!? Is this true?!"
Marko
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𓆩 𓆪Oh man...you thought Paul was bad. Wait till you hear how him and Paul were planning a prank on David. Nothing like annoying the true high king of skyrim.
𓆩 𓆪so here they were. Waking up early at tonight just to piss off the hanging human bat with crocodile feet. Paul started off by poking David awake. Like it was a serious problem happening
𓆩 𓆪Little did little David know...he's always gonna be the butt of their jokes...no matter what...
"DAVID! WAKE UP! MARKO IS HURT PRETTY BADLY!" David woke up quick, both concerned and pissed about what was going on. "What do you mean he's hurt?! What the fuck happened?!" Once he got his gorilla grippers off the ceiling and started running down the hall with Paul. And there Marko was..bleeding on the ground, panting and reaching out dramatically"it hurts.." And David was over there in seconds! Wait, oh no...he didn't get nowhere because the mf slipped on some oil Marko put on the floor purposely. Sending David sliding across the ground and into a wall. "PAHAAHAHHAHAHA!" The loud howls filled the hotel as David got up growling and slapping Paul and Marko in the back of the head. "YOU LITTLE SHITS!"
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lusticial · 2 years
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general danganronpa mastermind dating headcanons!
warning: gn reader, slight nsfw on junkos part, mentions of scars on izurus part, mentions of arson and robbing on mikados part.
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🛍 JUNKO ENOSHIMA NON DESPAIR
geez, how did you even bag her?
she is literally the prettiest woman in the world??
lucky mf ANYWAY
junko absolutely spoils you ROTTEN
she has a lot of money, if she sees you eyeing something, trust me; she'll buy it.
also, she loves embarrassing you in public. It's a bit annoying, but it's quite cute. She hugs you, throws you on her shoulders, pinches your cheek, etc!
"hey yyy/nnnnnn do you know HOW MUCH OF AN AMAZING S/O you are??"
trying not to look away in embarrassment
I have a feeling she can't cook, so it's not a good idea to cook with her.
"junko, why is the salt pink?"
"heh, that's not salt SILLY!!"
...hm. I wonder what it is?
if you're the shy type, SHE LOVES making you feel awkward.
she'll purposely wear revealing outfits and ask how you feel
junko your titties are out
she also likes to give you makeovers, like very often.
she also watches barbie
🥀 IZURU KAMUKURA
oh wow. very protective
not in a weird way, but he kinda watches you almost everywhere you go.
ESPECIALLY if he has a bad feeling about something. this man has every talent, i'm sure there's something about being an observer in there somewhere.
if something DID happen to you, no it didn't.
i'm serious, he's defending you quicker than you can blink
another topic, but his hair is?? so soft??
you've never seen it tangled. he spends a normal time in the shower so it's very confusing.
he doesn't mind if you play with his hair, just avoid the scars on his head.
he listens to taylor swift
sometimes SOMETIMES when you're alone, he may crack a slight smile or quiet giggle.
it's very cute ☹️☹️ though you can never get a picture cause he always seems to know?
he really likes cuddles, just be wary of his hair.
you'll wake up with it ALL OVER your face.
though, are you complaining? it smells good.
👗TSUMUGI SHIROGANE
ahh best girl!!
she is so sweet. literally loves you to death.
she really wants to cosplay with you, but understands if you're not interested.
if you ARE interested, she wants to cosplay EVERYONE with you.
her tiktok has 178k followers and she's only following you
sobbing
there is always a smile on her face when she's with you. she just can't stop?!??
she's also pretty bold, she rarely stutters when it comes to lovey dovey stuff.
"hey y/n i have the fattest crush on you"
"tsugu, we're dating."
she blushes so hard around you.
it's like that one reddit story with that wife that had a huge crush on her husband plz someone know what i'm talking about
she doesn't mind being the big or little spoon, she likes being the little spoon though.
she likes hugging you from behind, but she gets pretty scared when you hug her from behind. once she knows it's just you, the fear turns into happiness.
don't break this woman's heart or i break yours😡
🪄 MIKADO SANNOJI
what??? you actually like him?
he's had no friends his entire life, it's really shocking that you even wanna LOOK at him.
but i really think he would ask you out first.
when he realizes he likes you (which doesn't take long)
he asks you out as soon as he can. he's not afraid of rejection!
okay he paced around his room for a bit.
if you reject him (NO) he will just laugh and say it's okay. he's upset, but he doesn't want it to ruin your friendship. eventually, he asks you out again and again until you finally say yes.
he LOVES being the small spoon. literally never considers your feelings on being the big spoon 😭
he's one of those people that YELL when they stretch. don't ask why, he just is.
he moves around a lot in his sleep. one moment he's next to you, and the next he's floating above you.
once you guys start dating, he stops using the mask around you. it's nice seeing his face and seeing him smile.
his idea of dates are robbing small businesses and committing arson.
why small businesses? 😭
though, everyone enjoys a good picnic, right?
he literally piggy back rides you 24/7. he doesn't even use his legs.
