#i barely made it out alive!!!

[dovewingkinnie]

when the evil gameshow host gets a crush on you

#it looks like hes crucifying him #jesus rose after the third day #oc #oc art #drawing men is the most difficult thing ever #i barely made it out alive!!! #anyways ive always wanted to make a evil gmaeshow host story #for months #its finally time

[surreal-duck]

nui shenanigans

#doodles #duck scribbles #midoyuzu #yuzumido #hi ive been in an absolute Situation lately 👍 gonna drop off the face of the earth again so long fellas #enstars #yuzuru fushimi #midori takamine #what if we had nuis of each other and i made nui me kiss your nui......... #have barely been drawing lately outside of work burnout eating me alive for real 😔 #the horrors and depression and dysphoria may be unrelenting but mf so am i!!!!!!!!! #ahhh im behind on comms too i am extremely sorry 🙇‍♂️ gonna try get on top of those as best as i can #hoping to at least get out of my rut in time for the es rarepair week too tho o9 #survived fragrance on engstars w 2 naru copies 👍👍👍 girl help i dojt want to open the game for another month or so but alas. valk ss next #damn im rambling again. anyways aaaaaaaaaaaa i wanna drawi wanna draw

[ninicaise]

obsessed with the fact that auguste loved laurent so much and took care of him so well and reassured him and built up his self esteem so solidly in the 13 years he was able to that it was just enough for laurent to be confident enough in himself to keep his head up while being alone against a man who hurt and belittled him constantly literally every day for seven years. something something love can't save you but it will help you through

#laurent #auguste #auguste & laurent #captive prince #also the fact that laurent literally lived like this for so long #its like how can you stand this nightmare?? and the nightmare is just where he lives. i live here. its my house #laurent has a will of steel but like he barely made it out alive as it is. a little less love and that boy would not have made it

[justarandomhelluvablog]

sorry sorry last time I'm talking about huskerdust tonight but does it fuck anyone else up knowing that Husk and Angel basically lived at the same time but were on opposite sides of the country. But also Husk went traveling. Like these two could have met while they were alive and wouldn't even know it. They didn't even know the other existed until they met at the hotel

Like I have. so many thoughts about this.

#hazbin hotel #Husk #Angel Dust #gods imagine how different things would have turned out for both of them if they'd met while alive #well I say that but they were deeper in their vices then than they are now so...... maybe they'd have made each other worse #or maybe they could have saved each other who knows #also just thinking about the idea of Husk and Angel meeting at a bar in New York back when they were alive #like not even knowing it was each other but having met and spent a night drinking in a bar together talking #maybe Angel was going around flirting for free drinks and Husk was waiting to board a ship to who knows where #and they're both neck deep in their own vices but Husk tries to give Angel some advice anyway (we dk if Husk's morals developed in Hell #when he lost his status or are remnants of his human life but I like to imagine he was a decent man who made a string of bad choices #we also don't know what kind of Overlord he was. for all we know the worst thing he did was bet souls so we dunno if he was cruel/immoral) #but Angel not heeding his advice bc who's gonna listen to an alcoholic amirite but he was fun to talk to and bought him drinks so #and them parting ways without even so much as learning the other's name. and all this happening just days before Angel dies #Husk doesn't even think about him again cuz he was just some dude at a bar and barely remembering bc it was ~20 years before he died #but Angel vividly remembering it bc it was one of the last memorable days leading up to his death #anyway thanks for listening to me ramble orz

[kuragesoda]

RAMURAAAAN !! 💞

#smth simple this time to help me get used to drawing on my new laptop !! #also wow cant believe its been like . 2 months ???? since my last art post lol #barely crawling out alive from uni and midterms yippeeeee ........ #i am so . jam packed w ideas i want to draw grGHGRHBH BUT . ARGH #anyways . mini life update done time to tag #hypmic #hypnosis mic #ramuda amemura #fanart #made by me :))

[animalcrossingshowdown]

Hourly tunes round 1 results:

