#how dare I not be a psychic

[strawhatsoraya]

I had the longest day today. Patients really wanted to be mean today.

#for no reason either #like ok I’m sorry I tried to help you by asking which medications you take #maybe I should back off on doing completing my job tasks #I’m sorry I asked to verify what dose you are taking since 8 times a day is not indicated for Valtrex like ever #??? #also I’m sorry I asked you if you tested for COVID19 when you have all the symptoms #I should have assumed you’d lie and come in anyway and expose the office #how dare I not be a psychic

[tomboyyyaoi]

i can handle ppl not shipping what i ship. im not a child. im not insane. but what the fuck do u MEAN ppl just "dont see" vamery what the fuck do u MEAN i get so baffled when ppl go "theyr better as friends!" like what are u TALKING ABOUT bro how wrapped up in vashwood are u that u genuinely dont see them absolutely adoring and admiring eachother bro???????? how do u not see that care and warmth how the FUCK is that indirect kiss purely platonic to u how are u seeing vashwood and not also seeing vamery like they go hand in hand to me he loves them both and they both love him its so nuts to me that some ppl will be so head over heels for one but the other is purely platonic to them. how. literally how. the pairings are SO linked to me and the way they parallel is so beautiful and massively enhances the story. please. try again. ou my god. fuck man. what the fuck

#like are u denying it to protect vashwood? are u denying it bc u cant handle vash loving more than one person????????? #bro u dont have to ship it but 'theyr just good friends' MY ASS. enough. get in the soup. #how dare u #get out of my house #yesyes i know platonic love can be just as strong but ur telling me u see vashwood as romantic but not vamery?????? #sniff sniff smells like hypocrisy #AGAIN PLEASE U DONT HAVE TO SHIP IT U DONT HAVE TO ACTIVELY ROOT FOR IT I KNOW #but every time i see someone draw the most warm kind gutwrenching sweet vamery art ive ever seen be tagged with #'i think theyr better as friends but i love their bond :)' i take psychic damage #my guy its not gnna kill u to just admit theyr a cute couple u dont have to de-romance their bond to enjoy it alongside vashwood

[void-botanist]

Happy spoopy season STS! Which of your OC's is the Final Girl and how do they survive the horror movie?

Happy STS!

Isabel is Nicea's final girl without question. She makes it to that point by being collected under pressure and convinced that she can get out of the situation, whatever it is. As people die around her she acquires more and more "fuck you" energy until she finally manages to take out the killer. You don't want to know how many times she stabbed them.

As for AOM, I think it has to be Avis. She will not accept this bullshit. If someone thinks they can murder people (even people she has decidedly lukewarm feelings about) then she's just going to have to murder them right back. She's afraid, but she's not letting anyone else know it, because she was born to be In Charge Of The Situation. Unlike Isabel, though, she has no interest in getting her hands actually dirty and would much rather shoot/outsmart the killer.

Nicea taglist: @kahvilahuhut @malloen8c @outpost51 @writernopal @athenswrites

#this is a great question and I appreciate it but I just don't watch much horror #it also makes me so sad lol like knowing that everybody dies esp if this means that Isabel has watched her closest people die #you know the death that maxed out her rage meter was Rodney but the one that dealt her the most psychic damage was Tatya #bc Tatya can fight and do magic and should not be killable if for no other reason than bugs bunny rules #meanwhile Avis like 'I was gonna figure my shit out in like another fifteen years how dare you kill my husband right now' #also in her mind Sid is baby (she's old enough to be his mom that makes him baby) and it is unbelievable that some jackass would kill him #it is however completely believable that someone would kill Leon but pour one out for Mr Perfect anyhow #sts #wip: nicea #wip: aom #c: Isabel #c: Avis

[area51-escapee]

Begging true crime armchair detectives to understand that you are not Sherlock Holmes you are not special you will not solve the next big case you are doing nothing but putting misinformation out there and spreading harmful rumors and stereotypes. Real life and real tragedies are not murder mystery games you are actively harming people with your insane theories you are centering yourselves rather than the victims you are speaking over survivors and families and friends you are making up batshit insane lies just because you have a “feeling” and it’s not okay it’s not harmless it’s legitimately dangerous and heartless and it’s fucking disgusting how you refuse to see that