"mikado get off, i'm tired."
*no answer*
"...mikado?"
mikado: 😴
nah it was funnier in my head i apologize folks.
he actually really likes it when you style his hair. even when you make him look dumb.
he could literally have 7 pigtails and half neon green hair and he will still say it's amazing.
he says stuff like "you're so cute i wanna squeeze you in a cheese grater and sprinkle you on spaghetti and eat it"
...just ignore him.
a/n: i wrote this at 3am, i apologize if it's unfunny or weird. also, i am a little bit biased when it comes to tsumugi and mikado, so what? ☹️ ok goodnight
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delusional-mishaps · 2 years
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Got any bad sanses x reader headcanons??? (Mainly with Nightmare, Error, Killer, Horror, and Dust) I love them all so picking one is hard….is it ok to ask for a possible poly relationship because everyone crushes on Y/N? And they are easily flustered cause they love them all.
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bad guys poly!!! bad guys poly!!!! bad guys poly!!!! bad guys poly!!!!!! YEAAAA!!!!!
loosely the part one to the wedding headcanons
so you're like the most protect person in the entire multiverse
also maybe feared??? how'd you get these evil murder men to just follow your every whim???
nah because these mfs will literally do anything for you. A N Y T H I N G. i mean they literally already kill people so they can and will kill someone for you if you wanted.
aero would most likely be the one you started dating first. he caught a glimpse of you once on a mission and thought you were pretty/handsome/attractive/whatever you prefer and was like "woo mama i need to meet that person" and then showed up in your house one time KSNKSC
"i don't remember taking my halloween decorations out??" "awww you think i'm a decoration? am i really pretty enough to be a decoration??" "AHHHH IT TALKS"
and then you threw something at him. he dodged and you two just stared at each other for a few minutes after BAHAHAH
from then it was pretty common to come home to him eating half the junk food in your pantry, legs kicked up and watching whatever trash tv is on. your house is a mess. your life may or may not be in shambles. you don't like him very much.
but he grows on you!
one day he asks you out and at this point you were ACTUALLY starting to like him so you agree to date him
he wanted to try to keep you a secret but he has a big mouth and wanted to gush about you so he accidentally let slip once that he had a partner and everyone was like "oh?????? aero had a partner????? who is it????" because he NEVER gets serious about anyone ever so this is a big deal
and then he's like "hey babe wanna meet my family that's actually other versions of me" and fed up with his shit you say "you're insane" and then he and four others pop by your house and you're like "maybe you're not insane" BAHAHBANSNXK
look at you now you not only have ONE criminally insane skeleton friend but you have FIVE of them!!
eventually you start dating all of them somehow. why would you wanna date these insane little men??? dw i do too they're so silly
some took longer than others (delusion took the longest while pisces took the least amount of time) to get into a relationship with. but not being in a relationship never stopped you from flirting with them <3333
delusion would get the most flustered any time you would flirt with him. aero likes to flirt back and it's real hard to truly fluster him, but sometimes when you're being truly sentimental he'll get all blushy and shy <33 true feelings really get to him :O) don't let him know i told you
sometimes there are spouts of jealousy. despite his distant behaviour, vendetta does like when you hang out with him and he noticed when you hang out with him less than the others. just make sure to spend equal time with your boys <33 it won't totally stop the jealousy but it will certainly help
they are all super possessive of you. like, sometimes frighteningly so. you can't go out anywhere without one of them, and the entire time they'll be GLARING at anyone that even looks at you.
