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#JustLanHikariThings
a few of my favorite Lan things (gameverse)
General:
The way this kid gave 0 fucks about fighting off evil organizations that could KILL people. Even impulse control Megaman is just like, “Yeah Lan let’s show them who’s boss!”
His response to anyone doing bad things is essentially, “You’re a terrible person and I’m gonna stop you.” And then he stops them!
Literally oversleeping like every day despite Megaman literally yelling at him to wake up (king tbh)
Trespasses practically everywhere because his loved ones were put in harm’s way and anyone who messes with Lan Hikari’s loved ones will catch MEGA’S HANDS
Chaud in almost every BN game: Stay in your lane and let the Officials handle this
Lan: How about I don’t?
MMBN:
Literally decided to take on a crime syndicate without an official NetBattler license because fuck you it’s the right thing to do!
Fought off actual flames coming out of his oven with a squirt gun
Stole his dad’s government ID so he can have access to the water plant in order to confront said crime syndicate
He reformed Higsby just by telling him joining WWW for rare battlechips was dumb
Got freaking electrocuted trying to pull down a lever so Elecman would quit healing himself
After finding out his dead twin was really his Navi all along his first response is to apologize to Megaman for bossing him around for literal years
Mayl essentially tells him she has a crush on him and the poor oblivious boy is just absolutely DUMBFOUNDED
After Wiley told him that Lan’s grandpa beat him in a science contest so now he wants to kill everyone Lan basically called his shitty motive out and said Wiley’s loss wasn’t his family’s fault
MMBN2:
Practically failing a semester (or at most has a C average) except for Virus Busting (THIS KID BECOMES A SCIENTIST WHEN HE GROWS UP)
He wanted to research a different country and get a penpal from said country on the grounds that he wanted to eat their food (KING TBH)
Fought off a swarm of bees with a stick, a newspaper, and a lighter with 0 help from his friends
His first time overseas and he gets mugged....3 times
Keeps saying Mayl is “just a friend” but will have romantic dreams about her
Volunteered to captured a poisonous spider with 0 hesitation because he’s Lan Fucking Hikari
Freestyle rapped in order to get whiskey...yes really
Easily convinced his dad to let him go to a town with lethally high levels of radiation to take down a mafia because fuck you he’s Lan Hikari and this is the right thing to do
Managed to survive 100k radiation
Used the power of brotherly love to operate Megaman with his heart
MMBN3:
STOLE THE KEY TO BREAK INTO HIS SCHOOL (it was to make sure Dex didn’t fail his homework but still the AUDACITY)
Fucking Y E E T S his navi like a fucking POKEBALL at a man
He’s apparently good at calligraphy???
Falls for the, “Hey look over there!” trick
Jumps from a 2nd story window into the ocean in order to reach a hospital’s basement because he’s Lan Fucking Hikari
Caught a condor to return to the zoo
Calls Megaman out for being reckless on obtaining the GigFreeze even though the entire list proves that this gremlin has no room to talk
Gets gunned down by a tank with a built in machine gun and just...side steps it so he can jack into it
FUCKING KICKED A STATUE OF WILY OFF A LEDGE I FUCKING STAN HIM
MMBN4:
Can’t enter an area because it’s not open to the public? TRIES TO HAVE HIS NAVI BLAST IT OPEN!
An employee from said area shows up? HAVE YOUR NAVI KICK HIS ASS THEN TAKE HIS ACCESS CODE
NetBattled a gang because his new punk friend needed help
Gets involved with a mafia….again…
GETS HIMSELF FUCKING KIDNAPPED LAN NEVER GO TO NETOPIA EVER AGAIN
Got goaded into putting his hand in some wall relic thing’s mouth (with a slight risk it’ll be bit off) in order to prove he wasn’t lying about being in a tournament
Had Mega take on a soccer (I’m sorry, “footbomb”) challenge because some rando trash talked them
Swore revenge on an actual military official because he punched Lan in the stomach
CONVINCED AN ACTUAL MILITARY BASE TO LET HIM--AN ACTUAL 12 YEAR OLD--TAKE ON AN ACTUAL MILITARY MISSION
Insulted a master chef by saying his mom’s curry was better
ACCEPTED A CURRY COOKING CHALLENGE EVEN THOUGH HE DOESN’T KNOW HOW TO MAKE CURRY
WON SAID CURRY COMPETITION BY USING LOVE AS A SECRET INGREDIENT
KNOCKED THE FUCKING MAYOR ASIDE WHEN HE GOT IN HIS WAY BECAUSE HE HAD TO STOP AN ECOTERRORISM PLAN AND THAT’S HOW LAN FUCKING HIKARI ROLLS
Had Megaman get some cyber beer and cyber jerky so they could learn how to break rocks...I wish I was making this up
Braved a blizzard and almost froze to death so he could stop some asshole from freezing the entire earth (and this ISN’T PART OF THE GAME’S ACTUAL VILLAIN’S PLOT! THE GUY WAS LITERALLY JUST BEING AN ASSHOLE BECAUSE HE WAS HOT!)
MMBN5:
Literally kept the fact he’s a part of the NetAvengers a secret from his mom and friends until almost the last minute, which wasn’t very hard apparently
Like deliberately disobeyed his mom about being safe because if you think Lan Fucking Hikari isn’t going to find a way to save his own dad you got another thing coming
Was initially refusing to listen to Dusk’s demands to show off his and Mega’s battle capabilities, but agreed after he was called a wimp
Called the actual family dog ugly fdjksfldjs
Took down 100 dummy samurais so he could bypass a castle’s security system
Unfortunately not a whole lot of other moments but that’s because Lan’s chaotic nature is challenged by his equally chaotic teammates:
#JustTeamProtomanThings
Chaud fakes an attack on SciLab so he can see if Lan has what it takes to be part of the NetAvengers (because saving the world 4 times just doesn’t really cut it I guess...)
Tesla literally almost killed 3 children because she was stressed and thought drilling in an abandoned mine would do the trick
Charlie decides to cause problems on purpose just to test Lan’s capabilities and CHAUD WAS IN ON IT
Charlie also took out Nebula’s evil server thing but decided to attack Lan and Mega anyway because he just really wanted a rematch I guess
Fyrefox almost got away with theft because he just REALLY wanted his fireworks business to thrive okay?
Jasmine said fuck your precautions I’m going to the Undernet and there’s nothing anyone can do about it!
She also continues to say fuck authority, and if Lan won’t have the balls to go after Nebula then she and Meddy will!
#JustTeamColonelThings
Baryl--like Chaud--fakes an attack on Scilab to test lan and the entire time Lan is just like WHO ARE YOU?
Dusk also causes problems on purpose for the sake of testing Lan but he’s an assassin so that kinda makes sense for him
Ribitta goes to the Undernet because SHE NEEDS TO MAKE A KILLER NEWS STORY LAN THINK OF HER CAREER LAN
Goes to the Undernet again because dammit Lan if you won’t be a leader and avenge Colonel then SHE WILL
MMBN6:
Was prepared to fight off 5 security bots when they wouldn’t let him into his new school
Was willing to take on those same security bots who were burning the entire school down because this isn’t Lan Fucking Hikari’s first rodeo
Considered that an actual penguin could be a pelican...
Would have jumped into a pool full of jellyfish had impulse control Megaman not stopped him
Almost got fucking TAZED because he was yelling and touching a tree (IT MAKES SENSE IN CONTEXT....KINDA)
Sleeps in class when there are security cameras watching him (THIS KID BECOMES A SCIENTIST WHEN HE GROWS UP)
Tried to pull a Mary Poppins with an umbrella to jump down a tall ledge...the umbrella broke
Basically took an assassination class... (Gregor version)
Nearly threw hands with the mayor (he had it coming tho)
Took down a NetMafia...again (request post-game; but for real how does this keep happening to him???)
Put off leaving a building that was about to blow up because he was reforming the franchise’s long running villain
REFORMS THE FRANCHISE’S LONG RUNNING VILLAIN BY CONVINCING HIM THAT THERE REALLY WAS STILL GOOD IN HIM AND HE COULD BE A GOOD SCIENTIST AGAIN THIS ABSOLUTE PURE CHILD
Other:
Decides to investigate a bad vaccine after his dad tells him to stay put because sorry dad I’m Lan Fucking Hikari and this is the right thing to do! (Network Transmission)
Saved the Waterworks plant from Iceman (again) not just because it’s the right thing to do but because if he didn’t he would get any dinner that night (Network Transmission)
BEAT UP A GROWN ASS MAN (Battle Chip Challenge (his route))
Okay this kid does all this bullshit but the one thing that knocks him down is the fucking common cold (Battle Chip Challenge (Mayl’s route))
Lied about WWW stragglers being at the BattleChipGP to impress his #1 fan and when that proved to be true he tried playing it off that he knew all along before Megaman outs him (Battle Chip Challenge (Kai’s route))
Literally calls a powerful being from space an “Arm Navi” and when corrected he tells it to shut up (Operate Shooting Star)
Becomes a memetic badass 200 years into the future (Operate Shooting Star) including but hopefully not limited to things such as:
having an IQ of 300
Being efficient in every sport (soccer in particular)
Making goals in soccer against 11 players (presumably single-handedly)
has a signature move called a LanPunch and it’s never specified HOW THIS CAME ABOUT
Literally comes into Dex’s house uninvited with a strange boy from the future and jacks into a wall clock WITHOUT AN EXPLANATION TO DEX (Operate Shooting Star)
BEGAN THE PROCESS FOR HARNESSING THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP (Star Force Megaman 2)
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Rockman.EXE Episode 47 Review.
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Told you these guys would be back. -__-
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Let the Wacky Races parody begin!
We start the episode with car related shots, something that looks like a photo shooting with Aki-chan, more car related close ups and a scene of Iceman being taken away from Aki by Glyde.
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A race is taking place today! Shots of the drivers getting their cars ready along with Rush getting chained to one of the cars for some reason, and Rockman putting on the goggles we saw earlier along with his battle mask.
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He looks cute with goggles. :3
We see the different “cars” at the starting line as the race begins!
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Yes, that is in fact Magicman’s arm shoveling coal into a train engine.
Its is reveal to be a Net Mobile Grand Prix hosted by Yaito since the commentator is one of her maids. Just then, a newcomer drives in at the last second.
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Blues joins the brawl! I mean race.
After the title card, Yaito’s maid tells us the name of each car and their respective drivers.
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Rockman is driving the only real race car, Gutsman is racing in a tank, Roll’s car looks sentient and Glide is wearing gloves over his gloves.
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Mania-Obsessive, the Ex-WWW Navis are driving a train, Net agents are driving a manly submarine and Yaito’s maid just straight up insults Blues. Talk about an objective commentator.
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This is basically Mario Karts, so we all know they’re gonna attack eachother, be realistic woman!
The winner, aside from the title, will also receive a kiss from the CGI race queen.
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“I love you, you love me, we all love weird looking CGI~”
I can only imagine those are the lyrics of a new cheezy song of hers.
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This is something I didn’t like from the dub, we all know that Roll has a crush on Rockman, but it is not okay to make her jealous of other girls? The dub change the dialogue to Roll complaining about Rush not being in the car with her, as if she didn’t know that she has him strapped to the car’s front. It’s actually cute how Roll wants to win the race to avoid having Aki kiss him.
But Rockman couldn’t care less about the kiss because all he wants is to win no matter the battle, as he then gives us a flashback from a few days earlier at the Maha Ichiban where Yaito is telling everyone (including Higure for some reason) about the race.
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I love that little gag with Netto, eating curry is always a priority for him. Also, why is one of Hello Kitty’s friends on the wall? Or... maybe its just a pig.
Yaito then shows them a new line of Navi cars with Numberman as the model.
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The idea behind these cars is that Navis will be able to drive cars through the internet, which is pretty stupid considering that there are no highways in Internet city and Navis can easily travel fast plug-in style. But we all know that the real reason is to make Blues look cool in a future episode and have a Wacky Races parody.
