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go-to-helvetica · 6 months
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Lan Wangji's Adventures in Substitute Teaching
Penndragon27
Rating: T
Chapters: 2/?
Summary:
Lan Xichen goes away for a week and is so happy that his brother can look after his kindergarten class.
Lan Wangji can look after the kindergarten class, right?
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Lan Wangji learns that being a teacher means also dealing with guardians. Such as Wei Wuxian (who he totally doesn't have a crush on)
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sweatermuppet · 9 months
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love when you read a poem so good u put yr head in yr hands for a moment after. poem that kicks the air right out of yr lungs
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bonus-links · 9 months
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RUINS, pt. 16
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sporeclan · 3 months
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Leaf-bare again and we're already off to a bad start :')
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triona-tribblescore · 6 months
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You're all magic anime girls in my eyes dw mikey uvu <3
(Yo-Ho-Ho) A Ninjas Life For Me
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phantom-peachie · 1 month
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I apologize to everyone still waiting on commissions from me. I’m severely sick and haven’t even had the motivation to pick up a stylus to draw. please be patient with me I promise I will make the artwork worth the wait OTL <3
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robinwonder9 · 9 months
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ive been sick and the only thing keeping me going is KILLER ART..... thanks for that :3 Killer art by @itsxroxannex
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ask-looks-to-the-moon · 9 months
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With all (All!) due regards from the (by spiritual splendour eternally graced) people of the Five-hundred-and-ninety-second High Convocation of the True Anointed Citadel, do hereby Wish to thank you for your Loyal and Relished services, and to Offer our Hopes and Aspirations that the Honourable and Righteous Cooperation between our people and yourself may continue until that Glorious moment when the last of us has joined our most Admired peers in spite of current Events!
It is with Honour I, Eight Bogs under Warm Starlight, of the House of Ten Bones, Count of two living blocks, Counsellor of 1, Duke of none, Humble Proprietor of the Convocation of the True Anointed Citadel, do write this to You on behalf of our Organization:
We seek your Thoughts, Opinions, and possibly Feelings (insofar as you find yourself capable of the latter, being Transcendent and Greater as you are!) on the issues that Surround the Imminent Completion and Activation of the Apostate Superstructure Abomination which has been allowed the Outrageous Blasphemy of being allowed to place shadow upon the Divine Body of the True Anointed Citadel.
Sincerely, Eight Bogs under Warm Starlight, of the House of Ten Bones, Count of two living blocks, Counsellor of 1, Duke of none, writing to you on behalf of the Five-hundred-and-ninety-second High Convocation of the True Anointed Citadel.
May your cycles be Fruitful and your recovery from the Present Situation regarding Oversights of Scalability and Sustainability on account of your Flawed and Humble Occupants be swift.
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andromedaisfree · 10 months
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orym outfit sketches for fun and profit 🌿 inspired mostly by specific gladiator types!
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petite-phthora · 4 months
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Please don't shake the cat
[DP x DC fic]
[Love at first... murder? - part 13]
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Part 1
Ao3
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Private chat nicknames:
RedHood = Jason
Danny = Danny
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Private chat
RedHood: *picture*
RedHood: this yours???
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Seeing the picture of Ellie clamped onto Red Hood’s arm Danny lets out a sigh while rubbing his forehead. He takes a few seconds to look at the picture while deciding on how to reply.
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Private chat
Danny: you don’t happen to be in Mexico right now by any chance, do you?
RedHood: No.
RedHood: I was out patrolling when I was suddenly bitten by her.
RedHood: Thought it might have been a criminal or stray cat or something like that at first.
RedHood: I was not expecting a feral teenager, but I can’t say this is the first time it’s happened.
Danny: damn, she was supposed to be in Mexico 😕😥
Danny: I guess this is what she was trying to tell me with that cryptic message she sent me huh
Danny: and the stray cat analogy isn’t too far off to be perfectly honest 🤔
RedHood: So you know her?
RedHood: Can you help me get her off? I’ve tried prying but she’s got some sick ass jaw strength.
RedHood: Which would have been pretty cool any other time, but it’s currently not really working in my favor.
Danny: I’m so sorry about her 😓 😓
Danny: we’ve been trying to teach her to ask for consent first
Danny: but it’s still a work in progress 😅
Danny: of course I'll help you get her off!! 😊🙃
RedHood: Great! You’re at your apartment, right?
RedHood: I’ll be there in two shakes.
Danny: please don’t shake the cat 😰
Danny: she’ll get grumpy and might latch on even tighter
Danny: I’ll come to you instead 🙃
Danny: you said you were patrolling, so crime alley, right? 🤔🤔
RedHood: Well, yes, but I doubt you’ll be able to get up where I am right now.
