#i am that vain

[scalproie]

Hades: Father... before you emprison me... just know... that you will not be safe... from ligma.

Chronos: Now you are just saying nonsense, Hades. What, pray tell, even is this ligma.

Hades: (This one's for Zagreus)

#tagging later #hades #hades 2 #hades 2 spoilers #this one's from a conv with my friend but I am a vain being so im putting it here too

[dashing-through-ecto]

consider: Jack finally getting the universal Cat Parent experience of not being able to move from a spot because there's a cat (or cat-adjacent creature) in your lap

YOUR BRAIN IS HUGE

(baby man masterpost)

#ask <3 #dashing-art #little baby man #vlad plasimus #jack fenton #this ask made me get up at 11pm an draw #it's 1 am now and i have to be at work in 4 hours lmao #no sleep for me #just energy drink and spite in my vains #this is the first time baby loop vlad fell asleep near jack #jack is having an emotinal meltdown #'baby cat trust jack????????' crying from happyness

[lordzuuko]

“Return my cross or else I’ll kiss you senseless.” “Guess I won’t be returning it then.”

I had to get it out of my system or else I will not know peace. XD Trigun Stampede has taken over my life and Vashwood just slapped me in the face. Print  

#trigun stampede #vashwood #vash the stampede #nicholas d. wolfwood #trigun #nicholas wolfwood #my art #some gays in the desert or something sdfadsfadsf #i was so passionate drawing wolfwood's cross only for me to blur it so there is some effect... i am a clown #why did i even bother with it in the first place? OTL #nicholas is staring at Vash's eyes while Vash is staring at Nichola's lips #coincidence? i think not #i wanted to do sunset so bad idk anymore AHHAHAHA #vash's bionic arm was so fun too colour a shame i had to add nico's cross. vash's bionic arm = your sacrifice was not in vain #*to #dios mio i cannot english #i actually forgot to add in wolfwood's stubble that i had a clean shaven version for myself AHHAHAHAHHAHA #i talk way too much in these tags nothing has changed since years way back

[bansq]

There are two wolves inside of me; one wants to see how long I can grow my hair, the other wants to shave it all off immediately.

#bansq.txt #the thing is #idk if short hair would fit me and i am vain #and i wouldn't be able to cover it with a hat #because i am a proud hater of hats and refuse to wear them (they are just hair but worse)

[starsailores]

meet my son who has committed fifty atrocities and has every disorder known to man (i still love him)

#is this too niche of a reference. perhaps #my phone lock screen is just a widened version of this image captioned 'this is my son. he has every disease' #and i felt a more refined version needed to be here. i have not holland vosijk posted enough recently #and now i am holland vosijk posting my way through this transformers movie in a vain attempt at staying sane #adsom #a darker shade of magic #shades of magic #holland vosijk

[bucket-of-amethyst]

Doctor: You have 5 minutes to live. Me: THE ENTIRETY OF DOUBLE LIFE BUT ONLY TANGO NOISES™

#i spent the past two days making this eoughghg #normal and regular i am #pls share so my suffering wont be in vain #my hand hurts #WORTH #he so special to me #the first day has the best noises for real #if u watch till the end im kissing u in the mouth #double life #double life smp #dlsmp #tango tek #team rancher #rancher duo #mcyt #trafficblr #bucket of random

[mintytrifecta]

#IM AN APPLE SUPPORTER UNTIL THE DAY I AM NO LONGER OF THIS EARTH IDGAF I'LL DEFEND HER TO THE DEATH #'she was such a bitch to raven and so manipulative and vain' BABYGIRL SHE WAS FORCED INTO THAT BY EVERY ADULT AROUND HER AND GREW OUT OF IT #SHE DEVELOPED AND BECAME A BETTER PERSON AFTER ACKNOWLEDGING WHERE SHE WENT WRONG AND GREW FROM IT!!! #If you hate apple you just didn't pay attention to her character arc imo #Apple deserves better man idgaf I could write a wholeass essay defending her #ever after high #Eah #Apple white #apple white ever after high #This isn't directed at anyone in the fandom btw this is about people outside of it who've only seen the show like Once years ago -.-

[zoideramy]

Always, I wanna be with you

And make believe with you

And live in harmony, harmony

Oooooh love!

Always~🎶

#Robot Unicorn Attack #Gundam #Model kits #Mecha #Adult Swim #Adult Swim Games #plamo #zoids #Open your eyes #I see #Wear no disguise for me #Come into the open #When it's cold (when it's cold) outside (outside) #Am I here in vain? #Hold on to the night #There will be no shame #Always #I wanna be with you #And make believe with you #And live in harmony #harmony #oh love #this seems fitting to post for april fools day XD #Auklaras nonzoids #Auklaras customs #Auklaras Gundams

[sevendutchies]

"You thought I was bringing you flowers?"

Just about a post where @jewishdainix once pointed out a possible parallel between Fitz feeling offended that the Fool would dare think he'd be bringing him flowers during The Quarrel vs. when Fitz decorates his funeral Pyre after the Pale Woman…………..not that it actually mentions Fitz using flowers for the pyre but the thought still made me go insane and I had 2 draw it teehee

#rote #realm of the elderlings #the Fool #fitzchivalry farseer #robin hobb #:v #btw I completely gave up trying to get an accurate skin/hair tone for the fool in favor of ummmm color palette <3 #also this rly made me realize how much better I am at traditionally painting stuff than digital.......girl I am out of my DEPTH #to say the least. on a computer that is. #at the risk of sounding vain I am very proud of how this came out and think it ended up looking 1000000 times better than anything I could #digitally

[lvstharmony]

you can say or do whatever you want, i will never let this dunya and the people within it harden my heart.

