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vaxolang · 1 month
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•Humanboarding•
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suplex51 · 6 years
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Taking On the Crown
HIVE CITY, SECTOR 3
ABANDONED TOY FACTORY
T’was a bad night to wear a White Suit. And for almost two dozen men, armed literally to the fucking teeth? That fact was (just as literally) about to be beaten into their heads. 
"Beaten” being an understatement, here.
Case in point: a particularly unfortunate individual who had just entered the assembly room. How, you ask? By crashing through the front door, with the soles of Travis Touchdown’s feet firmly planted onto the mook’s face. Painful, yes. But things were just getting started. For the moment that the two touched down? Travis kicked off the floor and turned the man beneath him into a fuckmothering skateboard, making a bloody beeline for the rest of the group.
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“What the ACTUAL fuck-”
The White Suit member really should have pulled out his knives, or guns, or- Anything would’ve been better than making that comment, really. Because that comment just gave Travis the time to close the distance and swing his wooden sword like an all-star’s baseball bat. It was a clean-up hit that not only tore the mook’s neck in two, but somehow sent his head flying off with enough force to punch holes through several of his comrades.
 As the White Suits who still lived processed these bizarre-to-the-point-of-bullshit events, Travis’ humanboard slid to a stop, the trail of shredded skin and blood behind him indicating the man’s fate. Travis calmly walked to the center of the room, sword on his shoulder. The hoard of inhuman mobsters finally drew their weapons, but even then, they didn’t approach.
A moment of silence.
The otaku assassin breathed in.
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“YAMORI! GET YOUR BITCH ASS OUT HERE, OR ELSE THE ONLY THING YOU’LL HAVE LEFT TO LEAD IS YOUR OWN DEATH PARADE!!”
Another moment of silence.
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“That line made sense, right?”
The only response was an onslaught of bullets, and multiple White Suits lunging at Travis with knives in their hands.
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“I’ll take that as a ‘yes!’”
The massacre commenced.
@thewitchmagilou -> @tortorem
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notthepajamas · 7 years
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gintama clips for bad days:
assassins of assassins of assassins
harley davidson
first kiss
sorry for the wait
critical point
you’re a father now
believe in yourself
pantsu daburu feinto
come back kintama
vegeta found dead in gintama
yeah. seita’s fine
surreal world anime
it’s not zura-chi
HOT and COOL party
humanboarding
dad is dangling from dad
the surgery was a success
the bushes next door
whoa! sm*gma has died
matsuko
free him
we’ve come to cheer you up
the tip is a little moist
doesn’t it stink?
that thing hanging from your ear
fashion
big mood
goodbye, leader
shadow juice squirt
a hundred times stronger
queen of kabukichou
secondhand embarrassment
a riddle wrapped inside a mystery
watch your back out there
his suction is unbelievable
unstoppable force meets immovable object
the power of the Force
happy new year
piece of curry
forest specters
fenis monja
same brain cell
fury road
elizabeth is still eating
love really is deep
hell on earth
pusuke’s funeral
sandaime ikazo
magical banana
world’s biggest idiot
lady boomerang
no context
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suzarever · 5 years
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[Clip] The art of humanboarding (Gintama) https://ift.tt/2YHuOMe
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ozbayemrah · 5 years
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Humanboard 🤣🤣🤣 If your board is broken! Your mate will be there for help! Good friend always be a #snowboard 🤘🏽🤘🏼 . . @ridetsg @asporteyewear @evocsports @capitasupercorp @unionbindingco . @jukinvideo . #snowboard #ski #snow #snowboarding #winter #skiing #mountains #mountain #christmas #nature #travel #powder #photography #sky #instagood #cold #love #alps #snowboarder #freeride #neve #adventure #landscape #like #sci #photooftheday #sport #gopro #freeski (at Dorukkaya Ski&Mountain Resort) https://www.instagram.com/p/BsS_45EANxP/?utm_source=ig_tumblr_share&igshid=gf91bts3iwdd
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