RedHood: Let me at least come down to the ground first and I’ll tell you how to get here.
RedHood: Danny?
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Jason looks down at his unread messages with a slight frown. He puts his phone away and looks back at the teenager on his arm.
He gives his arm a small shake, causing her to growl at him which immediately makes him stop.
Right… No shaking the cat.
Jason lets out a weary sigh before looking down over the edge of the building to the ground below. He’s trying to think of the best way to get down with only one functional arm when a voice breaks him out of his reverie.
“Hey, Hood. I’m here!”
He turns around, slightly alarmed that there’s a second person who managed to sneak up on him tonight.
Damn, he’s getting rusty
Though from anyone whom he had been expecting to see, he had not been expecting to see the guy he messaged a minute ago standing behind him on the roof.
“How did you get here so quickly? And for that matter, how did you even get up here?” Jason asks confused.
“Oh, I flew” is Danny’s casual response, which gives Jason more questions than have been answered. But before he can decide whether he should bother asking for clarification Danny already moves on to the next topic.
“Anyway, let’s see what we can do about this,” he says, approaching Jason’s arm and the girl that’s hanging off of it.
“Good luck,” Jason says, holding out his arm a little better and watching bemused as Danny and the teen have a stare-down.
“Ellie, what did we say about biting others?”
The teen, Ellie, narrows her eyes and growls at him. Danny just crosses his arms and gives her an unimpressed stare.
“Nah-ah, you have to let him go. We ask before we bite someone. It’s called consent. Don’t make me get Jazz to give you another lecture”
It’s clear to Jason that Danny’s attempt at talking to her isn’t working when the teen proceeds to glance at Jason calculatingly before giving Danny a challenging look and biting down harder.
Apparently, it’s clear to Danny as well, as the next thing he does is let out a put-upon sigh before declaring “Well, I gave you a chance. Guess we’ll have to do this the hard way”
Danny then grabs a hold of her and tries pulling her off of him.
What is his life? Jason thinks as he’s standing there while Danny tries to physically pull the teenage girl, who decided his arm looked like a nice snack, off of him.
Though luckily for him, it seems to work as not a few seconds later Danny has pulled her off of his arm and is now holding the teenage girl with a bloody mouth up by her armpits.
Danny sets her down with a sigh but before he can speak up, the teen crosses her arms and levels Jason with a sharp look that makes him straighten up.
“Thou winneth this round, Red-Helmed Knight of the Night. Though thou should be prepareth, as the upcoming trials will be even more toilsome” Ellie declares while pointing at him, uncaring of the blood on her face.
“And I,” She points a finger back at herself for emphasis, ”Sir Ellie of the Infinite Realms, will—” she gets cut off when a fly enters her mouth.
Danny moves to help her but she holds up a hand to stop him, using her other hand to thump on her chest a few times.
She spits the dislodged fly out onto the floor and glares at it.
“Curse you! Foiling my monologuing once again!” she yells after the fly as it flies off.
Right…
Jason turns to Danny.
“So is she your sister?” he asks curiously. And totally not trying to fish for more information about Danny and his family.
Instead of Danny answering the question though, Ellie cuts him off.
“I’m his love child with the mayor of our town.”
Danny gives her a disgusted look.
“Ellie—”
She looks back at Danny with a shit-eating grin on her face.
Yeah, definitely siblings.
“I love my dads!” she says proudly, her eyes still on Danny.
Danny gives her a deadpan look in response before it changes to a more mischievous one.
“Oh, I’m sure Vlad would love to hear all about how you reclaimed him as a father figure—”
“Oh Ancients, no. Don’t even joke about that” She fake gags at him before turning back to Jason.
“Can I change my answer? I’m his bodyguard” She says, pointing her thumb at Danny.
That makes both Danny and Jason raise an eyebrow at her, though Jason’s can’t be seen through the helmet. They speak up at the same time.
“A bodyguard, huh?”
“No, you’re not, that’s Frighty”
Danny’s statement makes Jason pause and turn to look at him.
He’s got a bodyguard?
Ellie shakes her head happily.
“Nope! I took over the position. My knightly title isn’t just for show, y’know? I earned it fair and square!”
“When did this even happen? And why was I not told?” Danny asks, bewilderment covering his face.
Jason stays silent as he tries to make sense of the conversation.
“About…” Ellie takes a moment to think about it “3 months ago? I think it was when you were dealing with some time chores. And I thought it’d be a nice surprise, so… Surprise!” she exclaims, doing some jazz hands at the end of the sentence.
