We can all say what we want about Potter... but you have to admit, him shooting the ran-over-by-a-tank jeep as you would a lame horse... the funniest shit
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Why is Phaedra so hilarious in rhugt
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shocked and aghast at the fact that katniss’s feelings for peeta could ever be called into question when she spent all of catching fire longing for his hugs and kisses and calling him beautiful
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I was scrolling to see your NPMD art (I came here from the adorable sleeping lautski art you made) and your Tinky drawings are giving me life
he’s a menace. he’s just a little guy. he’ll haunt your family. he’s the funkiest creature you’ve ever seen. he’s got cute little eyes that go both directions. he’ll bite your fingers if you give him the chance. I love him so much
He is truly a menace, the tiniest terror, a bastard through and through!
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He was the type of kid that would hold his breath when he got upset with you and wouldn't breathe until you apologized
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Quietly coming back to add to the silver haired-lilac eyed-Lucerys agenda.
Aemond and Lucerys are married off to each other to mend the family’s relationships. Both enter the marriage absolutely despising their situation, Aemond more so than Lucerys. (Because let’s be real, this was the same boy who maimed him) But right after the birth of their first child, the two manage to fall in love with each other. Aemond becomes extremely putty to those dark curls and soulful brown eyes. Now the most hilarious part of this is after every birth of their child, a portion of Lucerys’ hair turns silver and his eyes become lighter. By the birth of their sixth child, Lucerys’ hair is more silver than brown and his eyes are nearly the same shade as his mother’s. If you ask anyone, he looks like a carbon copy of the Queen Rhaenyra.
Everyone would have thought Aemond would be pleased, seeing as Lucerys was finally starting to look like an “actual” Targaryen but to their surprise his reaction is the exact opposite.
Cue Aemond running around in panic and threatening the maesters to treat his poor husband because his precious dark brown curls are losing their colour and so help him, he will burn Westeros to the ground if he can no longer gaze upon those big brown eyes of his.
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Nothing in WoF will ever be as funny as reading 3 books where Starflight’s lectures are described as boring, pretentious, and generally “better than thou for remembering this fact” energy, only to read Starflights POV and have him describe it as his “helpful teacher” voice
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This was one def of my funniest milgram memes yet
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I have a friend who is dating a trans man but they started dating before he came out and she was telling me about this lame joke she'd make to her gp for like years
GP: Are you or have you been pregnant?
Her: Not unless my girlfriend has something important to tell me. 😃
And she said it got to the point where it was like an expected part of their conversation so the last time she went for a check up (after her bf came out) the doctor was very concerned and then very confused 🤣
GP: Are you or have you been pregnant?
Her: nope
GP: oh, I'm sorry, are you okay?
Her: Yes?
GP: when did you and your girlfriend break up?
Her: oh! We didn't. It turns he had something important to tell me 😃
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you're telling me a ginger bread this man?
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How are you feeling about emblem Soren?
I absolutely lost my mind!!!!
i cant believe intsys gave us a fully voiced soren in modern graphics 🥹 AND HIS SASS
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