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ceeberoni · 4 months
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if theyre cold youre cold
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fatguarddog · 4 months
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You're the heir to the royal family of a kingdom besieged by demons and during a surrender, are offered up to one of the Demon Lords as a prize of battle. Don't worry, he assures you with a warm yet devious smile, you'll soon 'grow' to love your new life with him
You're taken back to his manor and draped in a lavish, yet skimpy outfit, one that really shows off your body and highlights the slight curves of your features. Your new Lord sits you down at a huge banquet table and takes his seat across from you. All manner of succulent and delicious foods are lined up before you, you take a moment to really take in the size of this hulking, handsome demon and assume he must eat like a beast. But when his impish servants are done setting the table, he just brings his elbows onto the table to rest his head in his hands. He smiles at you,
"You've nothing to fear. Eat."
His voice is so commanding. Nervously, you load up your plate with foods that seem the most familiar to you. Roast chicken, potatoes, various vegetables and a bread roll. It's delicious. With the effect the war has had on your kingdom, you can't remember the last time event he royal family could assemble such a sumptuous selection to feast upon... so you end up forgetting yourself a little and eating until you're quite stuffed. You lean back in your chair and graciously thank your Lord for the meal, shyly paying your compliments to the chef
"Good," he smiles wider and snaps his fingers. "Eat."
A surge of warmth courses through your body. With some demonic intervention, everything you'e just eaten rapidly digests within you and you feel hungry again. Your frame even grows a little bit softer, though not enough for you to notice just yet. You blush and oblige his order, you brain trying to rationalise what's happening. A display of dominance, perhaps? Or did he notice how much you were enjoying the food after having had so little for so long and just wanted you to get to enjoy that more? Was something bad coming after this, or was he actually a good demon somehow?
All of your questions seemed to melt away as you dug in to the feast again, this time trying the honey roasted ham, sweet fruits, leg shank and more. Once again you eat until you feel completely stuffed. Once again you thank your Lord for such a wonderful meal... and once again he smiles at you with fiery eyes from across the table, his own plate still empty and untouched,
"Good," another snap of his fingers. "Eat."
That familiar surge of warmth strikes again, but this time you notice how much plumper you look after, especially in your skimpy clothes. You look up at your Lord in shock and confusion, but he just gestures to the food in front of him. You timidly shake your head, yet your stomach growls audibly in the large dining hall
"Perhaps you'd be more in the mood for wine and cheese?" the demon snaps and the feast before you changes to a decadent cheese plate with crackers and dried meats abound. "Or would my royal prize prefer dessert?" Another snap and the table becomes stacked with cakes, pies and pastries alongside jugs filled with custards and creams, all so sweetly mouth watering The look of disbelief doesn't leave your face. Your stomach growls louder, more painfully as your owner laughs
"Better not to ignore your hunger, my dear. It'll be much more pleasurable for you if you just. Eat."
The command rings through you and sends shivers down your spine, you want nothing more than to stuff your face with every dessert in sight. Your hands reach forward greedily and you begin to eat your fill as your Lord looks on, almost lovingly at you
"So good, so obedient, I'm going to like you a lot," he stands and gently makes his way all around the table to your side, his towering form standing behind you, gently rubbing your now slightly pudgy shoulders. "I'll spoil you so much, feast after feast, night after night of pure pleasure to make you into the perfectly fattened up image of hedonism," his hands feels so good and warm on your soft skin as you gorge yourself. "Just think how demoralising it'll be for your kingdom, to see how easily their royal heir fell to demonic corruption... but I must say from a personal standpoint, I do just think you look so beautiful enjoying yourself like this. I'll have a bath ready for us after I think you're done here, there we can really relax and get to know each other, my dear. But for now, please keep eating. I told you you would grow to love it here."
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zu-is-here · 5 months
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some services shouldn't be ordered to home
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your-honor-im-zesty · 16 days
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Heather by Conan Gray is so Valgrace coded it's not even funny
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urbosasabs · 1 year
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He. He's sooo... Big...