#I understand having an interest in true crime I understand wanting to follow certain cases #but having an internet connection does not give you to credentials and the ability to solve a case #and these are real people who deserve respect when you speak about them and there are families and survivors who ask for stories to be #shared to raise awareness #but making wild guesses and accusations is not spreading awareness #it’s attention seeking its clout chasing and its dangerous #it is not ‘suspicious’ that a women survived a massacre it’s a fucking /miracle/ #and to begin placing doubt and blame and suspicion on her just to grab people’s attention and make the case sound ‘juicer’ #is fucking appalling how fucking dare you #it’s happening with this case a tiktoker is getting rightfully sued for making wild accusations against a woman who was a complete stranger #to her #about a case she has absolutely nothing to do with #it happened with the gabby petito case #there were goddamn self proclaimed ‘psychics’ posting videos #claiming they could ~feel her spirit~ #claiming she was absolutely alive or claiming she died this way and that and they knew for sure because they were ‘psychic’ #I think people who claim to be psychic to prey on grieving families and draw attention from big cases are fucking disgusting #it happened here!!!! in my town!!!!!!! #a woman was kidnapped!!!!! #and instead of focusing on her and helping her everyone focused one one interview her boyfriend gave on the news #I saw this interview myself as it aired #and people online were claiming they knew for sure he absolutely did it it had to be him he HAD to be guilty #and while it’s true they often investigate the partner first in these cases #these armchair detectives were claiming he was just like Chris fucking watts #‘because he moved his arms a certain way’ #because behavior analysis videos have poisoned people’s brains into seeing every blink every stretch every twitch as suspicious #the case was solved shortly later. he had absolutely nothing to do with it. this man lost his wife and child and was deemed guilty #by the Internet. because he raised his arms above his head in stress???? #fuck off #it’s fucking gross

[michameinmicha]

My dad wishing me a "nice evening" on the phone? before 4pm on a sunday?? im going to bite!!!

#mine #i have spent most of this day so far sleeping!!! #how dare you say evening like its bedtime soon!!! #dont make me realise ive been wasting my free day and havent got anything done yet!!! #trying to psychically bite him over the phone!!!

[telekinetiq]

i never rly thought about it in depth before but i think a psychic (or anyone w/ psychic abilities) using said abilities on another psychic, outside of combat, would be interpreted as like ... territory invasion? it could just be Mewtwo and Just How He Is™ but idk to me it feels like unless there's either a bond or an agreement between the psychics, using powers on each other feels like a breach of etiquette?

#. ofc those who aren't part of the 'Psychic Society' prob wouldn't know or care abt etiquette... #. but this raises an interesting question... HMMM... #. i know at least M2 would be very 'how dare you even Try' bc like. privacy (even tho he shows little respect for others' lmao) #. but also just the ego of 'i'm the strongest psychic ever who do you think you Are' #. it's one thing if it's just for communication. it's another if they're trying to control / affect / read him in some way #⊰ ✦ ⊱ ┋ it hurt itself in its confusion. 「 OOC. 」

[crescentmp3]

''I have no purpose.'' what if i CRIED!

#mentally rolling on the floor and dying forever. oh adam my silly little rabbit #i swear i will sob. and cry. and weep #mentally going 'aheem heem... whimper' at every sentence i read. giving me psychic damage #in such a positive way too! its like im reading one of saint-exupéry's books again honestly. with this level of Gives Me So Much Sadness... #im so attached to this silly little guy already i cant. how dare he be so well-written actually #not only in a me fr way but also a (paragraph-long keysmash) way. im sorry i cannot make sense while describing how i feel about adam #i could go on! if i had the ability. sadly i have no words this is too good to be able to say anything about it #though i can say without doubt he will be living in my mind rent free forever and ever. by god #i should continue.. oh but i want to ramble.. the agonies #♚ — liveblogging !

[badlynamedurl]

When I hear about possible mk season 2 rumours that dare not to be the very specific ideas I have that only exist in my head and that I have never shared openly

#like how dare they honestly they should know better #through sheer psychic force I will make them make what appeals to me and possibly only me #moon knight #marvel

[miniar]

EXCUSE ME!!

#bg3 #ffxiv #how dare you #taking psychic damage from my games #if i have to suffer so do you

[bellamyblakru]

BRUH tong ling fei ended with that cliffhanger??? BRUH. i demand season two right the fuck now.

#ashley rambles #HOW DARE THEY #i love her so much pls #tong ling fei #Qian Yun Xi OWNS MY HEART PLSSS I LOVE HER #i wanna see how powerful she is😭😭😭😭 #psychic princess #donghua

[spifflocated]

I’ve been listening to the Stephen Briggs audiobook of Thud to get past my weird reading block (thank you library ebooks!)

It’s great except a) I’m having to listen at 0.9x speed else I keep missing bits despite having read it twice before[1] and b) he does my boy Rufus Drumknott a Grave Disservice. Sir, he does not talk like that! This is not the secretary you’re thinking of! No!

Anyway it’s always fun (genuinely) to be reminded that just because I adore him and would keep him in whatever stationery his geeky little heart desired, it doesn’t mean Rufus can’t also be interpreted from canon as, well, someone who talks like that

[1] is it actually fast, or is playback speed what causes my general problems with audiobooks and I’ve never realised before?