#and i’m beyond sick of people calling it naive foolish and or careless #i am AWARE of it all #i KNOW the risk of being like that #i KNOW what the world and it’s people is like #so what makes you so sure that i’ll break down to the point my heart turns to stone? #wallahi i will never despair #my pain my suffering that i carry around with me will never have been in vain as long as Allah exists and He always will exist #because time is a creation of Allah nothing came before Him and there will be nothing after Him #i know that my suffering has a specific reason and will never go unheard

[sorenphelps]

muse

a quick sketch inspired by a very old fanfic about Remus writing poems about Sirius' bits i just randomly remembered today... unfortunately the fic (more like a poem collection) was in Hungarian only and it's so old that it's now lost forever🤷🏻‍♀️

also tagging @plecotusauritus to help her preach the freckled Sirius agenda

#sirius black #wolfstar #fanart #art by lau #lau draws with a tablet #is it too obvious i used my own face as a reference for this?... #im not saying that i am this hot im not vain enough for a statement like that #but i just see too much of my own features in this and idk if its only me or others can see it too? #i mean i just wanted to kinda “realistically” emphasize the semi-asian features a bit with the shape of his eyes and his cheekbones #ANYWAYS #trying to find the fic i mentioned above i just found out that another decades old wip fic got updated recently lol brb reading

[malignedaffairs]

If you look closely, Morgott's beard is a peculiar construction somewhere between old man too sad and busy for personal hygiene and neatly trimmed to perfection like he treats himself to a barber's visit twice a week and I think that's beautiful.

#elden ring #morgott the omen king #morgott the grace-given #margit the fell #a world of contradiction on this man's jaws and chin <3 #like both is part of his personality #the self-loathing and being above such vain and earthly concerns like self-care #and the neatness and love for order and something to cling to #AM I WRITING DEEP META BASED ON MORGOTT'S BEARD DETAILS #YOU BET #i'm desperate #this man has it all in his beard and i love him

[pencap]

people still occasionally tag my poems as stucky / stucky-coded / etc and that amuses and delights me. i have been Seen and Identified accurately and i cannot deny my roots. even though i am no longer intentionally writing for or about them i still love the same kinds of archetypes and narratives and dynamics that drew me to them in the first place

#sylvie speaks #tbd #i will always have a soft spot for stucky i think #especially when it comes to my poetry #they are what started it all #like that one post about stucky fan poetry #i'm not so vain as to count myself among the Great Stucky Era of fan writing #but i was caught up in that wave too and i still look back at it fondly #anyway someone tagged my most recent poem as stucky coded #and it made me nostalgic so here i am

[ask-october-fox]

OwO whats this? Me shamelessly self advertising again?? Say it aint so! Thats right, spirits! The gift boxes for this year are still available over in my ko-fi shop, but they are going quickly! Only 9 are left currently, so if you're on the fence about getting one, perhaps this might help you decide ;3 You can also purchase the digital version of this year- and previous years- prints too! Those come with extra versions because im indecisive I just wanted to give you a extra special treat! Thank you all again for your support over the years. Because none of these things could happen without you! 🤍🖤🧡

clicky click here for shop

#october #ask #soracasus #merch post #merchandise #plushie #art #ko-fi #look at how cute I am~ #I promise im not that vain I just wanna sell these plushies #but come ooonnnn #you know you want one >:3 #youre very own spirit fox to snuggle with! #what could be better than that!?

[mourningdovescry]

you know what. fuck it. my beloved heroforge 7 years post-canon Essek, now featuring CANON shoulder-length hair.

the cat's name is strudel btw and she is obsessed w him and only him and follows him everywhere. she's one of four that he and Caleb have atm (the others being gretel, ludwig aka "wiggy," & puddles). my sister and i talk about these cats every day as if they were real.

#he is pissed here #he was getting ready for the day doing the extensive beauty routine yk when u r vain & compulsively outwardly “perfect” from ur upbringing #and caleb came in and started talking about ludinus and now he has paused to seethe fume prepare to eviscerate etc #to prepare to strangle an elderly elf with his -1 str if need be. he will strangle. when it comes to ludinus. this i am sure of #to the similarly essek obsessed: WE REALLY WON TONIGHT HUH *passes out* #critical role #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #c3e94 #essek thelyss

[total-drama-brainrot]

Not the designer boots copy-pasta anon

But I have to say Alejandro canonically having designer boots often make me laugh sometimes, because does Alejandro have like a whole shoe rack full of designer boots for different occasions?

See now we're asking the real questions.

Are his shoes the only designer items he has? Do you think his gay little shirt is, like, Chanel or Balenciaga or whatever? What about his leather trousers - those have to be designer.

What I'm trying to say is someone needs to make a total drama animatic to Leather Pants with Alejandro as the Pharaoh.

#I am. Very tired. #And now I'm thinking about YGOTAS. #In my personal headcanon the Burromuerto family refuses to wear anything that costs less than a grand. #Because they're all petty and vain like that. #total drama #td alejandro #shitposting #replies