like a damn sociopath | lando norris x fem! reader
summary; in which fans finally connect the dots between y/n’s newest release and lando’s caption
fc; olivia rodrigo
warnings; cursing
taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1
note; requested !
masterlist !
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yourusername: good 4 u out nowwww! just wanna say thank you soo much to the man made me write my favorite song 😁💜
username: mother is mothering once again
username: AHHHHH
conangray: and FUCK that man
yourusername: SO TRUE BESTIE
username: since when tf has she been in a relationship
username: she had a whole secret relationship and a secret breakup waitttt
username: ALREADY STREAMINGGG
username: damn who hurt her?
username: “now you can be a better man for your better girl” WHO HURT U MY QUEEN
username: “i’ve lost my mind… but you’re so unaffected… but i guess good for you” she ate w this fr
username: lily muni he liked? maybe her ex is a driver ??
username: LMAOO no.
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landonorris: i’m doing great out here without you, like a damn sociopath 🤷♂️
username: wait…. isn’t that y/n’s newest single ?
username: not lando quoting mother
oscarpiastri: mate…
username: ijbol i can hear his disappointment 😭
username: wtf do u know piastri.
username: THESE PICS ATEEEE
username: WOAH
username: the good 4 u lyrics 🤔🤔🤔🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨 why u quoting y/n
username: he looks good asf here tho
alex_albon: ….nice
username: ALBON U TOO WHAT DO YOU KNOW???
username: alex and oscar commenting like they whats up🤨
username: pls share w the class 🤗🤗
alex_albon: no !
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; not him staring while i took this] [caption 2; i mean good 4 u but i’m in my party girl era now]
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yourusername uploaded to their story !
[caption 1; well!] [caption 2; at least i look good lol]
conangray replied to your story !
conangray girl…. i know that’s now who i think it is🤕
yourusername well don’t think !
conangray WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ORIGINAL PLOT OF THE MOVIE?🤬
yourusername he may or may not have been at the same club as me 2 wks ago
yourusername and he may or may not have drunkenly confessed how he regretted how he treated me and that the girl was just a rebound to forget me
yourusername and i may or may not have drunkenly agreed to a date, then soberly agreed to multiple more…😹😹
conangray oh bitch you’re down BAD😕
yourusername he’s treating me better now tho☹️
conangray taking him back after writing good 4 u? we lost her ladies and gentlemen 🫡
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yourusername: guess writing a song abt your ex makes him realize he should’ve treated you better and now he takes you out on the picnic dates you’ve always wanted , like a damn sociopath 🤓
tagged; landonorris
username: WHATTHE FUCK
conangray: ou girl
yourusername: stop😣😣
landonorris: i was a sociopath for doing u dirty
yourusername: u did me SO dirty but ig the flowers n the picnic dates are slowly making up for it🙄🙄🙄
landonorris: sorry, my love 😞🌷
username: omg oomf was right
username: wait but i kinda like them together
username: girllll u write good 4 u only to get back w the same man
lilymhe: ……
yourusername: THIS MEANS I CAN GO TO THE PADDOCK AGAIN AND SEE U
lilymhe: YESSSSS🎉🎉🎉🥳🥳
username: i did nawt expect this what
username: my fave singer dating my fave driver wtf is thisss😭😭
username: they ate tho
username: whatta fine couple tbh
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