they are all very different lovers so what you can't get from one of them, you may get from another
pisces would be more-so the "gentle lover" out of the five. cuddles and purrs while the two of you lay in bed watching a movie and snacking. he's always making sure you're well-fed and taking care of yourself. he tells you he loves you a lot
grimm likes to treat you like royalty. he likes to spoil you, show you how much you're worth to him through possessions. of course, he can never truly show you just how much you mean to him solely through material gifts, but it's still nice to be pampered. plus your closet is fucking awesome. he sparsely says "i love you", but when he does, he says it with absolute adoration
aero leaves you with quick kisses, fleeting touches and hitched breath. he was the first of the five to get into a relationship with you, and he likes to hold that above everyone's heads. he likes to play tricks on you, but they're never terribly mean, and he always makes it up to you. he only ever says "i love you" when it's just the two of you, when you're alone and focused solely on each other.
vendetta likes to be alone, but he likes you even more than that. if he's having a particularity bad day, he'll search you out and whisk you away. you calm the erraticness of his fucked up soul. he's always been rather shy in public affections, but he won't hesitate to tell you that he loves you no matter who's around.
delusion is an odd one to date. he is very distant, both physically and emotionally. yet, he's entirely devoted to you. he'd burn worlds just to show his love for you. he, like grimm, will shower you in gifts, but his are always handmade. sentimental. he's only ever said "i love you" once. it slipped out once when you did something stupid. he got flustered and you didn't see him for a good few days after that.
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becca-e-barnes · 2 years
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becca please keep writing for ari you’re fueling my ari obsession and i fucking love it😩
No bc Ari is definitely one of the filthiest mfs around and I have a real need for that rn. I still haven't watched that damn movie
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I feel like Ari's punishments would be next level though
I really love the thought of him coming home and catching you playing with a vibe and while he's not annoyed, he pretends to be.
"You thought you could touch your needy little pussy without me? Did you forget it's mine?" His eyes are totally focused on your body and the way you haven't stopped rolling the toy against yourself. You're either so close you can't stop yourself or you're getting off on being watched. He doesn't really care either way, all he cares about is the fact you seem to have somehow gotten wetter since he entered your shared bedroom.
"I'm sorry, Ari." You whine, struggling to keep your hips from rutting desperately against the toy for a little more sensation.
"No you're fuckin' not. You think I can't see how you're getting off on this? You're so slutty sometimes, I hardly even know what to do with you." Fuck, he's loving this. He watches how you grip your own breast with your free hand, squeezing and playing with yourself, purely for your own pleasure. He's right; it feels slutty. And both of you love it.
"Give me that." He demands and for a second you could almost cry, thinking he's going to turn it off and leave you like this. You couldn't stop now, not when you can feel the warmth tingling in your tummy, so close to an orgasm that you could almost give in.
You hand it over reluctantly, letting him take control of your pleasure. You trust him but it's a trust he's earned. He holds your knee in one hand, keeping your legs spread while he keeps the toy pressed against you with the other, just a little firmer than you had been.
"That's it, you're such a good little slut. Look so fucking pretty rubbing yourself silly like that. Just need a firm hand, don't you?" You're hardly even listening to him, your head thrown back as you rock yourself against the toy once more, chasing your high.
Until the sensation stops, just for a second. Before you even have a chance to question it, you feel a rough spank land on your clit, making you yelp from the pain. A second later, the vibrations are back and it's better than ever, your pussy throbbing and your hole twitching, desperate to be filled.
"This is my pussy. Don't forget that." Ari growls, possessiveness dripping from him, not giving you time to brace yourself before he delivers another rough spank.
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babybluebex · 2 years
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thinking about kissing ralph silly. wearing lipstick and his face is just covered in little lip prints and he would get dizzy. UGH! i want to kiss his eyelids and his nose and his cheeks and then kiss the tips of his ears when they flush pink from the other kisses. he would smile so wide. pressing one then two then just a bunch of little kisses on his full lips.
UGH! i cannot believe i am this down terrible for a mf named Ralph
literally his name is ralph and i'm down horrendous for him, just down horrid
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but he ALWAYS accepts your kisses and sits all prime and ready, offering you his face like a little puppy waiting for pets, eyes all closed and a smile on his perfect lips
kissing him all over makes him just grin like a fool, his face and ears and neck, just quick little kiss kiss kiss everywhere, and he gets so abashed "aw, stop" but he doesn't actually want you to stop, he wants the kissies forever
and when you're done, he's covered in your lipstick from head to toe and blinking real fuzzy-like and you go "alright, ralphie?" and he can't stop smiling "i'm alright... i love you"
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zaacoy · 1 year
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It's 3 am!! You know what that means!!! Delusional tang posting time let's gooo yippee!!!!!!