“What did you even do?”
“I snuck up on him and threw a Fenton Wii remote at his head which knocked him out cold. It counted as a win so I earned the position by right of conquest and gained my knighthood” She says with a shrug.
“Huh… think that would’ve worked for Pariah Dark as well? Would’ve made things so much easier…”
Ellie gives another careless shrug as Danny lets out a small reminiscent sigh. Meanwhile, Jason stands awkwardly to the side.
“Well, either way, I’m proud of you. Do you have a video?”
“Tucker filmed it for me, yeah”
“Nice”
They high-five with grins on their faces. At this point, Jason lets out a small cough which has the Fenton siblings turn around startled and proceed to then give him identical sheepish smiles.
They really look like they could be twins…
“Ah, sorry Red Hood. And again, I’m sorry for Ellie.” Danny says, rubbing the back of his neck with a small blush on his face.
“I’ll take her back home. And uhh… see you next time?”
Jason gives him a smile from under his helmet.
“Sure, if you’re still up for that next date?” Jason trails off with some hope.
His words make Danny’s blush darken.
“Ah uh, yeah! Yeah, of course! The next date! Uhmm, I’ll text you! Or you can text me. That’s fine too!”
Next to him, Ellie rolls her eyes and makes some fake gagging motions. She then grabs Danny by his arm and starts dragging him away.
“Come on, Loverboy. You can and your paramour can flirt later. When I’m not there… and after he’s passed my trials” she says, muttering the latter part low enough that Jason can’t hear. But, judging by the way Danny’s head snaps back to her and how his brows furrow, he did hear.
Just as Jason goes to reply, giving them a thank you and a goodbye of his own, perhaps even an offering to help them get down from the roof, he picks up on movement behind him.
Quickly turning around has him regretting not leaving the rooftop earlier, as he watches the Bats (and birds) land.
Fuck.
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@i-always-say-yea   @uraniumwizard    @why-must-i-be-like-this   @griffinthing @i23432i @imsotiredfanficlovertm
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thecruel · 6 months
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Ewan Mitchell at #CCXP23 in Brazil — a guide of sorts
Ewan Mitchell and Steve Toussaint will atend the CCXP 2023 this Saturday, December 2, in São Paulo, Brazil. It's Ewan's first ever convention appearance. They're taking part in the HBO Max panel on two stages: Palco Thunder and Palco Omelete.
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Official announcements here and here.
When? Saturday, December 2, 2023. Palco Thunder — 2PM BRT. Convert to your time zone here. Palco Omelete — 3:15PM BRT. Convert to your time zone here.
Where can I watch? Palco Thunder is the main stage and will not be live streamed. The panel may be uploaded later on HBO Max's socials such as HBO Max Brasil on Youtube. Luckily for us, Palco Omelete will be live streamed and you can watch it here.
Social accounts to follow Twitter/X — CCXPoficial, omelete, HBOMaxBR Instagram — ccxpoficial, omelete, hbomaxbr TikTok — ccxpoficial, omelete, hbomaxbr General hashtags — #CCXP23, #ThunderByClaroTV, #PalcoThunderByClaroTV, #PalcoOmeleteByBB, #HBOMaxnaCCXP
Enjoy 🐉
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personasintro · 9 months
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quick update: I finally have a few free days starting from tomorrow (out of work but not totally free if you know what I mean) but I’m hoping I’ll be able to work on my stories and give you updates soon!! Can’t promise anything but I’ll try my best because I know y’all have been starving 🥹 I also wrote a mini scenario and wanted to post it like 2 days ago, but I need to make sure it makes at least a little sense and it’s not completely random (lol) + I’ll be posting the last final teaser for mh58 on my kofi account
you can still request mini scenarios under my latest post about it (mini scenario please 🥲 a bunch of you have suggested ideas worth a oneshot or my kind of drabble hehehe)
thank you for being patient 💝
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valentxne · 2 years
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literally just waiting to move out so i can make my whole house like this ˖ ・ ·̩ 。 ☆ ゚ 🎀
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yvesdot · 4 months
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Crossposting here my thread about how Ben Fox of Shepherd treated me over my "incredibly weird" "non-standard" name. All emails are included in the above thread. Shepherd often cold-contacts authors, so I'm putting this out there in the hopes of it reaching trans indie authors before they're forced to go in blind to working with a site that prominently features queer book lists while direspecting authors behind the scenes.
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questionablealibi · 7 months
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I have a knack for de-railing my own plans. Example:
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A doodle page turned reference sheet
But given that it's been LONG overdue, i think derailing my said plan has been the best desicion ive made yet /silly
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