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hiccuppop · 1 year
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Some abomination of doodles I done threw a week!! The whole point was to fill my canvas as much as I could and feel like looking at a where Waldo board idk if I did it tho!, there’s a lot of references I hope you enjoy finding them! Also some of my fav reaction doodles hehe
And also a doodle of me and my friend @kettitrium as chara and frisk :D
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daily-hanamura · 8 months
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cantatrickster · 7 months
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onryō hanzo sometimes just Roars if he's nanoboosted
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insta-mental-bility · 3 months
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Ok but like. LEO BRO. He’s just/
Ok the amount of spoilers I’m boutta drop for PJO/HOO
I’ve read them like. 3 times now if you haven’t move on go read them you won’t regret it until you spend all ur money on his books-
But like Leo. Dude uses humor & running away as a coping mechanism. Is a fucking SEVENTH WHEEL- like
How
I can’t even imagine
Is now on a boat
But like also
HAD A DRAGOn
HIS BEST FRIEND
For like
NO LENGTHY AMOUNT OF TIME
This POOR MAN
Lost his DRAFON
then built him into a BOAT
He DESIGBED AS A SMALL CHILD
Like BROS A FUCKING GENUOUS
& no one knows
Cause he doesn’t talk to people, he’s so quiet but loud
Like doesn’t voice his concerns or ideas or plans, just teases & lightens the mood & try’s not to take anything seriously
But he finally finds his person
And it’s fucking Calypso
This poor man
Like what the fuck
I know they’re demigods
And their lives are basically “haha get fucked” from the start
But this man went on this quest, was immediately told “lol ur never gonna fit in ur a 7th wheel”
GOT FUCKING POSSESSED & BASICALLY STARTED A FUCKING WAR AND WAS BLAMED FOR IT (like it makes sense but WHY HIM)
And the amt of self-image issues this poor child must have
EVERYONE
POKES
AT
HIS
SIZE
like. Calm tf down
And plus the shit with hazel
AND THE TRAUMA-
HE BLAMES HIMSELF FOR HIS MOTHERS D E A T H
WHICH WAS I N T E N T I ON A L
Iike.
A d if I remember correctly mf dies
Right?
Isn’t he like. The only one of the seven + Nico & Reyna that dies?
Stop targeting hi
And he had the most severe adhd
I RELATE TO HIM TOO MUCH
PAIN
PAIN FOR THIS BOY
ok rant over
I’ll prob continue it later tho tbh
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pwurrz · 7 months
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“if you think fear can control everything… well then, terrify me.”
“but if the duke wants somebody dead, he needs no justification.”
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qbdream · 2 years
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new banter host just dropped
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crimeronan · 8 months
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spent my morning exhaustedly realizing that my phone charger had broken inside the charging port & having a panic spiral because i gotta take the car to the shop today and 1) need a phone to call when it's done 2) need easy access to public transit schedules. did some frantic googling and found a forum explaining how to use a safety pin to dig the metal pieces out. so i spent some time finding a thumb tack & then followed the instructions. it only took about 10 minutes.
then i put my phone on a different charger. and it wouldn't charge.
cue SECOND immediate and debilitating anxiety spiral about "OH GOD i just yanked out a bunch of actual electrical components and destroyed my whole phone and i'm gonna have to pay for a replacement and transfer my number and try to recover all of my data and and and,"
pulled the charger out. blew in the port. flipped the charger around. prayed really hard. plugged it back in.
anyway.
my phone is fine now.
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sentientstump · 2 years
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grindstone party!! :D (with sound)
why is he like this
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zu-is-here · 1 year
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their backstory
the song's deeper version
ah right the moon ;w;
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maulsoleum · 11 months
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updated the pinned a bit before i head off to bed fellas, wanted to stress more that my blog has a LOT of death themes bc i fear a lot of people overlook it? or just see it as a silly.
most of it is through motifs and poems, pointing at myself going 'dead dog', and casual taxidermy, but every now and then i'll find and rb image posts that edge toward more of what would be considered nature related gore or a darker theme than usual and wanna make sure we're all Aware. i'll always tag accordingly and have a specific personal tag to mute just in case but yk. wanna be careful
also my byi and dni were very serious before but like. if i dont like your vibes or ideals im just gonna block straight up
ok good night ily bye
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