Said I'd dump S4 Tang thoughts here a week ago and then I just kinda. didn't. oopsies, but I can start now!!
S4 Spoilers below the cut, you have been warned!!!
AUTHOR'S NOTE OF SORTS AFTER WRITING THIS: WOW IS THIS LONG. I got a little too silly and put too many thoughts down at once oops, prepare to be reading for a good minute you have been warned (twice!!) aughdhsj
My thoughts are so disorganized rn prepare for a rollercoaster of whatever my brain spits out!!
First. Ep 4 intro.
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Good to see that Tang still can never have a nice landing unlike everybody else
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THE CROCODILE??????? HELLOSNBD?!?
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MF GETS BODY SLAMMED?????
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THIS SCREAM????? He gets to scream for like, 2. SECONDS. BEFORE HE GETS?? DRAGGED RIGHT BACK INTO THE WATER????
ALL OF THE SCREAMINGSG??? THE BASS???? THE FUCKING GUITAR????????
I can't. I cannot. convey in words how incredibly funny this scene is to me. I can't sit through it and not laugh or start kicking my feet it's just THAT good. They had Z E R O business doing this to him, this scene had absolutely NO REASON to be THIS chaotic but they?? did it anyway????? jgkngm???? I love this show sm
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He's so pretty in this specific lighting I need to draw him like this soon or I will explode wowowee
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HE DEFLATED. SO FAST.
That's such a funny reaction, no more energy just. Whatever. Eat me I guess I don't care just start cooking so pigsy can come back please. He is so funny
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weapon. just straight up bonk him into a demon like a plank of wood
Actually now that I think about it why? Did nobody untie him??? they found him and just left him like that?? Neither of them ever untied him if memory serves I'm pretty sure pigsy did it while he was cooking. ???
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"To get crammin' APPARENTLY! HMPF!"
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"Oh, haha! I'M the dinner! Excellent."
Good to see Tang's sass and saltiness never leaves, they should let him be sarcastic and talk back more often
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Done with all of your bs glares at you glares at you glares at you glares at y
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What comes around goes around!!! Their dynamic is fun wahoo
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He noms very happily!!! omnomnom (he deserves it at this point mans DESPERATELY needs a break)
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THEY DID NOT HAVE TO CALL HIM OIT LIKE THAT DHDHJS PLEASE????? JAJJS The little sad noises he makes as he gets torn into, little guy behavior tbh
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"-stop gorging yourself on our rations!" "I'm sorry! It's just I'm stressed okay!?"
STRESS-EATER CONFIRMED!!!!!!!!! YOU AND ME BOTH BUDDY. No wonder he married a cook, wonder if in college everytime Tang was mega stressed about finals or a big deadline coming up (the latter could be true later when he's out of college and had a job too) if pigsy, assuming he had the time, would just make a meal for him. They probably wouldn't be able to spend much time together in that situation so making him something when he knows Tang is stressed seems like a realistic thing for Pigsy to do in order to subtly show he's there for support when need be. Tang pays that kindness forward by actually paying his tab for once coughs
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"HEY! I so to am perfect!" (S1)
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"hmmmm, if I wasn't so cool and relaxed all the time I'd be reeeeeally worried about the consequences of this" (S1)
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"I know my issue is my self confidence" (S4)
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(Can't find a way to make it a gif) Tang: so ""relaxed"" in his current situation that he is shaking hard enough to vibrate in place, coupled with the look of completely calm and collected and ""coolness"". (S4)
Does it ever drive you crazy just how fast the night chan- gets shot