In order to advertize the cars, Yaito wants to hold a race and asks Netto and the others to take part, they accept, but the Ex-WWW overhears them and ask to join as well for the publicity for their restaurant. And for some reason Commander Beef and the rest of the Net Agents arrive and decide to enter as well to foil WWW’s idea. And Yaito being so selfish doesn’t give a crap about the WWW’s intention like she did in the last episode and just accepts everyone.
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But it DOES bother you when Enzan joins the race at the last second, you self centered big headed hypocrite! You are tied in with Rush for the second spot on my list of most hated characters from this season! (You should all know who number one is).
In the cyberworld, Glyde asks Iceman to be his co-pilot and Roll invites Rush along before noticing something wrong with him. Turns out the Cutman brothers are back and they made a paper cut out of a flea to spy on Rockman’s group. They plan to take out Rockman during the race because they still think he’s evil and now they seem to have a crush on Roll all of a sudden.
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Makes sense that Glyde asks to team up with Iceman, because I don’t believe there is a car small enough for him.
The flashback ends, making me wonder if the Cutmen scene was part of Rockman’s memory, and we return to the race. We also see the thoughts of the Net Agents taking part as well.
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Funny you ask that, Miyuki, because we then cut to Madoi wondering why the WWW is driving a train. Mahajarama just happens to have a thing for trains.
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We cut to Rockman who just now finds out that Blues is in the race, I mean come on, Netto didn’t tell him?
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Gutsman manages to pass Rockman... On a tank! How?
Gutsman gets in front of Numberman and decides to bend the rules by attacking the car, sending it flying and forcing Numberman to log out after it blows up leaving an emoji face Higure-san.
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The cars enter a tunnel where Iceman decides to freeze the road causing Gutsman to drift out of control.
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However, Roll-chan is too close, but she avoids crashing into Gutsman by quickly drifting along with him. Worried about Roll’s safety, Gutsman decides to destroy his own car forcing him to log-out.
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Here is another line changed in the dub. It’s a fact in both versions that Gutsman has a crush on Roll and he even sacrificed himself in episode 24 to protect her. Here, the dub had him saying that he was getting dizzy and he destroys his own car because he couldn’t take it anymore. I guess the dub wanted Roll to be portrayed more as an equal than having a man sacrificing himself for her for no real reason.
After this we see the Cutman brothers waiting outside of the tunnel where they make a giant paper cut out of a canon. Netto cheers for Rockman, but just then the WWW train pushes his car off balance making him slide out of control before cutting to commercials.
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We come back from commercials with Netto saving Rockman by changing his tires, with a little warning about using those tires in public roads that was skipped in the dub. Rockman regains control by driving on the walls of the tunnel and the race continues with Higure-san as a new commentator.
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The insult of the day is “pain in the ass” because this is the third time we hear that in this episode. Or the sub was too lazy to think of another insult.
The cars exit the tunnel where the Cutmen are waiting for Rockman with the canon, but for some reason they just stand there. I guess the cars are so fast that they didn’t get the chance to shoot?
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The line in the dub was just as pathetic. ¬ -¬
The next obstacle is a draw bridge opening, Rockman and Blues manage to jump to the other side without problems, Roll-chan has some kind of air bag under her car that allows her to bounce to the other side, but the manly submarine can only do what it does best, dive.
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So the Net agents are out and now its time for the WWW to upgrade their train from a steam powered locomotive to an electrical train thanks to the Count and Elecman.
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I like how Coloredman and Heatman are waving their hands in the air like they don’t even care. XD
Time for the Cutmen’s third attemp to destroy Rockman, by planting something on his car using a manhole they created out of paper. It looks like they forgot cut some stairs because Cutman Jiro (Eyebrows) is using the rest of the Cutmen to give him leverage. The fat cutman at the bottom gets a supper boost of strenght causing Jiro to get run over by Rockman’s car. They ask about what happened to the paper cut out, which turns out to be a time bomb, and they assume that it successfuly stuck to Rockman’s car making them feel victorious and making up a new excuse for last time about Roll-chan being in danger too. What’s this sudden crush for Roll?!
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“It was at this moment that Cutman Jiro realized... He f*!ked up.”
We return to the race with the WWW Navis in first place and attacking the other cars, they eventually take out the Battle Bus much for Yaito’s maid’s dismay.
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Boo-hoo, maybe now you  can concentrate in being an objective commentator.
The WWW feels confident, but Enzan, Netto and Meiru power up their Navi’s vehicles giving them a boost of speed to pass the WWW train.
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As the WWW Navis are shocked by Rockman and the others passing them, the Otoko-Maru raises from the water and returns to the race just to get in the way of the Wakahage taking both teams out.
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This was just a hilarious accident, but the dub made it look like the Navis themselves did it on purpose to get the WWW out of the race. That would actually make sense, Sharkman, Woodman and Skullman sacrificing themselves for their main objective fits with their characters, after all we don’t see their reactions inside the submarine. They like “Screw this race, we are taking the WWW with us!” ;)
Cue the final lap music of Mario Karts, or in this case, Rockman’s victory music since we have reach the third and final lap of the race with Rockman, Blues and Roll-chan racing eachother.
We see the Cutmen waiting at the finish line as Rockman and Blues focus on eachother and both of them try to make a move in a corner, but they seem to forget that Roll is behind them because they open up a gap for her to move on to first place.
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And the seventh panel was ruined by a layering mistake. ¬ . ¬
Roll is now in the lead, but Rockman and Blues are not happy with this so it’s time for their Netops to send in their last accessory chips to transform their vehicles, with Meiru doing the same to keep her advantage over them.
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Roll’s corny car just became a freaking rocket plane with wheels!
As Rock and Blues try to catch up with her, we check back with the Cutman brothers who discover a tiny problem with their plan of blowing up Rockman.
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That little Cutman is an idiot. Turns out the bomb was stuck to Jiro’s back all along, probably after he got ran over by Rockman’s car, the rest of the Cutman panic trying to take it off with no avail.
The three Navis are almost at the finish line, Roll is holding her ground, until one of her tires suddenly blows up for whatever reason causing her to spin out of control, Rockman and Blues take advantage of this to pass her. 
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Roll’s car finally crashes and blows up sending Rush flying and forcig Roll to log out leaving behind a tear.
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Yeap, that is a tear drop breaking. The dub kept this in because I remember wondering what that was. I inicially thought it was like a sweat drop, but after watching the original version, I realized that was a tear because Roll was heartbroken knowing that she failed to stop Rockman from winning and getting kissed by Aki-chan. AWWWWW.
So now it’s down to Rockman and Blues! Who will become the champion?
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Hmmm... Considering that motorcycles don’t normally take part in car races, this is gonna be a tough call.
Anyway, the race is over and I want my fireworks!
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Woo hoo! Let’s celebrate because this is the last time we see the Cutman brothers. (Until the Beast saga, but that’s another story.)
As they are waiting for the results, Blues raises his index finger to the sky making everyone believe that he is declaring himself the winner, but he surrprises them by pointing at Rockman and declaring him the victor.
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But this moment of good sportmanship is ruined by the photo finish that shows that the winner of the race.... Is Rush.
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I dont know why they cutted out Blues’s reaction in the dub, it was funny. Or do they think Blues is too cool for this?
Yes, Rush is the winner because he crossed the finish line first after Roll’s car blew up, so I guess in a way, Roll got her wish. :3
And the episode ends with everyone booing as Aki-chan kisses an unconscious Rush and Netto breaking the picture with his face.
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My thoughts?
Before I forget again, here is a fun fact! Cutman Jiro and the original Cutman were voiced by the same person who voiced Bubbleman in the rest of the anime, Chiyako Shibahara. It was until the Beast saga when the Cutman Brothers and Cutman himself return for an episode where I realized it was the same voice, the only difference being that they don’t say “Puku” all the time.
Wacky Races was an old Hanna-Barbera show from the 80′s that was very popular in a lot of countries, specially in Japan for many animes would include an episode based on the concept. Whether it was a direct parody or just inspired by it, this episode is clearly one of those examples. Sure, it might also be a reference to the Megaman Battle and Chase game that was released in 1997, but that could’ve been inspired by Wacky Races too.
How can I tell if this was directly inspired by the Wacky Races cartoon?
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Because Roll-chan’s car is an obvious parody of Penelope Pitstop’s car from the show, with the car wearing mascara an all. And I think there was also a tank in the race.
All and all, this was a very fun episode to watch, it wasn’t ridiculous like the baseball one, this one was written into the story to actually make sense. Remember my criterias for episode 43? The episode introduced something new that fits in with the anime’s universe, and Blues’s bike will make a comeback in a future episode.
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Electrical Distubance, Ch. IV
Chapter 4 of "Electrical Disturbance," a Rockman (Dr. Chou Numbers universe) fan fiction story.
I sure do love worldbuilding. I'm also a big fan of world-wrecking, it seems.
Word count: 3,296 – Character count: 19,020 Originally written: July 18th, 2020
Kaitlin quickly finds herself on the wrong end of gun as she tries to figure out what's going on.
Elecman, Thomas Right, Roll, Blues/Breakman, “Rockman,” and related characters and concepts created by various people and © Capcom Co, Ltd. "Dr. Chou Numbers" concept and related characters and concepts created by and © Jussy Kaitlin/Thundergirl created by and © KaitlinEXE
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    The room fell silent.  Well, silent… apart from the maniacal cackling that filled it.  Kaitlin had just dropped a bombshell on the room by announcing herself as a Wily-‘bot.  Dr. Right and Roll were positively agog with surprise.  Elecman, however…     “I know what’s going on!”     He went full-aggro on the girl!
    “Elecman, no!” Dr. Right shouted as the robot charged an electrical attack.     “I must have infected her with a time-release program during our regrettable skirmish in Nevada!  She thinks she’s one of Wily’s machines – I must make this right!”     Elecman took a fighting pose and put his hands over his chest, one above and one below, both pointing opposite directions.  As he slid the two across each other, a loud crackle of energy sparked to life between them.  In the next second, his hands went over his head in preparation…     “This is for your own good, Thundergirl!  Thunder Beam!!”     Then, he threw them outward in an open-clam position, sending a powerful bolt across the room and…     “Nooooo…!!”     Straight into Roll’s waiting chest.
    Once again, the room went entirely silent.  Even Kaitlin, who was completely convinced she was going to be zapped, stood in awe of what had happened.     “Roll…” Dr. Right weakly called to his creation as she awkwardly lay on the floor.     “You dear, sweet child,” Elecman whispered, looking away, “what have you done…”     “She…  She saved me.  She saved me?!  Why did she save me?!”     Indeed, just as Elecman had prepared to disable Kaitlin with a Thunder Beam… Roll had run in as fast as her feet could carry her, screamed in rejection, launched herself between the two, then crashed into the closet door, clutching her chest and trembling in agony, her body surging, crackling, and smoldering from her younger brother’s attack.
    “She saved me…”     Kaitlin couldn’t make heads-or-tails of it.     “A Right-‘bot saved me from gettin’ zapped…”     She fell to her knees, her eyes filling with tears of confusion and another emotion she didn’t quite understand.     “I…”     “Get away from her!”
    Just as Kaitlin was about to pull Roll onto her back… Dr. Right came in swinging!  Even though she was only stunned by the coat rack that was smashed against her full-metal head… it was more-than-enough to get her back onto her feet and scurry right out the front door!  She didn’t want anything to do with those crazy Rights!     “Gotta get outta here…” she panted as she ran even faster than before.  “Gotta find a radio…!  Gotta call Papa Wily and… and have him save me…!  Gotta– ooph!”     But, that was going to have to wait…
    After being bounced to the ground, Kaitlin looked up… then she shivered with fear.  Standing in front of her was a man in a gray jumpsuit with a yellow scarf and red boots and gauntlets.  He had a shield on his back and… one very large arm-cannon pointed right at her head.     “You have exactly five seconds to explain yourself, Thundergirl,” he told her in a cold voice that lacked any mercy.  “After that… I’m going to blow your head off.”     A lot of words came out of the frightened girl’s mouth as she stared down the barrel of his glowing plasma weapon.  She could feel it scorching her face as it gathered energy for a powerful attack.  Naturally, seeing that sort of thing was enough to keep her from saying anything coherent, but when she realized she couldn’t get a word out…     “Aaaaahh…!!”     She curled into a ball, covered her head, and hoped for a miracle.     “Okay.  That will do.”     And, that’s exactly what she got.
