#hoejo

[sunshineting]

“Fuck me I’m horny, feed me I’m hungry, he love hood pussy so he fuck me in my bonnet” Warning - Megan thee Stallion

Gojo Satoru x f!reader (black coded (wears a bonnet) but anyone can read ofc)

Word count- 1256

No minors! Minors DNI PLEASE this is SMUT

You’ve been… bratty today, to say the least. You wanted to go on a date today, but noooo you just had to be dating the strongest sorcerer. Gojo had promised a date night tonight then got called to exorcise some stupid fucking curse. You sat in his high rise apartment in your robe and bonnet, playing on your phone until the blue eyed bastard himself called. You reluctantly answered.

“Hey sweet girl. Guess what?”

“What.” You huff.  

“Oooh, is that an attitude I hear?”

“Satoru, love of my life, whatever could be the occasion for you to grace my ears with this phone call?” You ask as sarcastically as possible.

“I finished work early, so I’m on my way home. Aren’t you excited to see me?” He says giddily. The tone of his happy voice makes you want to be a tiny bit nicer to him. Just a tiny bit.

“Can you ask Ijichi to stop somewhere and bring me some food? Seafood preferably.” There’s a little less attitude in your voice this time.

When Satoru returns, he has the goods in hand. You rush over to him with grabby hands aiming at the food bags. He holds the bags above his head and way out of your reach before he says, “Nuh uh, you gotta pay up first.”

You roll your eyes and get on your tippy toes to give the little shit a kiss. Except, the ‘little’ shit in question is a foot taller than you and doesn’t bend down for you to kiss him.

“Ru, come onnnnn. I’m hungry! Gimme your face so I can eat!” You reach up to his head and try to pull him down toward you. Alas, Gojo still doesn’t bend down, prompting you to jump up onto him. You wrap your arms around his neck and your legs around his waist, planting a big fat kiss on his lips. A devious smile spreads on his face. Gojo holds you in place with his empty hand and places the food on the counter with the other.

“This little attitude of yours won’t do. Let’s see if I can fuck some manners into you, yeah?” Satoru taunts. You put your forehead on his, looking at him in his never ending blue eyes.

“Well, I wouldn’t have an attitude if we went on our date! I picked out such a nice dress and shoes and jewelry; all for nothing. Plus, I’ve barely eaten all day because I was looking forward to having dinner with you,” you say, your voice getting softer with each word. So, maybe you were a little hangry. It happens. Your boyfriend carries you into his bedroom, hands squeezing your ass through your robe. You start kissing his neck, a feeling of neediness overwhelming you. You wanted him, you needed him inside you; some type of friction, at least. He lays you on your back and unties your robe. Underneath, you wore a silky nightgown. Once you knew he wouldn’t make it in time for the date, you made sure to get as comfy as possible.

To be honest though, Gojo loves seeing you comfortable. Something about your at home attire got his dick hard. Your nightgowns, your robes, your bonnets, hell even your fluffy slippers had him licking his lips. You feel his long fingers stroke along your slit. The thin lace panties did little to conceal your wetness. A breathy moan slips past your lips. You try rocking your hips into his hand to get more. A swift slap on your pussy makes you yelp.

“Behave,” Gojo murmurs. The slap only makes you wetter. You have no choice but to close your eyes and submit to him. His fingers enter you, slipping inside with ease. They curl inside you, slow at first but gaining speed with each repetition. You’re a moaning mess; you feel like you’re close to cumming already. Satoru could feel it, too, but he couldn't let you off that easily. Of course not; he has to pull out of you completely, sucking on his dripping fingers. You hear him mutter a ‘fuck’ under his breath after tasting you. He places kisses on your barely covered cunt; the lace thong is soaked and now sucked in between your pussylips. The only thing it covers is your weeping little hole. Gojo is finally being nice when he removes your panties fully and gives you little kitten licks. His tongue licks one long stripe from your asshole to your clit. The tingle feeling makes you swiftly arch your back.