ACTUALLY THo S4 fleshed him out as a character so much, especially when we compare him to how he started all the way back in S1. Beforehand in earlier seasons everything was mostly stable for him. Same places, same people, consistent comfort, it gave him some sense of security that could have made his "calm and relaxed" demeanor viable back then. But now that everythings been thrown up and ruined by powers out of Tang's control, his bubble of safety no longer stands. We begin to see it in season 3 with lady bone demon's attacks + macaque's continued interference. Tang seems a lot more on edge near the latter half of season 3 then he had been all of the rest of the show and there's definitely WAY more panic present as one bad thing after another unfolds, notably when he is quite literally moved to tears as he's forced to forge the samadhi fire. It does kind of consistently crop up during other prior conflicts too but much more mildly and on a more temporary scale. Now, seemingly not long after the lbd incident as mk evidently still hasn't pushed past lbd all that well, his entire framework of stability is practically smashed into pieces. He's stuck in a scroll, he loses track of all of his friends for a while, there is no comfortable safe space for him anymore(a book can probably only realistically tell you so much about a setting, probably not enough to evoke the same familiarity that his house or pigsy's shop does), he literally almost gets eaten, there's ANOTHER massively powerful divine being threatening the safety of his loved ones along with his own, and on top of it all he can't get his powers (which are evidently in DIRE need right now) to work half the time. He had built a dependency on the routine of mundane life beforehand and S4 completely shatters that routine and subsequent stability. It's no wonder why we begin to see him crack, it make sense why we're just now seeing the actual depths of his lack of confidence and his anxiety. This has always been a problem more likely than not, he was able to cope before, or at least hide it, but he can't now. His inability to use his powers properly inevitably worsens the problem. He needs to use his powers but he cant. He needs to be useful, he has to be, but he just can't no matter how long or how hard he tries. Every odd is against him, it's getting to him and it shows. I love how lmk doesn't try to hero-speech it's way out of every character's doubts. I love how they let him break down several times throughout season 4, I love how they let him show emotional weakness not as a plot obstacle that can be ✨✨completely overcome with the power of believing in yourself!! And friends!!! And flashy magic!!! Yayyyyy!!!✨✨ but as a fundamental part of Tang that he just has to work around and deal with it. They obviously can't get too in depth into it (and probably never will) because a. This is a kid show made by Lego, and b. Because he's, y'know, not the main character, but the attention they did bring to it is nice.
I have. Accidently written a paragraph. Oops. uhhhh tldr: They did a good job portraying Tang's internal struggles through S4 while not invalidating his character and behavior from previous seasons. When you kick the rug out from someone's feet and then throw them off a 400ft cliff into a pit full of spikes they're going to be at least a little bit terrified out of their mind and are probably going to understandably show weakness somewhere along the way, I'm glad Lego takes a moment to explore that with Tang at least a little bit.
OKAY!! MOVING ON!!! SORRY ABOUT THAT GHFJJ
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Mentioned this earlier on twt but the death grip he maintains on his staff when he gets really scared is a nice touch. He has a history throughout all 4 seasons of latching onto objects or people when he's distressed, a small but fun character detail!
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LOOK AT HIM. GIVE HIM A BREAK HE HAS EARNED IT AND HE NEEDS IT PLEEEASDE IM BEGGING SOBS FORERVRRHRHNM
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"ahh I'm sorry I'm just- I'm having a melt down and I have no idea what's going on and I just-!"
In line with what I ranted on about for an entire essay earlier- explicit mention of a meltdown! It's quick and short but the fact that they called it a meltdown at all is impressive, this is the first time I can remember a show calling one as such. A meltdown in response to a seeming extended lack of security and a disconnect between Tang and what's going on around him is realistic too, I think at least. The scene right after this when the gang (mostly sandy) does their best to bring Tang back down to earth for a moment was nice, they're such a supportive friend group I love this little found family
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DHDJJ???? THIS ENTIRE SCENE WAS GREAT BUT THIS ONE??? WHERE HE JUST GOES ZOOMING THROUGH THE AIR SCREAMMG?? IS HE OKAY?????? HSJH
I HAVE. HIT MY IMAGE LIMIT UMMMM.
I had more to say and I will probably say those later!! For now this is it, it is almost 6 am I should really go to bed augahh
Remember!!!!: live, laugh, tang lego monkie kid. GOODNIGHT!!
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fairysoobx · 2 years
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hello~ i was wondering if you could do first date with txt, i love your writing:D💕
hi~ thank you so much! and sure, here it is! hope you'll like it!
