local witch writes the fucking best tomes in the region and shares them with us for free using light magic (the inter net and computers). also simps for fictional characters so bad on main actually
69 dead, 666 cursed
opening the tomes might result in side effects, including but not limited to: delusions, hysteria, loss of typing ability
if you haven’t felt any of the above yet… good for you :)
also i‘m not that bad on main, i‘m way worse on my side blog and the actual worst in your dms jsjsjh
[shitty blog review]
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thoughts?
thoughts indeed a lot of them
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new years kiss - a winterland collab!
"almost time," satoru whispers, his breath brushing against your cheek as he nuzzles into your neck.
you hum in agreement, watching the clock tick sleepily. your boyfriend laughs and hugs you tighter.
"sleepy? ready for bed?"
you yawn and nod, snuggling deeper into his embrace.
"just a couple more minutes," you mumble.
satoru nods and lets go of you for just a second to reach over and grab the two champagne glasses off the coffee table you two had prepared earlier.
you clasp yours delicately, careful not to let it slip between your fingers as satoru retangles himself with you.
he gently clinks your glasses together.
"to another year with you."
you crinkle your nose and giggle.
"you're so cheesy," you whisper, taking a sip of your champagne.
he laughs along with you.
"you love me."
you take another sip as the clock chimes.
midnight.
satoru grins and drops his glass on the floor, spilling champagne on the wood.
"hey-"
he cuts you off with a kiss, his hand coming to rest on your cheek, his other hand curling around the back of your neck to deepen the kiss.
he pulls away with a lovesick smile.
"happy new years, baby."
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// I remembered this, and it’s so funny how everyone got genuinely ROYAL TITLES, and then we have Ayato and Yang with those——
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the fact that A & N are SOOO impressed by the MC knowing what dopamine is will never not be funny to me……. like the detective could literally just have said that the mitochondria is the power house of the cell & they would be as equally impressed…… i just know it.
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something i take for granted is i will never have to worry about accidentally getting pregnant. im in a long term, monogamous gay relationship. i can have hot gay sex and i dont even have to worry my pretty little head about a pregnancy scare
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authors describing eddie's eyes like "big brown eyes" "doe eyes" etc etc you all have my heart
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