    The girl dared to peek through her arms, violently shaking and hyperventilating out of pure, unrestrained fear.  Twice, today, she was sure she was going to die and twice, today, she was saved by some unexpected circumstance!  If her luck held out… maybe she could be back in the cozy comfort of her papa’s latest castle before sundown!  She hoped, anyway…
    “Get up.”     The sharply flinched, drawn from her thoughts by the man-in-gray.     “I said…”     A kick to the leg made her yelp.     “Get up.”     She was quick to follow directions, then.  The kick didn’t hurt that much, but it was pretty clear that this man… robot?  This person wasn’t screwing around…
    “Now…”     Kaitlin stood at full attention.  Whatever his next order was… she planned to follow it!     “Explain… slowly… why you decided to make a mess of my family’s house after the doctor took time out of his day to save your worthless life.”     For some reason, the urge to turn it around and call him worthless boiled up inside her.  Thankfully… she decided not to act on it.     “I-I-I didn’t know he f-fixed me…” she openly admitted with a stutter.  “I j-j-just woke up in a s-strange place, s-surrounded by people my dad hates!  I was s-scared…”     “Liar!”     She shrieked as he shouted at her.  A second later, she noticed him cross his arms.     “Let’s try this, again…  Why did you make a mess of my family’s house?”     “I… umm…”  She hesitated before admitting, “I did it in the name of Dr. Wily…”     “Are you one of his creations?”     She shrunk before answering, “Y-yes…  I… I’m a Special Wily Number.  L-like Big Bro Forte and Lost Bro King!”     The man in the red helmet and black visor hummed.     “Has this always been the case?  Wily tends to… ‘find…’ a lot of ‘his’ robots.”     “A-as far as I know…?”  Unfortunately… she really didn’t know.
    “Hmm…”  The unnamed man looked to one side as he thought out loud, “You told us you were an amnesiac, but you never told us you were a Wily Number.  Why the change-of-heart?  Why the change-of-alliance…?”     “What?”  Kaitlin blinked in confusion.  “I-I’ve always been a Wily Number, M-Mister…”     “Breakman.”     “M-Mister Breakman,” she corrected without hesitation.     “Did your… creator… ever specifically tell you of your creation?”     “Um… no.  B-but, a lot’a my brothers don’t remember bein’ created by Papa Wily, either!”     She looked down at the ground, rubbing her arm.     “He doesn’t tell us stuff like that ‘cause, even though we think of ourselves as a family, he just sees us as tools… moving from one ‘project’ to the next…  B-But, that’s okay, ‘cause we kind of are just tools!  People who get attached to ‘tools’ are stupid and wrong!  I mean, that white-haired beardo got all freaked-out when Elecman zapped that dumb, blond maid, and–”     All positive emotion – not to mention color – brained from the girl’s face as she found her eyesight obscured by the faintly-glowing end of Breakman’s weapon.     “Watch your mouth, Thundergirl…”     She thought about keeping quiet.  However…     “W… wh-why?”     A question found its way out of her mouth, instead.     “I happen to like that Right Number.”  He lowered his gun as he added, “She’s the only one who isn’t trying to change me…”     “Ch… ‘change you?’”     “Never mind.”
    Breakman crossed his arms, again, before turning to the side.  Even though Kaitlin couldn’t see his eyes through the visor, she knew he was looking at the Right House.  She figured he was probably thinking, too, considering how quiet he got…
    “Thundergirl.”     “Wh-why does everyone keep calling me that?”     “What?”     He turned her way.  She was scowling and looked annoyed.     “Why does everyone keep calling me ‘Thundergirl…?’” Kaitlin repeated.  “I dunno who that even is!  My name is ‘Kaitlin!’  I guess it’s technically Special Wily Number error: Kaitlin… but ‘Kaitlin’ is way less of a mouthful!”     Though she was smiling… Breakman was not.     “Say that, again,” he half-demanded.     “Say what again?”  She tilted her head.  “‘My name is Kaitlin?’”     “Your full name.”     “My full name… my… designation, ugh.”  She scowled.  “It’s Special Wily Number error: Kaitlin.  I’m a Special Wily Number just like–”     “Again.”     Her eyes narrowed with suspicion.  “I’m… Special Wily Number error: Kaitlin.”
    “Thundergirl.  Kaitlin, rather…”  Breakman leaned to one side, tilting his head.  “Are you aware of what you’re saying?”     “Of course I am!”  She huffed.  “What kind of stupid question is that?”     The other robot smirked.  He liked it when her true personality out-shined her fear.     “Say your full designation one more time.”     Kaitlin stomped her foot and threw her hands down, losing patience.     “I’ll say it five more times if it’ll get you to stop asking!” she shouted.     “Okay.”  He continued to smirk as he told her, “Go ahead.”     So, she did.
    “I am Special Wily Number error: Kaitlin, I am Special Wily Number error: Kaitlin, I am Special Wily Number error: Kaitlin, I am… I… w-wait…”     A look of fear and confusion came to her face as Breakman’s smirk became a smile.     “Why… why don’t I have a number?  Why can’t I find my number?  Breakman…!”     Her anxiety grew into panic and she grabbed the other robot by the shoulders.     “Wh-why can I find my Special Wily Number?!  Wh-what does that mean?!”     “It means…” he started as he knocked her arms away, “you don’t have one.  Wily never gave you a number.”     “No…  No, you’re wrong!” she cried, shaking her head.  “I have a number!  I-if Big Bro Forte is 1 and Lost Bro King is 2, then… then I’m 3!  Zero-zero-three…  I am Special Wily Number error!”     Her eyes shot open.     “I’m Special Wily Number error,” she repeated without meaning to.  “No, I’m Special Wily Number error.  I-I’m Special Wily Number error!  Error!!  Eeerr-herr-rooor…!!”     “I think that pretty much sums it up, don’t you?”     “You…!”
    All-at-once, Kaitlin’s confusion, fear, and anxiety turned red-hot and she took a swing at Breakman!  To her utter surprise…     “Ah…”     It connected.
    “I… I…”     The girl whimpered as she pulled her fist back.  Breakman didn’t even so much as flinch when he was struck.  Even after-the-fact, all he did was stand there, his head jerked back in the position she’d forced it into and his body in a neutral position.  There was one other thing, though…
    He wasn’t smiling, anymore.
    “Oh, god!!”     For some reason, the girl curled into a ball, hugging her head and whimpering in fear instead of running.  She was far too panicked to even consider leaving the area.  It took her a good minute of cowering before she looked up… but when she did…     “Ahh– aah…!”     She found herself pulled by the collar of her hoodie.
    “Well?”     “W… w… w-well…?” the girl stammered, almost too afraid to answer.     “Did you get it out of your system?”     There was a long pause before she asked, “A-aren’t you mad at me?”     “I don’t get mad.”     She blinked as he let go of her… only to make a horrible choking sound as his fist forcefully found its way into her stomach.     “I get even.”
    When he withdrew, she doubled over in pain, tears welling up in her eyes.  She hissed and growled, huffing as she pain kept coming.  He hadn’t even hit her with that plasma gun, but it sure felt like he did!     “You… you sonova…!”     “That’s right, Kaitlin.”  He grinned.  “Get angry.”     “You hurt me…!”     “You hurt Roll.”     “Elecman hurt Roll!”     “She got hurt saving you.”     “You… you…!”     “Me.”     “I’ll kill you!!”
    A few things happened in the instants that followed Kaitlin’s outburst.  Firstly, she found herself on the ground, several paces away, laying there in more pain than before.  Secondly, Breakman had pulled his shield around and, as best as she could figure, used it to whack her over to where she was.  And, thirdly…     “Wh… what…?”     Her hands were sparking and crackling with white-hot plasmatic electricity.
    “Did I– ow!”     Kaitlin tried to get up… only to fall right back down, clutching her mid-section.     “Careful,” Breakman warned in a mocking tone.  “Don’t do anything you’ll regret.”     “What… what did…”  She looked at her hands.  “What did I just do…?!”     “You just lived up to your name, Thundergirl.”
    After reeling for a minute, Kaitlin finally got back to her feet.  When she did, she noticed… there was a large, veiny sort of scorch mark on Breakman’s shield, as well as something similar on the ground.  Between that, the tingling and crackling of her hands, and the constant nickname everyone kept using, she could only come to one conclusion…     “Did… did Papa Wily upgrade me into a ‘battle android…?’”     For some reason… she started beaming.     “This is the best-worst-best birthday, ever…!!”     Then, when she tried to pump her fist in the air…     “Ow…!!”     She collapsed back on the ground, her aching stomach telling her that it wasn’t going to happen.
    “Ahem…”
    Several moments passed after Kaitlin made her discovery, in which time, she started playing with her newfound power.  For example, she spread her fingers and made a current arc from-one-to-the-next…  She created a series of small sparks that crackled like fireworks…  She even wrote her name in the air with a lovely cursive font!  Just as she was starting to enjoy herself, though… Breakman broke in.
    “What’s up, Breakman?” she called, still full of mirth despite her head and stomach aching from his counter-attacks.     “You’re probably not going to believe this…” he told her, “but, before today, you were galavanting around, passing yourself off as a ‘superhero’ named ‘Thundergirl.’”     “Me?  A superhero?”  The girl blinked her brown eyes.  “I could never…  Well, maybe…!”     As she clapped her hands together and formed a ball of lightning…     “Don’t get any funny ideas.”     Breakman gave her pause.     “I wasn’t doin’ nothin’…” she said, feigning innocence as she popped the ball and started drawing in the dirt with a sweet smile.
    “In any case… this isn’t your first visit to the Right Labs compound.”  Breakman stepped over as he told her, “A couple of months ago, Dr. Right invited you here to study you.”     “That doesn’t sound right!”  She slowly got to her feet, hugging her stomach.  “Ow…  Uh, why would Dr. Right invite me, a Wily-‘bot, to his place?  That’d be like Dr. Wily asking Rockman to come over for cake and punch!”     She winched from her stomach ache, suddenly wishing she’s said “cake and soda…”     “At the time,” he continued, slipping his shield onto his back, “you didn’t announce yourself as a Wily Number.”     “What you’re saying doesn’t make any sense, Breakman…”  She frowned a little, wincing as her head throbbed.  “I’ve always been a Wily Number since… since… why… um… why are there these huge gaps in my memory?”     “You’re an amnesiac.”     “Don’t get smart with me, Scarf-Boy!”     He smirked as she scowled.
    “You came back here after fighting a Wily-controlled Elecman, five days ago,” the robot said.  “He was simply out-of-commission while you had severe internal damage.  Once he was fixed-up, it was your turn to go under-the-knife, so-to-speak.”     Kaitlin tilted her head, listening to the story with a doubtful look.     “My best guess?  The doctor couldn’t help himself and took at peek at your brain.”     “My brain…?”     “Yep.  And, if I had to guess… he screwed something up and set you back to your factory defaults… or at least somewhere around the time Wily first activated you.  The question is… whose side are you really on?”     “Papa Wily’s, of course!  And, with my new electric weapons…”     She gave another mean smile before mimicking Elecman’s pose from earlier.     “I can be a hero for justice!”
    There was an awkward moment where Kaitlin continued to charge and play with her electricity.  She kept tossing Breakman glances, hoping for a reaction of some kind.  When he didn’t give her one, though… she stopped her movements, put her hands into her hoodie’s front pockets, and sighed, looking away.     “Couldn’t you… ya know… at least pretend t’ be scared?”     “Scared of what?” Breakman replied.     “Of me!”     He was grinning when she snapped back… which only made her angrier.     “You’re no threat to me,” he told her with that same grin.     “Oh, yeah?!”     When he nodded, she pulled her hands back out and charged an attack.     “You’d better run!” she warned.  “I mean it!”     Rather than run, though…     “Wh… what are you doing?”     “Calling your bluff.”     Breakman did something crazy.