“Fuck, Ru, I wanna cum!” you beg. You swear you feel him smile down there. With that, he grips your thick thighs and digs in. His tongue is exploring every part of you, it feels like he’s French kissing your pussy. He shoves it in your hole, slurping out as much of your cream as he can. With shaky hands, you reach for his soft white hair. You can’t help it, you find yourself tugging his hair to pull him impossibly closer. Satoru shoves his fingers back into you, moving his tongue to your clit.

“Sa-Sato-ru!” you wail, “I’m gonna cum!” Your orgasm crashes over you, legs  shaking, muscles trembling. You want to ride your high and float down, but Gojo is relentless. He’s intent on punishing you for your brattiness. He’s not a hard dom, however, so his version of punishment is overstimulating you until he decides you’ve had enough. Curling his fingers inside you and suckling your clit, your boyfriend is torturing you. You feel another, more violent orgasm rip out of you.

“FUCK! It’s- it’s- it’s too much I can’t,” you babble. Your words begin to fail you as you feel yourself get more and more fucked out. You’re a trembling mess when Gojo decides to give you a short break. He removes his clothes and aligns himself with your over sensitive cunt.

“Just give me one more, baby, and I’ll be done. You’re doing so good for me,” he praises. You give a weak nod and feel his long cock ease in. Your vision goes blurry as your eyes roll back. Satoru groans at the feel of your hot, gushy walls. His pace is quick and deep; he loves seeing how your tits bounce with each thrust. He’s going so deep and it’s hitting that oh so sensitive spot inside you, making you tighten around him.

“You feel so good sucking me in like that. Fuck, baby, I’m gonna cum soon. You gonna cum with me?”

Your final orgasm of the night hits you like a freight train. Feeling your cunt squeeze him so tight, Gojo has to pull out before accidentally filling you to the brim with his cum. His seed lands all over your nightgown. All your muscles are sore, your whole body feeling limp like a wet paper towel. Eyelids heavy, you remember you still haven’t eaten.

“That food better not be cold, Satoru, or I’m gonna bite you,” you threaten with your last strength. The sweet embrace of sleep is pulling you in, but you’re determined to get some of the expensive food your boyfriend brought.

“I know you will, baby.” Gojo smiles.  

. . .

“Open,” Gojo commands. You’re too sleepy to feed yourself, so he’s feeding you. The two of you sit in his king sized bed with you leaning on him. You open your mouth and a forkful of hot salmon graces your tastebuds. You do a little happy wiggle as you chew.

Gojo chuckles lightly, “You’re so spoiled.”

#jjk smut #jujutsu kaisen smut #gojo satoru x reader #gojo smut #satoru gojo #jjk x reader #gojo satoru #hoejo #boyfriend!gojo #kait's writes

[lovierieee]

He likes orange soda everyone 😀

#gojo fanart #gojo satoru #jjk fanart #jjk season 2 #jjk anime #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu gojo #hoejo #fanart #manga spoilers #jjk manga spoilers

[malaiz]

digital practice with my digital man ☺️

#hoejo #gojo satoru #jjk gojo #jujutsu kaisen #jujutsu kaisen fanart #jjk #jjk fanart #jjk smut

[mochikage]

ceo!gojo who’s crushing on his secretary and overhears her dinner plans decides to keep her late at work that evening and order dinner from the restaurant she was supposed to go with on her date

#probably gets off thinking that your date is there waiting while the food *he* ordered is being picked up #he’s v toxic when jealous #this originated from a ceo!nanami thought but it gives more hoejo vibes to me #jjk #Jujutsu kaisen #ceo!gojo #ceo!gojo x reader #gojo x reader #gojo satoru x reader #jjk x reader

[leafmindscape]

I read 73 pages worth of gojohime tags on AO3. I didn't read all the stories under the tag but hooooo boi the spicy, the angsty and the fluffy ones are the best!

