#Maizey the holographic corn

[tolkien-toast]

Heres some doodles of Dr. Goondis ans Maizey from the hotdoga i did a few montjs ago !

#hotdoga #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #buzzfeed unsolved post mortem #bfu #dr goondis #maizey #maizey holographic corn #art #fanart

[moth-yknowtheartist]

hologram!moth (hologramoth)

this is a FANTASTIC prompt btw I think everyone should consider, for a moment, if you were a hologram, would you go substitute route or maizey the holographic corn route. Me personally I would kill

#moth's predicted very wrong doodles

[angel-introvert]

Mullet Maizey

#the hot daga #the hotdaga #hotdaga #hot daga #bfu #buzzfeed unsolved #Maizey #Maizey the holographic corn #shane madej #my art #described art #in alt text

[yourfaveismuslim]

Your fave is Muslim: Maizey (Hot Daga)

#maizey #maizey the holographic corn #hot daga #tc-haos #your fave is muslim #muslim characters #islam #her wife is going up tomorrow!

[odddrawingsandwhatnot]

#hot doga #maizey #maizey the holographic corn #corn wife #fanart #she's fighting the good fight #bfu #buzzfeed unsolved

[tardis--dreams]

Watcher show concept: A story written and created by Shane. He reads it out loud from his phone while Ryan's sitting next to him and has to listen too, but may not interfere. The story is about food that travels through space and time. Maybe including a legendary french fries, a can of soup, some peach-like blue creatures, a hot-dog witch, maybe a holographic lesbian corn??!

I feel like a show like this would be adored by every single viewer

#It could be called something like #the hot daga #It would be a massive success I'm sure #sigh #a girl can dream #It's okay. I made peace with it never being finished #It actually maybe adds to the greatness of it #Many great stories were never finished #Yeah okay I'm hotdaga trash #I'm gonna shut up about it #(for now) #shane madej #ryan bergara #bfu #watcher #sweet gene #oh how i miss you #And Maizey #You wonderful holographic corn #you'll live on in all of our hearts #the hotdaga

[tinsley-goldsworth]

maizey yelling at pam to press pause on her shit for a second so she and gebra could get married is the epitome of chaotic lesbian energy

#bfu #buzzfeed unsolved #maizey #gebra #maizey and gebra #hot daga #the hot daga #shane madej #the hotdaga #maizey the holographic lesbian corn #textpost

[clarasghosts]

the first time i saw the hot daga, i was a lot confused and a little nauseated

now it’s my new favorite show

#do maizey and goondis make it in time to the space buffet???? #i need to know #i love that holographic lesbian corn so much

[all-hail-the-witcher]

"the fact that i doubted myself for even a second is some military grade bullshit"

-maizey the holographic corn

#shane madej is a fuckin GIFT #bfu #the hot daga #shane madej #buzzfeed unsolved #my blog is low key becoming a shane appreciation blog and I'm here for it

[corvidkiid]

Maizey the holographic corn from the hotdoga was written better than most actual female characters :/

#I’m sad to say I’m actually serious #all shows kill off good female characters #i talk sometimes

[homemade-history]

I am *obnoxiously* soft for canonically non-cis (but still using he/him pronouns per official twitter) Professor. I hope he and Maizey can hang out and talk about queer icons in history (and how surreal is it that we're all in love with a holographic corn lesbian and a nonbinary puppet)

^^

#i didnt know what to add #you hit the nail on the head w this one #<< is that the saying? #or is it coffin? #im cis so i dont think i can speak on this lol #but its nice to see shane be inclusive :') #also maizey and professor and icons wbk #imagine explaining all of this to an outsider hdndjdk #lesbian corn and non-cis male identifying puppet #love to see it #asks

[paranormalinstigator]

no lesbian love story will ever match that of maizey the holographic corn and her wife gebra the french fries

#buzzfeed unsolved #the hot daga #hot daga #hotdaga #shane madej #ryan bergara

[outof-context-quotes]

"A holographic corn named 'Maizey' is about to fight a giant plupple to the death so that they can procure a ship that will travel back in time to save all their friends from being thrown into a volcano by a hot dog witch..... SWIMWEAR!"

[x] - Source

#ocq #out-of-context quotes #buzzfeed

[angel-introvert]

“The fact that I doubted myself for even a split second is some military grade bs!” —Maizey

#the hot daga #the hotdaga #Maizey the holographic corn #Maizey #buzzfeed unsolved #shane madej #flashing gif #my art #described art #in alt text

[neotrinitythinker]

hotdaga song lines that just slap

- "i think i'll grab a ride, with a holographic corn right by my side"

- "in all our lives we go through darkness. for example i was hypnotized for many many years and i'm frankly not too happy about it"

- "you've gotta believe in yourself even if you're just a hologram. even if nobody gives a damn"

- i won't be there to see it but you bet your ass i believe that you'll still save the day somehow"

- i know that life is crazy but believe me maizey you'll be fine without me here"

- "as long as you got your friends there's nothing you can not do. come witches or racoons"

- the entire believe me maizey song

#personal

[cryptidjeepers]

Your Maizey fanart is fantastic! I love your design for her. Please draw more! (Y'know, if you want to)

omg im not sure when this was sent (i just noticed it sorry!!) but thank you so much!! Ive been working on some more maizey (i cant get enough of that holographic corn lesbian) and ill definitely post more. Thank you!!!