    As Kaitlin held her attack, Breakman nudged his shield off of his back and… to her continued surprise… tossed it some distance away.  Then, he held his arms out, away from his body, and made the girl a promise.     “If you plan to attack me, Wily Number, then I won’t stop you.  I won’t even try and avoid it.  I’ll stand right here, with my arms out, and I’ll let you hit me.”     “Are… are you insane?!” the girl cried, her face showing anger and befuddlement.     “No.”  He smirked.  “I just don’t think you’ll do it.”     “Of course I can!”     Her smile returned and she hunkered down.     “The Rights are your family, right?  So, that makes you my enemy!  I’d be doin’ Papa Wily a favor by destroyin’ you with my fancy, new upgrades!  He might even reward me!  So, why wouldn’t I?”     “Because…”     She gritted her teeth.  Somehow… she knew he’d narrowed his eyes at her.     “You’re no threat to me.”     “I am too a threat!”     “You aren’t.”     “I am!”     “No, you aren’t.”     “I am, I am, I am…!!”     “You really aren’t.”     “I… I am, though…!”     Even though she seemed ready to strike… her resolve was starting to crack.
    “I’ll do it!” she told him, sounding less confident than before.  “I’ll… I’ll shut you down!”     “Go ahead,” the grey-suited robot said in a calm voice.     “I’ll… I’ll zap you from-head-to-toe and make you hurt!”     “I’m waiting.”     “I’ll… I’ll… I-I’ll…”     She sighed, canceling her attack.     “O-oh, alright, fine.  I won’t attack you.”  The girl kicked a rock and pouted.  “Happy?”     “Almost.”     “Wha–”     “Blues Strike!”
    Time stood still as the girl felt something… odd.  Her eyes went open and the world seemed to turn to gray.  She didn’t know what was going on or how it had happened…  All she knew was that she felt kind of a sharp pinch… but only for a second.  Then, after what seemed like forever… she felt herself collide with the ground.     The instant the touched down, time resumed and color came back to reality.  She heard herself gasp then, all-at-once, felt a burning… seething pain.  When she could finally bring herself to look, she noticed a massive, burning scorch mark covering most of her chest and part of her belly.  There was a little trail of burnt dirt leading up to her, as well.  She followed that line with her eyes… only for another feeling to overtake her.
    “Why…?”
    Her brown eyes filled to the brim with tears and overflowed down her warm cheeks.  She genuinely couldn’t believe that the robot… who had been so nice to her… could have been the one to attack her!  Yet, the proof was right there, pointed roughly where she was a few seconds prior.
    Breakman stood up straight, looking at his target with contempt and holding his smoking weapon upright.  Even if she could see his eyes… she knew she’d see no mercy, whatsoever…     “Because…”     She flinched as he spoke, expecting him to fire, again.  Thankfully…     “You hurt my family.”
    The man whistled a little tune as he retrieved his shield.  Shortly after, he cast the wounded girl another look… then, he huffed with a smirk.  Without another word, a pinkish-red glow overtook him and he disappeared in a beam of light, leaving the girl to lay there… dying.
    “I’m ho– oh, my gosh…!!”     “Kaitlin…?!  Kaaaitliiiiin…!”
    Kaitlin grunted at the new voices.  Both sounded concerned, but one sounded absolutely grief-stricken.  They both seemed to know her, so she tried to ask for help.  However, she couldn’t hear her words… When she tried to turn toward the voices, she could only catch glimpses – her optics were starting to fail.  As her systems powered down, though, she thought she saw two things:     A boy in a blue helmet… and some sort of wild animal with glasses…
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cdc1345711 · 6 years
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Cartoon-Force Scene-Extreme Cartoon-Force Invades The GSD
(To make their escape plan work the team needed to find the others at the secret prison they’ve been keeping them locked up at-so Lucas and a team consisting of Eric,Tokoyami,Dark Shadow,Eric’s little brother Barry,Grim,Skips,004,Cain,Thunderman,Elecman,Greg the Ice Cream head guy,Hot Dog Person,Orly,Black Dynamite,Patrick,Ozzy,Hell-Ozzy,Scott the Devil Llama and Devil Rhino plan to break in to GSD headquarters to hack their systems and know the location of the secret prison-they have just arrived)
Lucas:Okay-I don’t to tell you how important this mission is-we succeed we safe our brothers,fail,we’ll be joining them-so I want a teams of two-Eric,and Barry,Tokoyami and Dark Shadow,Grim and Black Dynamite,Thunderman and Elecman,Ozzy and Hell-Ozzy,Greg and Hot Dog Person,004 and Cain with Patrick,Scott and Devil Rhino and Skips and Orly will accompany me to the control room-while the rest of you go to your designated locations or search the perimeter-let’s go”
(Lucas,Skips and Orly head to the control room while Eric,Barry,Tokoyami,Dark Shadow,Greg,Hot Dog Person,Ozzy,Hell-Ozzy and the Devil boys scout the building while Thunderman and Elecman guard the power and Patrick,Cain and 004 raid the armory while Grim and BD secure their way out-not knowing there are agents still here)
Jack:Did you hear something outside Walker”
Cynthia:Yes I did”
Jack:(To Zac and Stella)We’ll check it out while you two stay here”
Zac:But Chief we can-----”
Jack:That’s an order”
Zac:(Disappointed)Fine(wraps his arms around himself)”
(Lucas and the others reach the control room)
Lucas:Okay-let’s find our leader and compatriots(as soon as his suit is inside the system the alarm rings)dammit”
AWOOGA AWOOGA AWOOGA
Jack/Cynthia:THE CONTROL ROOM”
(They run till they see Eric,Barry,Tokoyami and Dark Shadow)
Tokoyami:Dammit the’re agents here”
Eric:Orders are to stun not kill”
Barry:Not my forte”
Eric:Don’t argue with me Barry just shoot-gotta buy Lucas sometime(they shoot at Jack and Cynthia-while he tells the others to help or retreat if they’re near the roof)”
Cynthia:(To Stella)We got invader-Cartoon-Forcers by the looks of it-how many are here Stella?”
Stella:(Using her laptop to see schematics of the building)There are 20 assailants-4 of them are with you-2 in the 3rd floor-5 in the armory,2 on the roof,2 about to conjoin with your assailants on the opposite side of you and Agent Savage,2 in the 1st floor and 3 are in the control room”
Cynthia:Okay-remember Savage,we need them alive for questioning,no killing”
Jack:I know the drill Walker(Jack hits Dark Shadow but with no affect)okay apparently one is a shadow creature-kinda reminds me of an old scary story my mom told me when I was a child-”
Cynthia:(Continues shooting)NOT THE TIME”
(Greg,Hot Dog Person,Ozzy and Hell-Ozzy help Eric and the others)
Ozzy:Me and Hell-Ozzy are gonna help Luke and the others”
Hell-Ozzy:You guys got this?”
Greg:Hell Yeah”
Hot Dog Person:We got this-go help them”
(Ozzy and Hell-Ozzy head to the control room-while Zac and Stella help on the sidelines)
Stella:2 of them are heading to the control room Miss Cynthia”
Zac:This is BULL CRAP-we should be out there helping Chief and Miss Cynthia not cooped up in a meeting room”
Stella:Our orders were to stay here and keep tabs on our enemy Zachary(sees the screen)the ones on the 3rd floor and raided the Armory are on the roof”
Zac:(Mad)UUUUh”
(On the roof)
Grim:(Hearing the shooting)What de Hell is going on there mon?”
Scott:We’ve been spotted-Eric told us telepathically to get to the roof if we’re near it”
004:Here’s the weapons we’re going back to help the others”
(Inside)
Eric:Barry-go to the roof”
Barry:What? like Hell-i’m not leaving you to be captured”
Eric:DAMMIT BARRY I’M YOUR BROTHER-YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME AND GET THE FUCK UP TO THE ROOF BECAUSE I LOVE YOU AND I WANT YOU SAFE”
Barry:(Seeing the worried tone in his voice having no choice but to obey it)Okay”
Eric:You guys too(gets out a stun grenade)I got this(throws it)”
Jack:(Seeing the grenade)GRENADE(it explodes)Walker-are you okay”
Cynthia:I’m blind as a bat but otherwise I’m fine”
(Greg and Hot Dog Person move in while a mysterious assailant knocks them out)
????:Been vacationing in Rio for a week and already shit goes to Hell”
Jack/Cynthia:(Knowing that voice and foulness)O’Connor?”
Maria:One and only-what’s up-why are these freaks attacking us?”
Jack:We’ll explain later-gotta get to the control room”
(Ozzy and Hell-Ozzy walk past the meeting room and Zac decides to be a hero)
Zac:[Okay Zac-you got this-Jack has taught you all that he knows-you can take these guys]”
Stella:(Noticing Zac leaving)Goldenwheat what are you doing?”
Zac:[Here it goes]Hey blokes(Ozzy and Hell-Ozzy turn around and Zac managed to tranquilize Hell-Ozzy)”
Ozzy:RED!!!!(Ozzy blasts Zac back causing him to return to the room)You okay Red?”
Hell-Ozzy:Yeah-just a tranq-but not a strong one”
(Eric manages to meet up with 004,Cain and Patrick)
Patrick:We dropped off the weapons-now what?”
Eric:We help Lucas”
(In the Control room-Lucas is uploading the schematic and location of the prison and fully downloads it into a usb)
Lucas:I got it-let’s-”
Jack:Surrender(Jack,Cynthia,Maria,Zac and Stella arrive in the control room)”
Lucas:Not likely(he opens his suits weapons and begins firing at them)”
Maria:What is it with these guys and guns?”
(Thunderman and Elecman come out of the corner and send electric shocks to the GSD agents)
Zac:I think we got lightning guys-and their pals(Eric,the cyborgs and Patrick arrive)got a plan(to Elecman)hey pretty right here(Elecman attacks and Zac dodges it hitting 004 instead)
Cain:ALBERT”
Elecman:Oh God”
Thunderman:(Seeing Maria aim her tranquilizer at Elecman)NOOOOO(pushes him out of the way and get hit with it instead)”
Elecman:THUNDERMAN!!!!!(angry)I’LL FRY YOU FURRY FREAKS”
(Elecman’s outburst of energy drains him and causes Lucas’ suit to malfunction and lose power)
Lucas:Dammit”
Eric:Grim we need you to teleport us out of here”
Grim:I can’t teleport you all-”
Eric:JUST DO IT!!!!”
Skips:Go get the guys out of here-I’ll handle the agents”
Eric:No dice-in the words of the greatest G I Joe ever-’we all go home or nobody goes home-”
Skips:And in the words of the late great science fiction icon-’The needs of the many out way the needs of the few’-”
Eric:(Realizing Skips spoke the truth-as Orly is tranquilized)Dammit-okay just be careful”
(Skips distracts the agents-While Eric tries to save his teammates-but as Skips was about to knock out Jack-Stella tried to save him)
Stella:SAVAGE LOOK OUT”
(Stella shoots Skips with a tranq but the impact landed Skips near a broken electrical console)
Skips:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH”
(After the screaming stops Skips falls face first on the ground)
Eric:SKIPS NOOOOOOOOO(Eric and a few of his teammates are back at the base)OOOOOO”
Grim:What happened”
Eric:Just looks at Grim)”
Zac:(Looking at Skips)is is he...............?”
Maria:(Checking a pulse and nods her head)”
Stella:(Putting her paws on her mouth)Oh God(she lays down on her knees in horror as she has done something she’d never thought she’d do-kill someone)
Zac:(Comforting the crying Stella)I got you Stella-it’s gonna be okay,it’s gonna be okay”
(Eric breaks the news to the team about Skips death while Jack announces it to the prisoners-allowing them to pay their respects to Skips)
THE END
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just-absolutely-super · 6 months
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OP au crack
Lan: you think we'll meet that Zap guy again and his crew?
Mega: I don't know, but if we do I'll handle the worst of it this time. I don't want you to get an electrical burn again
Lan: excuse me? Like hell you do. You're not going anywhere near a guy like that with electrical powers.