1pmNL 85% / 1pmNH 15%

1amNL 82.9% / 1amNH 17.1%

8amNL 82.6% / 8amNH 17.4%

8pmNL 81.8% / 8pmNH 18.2%

11pmWW/CF 81.4% / 11pmPG 18.6%

11pmNL 79.7% / 11pmNH 20.3%

4amNL 76.9% / 4amNH 23.1%

7pmNL 76.5% / 7pmNH 23.5%

11amNL 75.5% / 11amNH 24.5%

Noon WW/CF 75.3% / Noon PG 24.7%

10pmWW/CF 73.9% / 10pmPM 26.1%

2pmNL 73.3% / 2pmNH 26.7%

9amNL 73.2% / 9amNH 26.8%

9amWW/CF 72.7% / 9amPG 27.3%

3amWW/CF 72.5% / 3amPG 27.5%

6amWW/CF 72.1% / 6amPG 27.9%

Midnight WW/CF 69.8% / Midnight PG 30.2%

11amWW/CF 68.9% / 11amPG 31.1%

9pmPG 68.6% / 9pmWW/CF 31.4%

1amWW/CF 68.2% / 1amPG 31.8%

6pmWW/CF 67.5% / 6pmPG 32.5%

3amNL 67.4% / 3amNH 32.6%

5pmNL 67.2% / 5pmNH 32.8%

Midnight NL 67% / Midnight NH 33%

cut at the halfway point bc there is a per-text-block character limit

4pmWW/CF 66.6% / 4pmPG 33.4%

8pmWW/CF 66.2% / 8pmPG 33.8%

3pmWW/CF 65.9% / 3pmPG 34.1%

5pmPG 62.7% / 5pmWW/CF 37.3%

2amWW/CF 61.7% / 2amPG 38.3%

9pmNL 60.5% / 9pmNH 39.5%

7amNL 60.4% / 7amNH 39.6%

2pmWW/CF 60.2% / 2pmPG39.8%

5amNH 60.1% / 5amNL 39.9%

3pmNL 59.7% / 3pmNH 40.3%

10pmNL 59.1% / 10pmNH 40.9%

5amWW/CF 58.4% / 5amPG 41.6%

2amNH 57.2% / 2amNL 42.8%

10amNL 56.2% / 10amNH 43.8%

1pmWW/CF 55.5% / 1pmPG 44.5%

6pmNL 55.1% / 6pmNH 44.9%

10amPG 53.6% / 10amWW/CF 46.4%

7amPG 53.2% / 7amWW/CF 46.8%

8amPG 53.2% / 8amWW/CF 46.8%

Noon NL 53.2% / Noon NH 46.8%

4pmNL 52.5% / 4pmNH 47.5%

4amWW/CF 51.9% / 4amPG 48.1%

6amNL 51% / 6amNH 49%

7pmPG 51% / 7pmWW/CF 49%

I colour coded these again since I found it difficult to parse with all black text. I tried to pick four of the available colours that are easy to tell apart while avoiding red and green since that's the most common type of colourblindness. I gave NH yellow and PG purple since those are the hardest to see on light & dark themes respectively and I figured those colours wouldn't be around very long lmao

round 2 starts tomorrow!

#oough I can't believe my favourite NL track only BARELY made it through with 51% well at least it's still alive #also now that they're all voted out let me go on my thing about PG's night tracks #it's harder to appreciate as an adult without a bedtime because 11pm/12am are just whatever but I LOVE that they're kind of spooky #like remember being a kid and thinking midnight is spooky??? #and then 2am ur just going kinda loopy bc it's 2am and ur still AWAKE for some reason #and 4am just sounds so exhausted after you've basically pulled an all-nighter

[some-country-bumpkin]

@sleepis4theweak

Real security cam footage of Demon Donnie being pacified by BTS

#I barely made it out of there alive #I can’t escape those eyes #why demon donnie why

[last-shadow-puppet]

i am manifesting tlsp3 so hard im gonna give myself an aneurysm before it happens

#i manifested it before #barely made it out alive then #don’t think i can do this again without any brain damage

[swan2swan]

Remembering how the comics even ruined the Earth King's character... the feats in that were staggering

#absolutely no one was safe in hindsight #like...how do you even have smellerbee and longshot being alive? #we got some good things out of it specifically mai's aunt and a little more time with her mom #I think she was okay #but it was absolutely not crafted by people who sat down and looked back over the series and said ''okay so what happened offscreen HERE?'' #but seriously they had kuei just go back to his throne like no that man wasn't going back for AGES #also you really missed out on a whole Earth Kingdom Civil War plotline where no one knows where this nerd vanished to #and everyone's vying for succession all five generals are trying to lay claim to the throne #meanwhile the king's over in some fishing village learning what a ''boat'' is #he finally resurfaces after ten years like ''I finally know what everything is!'' and Haru of all people has to leave the throne room #because Aang made up some technicality about how he knew Haru's great-great-grandfather and he was actually the former King's banished bro #so now Haru has TOTAL legitimacy and Aang just pulled his Great Divide maneuver again #Kuei has everything straightened out in a month because of his newfound wisdom #has a daughter and we all know how she turns out #seriously though they just...barely tried