#discworld #Because I write Rufus he has a really clear voice in my head and sir it is not like that #How very dare you for failing to be psychic when recording this audiobook #*checks notes* 15 years ago #Rufus Drumknott #Stephen Briggs #thud

[proxyedgy]

Can I fix it by putting hair on ghost Terumi

NO

DON'T U DARE PLANT GRASS ON HIS BEAUTIFUL EGG-SHAPED HEAD

(also hi I'm blonde now btw it was a mistake let's not talk about it)

but KEEP AWAY FROM MY BELOVED GHOST TERUMI!!! >:0

#how dare u #i will not accept being threatened for more psychic damage #u leave ghost terumi alone his only crime is being a smug transparent bastard #rambly #did someone just talk to me #terumi

[thelightofthingshopedfor]

I took psychic damage just from reading the title of this Etsy listing and I refuse to suffer alone:

“comfort character letter from Dr. Sheldon Cooper”

#this does psychic damage in LAYERS #like I think the whole 'comfort character' thing is kinda weird #especially because people can GET really weird about it #like 'how dare you do X to MY comfort character' #I think buying a letter 'from' your comfort character on Etsy is REAL weird #(also I resent it as a seller because that shit has got to be VERY minimally personalized #so like even if each letter is handwritten the seller can probably whip one out in a couple minutes #while charging as much as stuff that takes literal hours) #but. but also. #the very CONCEPT #of SHELDON COOPER #--I mean I'm sure some people like him! but!! #he has never comforted another person in his entire autistic-coded-stereotype life

[six-of-ravens]

we've upgraded to "if another human says ANY WORD AT ALL TO ME I will just start screaming and never stop" so today is....great.

#got blamed for someone fucking up a site after it left my hands #bc im supposed to psychically know when people break my shit! #anyway it devolved into my boss basically screaming at me via skype chat bc how DARE i not just let the ~ceo~ blame random people for shit #i blew up the group chat and made it everyone's problem tho. if im in shit then you ALL are in shit motherfuckers

[hannahmanderr]

I haven't seen anyone else talk about this yet so I'm going to assume no one has (and if this is the millionth post about this I am so sorry), but apparently there was a leak at Viacom last month, and one of the things that got leaked was the original Danny Phantom pitch bible, and let me tell y'all, there is some interesting lore to be had. I've taken the liberty of summing up a few notable points, but feel free to read for yourself - it's pretty short.

Jack was originally written as an ex-spy, test pilot... basically if it was a daring job, he probably had it. His IQ was supposedly only one point off from Maddie's, and his bumbling was more of a result of him being more "brave than smart."

Maddie was originally written as "one of the world's most respected theoretical physicists" and the brains between her and Jack. Get this: her full name was supposed to be Madison!

Sam and Danny's psychic connection was actually a result of the accident. When he was in the hospital and still very much saturated with ectoplasm, she gave him a "get better" kiss on the forehead, which sparked the connection. The connection would've manifested in a number of ways, including a perpetual ability to "sense" the other, see visions, and hear each other's thoughts, though it was supposed to be somewhat unpredictable.

Jazz hid her brains from her cheerleader friends because she wanted to fit in with them.

Danny was supposed to be the only person able to see, hear, and interact with ghosts.

On the subject of Danny, his reputation for being a scaredy-cat was much more well-known, even to the point where Sam and Tucker gave him the nickname Danny Phantom before he even had his accident. This kid was scared of his own shadow, frogs, you name it.

Overshadowing was originally called "ghosting," and the more intelligent a person, the more difficult it would be to control them.

Jack and Maddie were hoping to break the barrier between the "Real World" (our world) and the "Unreal World" (the ghost world). They wanted to get through to the spirit realm to be able to communicate with the dead in order to help make the world a better place (think picking Einstein's brain a little more, seeing what other music Mozart has cooking, etc.). That dimensional barrier was damaged when they first tried out their experiment, and Danny - who was hiding out from Dash in the lab - would be caught in the middle.

Much like how fans have interpreted things and how the show tried to imply, Danny felt responsible for unleashing the ghosts into our world and decided to adopt the name Sam and Tucker had teased him with to help put a stop to their reign of terror.

Seriously, y'all should read this. There's a lot of interesting info in here, and really it sounds like such a cool concept?? Like I'll probably add my personal thoughts in a reblog, but there's a lot of potential for untapped creativity from the phandom here. Plus it's always nice to see what's technically official content almost 20 years after the show's premiere.