Mega: Lan, I get your concern, but I can handle it and I have ranged attacks. It's you who should be worried about only being able to do close ranged attacks.
Lan: I will duck tape you to the mast if I have to!
Mega: the duck tape won't hold me, and you will be the one who's gonna be duck taped to the mast
They continue to bicker
Yai: sometime I wonder how we're doing so well in battle when our Captain and first mate fights like toddlers?
Much much later, they do meet Zap and Elecman again...but under different circumstances
Lan and Mega: YOU!
Zap: YOU!
Lan: What are you doing here? This is just a humble port town! Did you track us down? You looking for a round 2?!
Mega: Stand back, Lan, I'll handle this!
Lan: No, we'll handle this! We're a lot stronger now than the first time we faced off against them!
Elec: Just say the word, Count, and I'll take them on!
Zap: Alright, you brats, are you ready for another duel to your deaths--
???: ENOUGH!
They turn to see a middle-aged woman
Elec: M-Mother..
Zap: A-Ann, honey, this isn't what it looks like...
Lan: Ann?
Mega: Mother?
Ann: Are you two bothering these poor boys?
Zap and Elec: N-No ma'am...
Ann: And I assume you two used to cross paths with my foolish husband and son?
Lan: Husband?!
Mega: Son?!
Ann: How about I make some tea and you can tell me all about it. Jack, Eddie, please finish your community service then you may have some tea as well
Zap and Elec: Okay...
Lan: Wow they're whipped...
Mega: This is a stark contrast to last time we met them...
Lore notes:
Elecman is Ann and Zap's adopted son, and they are actually a very loving family, but hard times led Zap to take on piracy and his son followed in his footsteps. Ann didn't approve but she she was often reassured they weren't doing anything too terrible, just stealing treasures from other pirates...it was a lie of course
Count Zap has so many fucking names due to the localization as well as his love for pseudonyms apparently, so I decided to just kinda mash things in a certain way:
Count Zap is his pirate name--his real name is Jack Elecitel as per his Japanese Name
Elecman is his pirate epithet or nickname--I've decided to give him the real name "Edison Elecitel" (or Eddie) in reference to Thomas Edison
Ann's full name is Ann Elecitel instead of "Ann Zap" like BN6 will call her
After being defeated by the Hikari Pirates, Zap and Elecman fled before the Navy could find them and headed back home to Ann who was pissed off at them for lying and becoming wanted criminals
They grovel for a time, and she forgives them...provided they wrong their rights and undergo intense community service
The Navy does not know of Ann's existence so they don't think to go to her residence to look for the wanted pirates. They also don't know Zap and Elecman's real names, so it's easy for the family to lay low for a bit and reinvent themselves
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ick25 · 6 years
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Rockman.EXE Episode 42 Review.
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I spy Navis from the N-1 such as Blues, Elecman, Bombman, Whaleman and Shiningman. I also see some viruses, one of the robot operators that nearly killed Netto and Commander Beef, and Shadowman and Cutman? How do these people know about them?!
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And that’s the Gospel truth...
We open the episode at some noodle shop where Madoi talks about how she is bored with her life, and Coloredman tells her how she used to shine back when the WWW was still active. Madoi then gets a bowl of noodles that she didn’t order.
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I wonder who that could be?
Madoi’s mystery order comes with a little note with the seal of Gospel asking her to join them. The mysterious customer then reveals himself to her.
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I think Madoi just slapped him after he said that. Can’t have a Madoi episode without someone making fun of her makeup.
After the title card, we see Madoi in her new secretary outfit at Maha ichiban where she breaks the news to the other Ex-WWW members that she is gonna quit to go work for Gospel.
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Count Elec and Hinouken don’t like this and yell at Madoi calling her a traitor and such. Mahajarama on the other hand, is cool with Madoi leaving and gives her farewell gift.
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Friendship? What would bad guys know about friendship? We know they all stick around together because they have nothing better to do.
Madoi takes the gift and runs out of the shop causing a car crash into it and destroying Mahajarama’s life size statue.
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AHHHHH! Mahajarama has eyes!
We then cut to a family retaurant where Netto is in a “secret” meeting with the Net Agents, where he makes a scene after the news they tell him about Gospel.
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“Hello, police? There are three terrible cosplayers and a kid talking about the Net mafia out loud at a family restaurant”
They are telling him about a Gospel leader hosting a secret meeting in Japan. Since the cover up for the meeting is a costume party for rich people, the Commader wants Netto to ask Yaito to help them get in, right before this second waitress complements his costume.
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This girl has obviously never seen the N-1 Grand Prix.
Anyway, the Commander insists in having Netto talk to Yaito about the party, but that is no longer necessary since Yaito, along with Dekao and Meiru, overheard their conversation.
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After this we cut to Madoi enjoying her new job at Gospel resting by the pool, when Gauss appears and asks her to follow him into a skipped scene from the dub. Brace yourself.
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The correct question here is, who would buy a toilet with Wily’s face on it?!
Yes, Gauss reveals that he is a super Wily otaku or fan girl, whatever you want to call him. He even shows her a talking life size statue of Wily in a little scene that was kept in the dub.
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I would be more impress if you had him saying: “The fact that you keep losing to Rockman is exactly why I’m mad!” (Actual quote from episode 9)
One of the reasons Gauss decided to hire Madoi is that she could share with him her memories of Dr. Wily, reminding us that either Wily is dead or just M.I.A.
Back at the Curry shop, Hinouken and Count Elec are still mad/sad about Madoi leaving them.
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Is this an opening for a Count Elec and Madoi shipping? I guess nearly falling to your deaths together in a cold mountain range while hand gliding makes you developt feelings.
That night, we see the cover up party at a mansion by the sea, with Gauss as the host. We see people dressed up as Navis and viruses among other things, but the best costumes are the ones Netto and his friends are wearing.
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*Okay, if you’re confused about Netto’s name, scroll down to the end of this review to see the full story behind their group costume. BTW, Miyuki and Saloma are the horse.
Netto and Dekao inmediately start embarrasing Meiru by eating like the animals they are.
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 Yaito doesn’t help either because she starts blinding people with her forehead for some reason.
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Yes, in fact, this scene was so pointless that it was skipped in the dub.
It is now time for the Net Agents to start their investigation, with style.
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If I know my costumes, that must’ve hurt Saloma a lot.
The Net Agents sneak around Gauss’s mansion and come across a hallway with a laser security system, they need to disable the lasers from the cyberworld, and Netto, who suddenly appears next to them, volunteers.
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We get a different design for the plug-in animation as Netto sends Rockman into the security system. The Guard Navis attack, but Rockman is so bad ass that he doesn’t need any chips to knock them all out.
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Either that or they’re just really weak.
Netto complaines to them about being left behind, and since Commander Beef knows well that he won’t get rid of Netto that easily, he allows him to tag along.
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Son Netto, master in the art of convincing!
We then cut to Madoi reminding Gauss about the secret meeting and they both leave the party. During their walk, Gauss tells Madoi that Gospel is nothing like the World Three, hinting that something really bad is about to happend.
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Let me get this straight. You’re a fan of wily, but you’re not a fan of the World Three, the organization he created in order to terrorized people, the thing that made everyone realized that he is evil, THE VERY THING THAT MADE HIM FAMOUS IN THE FIRST PLACE!
The Net Agents along with their Navis disable every security system they find as they move on. Before commercials though, Gauss reveals that the Net Agents are heading for a trap. So much for the surprise.
They finally arrive at the meeting room filled with a bunch of covered up guys who look a lot like the disguises used by Bombman and Stoneman’s fake operators from the N-1.
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What kind of guns are those? Laser guns? I’m getting ahead of myself, but in Axess we see characters using real guns, so this now seems kinda childish.
Gauss appears before them with madoi wearing masks, because apparently Higure never told Netto that his investor from episode 34 was Gauss Magnets. XP
Gauss reveals to them that the meeting was a trap for the Net Agents and the members take off their disguises, turns out they were all robots, and I am not surprised.
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They ARE laser guns! If they were human, then what were they planning to do?Taze them or threaten to cook them alive?
Saloma and Miyuki shoot at the robots with their space era guns, and even Netto tries join in the action by attacking some of the robots.
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You are not the monkey king and you are not Rockman either! That would be until Axess. X(
The Commander saves him and Netto then challenges Gauss to a Net Battle because that’s how you defeat the villains in the Battle Network universe.
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That... That didn’t work? Am I finally watching a competent shonen anime? O-O
Gauss tells them that his plan was to kill the Net Agents, and luckily for him, they brought Netto so he can kill him too. The room begins to flood, and Madoi apparently has standards because hearing Gauss wanting to kill Netto makes her uncomfortable and talks to him about it after they exit the room.
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“Directly” is the key word here. World Three were actually cowards who liked to injured people indirectly by making their Navis set homes on fire, try to crash a train full of people and nearly polluting the water of an entire city. What are you trying to say here, Madoi?
As the room keeps filling up with water, the commander gets a cramp and Rockman tells Netto that there must be a computer from where he can stop the water, and Netto remembers that he saw a jack-in port like two minutes ago with a flashback.
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In cased you missed that the first time.
Netto dives and plugs in Rockman underwater because everything is water proof in this world. Gauss discovers this and decides to change his waredrobe to fight Rockman.
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I’m starting to think Wily fan girl is the best description for him right now.
Rockman is attacked by Magnetman, Netto tries to send him battle chips to fight, but he is having trouble holding his breath under water.
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Magnetman keeps attacking Rockman as Netto swims back to the surface where Commander Beef still has a cramp for another breath of air, but its so deep that he can’t hold his breath long enough to focus on the battle. 
We then see Madoi talking to the life size statue of Wily about how it feels wrong to be working for Gospel, but then she remembers the gift Mahajarama gave her.
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Magnetman summons his twin and gets ready for the N-S tackle to finish off Rockman. The two spheres head towards Rockman until they are intercepted by Coloredman’s ball that also breaks a giant faucet that apparently was the program flooding the room and the dreinage system is activated somehow.
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Madoi tells Gauss that she is gonna quit Gospel because it is trash compared to the World Three, why? Because, according to her, the World Three... had... Love?.
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See? Even Coloredman doesn’t understand her nonsense!
The Magnetmen attack Coloredman again and Rockman protects him with a barrier. Right after that, the Net agents and Netto suddenly appear in the organ room where Gauss and Madoi are, and I like how Netto called Gauss cross dresser. XD
Netto tells Gauss it’s payback time and activates the Elec Brother Style. Unsurprisingly by now, Madoi knows about the Elec Brother’s ability and passes an extension chip to Netto so he can download Coloredman’s data into Rockman. And if you’re a football/soccer fan you’ll like this little scene.
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GOOOOOOOOL!!!!
Rockman finishes Magnetman with his Terra Volt and Gauss whines about it like a girl before escaping on his weird flying machine he activates in front of everyone.
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At least this time we don’t get to see the whole room remodeling and airship building scene.
Netto thanks Madoi for helping them, Madoi says she only did it for herself and then gives Netto the curry coupon before leaving.
And we end the episode with the Ex-WWW discovering a life size Wily statue in front of their restaurant with Madoi eating curry inside, just happy with being where she is.
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My thoughts?
This was a Madoi episode so we get to learn more about her character. I don’t blame Madoi for wanting to do something better with her life, she knows that she has no future working at a curry restaurant in a sad attemp of reviving World Three. You already know that I am not a fan of these guys, but I was actually happy for her since she showed some real character development.
Another thing that I like about Madoi in this episode is that she is not really a bad person, she doesn’t like to be directly involve with hurting people and she saw the World Three as her family. Maybe she came from a broken home, maybe her real family sucks and she found comfort in joining the WWW. Sure, they did bad things, but Madoi never did what she did with evil intentions, she did it so Wily would praise her for her efforts and get a laugh out of the misfortune of others, could it be a daddy issue or something?
The animation was okay, the story too, and I’m glad they cut that scene with Gauss’s Wily collection because it was just too weird and it compleately makes Dr. Wily, the main villain of the classic Megaman/Rockman series, look like a joke.