[jaminico]

#me:i #me:iedit #ミーアイ #kokoro #kato kokoro #加藤心 #lapone #lapone artists #jaminico #jaminico gifs #gifs #my heart #yes hi i'm alive #just been a little too busy to gif lately #thought i'd come back with some me:i gifs finally #and i did kokoro first cuz she's my oshi #my og chebul bias and now my me:i oshi #i forgot how much i loved her #i nearly passed out when she showed up on pudu #and then when she just barely made it into the final lineup i almost died

[strawberrybyers]

just a cute lil reminder that exactly a year ago we all collectively watched will byers look mike wheeler in the eyes and tell him he is the heart of the group and that because of mike he doesn’t feel ashamed to be different and basically gave the most precious, heartfelt love confession i have ever seen in my life even if will was coding it as el’s feelings

and then during and after will speaking mike wheeler was looking at him like this??!!??!!

like the duffers, noah schnapp, and finn wolfhard really said “oh you think pride month is over? SIKE it’s now extended to july 1” because they fucking delivered with this scene

#like i watched that and i barely made it out alive #will byers i love you so much you’re so brave and don’t worry mike is your boyfriend it’s going to happen I PROMISE YOU #i saw the scene start with the van pass by then the close up of mike and will and i held my breath the entire time #heart racing palms sweating I WAS ON EDGE #watching vol 2 felt like i did 20 different types of drugs i was experiencing every emotion possible #i truly thought i was losing my mind #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #stranger things

[natjennie]

had a dream I was playing a ttrpg and my character was sort of a gay werewolf tom wambsgans who married into this powerful supernatural, mostly vampire, family. I've never wanted anything to be true so badly.

#i dont remember who else was playing. i honestly think matt mercer was there? #idk who my husband was #but i do remember we hadn't discussed being married before playing and i just kind of improvised that #and then out of character i was like 'were we married before or did i just make that up?' #and he was like 'no you just made that up but i love it keep going' #it was great #it was like cunty rich family politics but also supernatural creatures #and at one point we were being chased by idk hunters or something #and there was one little girl in the family who liked to go invisible and scare people on the stairs #so as we were running back into the big manor house like barely alive #me and another party member both remembered to chuck something towards the top of the stairs to make her visible again #she was like a last minute trap. #and then i was thinking maybe we could use her invisibility to hide from who was chasing us #but then i woke up

[cowboyhorsegirl]

Steve is most likely to end up in a lavender marriage and Tony's most likely to end up in a “married for tax/immigration/inheritance fraud” reasons.

They meet as married men and pine for each other hardcore and are also trying not to read too much into how their interest seems reciprocated and oh nooooo both Immigration/the IRS and the the Church/in-laws/DADT era army dudes or whatever are snooping around at the same time at each of their marriages and they have to be so good at being married at the people they are married to oh noooooo and they other guy doesn’t know why they are suddenly being iced out and maybe they were just imagining things? maybe it’s for the best with all these eyes around on them…

#not to get too real but i love queer people. we see each other and we save each other #i wish i could talk in depth about this lgbtq history panel i went to tonight without doxxing myself #but basically all of these panelists were older gay ppl & one of them won a very monumental court case in the state #and right after introductions one of the other panelists turned to her and thanked her so profusely for the sacrifices she had made #and the work she did to win that case #and that by achieving that win for herself she paved the way for this other panelist to have her own family recognized legally by the state #i don't know i'm not explaining it well but something about knowing and seeing that gratitude in real time. understanding so viscerally tha #so much of our history has happened within one or two lifetimes. to the point that many of the champions of our current rights are alive #today for us to learn from and listen to and THANK #i met two nb ppl through school last year and have since become very close to them #they are the only two ppl on this planet who use my pronouns the way i want them to be used. they switch it up every time and i love them #a little bit more each time i hear them talk about me. it's magical #my childhood best friend told me he liked boys and girls like a month after we first met each other in the fourth grade #he told me there's a word for that; he's bisexual #i think abt how incredible that was a lot. how brave he was to say that and to own that and how long it might have taken me to figure #out that i was the same had he not said it. #anyway all this to say that yes absolutely i love this #steve and tony meet at a military gala. steve's being recognized for his service and tony and his wife were invited by some higher-up who #imagined he could use the event as a way to cozy up to him and earn some good favor before negotiations start on SI's contract renewal #their eyes meet while steve's up on stage. he hates these things. hates being dragged into the spotlight. he feels naked and bare and #vulnerable every time. trapped in enemy territory with no cover. but he sucks it up he kisses his wife on the cheek and she smiles #big and beautiful; perfect like they've run their lines 1000 times over. like they could recite each other's parts by heart #he makes his way to the podium. breathes deep to center himself before he launches into his thankless thank-yous. steve's a terrible liar #but somehow he's made it this far in his career. he can manage for one more night. except #right as he lifts his eyes to speak he sees him. bright eyes burning into his from a shadowed table in the corner. the brass speaking at hi #on his left and a lovely woman who's bored and unimpressed on his right. and him looking directly back at steve #steve's breath catches and he chokes on air. trips on his lines. forgets himself and loses the beat of the scene #he looks down at his notes and ignores them. raises his face to the light and plays himself to be seen by an audience of one. #anon #signed sealed delivered