first date with txt
pairing: txt x gn!reader warnings: mentions of food and eating genre: fluff
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yeonjun
takes it really seriously
will take you somewhere fancy
cause as i said, he wants to give you what you deserve
meaning he wants to treat you
will wear bestest of the best clothes he owns
and use the perfumes you said you liked on him
istg i see him in a white shirt with three buttons on top undone exposing his collarbones
maybe i just died
will definitely buy you flowers
and if you don't like flowers he'll buy you something you like to eat
for example candy etc
will treat you like a prince or princess or a monarch if you like so
i can't it just screams fancy and expensive
but we shouldn't expect less from a mf starboy
will definitely pick you up with his car and maybe drive you around after date
wants you to feel like million dollars
i feel like after the date, when it's dark, he will take you somewhere more private so nobody sees you both
like a hill or a small park
and will play romantic music in his car, open the doors and take you out
to dance with him to the music he played
nothing too crazy, a small slow dance with your head on his chest and his arms around you
just like the movies~
soobin
well, his perfect date is you two playing games of course
but for a first date he wants something more... pretty
so he looks up for any date ideas on pinterest
and when he sees a picture of a 'picnic date' his heart melts
will take care of everything
will wear something not too casual and not too fancy
like a shirt and a sweater on top
he'll look so dark academia
will spend his free time to find the perfect spot for your date
will buy snacks, make small sandwiches, buy boba for both of you
everything about this date will be so aesthetic and pretty
obviously, we know soobin, he will do something silly sometimes
like spilling the boba on the blanket you're sitting at
or making a mess with the little cake he ordered for you both
but his clumsiness will only add charm to this date
will compliment you
and will go as far as kissing your cheek
will be flustered if you try to feed him
but will love it
and even though the whole date is out of his comfort zone
he will love every part of it
but the part that he'll love the most
is that you're here with him
beomgyu
he'll actually treat your every hang out as a date
you're coming over to watch movies? it's a date
you're walking your neighbors dog out with him? it's a date
everything he does with you is a date to him
which is honestly so cute
but i think if he wanted to go on a 'official date' he's going to choose something not too much out of his comfort zone
something fun and also not too crazy
he'll take you... to a sightseeing date!
you'll go to different museums, art exhibitions or unique places in your town
he'll be very excited to take pictures with you and obviously, take some pictures of you
you'll visit shops and flea markets
drink tea or coffee in a cafe round the corner
and then maybe eat pizza or sushi up to your liking
you'll definitely go to a vinyl store, to look for some treasure with beomgyu
since both of you love music
i can see him wearing a grayish/greenish sweater or a comfort hoodie
the weather will be either very pretty or kinda autumn-y
a lot of holding hands and listening to music while sharing earphones
he'll stop you at random moments just to take a picture of you
"hold on i need to capture this!"
will definitely show off those pictures to his friends later
and will set one of the selfies you guys took at one of the museums as his lock screen
that will honestly be such a comfort date
taehyun
kang taehyun will make sure you're comfortable
as always
so after thinking for a long time about where he should take you on a first date he got the best idea ever...
he'll take you stargazing!
he'll prepare the balcony of his dorm while the boys are out
he'll put the blankets, pillows and sheets around so it's not cold
hang some little lights powered by batteries so it's not too dark
will definitely play some vibey music in the background so it's not too quiet!
he'll also make some popcorn and buy some snacks for you to eat while watching the sky
will cook something for you so you aren't hungry
will be so lovely
will literally borrow his parent's telescope so you'll have a better view of stars
will be very cheesy
you'll say something like "look how pretty the stars are"
and he'll respond with
"not as pretty as you~"
istg he's so cute i'm gonna die
will actually love to cuddle with you later
and watch the stars with your head on his arm
the date will be so lovely
but the loveliest part of it is
how much effort he put to make this the best date of your life
hueningkai
the cutest the sweetest the loveliest date ever!
will be actually so nervous to ask you out
but with his hyungs' help he did it!!
and asked you out on a... arcade date!!
who would have thought
will buy you everything you look at
"you're looking at that cotton candy, do you want some?"
will drag you around the whole arcade so you'll play everything with him
the baby in him wants to win every competition but the manly man tells him to let you win
but obviously the baby won and you rarely got any prizes while competing with him
but it's okay cause he'll give you all of them anyways
so be ready to come back home with dozens of plushies
after playing most of the games you'll go to the bar and he'll order some food and drinks for both of you
will feel so comfortable he'll finally make some moves!!
like taking one of his fries and saying
"the airplane is heading towards the airport, say aaah!" to feed you
kfjdnrkgjnskjfndkj im dead hes so cute
will continuously tell you you're cute and pretty
and after you're done eating, you'll play more games until you can't no more
or no longer have money for them
will take one of the plushies you won as a reminder of the date and to think of you at home~
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Masky,hoody with their s/o who's in an age regressing state and is laying in bed with them and cuddling amd they all just start giving each other kisses back and forth and s/os can't stop giggling
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𝖬𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗒/𝖳𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖧𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂𝖾/𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗌/𝗈 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖼𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇𝗌.