*Now, let me explain about Netto’s group costume in case you didn’t get it, this will be long.
First, It may be confusing to hear the name Son Goku because the first thing that comes to mind is the Dragon Ball series. Well, let me tell you that Dragon Ball was loosely based on the classic Chinese novel “Journey to the West” with the famous Monkey king as one of the main characters. Goku was actually based on the monkey king, hence the monkey tail he had, his growing staff, the flying cloud, and because of his name. In China, the Monkey king’s name was Sun Wo Kung, but in Japan he is knowen as Son Goku, I dont know if this is a different name or it’s just how they pronounce it Japan.
Second, if you are familiar with the original story of Journey to the west, you’ll notice that Yaito and Meiru’s costumes are out of place. Since they called themselves the “Saiyuki” group I imagine that it had to do do with cultural differences since Saiyuki is how Journey to the west is knowen in Japan.
After doing some research I came to the conclution that perhaps this is a reference to a video game that came out in 2001 named “Saiyuki: Journey west”, since it features a female version of Sanzo, the monk and main character of the story.
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I believe that was Meiru’s character, and Yaito was crossplaying as Sha wujing because it was suppoused to be a bald demon.
Netto, Dekao and Yaito were the three demon disciples of Meiru’s character, Saloma and Miyuki were the dragon that shapeshifts into a horse(long story), and the Commander was one of the many enemies that the group would encounter on their journey. 
That’s my theory, but I still dont know why would there be a reference to this game if it wasn’t developt by Capcom? Either Capcom helped with the release of this game somehow, or the anime was just making fun of their competion.
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Rockman.EXE Episode 28. Review.
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Netto’s worst nightmare.
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Oh come on, Netto! You just got him back from the dead two episodes ago!
We open the episode with Netto sleeping somewhere, with Rockman trying to wake him up. When his first attemp doesn’t work, Rockman uses another tactic.
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After Netto embarrasses himself in front of everyone in the airplane, Rockman apologizes and tells him that they have finally arrived to their next destination. They are now in another country called Ameroupe aka Netopia, as the plane flies over the city, we see a new character against the sun who will play an important part in this episode.
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The title card appears, and Netto is at the airport where he tells Rockman how he’s excited because he heard that Net Battles in Ameroupe are intense compared to the ones in Japan. Just then, Netto is surprised to see that Enzan is at the airport too.
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Whats with that face in the fifth panel? That guy must be really annoying to make Enzan react like that.
Before leaving, Enzan tells Netto that he should be wary of Mayor Daryl, Netto is confused about this until the annoying guy decides to invade his personal space.
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Stranger danger! STRANGER DANGER!
It seems Enzan was running away from a propaganda squeme that involved him since he is the champion of the N-1 Grand Prix, luckily for them, Netto appeared and all they have to do is put “co” next to champion. We also learn that the city is called Heaven’s city.
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Rockman tries to warn him about this, but Netto gets too flattered by his adoring fans that he ignores him and decides to put the PET in his backpack.
After the party, Netto realizes that his backpack is gone and starts to panic, some security guy finds it and gives it back to him, and even though his passport and other important items are still in there, his PET is missing, making Netto depressed.
The mayor gets all creepy on Netto by telling him that he shouldn’t waste his time looking for Rockman because it was probably stolen by a dangerous gang that lives downtown.
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Sounds like he’s being raped :c
Netto panics over this and leaves the mayor in the middle of a speech to find the back alleys and save Rockman.
Meanwhile, we cut to a pan shot of Hinoken in a speedo, he happens to be in Jyawaii looking for Netto so he can challenge him for the... IDK, fifth time? Only to have Meiru pass by on a jet ski telling him the Netto isn’t there anymore, making him comically fall on the sand in desperation to find out where Netto is.
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First Madoi in a bikini and now Hinoken in a speedo? WHY?!
We return with Netto starving to death in the alleys, until he smells something good and follows the scent to where the kids that stole his PET just happen to be at.
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Netto gives chase to them, and after a Scooby Doo chase gag, he starts going all Batman on them by chasing them from the rooftops and falling on his feet after they throw a smoke bomb at him.
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“I am the light! I am Hikari Netto!”
He finally corners them, but their leader Raoul appears to confront him.
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I love how he calls Rockman “precious”.
Netto demands him to return Rockman, Raoul understands what has happend and accepts to return his PET to him. He says that the boys thought he was working for the mayor, who we see in the next shot complaining about the gangs of New York, I mean, Heaven’s city.
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How exactly can a computer virus help with their gang problems? we’ll find out soon enough.
Back at the alleys, the boy returns the PET after apologizing, Netto turns on his PET and has this adorable exchange with Rockman.
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I ship these two, there just so damn CUTE!!!
Netto thanks them and tries to leave, but Raoul decides to challenge him to a Net Battle and we cut to commercials.
We return with Netto excited to have an Ameroupe Net battle, so he plugs-in Rockman, and we are introduced to Raoul’s Net Navi Thunderman.
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Thunderman starts attacking with lightning bolts, and Rockman evades them by moving really fast, according to the animation.
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Netto decides to use the Elec Sword, like when they fought Elecman back in episode 7, but Raoul understands his strategy since he used the same quote from that episode, “an eye for an eye”, like it was a clear way of saying you should fight electricity with electricity.
Rockman charges at Thunderman with the Elec Sword, but his attack bounces back by Thunderman’s electrical barrier, (even though that is not how electricity works!).
Thunderman keeps summoning lightning at Rockman and eventually gets a hit.
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You don’t need to tell me that the first panel has a translation mistake, its like the sub wasn’t even trying.
A last lightning blast pushes Rockman into a fence that forces his Elec Sword to dissapear.
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It looks like an electric fence, but I think that would be too dirty for Raoul’s standards so I’m gonna say that it is a reference to the game where a metal field increases electrical damage, but it would still mean that Thunderman is using the field to his advantage. 
Netto decides to use another tactic and sends the Shot Gun, Raoul praises him saying that he has the right idea, but he is prepared for that. Thunderman unleashes a powerful lightning attack that turns into a dragon.
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How can you forget? That is literally his only attack!
The Shot Gun does nothing against the electricity dragon and it tackles Rockman, leaving him paralyzed on the ground.
Netto admits that his opponent is far stronger than he expected, Raoul asks him if he is going to give up or continue, but before Netto can answer, the whole area shakes and the pipes and drains start to burst.
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Because they live in a future where water pipes are run by computers that are hooked to the internet! Just like ovens!
The mayor and his assistant (who’s name Bart by the way), are shown to be responsible for this, as Raoul explains to Netto that the mayor sees the downtown residents as trash that needs to be cleaned, with literal water apperantly.
For todays cyber weather forecast, the sky will be mostly Cloudy viruses!
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With a slight chance of thunder storms and Rock Busters.
The mayor recognizes Rockman on his monitor, and strangely enough, tries to tell him to stop.
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It even looks like Rockman is having a hard time believing that the mayor is actually talking to him.
“Oh, you’re talking to me? Normally people confront my operator in these kind of situations.”
Bart tells the mayor not to worry for he has another trick up his sleeve, that involves attacking people with heavy machinery.
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Is this guy crazy?! There are kids too, the mayor is attempting to kill inocent families and potential voters!
Netto and Raoul, with the help of some friends, are able to plug into the bulldowzer’s computer, where Rockman and Thunderman have to face an army of Electric Dragon viruses.
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Something I found weird in the dub is that they didn’t use this line, I never understood why Rockman suddenly stepped back. It was like:
Thunderman: “we will fight them together”
Rockman: “Ok” * steps back* “You first”
Thunderman summons his electricity dragon and takes out all of the other electricity dragon...viruses, but the mayor’s assistant fuses them before dissapearing compleatly and creates an even bigger electric Dragon that returns Thunderman’s  attack at them.
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I guess the virus is also familiar with the eye for an eye quote.
The pipe used to stop the bulldowzer suddenly breaks, making it run like crazy taking Netto along for a ride and throwin off Raoul. Rockman surprises everyone by getting up after that last attack, and Netto’s PET activates a brand new style change.
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The new transformation is the Wood Shield Style, where Rockman gets an advantage over electrical opponents. He blocks the Dragon’s attack and instantly wins with his twister attack.
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For some reason this has a negative effect on Bart’s PET.
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The bulldowzer stops and Netto gets out safely, Raoul’s friends help him up after he fell and tells them that Netto and Rockman are indeed, the best operator and the best Navi.
The mayor isn’t happy with losing and after he steps out of his limo, the police arrives, and for his dismay they have come to arrest him since somebody sent them incriminating data of him.
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“That’s what you get for making me use my annoying face before the episode even starts”
Raoul and everyone thank Netto for his help, and the episode ends on the other side of the world, literally, where Meiru and the rest of Netto’s friends are enjoying a nice fire dancing show performed by Hinouken.
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Wow, Meiru seems to enjoy torturing him in this episode.
My thoughts?
Well, this episode was dubbed and aired after Rockman’s revival episode, making it very confusing not only because we see all of Netto’s friends in Jyawaii for some reason, but because apparently this episode was aired out of order in some channels.
The games along with the dub call Ameroupe Netopia with Japan being called electopia, Heaven’s city was never named in the dub so it was only knowen as Netopia. The dub also changed some lines, like when Rockman woke Netto in the plane by saying that he was in class and that is why he vows to apologize to Mariko-sensei for sleeping in school. In the dub, Rockman says that his pants are on fire, so Netto looking down afterwards would make sense. Also, the american version drew swimming trousers on Hinouken so we don’t get to see him in a speedo.
 The scene where the boy is talking to his friends while looking at Netto’s PET was changed for the dub. They made Rockman’s voice come out of the PET so it would look like the boy was talking to him, which doesn’t make sense because then nothing would stop Rockman from calling for help or just yell to give out their position. I believe this was to assure the audience that Rockman was alright since we are used to seeing the PET always active with Rockman’s voice coming out of it.
This episode is a call back to the second game where Netto travels to Netopia/Ameroupe for the first time, completely alone! Yes, his useless mother did the same thing in the game. Netto was called to a secret meeting for the officials where he was robbed, not once, not twice, BUT THREE TIMES! Way the go, Haruka. 
Netto gets his money stolen from him before even leaving the densan airport, but he gets it back once he lands in Ameroupe. When leaving the ameroupe airport he is stopped by a stranger who offers to give him a ride where he then steals all of the battlechips from Netto’s pack. AND... after having a fight with Rockman, Netto goes back to his hotel room to apologize only to find Rockman damaged and that his freaking passport was stolen!
Yes, Netto’s first impression of Ameroupe sucked, but the anime made things different for him by having Netto keep his money, his passport, his battle chips, and all his personal items except for the one thing that matters the most, his PET with Rockman in it.
Like in the game, as Netto is looking for his stolen items he eventually meets Raoul in the back alleys.
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Though the only reason you have to talk to Raoul is for him to allow you to use his “radio” which seems to be the only device around that has internet connection. In order for Raoul to give you permission you have to defeat his Navi Thunderman which is a PAIN!
Afterwards, Netto and Rockman find the missing passport through the net, but one question still remains, will Netto find his stolen battle chip pack? Stay tune for my next episode review.
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Rockman.EXE Episode 31 Review.
And here is Netto!
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Oh, sorry, that’s my Gulpin who I nicknamed Netto.
Here is Hikari Netto!
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Well, now I remember why I called him that.
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I like how Netto admits that the title is a bad pun. XD
We open the episode with a Star Wars parody for some reason, don’t believe me?
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Long ago in a far away parody...
Netto narrates the text since it’s in english, and we then see a flying curry saucer near the Earth and a shot of Netto’s plane arriving at Namaste, a country known for its curry. Apperantly, Namaste takes this title seriously since we see something resembling the hand of the statue of liberty holding a curry dish.
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As soon as Netto leaves the airport he is greeted by an indian looking man who tells him that he will partake in an “all you can eat curry buffet”. Netto, being the hungry anime boy protagonist, is delighted by this idea and accepts to go with the perfect stranger, despite Rockman’s suspitions.