#danny phantom #danny phantom bible #nickelodeon #dp #official content #pitch bible #danny phantom pitch bible #danny fenton #sam manson #tucker foley #jazz fenton #jack fenton #maddie fenton

[woso-dreamzzz]

Call Up III

Hardersson x Teen!Reader

Part of The Big Adventures Universe

Summary: Your first Senior match

"Frido," Magda says, jaw hanging open in shock," What the hell is that?"

"Cool, right?" Frido brags, pulling on her shirt to show off the back.

"They're not selling those right now," Magda says as she takes her seat," How did you get one?"

Frido grins.

On her back, is Harder-Eriksson, the name you've chosen to represent Sweden with.

"I got it off a site where you can customise jerseys."

"She got scammed too," Zećira says," Had to get a new credit card."

"Stop telling people that!"

Zećira just laughs as Pernille and Magda take their seats. "How is she feeling? Nervous?"

"Probably," Pernille says," You know how she is. It's her first game. She wants this to go perfectly."

"It will," Zećira replies. She sounds confident and Pernille has to wonder if she's psychic or something. The way she says it with such conviction is like there's no other option means she must be psychic. There's no other explanation.

The crowd cheers, stopping Pernille from pressing further and she gets to her feet to clap as the players filter out from the tunnel.

You're the second in line, right after your captain - a newly appointed woman who looks so much taller and older compared to you at just seventeen.

You look nervous, it's clear on your face. It's clear by the way you keep shifting your weight around and how you gnaw at your bottom lip. Your eyes dart around, purposely avoiding the box of supporters you know who are here to see you.

Magda can't believe what she's seeing, not really. For years, you've waddled around the house in her Sweden jersey. For years, you've worn Zećira's Sweden jersey to sleep.

But now, you're standing in front of a sold-out crowd in a Sweden jersey of your own (one day, you'll have the most jersey sales of a keeper in history). There are names on your back that people will be very familiar with (one day, those names will be synonymous with you alone, not Magda and Pernille). There is a small handful of people here to see you (one day, people will buy tickets just because your name is on the team sheet).

This is your first time playing for Sweden.

Just a friendly (one day, you'll win World Cups with Sweden).

One day, this match will be a blip in your life but right now it's the most important match of your career.

You're representing your country as you stand in the middle of you goal.

You've played against Spain's youth team countless times for Denmark. It's strange to see the Spain kit and no Natalia Guijarro running towards you with the ball.

Vicky Lopez is running at you this time, barely five minutes into the match. She's woven her way through your defensive line. She adjusts her positioning by just a fraction and winds her leg up.

She'll shoot for the top corner. You know this and you leap, falling forward onto your front.

The ball is in your hands and you roll it out towards your defenders.

"Yes!" Frido cheers, pumping her fist into the air," Yes! That's it!"

Magda wants to roll her eyes but she feels exactly the same way, though she keeps it much more contained.

The first half draws to a close with a spectacular goal from a Swedish midfielder who Magda knows recently signed for Gotham.

You jog off the field with your team, instantly being tucked under the arm of your captain as she teasingly ruffles your hair.

When you come out for the second half, you look infinitely more relaxed and comfortable. You look much more like you did when you played for Denmark.

You look secure and you definitely take a few more daring risks.

Stealing the ball right from the feet of a Spanish player looks so much like Magda that even the cameraman cuts to your Morsa cheer from the stands, waving a little flag with your face on it.

As soon as she realises Magda is on screen, your moster Frido barges her way into view as well with a sign that has some of your baby pictures on it.

It's embarrassing and so stupid but it makes you smile as you kick the ball down to your midfield who starts on the attack.

The smile that emerges doesn't fade even when the fulltime whistle is blown.

A clean sheet seems like the best way to start your international career with Sweden.

"Look at you," Your captain says, ruffling your hair," Clean sheet. What did I tell you, huh? Nothing to be worried about."

You try to squirm away but she holds you tighter. She holds you hostage as the rest of the team on and off the bench converge on you.

You know what they're going to do and you try to escape.

You manage to duck under arms but run straight into Frido.

You hadn't even realised she'd gotten onto the pitch.

"No," She teases, turning you around and shoving you right back at the team.

"Momma, Morsa!" You whine as Frido tries to walk you over," Make her stop."

"No chance," Morsa laughs," This is your debut. You get all the perks that comes with it."

You pout. "I wish I stayed with Denmark."

"Don't lie," Momma says.

"Zećira, please? Can't you stop them?"

Zećira laughs as well, arms crossed over her chest. "And miss out on my little prodigy experiencing this? Take it with dignity."

Frido pushes you right at the crowd of your teammates.

They don't let you get away this time.

Hands are on your limbs as you're lifted up and thrown into the air.

#woso x reader #hardersson x reader #pernille harder x reader #pernille harder #magdalena eriksson x reader #magdalena eriksson #woso community #woso fanfics #woso imagine #woso #the big adventures universe