#hot daga gebra

[saltycashewsart]

They could find each other in any universe

#art #artists on tumblr #artist on kofi #digital art #original art #hi hot daga community #the hot daga #hot daga a hot dog saga #hot dog saga #hot daga #hot daga maizy #maizy #gebra #hot daga gebra

[thestarshipminestrone]

i loved you before i ever even knew what love was like

a garden inspired maizy/gebra moodboard for @natdrinkstea

#this one was suuuuper cute and i loved every last second of making it. thank you so much for the request! #maizra #maizey #gebra #hotdaga #hot daga

[volcano-eats-your-wife]

ok so pam is a liar

#gebra IS a real name #apparently #hot daga #hotdaga #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #pam #gebra

[moth-yknowtheartist]

Please tell me more about how Cracker Barrel isn’t a real place I’d love to hear it

Well you see s

Firstly, let's return to the chain's roots, including its name and other elements of its origin. Now, it has been used as fair reason in the critically acclaimed Hot Daga series that the lack of validity of a name can support the idea that the owner of that name is in fact a witch hologram, backed up by Gebra the Holographic French Fries not having a real name as declared by Pam the Hotdog Witch. Now, you may be asking at this point, "Despite the fact you make a point with how Cracker Barrel is not a real name, the Hot Daga is fictional in itself!" Technically, you would be correct, but Shane Madej's masterpiece is not the first thing to suggest the mechanic of witch holograms, due to the fact it is a real life phenomenon. I cannot prove this to you right now, as witch holograms are ever elusive, but I can prove that Cracker Barrel is in fact one, which then proves the existence of the Witch Hologram in itself in a roundabout way. Therefore, due to the rest of this essay proving the existence of witch holograms, we can argue now that the rules discussed in this fictional series could theoretically apply to real life witch holograms, further proving Cracker Barrel is in fact one.

However, moving past the name, Cracker Barrel was first founded in the year 1969, which in itself is an obvious joke year. Just like every '69 before it, everything that happened or began in 1969 is probably fake, like the moon landing and PBS. This includes Cracker Barrel, which warrants the belief that Cracker Barrel is not real and not a very far reach from a joke restaurant. This is also supported by the fact that the restaurant's mascot, featured on their logo, is allegedly named "Cracker McBarrelface", which is self explanatory as to why it cannot be taken seriously and further supports the idea Cracker Barrel is a joke and a witch hologram.

Now, at this point, you may be asking, "How, if I have seen or been inside a Cracker Barrel and found nothing out of the ordinary, could it possibly be a witch hologram?" To answer that question, we must take a look at the state of Wyoming, which is also a proven witch hologram, including its section of Yellowstone and anyone originating from it. For anyone who has travelled to Wyoming, they would agree that while the place was in no way pleasant, it was convincing, seeming just as real in its existence as the state or states they had been in prior. It has also been observed in the aforementioned Hot Daga that the wedding guests were all incredibly convincing, and the fake memories both implanted into Gene, who is French Fries, and the ones the holographic wedding guests were built off of were incredibly convincing to everyone, and indistinguishable from reality. With all this information, it is safe to say that there is a high probability Cracker Barrel could be a witch hologram without notice or suspicion from anyone. But then, of course, how do we distinguish a witch hologram from reality? There are typically a few common things out of the ordinary that suggest they are not real, but it is really unique from hologram to hologram, which is why it is important for people to keep on the lookout for suspicious details, ones which this essay reveals, and know when to trust their gut, as sometimes the subconscious just know when something might be off.

Now that thorough evidence has been provided for why Cracker Barrel is not real, it raises the question of why someone would create a fake country store/restaurant chain, implant fake memories of it into the minds of unassuming people, and fool the public. The answer? Old people. Old people, primarily boomers, are often easy to trick, as they have been proven to be far less adept at identifying witch holograms than their younger counterparts. They also have nothing to lose even if they do see through the veil, as they are so close to death that they physically don't feel fear. These fearless and clueless old people are the group that Cracker Barrel targets the most, with its old feel and vibe of the good old days. By manipulating the old and stealing their money in a lie, they easily collect funds and power, allowing them to create even more holograms and target a more widespread audience with other tricks.

But idk that's just me hahahaha get back to me when I've finished the CRACKER BARREL DISSERTATION. :)

#this is my favorite years long bit ever #THE LORE #by the way this is literally the body of the cracker barrel essay pasted here if that wasnt clear HAHAHAHAHA

[freakinhorse123]

me when Maizey and Gebra from the hot daga

#she wanted to go back in time to saver her holographic french fry wife #:(((((

[noa-nightingale]

💕 Happy Lesbian Visibility Day 💕

#buzzfeed unsolved #watcher #hot daga #hotdaga #maizey and gebra #lesbian visibility day

[randomlywritingstuff]

When one of the only good pieces of lesbian representation that exists is an ear of corn in love with French fries and they were created by a white man that put too much lore into a hot dog

#the hot daga #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #ryan bergara #maizey #gebra #lesbians #lgbtq

[thelegendarypusheen-art]

the married couple for the holiday

#maizey hotdaga #the hotdaga #gebra hotdaga #pam hotdaga #hotdaga #hotdaga fanart #hot daga

[angel-introvert]

Maizey and Gebra reunion

#mullet Maizey Monday baby!! #the hot daga #the hotdaga #hotdaga #maizey x gebra #Maizey #gebra #Maizey the holographic corn #my art #described art #in alt text

[ghouligangirl]

What if we go through the last two seasons without a sign of the Hot Daga and then immediately after the last postmortem Watcher drops a trailer for Hot Daga: The Series?

[major-sesquipedalian]

oh to be a witch-conjured holographic corn on a quest to save your deceased witch-conjured holographic wife who is french fries

#hot daga #shane madej #hotdaga #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu shane #bfu #gebra #maizey #please i just need to know if these lesbians are okay #fuck volcanos

[q-unsolved]

RIP to best character

#bfu #the hot daga #gene #maizey #gebra #my art

[cauldronofmorning]

mixing Hot Daga and A Softer World might literally be just for me, but have that soft lesbian content

original

#maizey #maizey/gebra #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #hot daga #a softer world #a softer watcher #please show up in tags

[volcano-eats-your-wife]

mr madej please give maizey her wife back ;-;

bonus: here's a version that fits as a wallpaper if anyone wants it

#hot daga #hotdaga #hot daga fanart #hotdaga fanart #hot daga maizey #maizey #gebra #hot daga gebra #corn fries #cornfries #buzzfeed unsolved #bfu #buzzfeed unsolved fanart #bfu fanart

[parksnark]

i may be corn and a witch hologram but i was conjured to love gebra

#hotdaga #the hot daga #buzzfeed unsolved #gebra #maisie #i just finished watching the hotdaga #cinematic masterpiece

[idaniar]

Gebra and Maizey from the hot daga, drawn to be a badge :D

#hot daga #hotdaga #the hot daga #the hotdaga #shane madej #gebra #maizey