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We inmediately cut to a fancy hotel where Netto gets ready to eat his first curry meal.
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Before watching this episode I had no idea what curry was, all I took from this episode is that it was some kind of sauce.
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It just looks like a regular dish with rice and meat sauce with some vegetables on it to me.
Netto begins to chow down the curry like crazy, ignoring Rockman’s warnings.
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Soon after we get a montage of all the dishes he has to eat in a single day.
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How is a curry ice cream even posible?!
 Anyway, the curry sushi seems to hit the spot for Netto as he has another over the top reaction, with the indian guy crying with joy.
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What does tasting curry have to do with being in the N-1?
Get ready ladies, because right after this we get a close up of Netto’s belly expanding.
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Rockman is not to be blamed if Hikari Netto explodes.
More belly expansion.
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What’s strange about this scene is the amount of detail they put into these close ups, it’s suppoused to be funny, but it feels like it has another purpose. Then again, I might have a dirty mind. X(
We leave Netto asking for more as we zoom in to some mountains where we find Madoi and Count Elec hand gliding. They talk about Mahajarama summoning them to Namaste and that Hinouken already there. We still don’t know why, but since they are gliding really high their gliders freeze up and the two of them fall into an abyss.
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I’m sure they’re fine.
 We then see Netto’s friends on a ship where Yaito tells them that they should surprise Netto at Namaste since it is his last stop, and what better way to get there fast than in a freaking rocket!
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Even Yaito seems like she’s having second thoughts. XD
Speaking of bad decisions, we return with a shot of a super stuff Netto. Naturally, he is too full to keep eating, but since Netto loves curry so much he wont quit.
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This guy doesn’t see that Netto is too full?
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It took this long for his vest to finally open.
We then see the fat Netto on a bed where the indian guy tells him to get ready to meet the best curry restaurant in Namaste with a very familiar name.
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Good to know your ears are not stuff too.
After this, we cut to Count Elec and Madoi with some souvenirs for Mahajarama.
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I like how the Count gets offended after Mahajarama underappreciates the souvenirs.
Turns out Mahajarama owns a popular curry restaurant that has been in his family for generations, to which Count Elec asks him why he didnt bother paying for airplane tickets for them.
They also ask why he called for the World Three members.
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Well that came out perfectly for you, considering you took the wrong plane in the last episode, but now that I think about it, could Mahajarama had something to do with that too?
Mahajarama tells them the harsh truth about them never getting real jobs and that their only hope is to rebuild World Three, and the only way to do that is for them to finally defeat Netto and Rockman.
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Since the last time you saw them? Because you still believe last episode was a dream, right?
After Hinouken mentions something about team work, we cut to Netto’s friends who are finally at Namaste. Not knowing where Netto is, Yaito tells them that she will track him with her spy satelite and that they will wait in the air for the results.
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She has an automatic lawn mower as part of her security system, a giant tree house that doubles as a secret base, her own private jet, a limo that can drive over water, her own battle submarine, and a freaking rocket! What else is new?
We cut back to the World Three with Mahajarama giving a speech about curry being a combination of different spices and compares it to the perfect team work, as he reveals the other three members rising from the floor with colorful chef hats.
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I like their different expressions, Count Elec looks angry, Hinouken is embarrassed, and only Madoi seems cool with it.
They are all gathered in an underground Net Battle arena that doubles as a curry research lab where Mahajarama reveals a giant machine with several arms like a hindu god.
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Pfff... Puririkko-chan.
This giant machine scans the brain waves of all the World Three members and has the ability to create a curry dish based on their team work.
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Each plate comes with a glass of water, cooked rice, some chopped vegetables and a spoon.
Since they know nothing about team work the taste of the curry is flat out horrible. Mahajarama tells them that if they can master working together the curry will taste better.
Outside of Mahajarama’s restaurant, Netto arrives with Rockman. Their suspitions are confirmed once they see a life zise statue of Mahajarama at the entrance, Rockman warns Netto that it is a trap, but Netto’s stomach proofs to be stronger than his brain since the smell of the curry inside is enough for him to go in.
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Geez, Netto, if it wasn’t just the World Three you would’ve put your life in danger just because you couldn’t resist the smell of curry.
Netto quickly remembers he walked into a trap as soon as he hears Mahajarama’s voice, who captures him inside a ball that transports Netto to the underground floor.
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After commercials, Netto arrives at the underground arena where he is greeted by the World Three operators challenging him to a Net Battle, Netto agrees and sends Rockman into a cyberworld that looks a giant curry stew.
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Just like their operators, Fireman and Elecman can’t wait to fight Rockman and interrupt Magicman’s witty dialogue attemp.
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Rockman points out that they are cowards and the two Navis rush over to attack him, with Coloredman joining in by thowing his ball along with some vegetables he picks up accidentaly hitting Fireman and Elecman who fall in the apperantly boiling curry water.
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Mahajarama nags them and the machine scans them again revealing another curry dish that they dont even bother to taste.
Netto sends in the Shot gun to Rockman, but the four Navis finally work together to block the attack and make a combo. Rockman dodges the attack but a new curry dish is created.
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Normally when lightning strikes, it means something bad.
The World Three curry is getting better as they score another combo attack, which is just them passing Coloredman’s ball to eachother like in a soccer game, and they knock Rockman into a giant bread cooker that rises from the water.
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Rockman is being cooked inside, and it looks like Yaito’s spy satelite can also capture images from the cyberworld because Netto’s friends inmediately receive the footage of Rockman’s face! They figure that Netto and Rockman are in trouble and they hurry to where the footage came from.
Netto points out that the World Three strategy is dirty, but Mahajarama just complements himself by saying that the dirtyness adds that extra flavor to his curry.
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Okay, now the machine has cooked meat too?!
Yaito’s rocket arrives and drops two drilling cars with arms that bust through the ceilling to where Netto and the World Three are, because what can’t you buy when you’re rich?!. After casually greeting him, Netto’s friends plug in their Navis to break the container where Rockman is.
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The World Three Navis proceed to attack them, but Rockman’s friends protect him with a cuadriple barrier. After seeing how in synch they are we eachother, Mahajarama scans the group’s brain waves and a new curry dish appears, literally blowing the World Three away.
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Netto and the others explain to him that their team work is better because they’ve been friends for a long time, and that the best curry is the one that is left out after a day.
Rockman activates a new style change, the Elec Team Style aka Elec Brother Style.
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Somehow Netto knows the Elec Brother’s ability since he asks Tohru to lend him Iceman’s power by using an “extension chip” from who knows where, because I have never heard of that until now.
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The extension chip downloads Iceman’s data into Rockman which might be the anime’s version of a Navi chip, this grants Rockman the power to send his electricity to the WWW Navis and freezing them.
For some other unexplained reason, Piririkko-chan...Pff, blows up after this and Netto and friends manage to escape on Yaito’s rocket just in time, where Netto then tells them that he might not eat curry again in a long time after his experience in Namaste.
Mahajarama survived the explosion where he is found by Beet, he says that he have finally realized that he’s indian curry is superior to the japanese curry and that he will proceed with his plan of expanding his restaurant world wide.
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However, the other World Three operators overhear him and are not happy with the fact that he used them in order to confirm his theory, leading to them beating him up off camera.
Netto finally returns home, where his useless mom had no idea he was coming back that day nor did she even consider picking him up at the airport. Netto asks her what’s for dinner and falls over after she tells him that its curry. And the episode ends with Rockman laughing at Netto’s bad luck and telling the viewers that their trip around the world is officially over.
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She sure seems trilled to see her only son back home! XC
My thoughts?
This episode wasn’t just for comedic purposes, it also lets us know what the former WWW members are up too after the whole Pharohman incident. Any other criminal would just go find another job, because its not like the police know who they are and the Net agents have proved to be useless in arresting people. No, these guys want to keep creating chaos and get revenge on Rockman, Mahajarama already has a different goal, why can’t the others do the same? Just give up already, you’re never gonna beat Rockman!
“Namaste” is an Indian greeting, and in the anime it is the name of a country that seems to be based on India, though it is never mentioned again after this episode.
We also learn what curry is, curry is a dish that was created in India and is a sauce made by combining spices and herbs. Curry is a popular dish in other asian countries who adopted it and created their own curry recipies based on reginal preferences. For example, did you notice how the curry plate created from Netto and his friends teamwork was yellow rice? That is because thats a japanese styled curry. Rice curry is a popular dish in Japan, so in any anime series you will always find atleast one episode where the main characters are eating rice curry.
The Elec Team style is actually named the Elec Brother style, I guess it is because Rockman and Netto are suppoused to be brothers in the game. This style is activated when using Navi chips often, since there are no Navi chips in the anime they decided to let Rockman gain another Navis ability with the help of some “magical” extension chip that appears out of nowhere, seriously, I have no idea where Netto got that thing or knew it was compatible with the new style.
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ick25 · 6 years
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Rockman.EXE Episode 30 Review.
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I know, this doesn’t look good. RUN, ROCKMAN!
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Don’t mess with Mama Zap!
We open the episode with some drunk bum walking around a city under the rain, who is then revealed to be Count Elec. This was cut out from the american dub, so the episode begins with him entering a mansion that seems to belong to him, still looking like a bum.
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Count Elec is depressed because he basically lost his job at the World Three after Pharohman blew up their lair, and Wily is MIA.
The Count goes up some stairs where he is startled by a an old woman, after falling down the stairs the Count recognizes her as his mother.
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Motherly love.
After the title card, we see Netto in a hurry to get somewhere, with Rockman running inside his PET.
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Which is really adorable.
Turns out Netto is late to take a bus, and said bus leaves passing next to him. Rockman tells him that was their bus and Netto runs after it.
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Rockman reminds Netto that even when traveling overseas he still sleeps in late. Netto says that his alarm clock didnt go off, but after saying this, the alarm activates which is a recording of his mom telling him to wake up.
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Makes sense, since she doesn’t care enough to wake her own son up to go to school, he has to use a recording. “It’s the only thing that makes me feel like my mother loves me.”
The people in the bus laugh at Netto after this, and we cut to the Count looking at a grave stone in front of some ruins until his mother calls him back inside to eat some muffins she baked.
It looks like she knows everything about the World Three and how Rockman ruined their plans many times, because she tells him that Rockman’s operator is in Kingland just like them and that it’s his chance to get revenge.
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Yeah... The Count’s mother also likes to play with electricity and zaps the muffin out of his hands. She proceeds to insult him saying that he is nothing like his older brother.
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His brother plays a part in the game as well, but since he is not important right now, I’m not gonna talk about him yet.
We get to understand the Count’s issues, about how he was always compared to his brother and it was one of the reasons why he left home.
After seeing mama Elec zapping everything in the room, she finally hits the count who falls to the ground where she tells him that she has a plan to help him get revenge on Rockman’s operator.
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Because a mother will always support you even in getting revenge on some Navi who foild your evil plans.
Back to Netto in the bus, he is reading a tour guide about a mysterious creature living in a lake, making me wonder if Kingland is suppoused to be Scotland, but I think it actually represents the United Kingdom as a whole.
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Rockman, why are you so adorable today?
The weather outside suddenly turns dark and the bus begins to lose control.
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Netto plugs into the bus computer and Rockman finds that it has been taken over by viruses. No idea how they got there, unless the bus is conected to the internet like everything else in this world, so I shouldn’t be surprised.
Rockman begins to delete viruses, but its now time for the obligatory “Hinouken not being where Netto is” gag.
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Hey, India is famous for many other things.
We return from commercials with a shot of the bus under the rain. The driver tells Netto that the engine isn’t working for some reason and decides to leave the bus to find help. And I think it’s funny how there is a plush doll of Rush and a guy who looks like a member of KIZZ in the bus.
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The driver leaves the bus, and soon after Netto sees Count Elec’s mansion. He decides to go to the mansion to look for a phone, the doors are open so he just lets himself in.
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So basically Netto conects Rockman to disable the alarm system in the mansion. I feel there is something wrong with this, I mean, what would stop a burglar from breaking in and sending a Navi to stop the security?