↳ 𝗋𝖾𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗒 :🌱 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗇 <𝟥
↳ 𝖢𝖶𝖲/𝖳𝖶𝖲 :𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗎𝗆𝖺 ( 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖻𝗅𝗒 )
↳ 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌/𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 :𝖬𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗒/𝗍𝗂𝗆 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋, 𝖧𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂𝖾/𝖻𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇 𝗑 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋.
↳ 𝖼𝗈𝗇𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖽𝖾𝗌𝖼/𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗌 :𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖼𝗎𝖽𝖽𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗌/𝗈.𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗌𝗌𝗎𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖼𝗀𝗌,𝗌𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗐 𝗂𝗆 𝗐𝗋𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍. 𝗂𝗆 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗈, 𝗌𝗈 𝗂’𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖺𝗌 𝗉𝗈𝗌𝗌𝗂𝖻𝗅𝖾 💗
𝖾𝖽𝗂𝗍: 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝖿𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗌𝗄𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝖳𝖮𝖦𝖤𝖳𝖧𝖤𝖱- 𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝖺 𝗉𝗈𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗎𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇- 𝗂𝗆 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖺 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗈𝗇𝗀.😭
𝘔𝘈𝘚𝘒𝘠 / 𝘛𝘐𝘔
Masky isn’t the nicest, but Tim is actually really kindhearted and genuine.
Sigh. Owns so many flannels. They’re actually really light and they vary in texture and shit, so you can steal them depending on ur mood
Also has tons of polo shirts (I’m guilty of this I dress like Gregory from security breach)
Assuming that Tim is readers cg when they’re regressed, he’s actually surprisingly good with you
In my hcs, he’s good with kids generally (so is Brian) so he kinda knows the activities that you might enjoy
Stuff like watching kids shows, colouring books, playing with toys, etc. (obviously he keeps you away from anything negative or nsfw related because it’s obvious that forced “maturing” a regressed person is shitty behaviour)
Makes sure not to smoke around you, especially if u have trauma surrounding smoking, addiction, etc
onto the thing u actually requested tho 🗣️
Is actually really warm a lot of the time, so is overall amazing to cuddle with. Very comfy to lay on because I said so.
Works surprisingly well with hoodie when you’re regressed, they prolly have (lighthearted) arguments a lot, but never when ur regressed cause yk
𝘏𝘖𝘖𝘋𝘐𝘌 /𝘉𝘙𝘐𝘈𝘕
He’s like a cool uncle. He’s super chill and gets along really well with Sally, so he knows how to he a good cg
He’s a super chill guy and will make no big deal of making sure you’re comfortable and happy when you’re a lil silly 🗣️🗣️🗣️
will def give you his hoodie if you want it. It’s comfy and amazing to sleep in and just chill in overall
owns a lot of sensory stuff because he just thinks it’s neat. He’ll be bored and just pull out one of those sensory toys cause it’s fun
Owns a fidget spinner and does cool tricks with it FIGHT ME!!!
also amazing to cuddle with because he’s a smartass and knows where to hold you, what cuddling positions are best for diff moods, fuckin smartass mf.
Also keeps you away from nsfw stuff but is smooth about it
He’s basically smooth in everything he does
𝘉𝘖𝘛𝘏 ( 𝘚𝘊𝘌𝘕𝘈𝘙𝘐𝘖 𝘏𝘊𝘚 )
Laying in bed with both of them, watching a show like idk. Bluey or etc, (I love bluey its so silly) or whatever show u enjoy!! Up to u Pookie use ur imagination
Brian would probably be braiding your hair (if it’s long and straight) playing with it, fluffing it up (medium/short and straight), bouncing your curls like when you pull on a strand of hair and it’s like a coil (if u have curly hair) and parting/sectioning or decorating your hair (if you have an Afro, locs, dreads or tighter curls and etc!!)
