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transingthoseformers · 10 months
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Optimus was thinking about how when he laid the bodies of his mentors enemies, worse enemies, in front of them, they rejected him but meanwhile Amp laid the body of his Mentors' enemies (Optimus was the first one he saw and who spent their trip back telling Amp about Tarn and how he'd guide him and Amp imprinted a little bit) atvtheir feet for approval and Tarn praised him. Then Amp looks at him and Optimus feels a weird feeling he doesn't recognize and thinks of his own hurt so he pats Amp which is an affectionate gesture he tolerated from Sentinel.
SG Oppy is evil but also wanted his parents to tell him they were proud of him and is just now making the connection that he kind of baby trapped himself by assigning his courtmate an adoptee. He's a stepdad by his own making.
Oooh so he's getting a twisted up version of that "being a better parent to my kid than my parents were to me". Except SG Oppy's mentors are good mentors, and SG Optimus n Tarn are being a bad influence on Amp.
But they're being supportive of Amp, and they're doing the Horrors with love so...?
Strong is the twisty logic within you, young Prime (read that in a Yoda voice idk I've never watched Star Wars)
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creepymutelilbugger · 2 months
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op turned reblogs off but this post must live. it must live and spread malignantly .
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loathsome-sickness · 5 months
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"people show their true colours in life threatening situations" no, they show you what they act like when they're mortally terrified, an emotion notorious for literally turning your entire brain off to the point where people who go into those situations as a profession need to be literally trained on how to not have that happen
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lazylittledragon · 4 months
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can't believe we're all adults being forced into the club penguin level of censorship in 2024
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chilpilled · 4 months
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his smile and optimism…….gone………
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noelledeltarune · 8 months
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EVERY SINGLE DAY there are MILLIONS of characters in their late 20s who get falsely accused of being father figures to teenagers when in reality the description of "weird older cousin" or "step-sibling that moved out before you were born" is 1000000x more apt
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myclericalromance · 1 year
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i went to a tiny counterserve diner once and accidentally poured sugar instead of salt all over my hashbrowns and was eating them sadly anyways. the waitress took them away and started making me another one and I tried to protest, but she just snorted and said "we're not catholic here". now every time i'm doing something painful out of obligation i think about how that is not repenting, this body is not a catholic establishment, there is no nobility in suffering.
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bugsinthebayou · 1 year
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rejoice! wolfwood's big naturals be upon ye!!
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skellydun · 7 months
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I don't think I'm meant to be employed. It really cuts into my goofy silly haha time. and it makes it nearly impossible to have any wow life is beautiful let me take it in time.
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edains · 4 months
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Rick Riordan constantly trashing the movies for not sticking to his books then releasing a show in which he rewrites everything and loses the spirit of the books entirely
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let-them-fight · 6 months
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seeing people (and by people I mean. not even russians) already speaking about the whole thing going on in Russia as if it were a fucking quirky joke. “Oh I’m considered an extremist in this country I don’t live in at all! Uwu!” “LOLZ I’m proud to be deemed a danger in Russia!” “PROUD ASSIGNED LGBT EXTREMIST BY RUSSIAN LAW” You know this shit is very likely going to get people killed right. Like. You know that, right. People are very likely going to die because of this law. And you know you’re not helping in the fucking slightest right
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rapidhighway · 8 months
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But if your favorite character isn't on the floor panting and dying and in horrible pain in a terrible situation then what's even the point
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goldensunset · 8 months
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did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back
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blueskittlesart · 3 months
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i hope everyone in nintendo’s management department dies and goes to hell no matter what and i’m not kidding
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juno-infernal · 1 year
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the horrors are endless. but we stay silly :3
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i hear your constantly sleep deprived tim drake. allow me to raise you one sleep deprived BUT prone to napping/passing out tim drake.
after a 72 hour mission, with no sleep, tim finishes up his report at the bat computer, stands up, takes three steps to the left, and curls into a ball on the floor and sleeps right there. Bruce finds him and moves him to somewhere more comfy.
alternatively, when he’s stressed and doesn’t want anyone to bother him, Tim finds the most inconvenient, out of sight place to nap so he can get back to work once he’s done. unfortunately sometimes he gets caught.
Jason: Why is Tim in the tea cabinet?
Dick: He’s tired, leave him be. I think this is the first time he’s slept in like two days.
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Damian: Father, why is Drake currently unconscious in the cave under the medical gurneys?
Bruce: He likes it there.
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i just like the idea that the family just rolls with it and accepts it as one of his many quirks. maybe even young justice gang gets in on it and is like oh yeah that’s tim for ya.
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