As Netto looks for a phone he comes across some fallen over pictures, he tries to see them but an old woman stops him.
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A very ugly old woman, is he pretending to be his own mom or something?
Netto asks for a phone and the Count points at an antique phone, where Mama Elec sees Netto for the first time.
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Well, you don’t usually go around saying that you want to get revenge on a grade schooler for beating you in a video game.
The Count leaves Netto who wasn’t able to call anyone on the phone. Netto enters a ballroom where he remembers about Rockman, his PET shows static and the ballroom suddenly locks him in with a Net battle machine displaying Rockman trapped inside a dome.
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Oh no, Rockman has been cutted in half! Oh, wait, its just a layering mistake.
The Count reveals himself before Netto, telling him that he will finally get his revenge on Rockman. 
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Netto is surprised to see the Count in Kingland, but he accepts his challenge and plugs in after Count Elec sends in Elecman.
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“This is the Elec Dome. Two Navis go in, one Navi comes out”
They start the battle, Elecman avoids Rockman’s buster shots and suddenly decides to use a judo move on him. Throwing Rockman against the wall activates an electric device above Netto that shocks him.
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So everytime Rockman receives damage, Netto gets electricuted.
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Is this a thing in Japan? Because this also happened in an episode of Pokemon.
Rockman reminds Netto about the strategy they used against Skullman, something the subs messed up.
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This is what happens when people who don’t know anything about the show do the translation! Xc
Netto remembers and sends the Mini Bombs to Rockman who covers the whole area with smoke. Just like with Skullman, they trick Elecman into facing the Mini Bombs that explode in his face, shocking Count Elec.
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Mama Elec doesnt like this however and we see her on the roof playing an electric guitar.
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Like mother, like son, I guess.
This somehow sends powerful electrical shocks at both the Count and Netto who is rendered unconscious.
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Netto getting knocked out distracts Rockman allowing Elecman to attack him.
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Elecman is about to finish him with an Elec Sword, but just by pure luck, Netto’s mom alarm goes off inside his backpack waking him up and he inmediately sends a chip to Rockman who rolls out of the way and wins in the knick of a second
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Elecman logs out, the Count’s mom yells and burns him to a crisp, and Netto turns off his alarm thanking his mom for actually doing something useful for once.
The storm dissapears and Netto returns to the bus ( that didn’t leave him for some reason) where he asks the driver about the engine. The driver says that the bus started working again as soon as the storm cleared out.
After this, we return to the Count who wakes up in the ruins from before and reveals a chilling fact.
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:O WHAAAAAAAT?!
The Count believes that everything that happend so far was a dream. Madoi appears and tells the Count that Mahajarama is calling everyone together and asks him if he is going, after remembering some words his mama told him a long time ago, he accepts.
We then see Netto at lake Chantra where Rockman asks him if there was somebody else at the mansion because he heard a woman’s voice cheering for the Count. And to make things even weirder, the episode ends with a close up of the Lock Ness monster swimming in front of Netto who doesn’t notice it.
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O.O
So what do I think?
This was an interesting episode, we learn more about Count Elec’s background. He comes from a wealty family in Kingland and left because he was tired of being compared to his older brother. As I said before, the Count’s brother is also a character in the game, but he will be introduced later in a future episode.
From a psychological point of view, this episode could’ve been about the Count having a hallucination or a very vivid dream caused by the alchohol and his depression, the World Three being destroyed made him lose his motivation and decides to return to his home in Kingland where times were much easier for him. His mother appearing represents his desire to find himself again and admitting that he wants revenge on Rockman for foiling his plans over and over. 
However, that wasn’t the case since Netto and Rockman saw the mansion too, and Rockman even heard Mama Elec’s voice during his battle with Elecman. This can only mean one thing, that ghosts exist in the anime’s universe too! Poor Rockman, his fear of ghosts makes sense now.
Yes, we’ve seen ghost appear sometimes in the game, so I guess this was a reference to those moments. In hindsight, it made sence. When she first appear, the Count was scared to death because he knew his mama was dead, and the scene with the Count trying to eat a muffin but his mom stopped him from eating it, hinted that the muffin wasn’t really there. When Netto was using the phone, he didn’t hear the Count’s mother talking to him from the staircase, and she even dissapeared when he looked back. The ruins were the remains of the mansion and the grave stone was his mother’s.
It makes sense that the Count believes it was all a dream, but what about Elecman? He was there during the battle, wouldn’t he confirm to the Count that it was all real? Looks like we will never know.
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Rockman EXE Review. Episode 2
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The episode where this shot came from.
I enjoyed making the first review, I just had to continue! If I dont review them who will?  A better critic, I hope.
Once again, my sad excuse of an anime review. But you know what? I dont care! This is fun!
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That came out of nowhere.
The episode opens with a shot of Dekao’s house where he is repairing Gutsman who got damaged on the last episode. During this, we get a glimse of Dekaos messy room.
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And it turns out he owns one of them rat catching machines, also known as a cat...bot. Seems like a good purchase if you cant afford to take care of a real cat or youre just not a cat person.
But it seems its not really a good idea since an electrical surge takes over the catbot and suddently attacks Dekao, leading to an injury serious enough to be taken to the hospital.
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Dont laugh... It must be serious, its not like you can you just turn the catbot off and unscrew its head or anything.
Netto and Meiru see Dekao in the hospital because Gutsman was worried about him, and maybe trying to cheer him up by having Meiru visit him.
The visit ends on everyone laughing at his “injury” and Netto making Dekao angry by telling him he would go on a date with Meiru, of course, Meiru doesnt find this funny and hits Netto in the gut.
The next scene, Netto and Meiru are visiting Sal aka Saloma, a minor character who had a sandwich stand in the game but now owns a flower shop.
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And instead of sandwiches she serves tea.
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I’m loving the design for the tea cups.
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Sure, that is totally the face I make when I drink something hot. 
Roll wonders why Dekaos catbot suddently attack him and Meiru says that it was probably the work of World Three aka WWW. ( it doesnt stand for world Wide Web).
Netto, being oblivious to his surroundings, has no idea what World Three is, so Saloma explains him.
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If by “crimes” you mean terrorism than yes.
She also tells Netto that they were the ones behind the oven fires, because everybody has an oven conected to the internet!
After tea, Netto and Meiru continue walking through town where they encounter Masa, the local fisherman that hates technology and who only talks about fish and kids needing their daily calcium.
He mistakes Netto and Meiru being on a date and they explain to him that they where visiting Dekao at the hospital, Masa, being that crazy neighborhood fisherman that he is, believes Dekao didn’t eat enough calcium and rushes over to the hospital.
After he leaves, Meiru and Netto inmediatly spot their school teacher Ms.Mari aka Oozono Mariko, acting suspicious when entering an antique shop, the same shop own by Miyu aka Miyu...ki.
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In the anime, Miyuki also works as a fortune teller, although I’ve never seen her sale antiques.
Meiru explains to Netto why Mariko-sensei looked so suspicious, its because she doesnt want anyone knowing she sees a fortune teller and deducing by the way she blushes, she obviously asks questions about finding love.
While Mariko is dying of embarrassment with Meiru and Netto finding out about her secret, and after Masa triggers Dekao in the hospital by telling him Netto and Meiru are in a date, a strange flow of electricity is causing disasters in Dencity aka Den...san? Thats just lazy.
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A wave of crimes, indeed! But to be fair, terrorism is a crime.
Yes, World Three endangers people, but this part was really funny.
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Damn it son, if your mom runs for her life you should be right behind her!
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Todays robot master is Elecman! Or is it suppouse to be Electricman? Japanese pronounciation is hard to get.
The flow of electricity is caused by Elecman going around the citys network, because... Cyber electricity works just like real electricity? I dont know, it probably has something to do with whatever Count zap aka Elec Hakushaku is doing with his electric guitar. Its never explained.
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Back at the antique shop, after what I guess was a very long pause, Miyuki breaks the silence by saying that she sees “Flowing water”.
Netto doesnt seem to believe her of course and she suddently asks for his name, he introduces himself and then she asks for his Navis name.
After responding, Miyuki is about to say something about Rockman after a long pause. 
But Netto gets a heart attack before she finishes because of Dekaos screams, he had left the hospital and got bitten in the leg by yet another roboanimal gone crazy right outside Miyukis shop.
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He manages to shake off the pooch that then proceeds to steal Mariko-sensei’s purse for some reason, or maybe it wanted to bite her and took the bag with it when she dodged it.
Netto gives chase to the dog by putting on his skates in the most extreme way possible!
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Meiru goes along too and they both end up getting on a subway train and find out that the dogbot isnt crazy anymore due to plot convenience.
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While there, they notice the train is speeding up, the conductor notices as well and tries to stop it but hes unable to comunicate with the control central and when he attemps to switch the controls to manual...
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Yeah... I have nothing.
The passengers discover the conductor passed out and its up to the eleven year old to save the day! By throwing a fire extinguisher at the door!
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Arent fire extinguishers heavy?
The adults take the unconscious conductor out while Netto an Meiru get inside the conductor’s room.
And after a fake scare of crashing with another train, Rockman tells Netto to send him into the trains computer to find out whats going on.
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Inside the trains computer we see something interesting, the viruses invading the computer seem to be working together, we have two electrical viruses, Billies and twisties.
The billies are destroing the baracades put up by the train programs and the twisties are stunning them, paralyzing the train controls.
Rockman starts busting viruses but with the programs stunned the train cannot be stopped. So he tells Netto to take everyone to the second cart and separate it from the engine. 
Netto does so and while hes trying to separate the carts, Rockman gets struke by lightning, revealing his enemy.
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The elementary school student, once again, is doing all the hard work since nobody tries to help him separate the carts.
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He successfully separates the cart, no thanks to the adults, but it turns out he did it too soon because Rockman is still in the trains computer and Netto has to get him out of there! So he takes a leap of faith and jumps to the other cart but slips, thankfully, the dogbot jumps as well and tries to help him.
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So while Rockman is getting fried by Elecman, Netto is holding on for dear life!
Netto manages to regain balance and reconects just in time to save Rockman using the “Barrier” battle chip. Netto sends Rockman the same chips they used to defeat Fireman. The Shotgun battle chip and the sword.
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Remember, this is the original version, so the sword isnt blurred out, that was the american edit.
Elecman counters with an Elec sword, before it was introduced in a future episode, they have one of those anime shots where it looks like a draw but turns out one of them actually got hit, and for some reason that affects Elec Hakushaku in the real world as well.
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All I know is that Elecman was conected to his electric guitar and logged out once the Hakushaku un-plugged it.
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Netto celebrates his victory but forgets he has to stop the train, since Elecman was defeated the controls can now be switch to manual, with Rockmans help , Netto actives the brakes and manages to stop the train 2cm from the wall.
How do I know this?
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After miraculously avoiding the crash, Netto decides to leave the train but not before seeing Miyukis prediction come true.
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So the WWW was defeated once again, a crisis was adverted, the hero gets a hug from the girl and the episode ends with Dekao screaming in pain for the sixth time in the episode.
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What do I think?
Just like with the oven explosions, there were many things that never got to be answered, like why the robotcat never let go of Dekaos leg even after Elecman was defeated? What was Miyuki going to say about Rockman? And why is something like a subway system conected to the internet?
The art style from this episode is diferent from the previous one, a noticeble detail in the episode is that Rockman was drawen with eyebrows!
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Eyebrows! I believe this is a designing mistake.
Comparing the episode to the american dub, Dekaos dialogue involving his crush on Meiru was change, for example, the sceane where Masa is visiting Dekao at the hospital trying to get the catbot off his leg with fish, Masa mentions that Netto and Meiru were on a date, this infuriates Dekao and is the reason why he was suddently outside of Miyuki’s shop and not in the hospital. In the Dub, Dekao gets angry because he realized how dumb Masas idea was of distracting the a robotic cat with a fish. 
I guess seeing someone getting jealous and be possesive over a girl was not setting a good example for kids, specially since Dekao constantly tells Netto to stay away from “HIS” Meiru-chan.
I’ll forgive the recycled shots and animation for Netto since he did used the same chips from last time.
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