Honestly the chaos probably starts when Brian decides to be cheeky and kiss your cheek, but in a really gentle way so it tickles
And THEN Tim joining in and doing the same and then everyone is kissing eachother and my god what’s going on
prolly ends up in you being (jokingly) attacked in kisses and tickles by the both of them, Honestly so unfair 💔💔
I promise they’ll get you snacks to compensate. I mean If ur cheeky and don’t forgive them, make them work!!! They better be giving u a massage and buying you sweets galore!!! bestie know ur worth 🗣️🗣️🗣️
Program that you were watching turns off, and you all end up laying in the messy nest of pillows and blankets Aswell as fairy lights and whatever teddy bears you like. Warm and cozy, very nice :)
>>>
𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗌 /𝗇𝗈𝗍𝖾𝗌:𝗇𝗈 𝗍𝖺𝗀𝗌 -𝗈𝗁 𝖾𝗆 𝗀𝖾𝖾 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝖺 𝖻𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿.𝗂 𝖽𝗈 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗆 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗋𝖾𝗀𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝟪,𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗂 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗄𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗒 𝗀𝖾𝗇𝖾𝗋𝖺𝗅 𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗎 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇𝗍 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖿𝗒 𝖺𝗀𝖾 😭😭 𝗌𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒!! 𝗁𝗈𝗉𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗈 :)
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heyy :) erm im gonna fangirl really quick and then the request will be at the end incase you wanna skip to that part or anything, lol. okay so this is very much unnecessary and unasked for and blah blah but i don't care! i believe writers need to hear how much we appreciate them and their works because whew mama! ive been trying to write fics for like months and it actually is so horrible. i genuinely start to angrily vibrate bc my thoughts don't flow on the notes app. but i just wanted to say, nightshade, (ehehe that's so cheeky and silly for some reason) that i reallyyy love your work. its actually like horrific how much your writing just makes me so 😜😊🤭 i know you're not like a celebrity or anything, so it's gonna be weird with this like mini parasocial relationship thing, but please know your work has an impact !! a few months ago, i did something extremely bad and out of character while i was spiraling, and i decided that the best decision for me would be to quit using social media. (and beforehand i had quit using tiktok for like 7 months already and i wasn't that addicted to my phone but i still was consuming negative media) so, ofc, i stopped completely for a good month or so and only ever using youtube every now and then. buttttt, one of the first social media platforms i came back to first... was tumblr! it's actually so silly too because i only used tumblr like 4 times beforehand so i was quite new. but anyway anyway (im a yapper UGH) i really found that your posts had made me feel happy :) idk they kinda reminded me of myself before i went big bad that one time and it made me inspired to go back to how i used to be... u get me?? you're writing literally haunts my brain oh my lord it should be illegal to read your stuff because afterwards i literally have this crazy ass urge to read more and more and more. im lowkey an addict cause i be having my deadlynightshade withdrawals. the way you write is just so 😫 gosh, it's beautiful. i also love ur sillyness because like ME TOO. your random little posts are so me coded and i love it. YOU'RE SO FUNNY 😭 uhmm i just wanted to say thanks for being super cool and talented because believe it or not, the stuff you put out makes me really happy! (that was so melodramatic like mf they write about spencer being a pathetic pussy drunk bitch why are you saying it changed ur life?? its true tho.) erm yeah that's the end of that part i just again wanted to thank you 🙏 i wish we were friends SO BAD like you're actually awesome what the fuck.... but like how do u even become friends w ppl?? LMAO ERM ANYWAY 😍 can you write a blurb or h.c or something (honestly anything will make me happy) about valentine's day?? 🤭 basically spencer being SO FUCKING SHY because you can't stop touching his hands or hair subtly or like kissing his cheek leaving marks from lipstick or like getting him his favorite snacks/drinks/books/textures/ basically a gift that made u think about him?? ugh or him doing the same with you like him being the best fucking nerd boy ever and spoiling you so much like he goes ape shit spending well over his funds limit but it's worth it because it's you? or like sweet soft cutie pie sex? at the end of the day and he's like... Erm.. Pussy for 1 please! you were so pretty today... You always are-! (I'm mentally ill and writing this at 8:37 pm on a thursday night.)
this is. the sweetest shit anyone has ever said to me i actually cried ngl to you.
i'm genuinely so thankful for the little community i have created here i never expected such an insane amount of positivity and love from people just for the whack ass shit i write but that's probably just my perpetual self hatred and disbelief that people enjoy anything about me🤞
i think it's crazy how people on the internet who have never met me, don't know me, what i look like, or anything can treat me better than any of my friends have and i'll always be thankful for that.
ALSO! i love being called funny pls kiss me i never think i'm actually funny istg
i was also planning on writing a valentines fic ALREADY but this made me wanna write it even more as a thank you for this message it genuinely made my week(can't promise it ON TIME for valentines but i can try!)
i'm also so glad that my work and blog makes you happy, there's no privilege greater than making someone smile even when they don't feel like it</3
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