[tiny-chubby-bird]

big stoopid sketchdump, first of my tiefling boy eve, then my drow boy, urlyn

#i couldn't decide on urlyn's name for a while and almost went with im'nolu or something like that #putting together a drow name is hard #like i want it to be kinda short and pronounceable but still drow style u know #got rlly inspired by that drow group that got turned to stone by the spectator thing #i made a save so i could throw basilisk oil at all of them one by one just to get to know them #they barely say one or two sentences but they all have names and i love them #i also like dhourn dhfhshs it's sad u can only keep him alive if u are or if u pretend to be a female drow #i had to pickpocket him for that final piece for the quarterstaff #it worked out thankfully #bg3 #bg3 tav #drow oc #my art #oc doodles #sketch dump

[potato-lord-but-not]

Traditional art is HARD

#why’d I think watercolors on a normal piece of paper was gonna work out #WHY’D I THINK THAT #GIRL SHE CRUMPLED #it made it out alive but barely #traditional art #artists on tumblr #ocean #sea #ocean aesthetic #ocean art #blue #blue aesthetic

[neriyon]

Not all who wander are lost - Central Shroud

The Mirror Planks │ Bentbranch │ Gabineaux's Bower │ Everschade

"Our first meeting? Hmm... I was called to heal one of the Wood Wailers posted at Galvanth's Spire. Fairly ordinary case - the man had been mildly injured by some pack of critters, and instead of leaving his partner to guard the road alone it was easier to send one of the cojurers to tend to him.

When it was time to head back to the city, both he and his partner kept warning me of some diremites that had been causing trouble on the road near the West Vein. Diremites weren't really that troublesome, but they were pretty insistent, so I promised them I'd take the detour through the Jadeite Thick to ease their worries a bit.

Walk back home was rather uneventful, but closer to the city gates I could hear some faint groans few yalms off the path. Remembering the diremites, I pushed through the bushes to take a look - and found an beaten up elezen man on the ground.

I healed him and kept him company until his legs felt strong enough to carry him back to the city. Not like I could have hauled the man back to city myself... he was almost twice my height, and had a lot stronger build than me. From his training as a lancer, I learned during our chat. Draevoux Chevalier, he introduced himself. A duskwight who, like me, had left his home to study in Gridania. Unlike most elezen, he was happy to chat about pretty much everything - even the thing that led him to get injured so badly.

Drae, as the man had asked me to call him, had been looking for stronger foes to test his lance on. He had started a fight with a treant sapling, apparently not knowing they were pretty strong despite their generally calm behaviour. Not the brightest idea, but I had to commend his bravery."

#ffxiv #ffxiv screenshots #neri's screens #not all who wander are lost but i sure as hell am #bit long - sorry about that #okay first things first: second pic is marked as “bentbranch” because that's what the ingame map says when you stand on that rock #but imo it's closer to greentear or even either of the gates #central shroud had so many cool spots i had real hard time choosing only 4 #so i'm making extra post (without lore) with some of the extra shots #also fun fact: the story about treant sapling beating drae up is actually based on in-game events lol #while doing our first guild quests (those lvl5 ones lol) drae's player had this idea of hitting a lvl12 treant #and when they got their ass kicked called me and nana over to help #we barely made it out alive haha i was spamming cure so hard on both of them #anyway drae is a max height white haired male duskwight and nana is around 50% height red haired female wildwood #esp drae is so damn huge haha. hawu'li's face barely reaches his tummy