Tengen's vessel Utahime? Very sad. Ready your tissue. Beach time in Okinawa? Gojo trauma territory. Utahime releasing Gojo from the Prison Realm with the Ouroboros Technique in all miko regalia and all night kagura workout? You go queen! The arranged marriage fic before "Every Piece of You" was published? Utahime's grandma and Shoko are the best wingwomen. Utahime's CT can make Infinity useless? Tragic because people born with the CT destined to be either friend or enemy of Shojo Eyes users. I like the "let's marry at 30's", lot's of comedy or dead students. Hanahakied Utahime? Gojo running around to find the bastard who made her fall in love, himself.

For the spicy ones? 11k+ words in oneshots, lot's of kinks. Either one is more experienced than the other(none or less) But I love best where they get stuck in a tether by a curse because Hoe-jo Slutoru was being dumb and wanted to hear the Siren Technique. Or they are secretly married but not enough chapters unfortunately. A/B/O verse, I rarely read them but it drags into YutaMaki territory. Those two are also cute.

Secret admirer trope? Oh the flowers and the gifts because Gojo is an idiot. Or Gojo as drunk Utahime's designated chaperone. Fruits Basket au? YASSS for Catoru our doll face persian cat. Parental Gojohime to Fushiguro siblings? Lot's of feels. They are basically a couple without being a couple. Megumi playing Twinkle Twinkle Stars to Gojohime child? Adorable.

#gojohime #hoejo slutoru #gojo satoru #iori utahime #gouta #jjk #jujutsu kaisen

[suguruplsr]

guys i might go insane if i don’t write for my hubby suguru again im tired of that white skin walker

#directed at hoejo #idc #i need suguru #like my tolerance without him #is so low #protecting my potential of writing other characters #bc of suguru #WHAT IS I STOPPED LIKING HIM? #IF* #omg #having a new obession that’s not geto is scary #like i can handle moving fandoms #but suguru? #😧

[crybaby-bkg]

Dating one hero has proven to be a lot for some partners in the past. Some can’t get over the high rate of mortality, some can’t live out the future they yearn for with heroes, some just refuse to learn how to bandage wounds without shaking too hard. Loving a hero is hard work, and being dedicated to them wholly is harder.

But dating two heroes? At the same time? Sometimes you wonder if you’ve bitten off more than you could chew. There’s double the worry of mortality, of living out a future you would’ve never envisioned, of bandaging wounds with each hand to each lover, keeping the shaking to a minimum because the sounds of their pained grunts hurt even more.

But the most insufferable part of being with not only two heroes, but the top two heroes? The fact that they worry over you more than you would’ve ever expected.

Izuku was already a worry wart when it comes to the people he loved, and Katsuki was no better, only quieter and huffy. So when you complain about sharp pains, repeating pains, cramps, tummy aches—they believe that all hell has been broken loose.

It’s sweet sometimes, when one goes into the agency late to cuddle in bed with you. Izuku usually does, uses rough, crooked fingers that gently tilt your head back to pour medicine down your throat and steals the opportunity to peck at your forehead. Katsuki is typically all grunts and frowns when he takes your temperature, presses his cheek to yours to see if you’re really that hot (which doesn’t really help since he naturally runs hot himself).

The time that pisses you off the most though, is when you complain about too sharp stomach cramps. It’s normal, you tell them as they flit around you to pack a possible overnight bag. It could appendicitis, they both mutter in unison as Izuku helps you into your shoes and Katsuki shoves one of his shirts over your head. This is stupid, you grumble to them as they haul you to the car. It’s for your safety, they say again in unison, as Izuku peels out of the driveway and heads in the direction of the hospital.

Katsuki doesn’t know why he doesn’t sit in the back with you originally, but finds himself climbing back there when you flip him off over your shoulder with a refusal to put your seatbelt on. You’re sprawled across both seats in the back—what good would a seatbelt do? How could you even get it on? But Katsuki finds a way, somehow steps into the backseat without crushing you, finds comfort when you dig your face into his hard stomach and he can wrap his arm around your waist, a comfort that he’ll hold you, protect you, do whatever he can in his power to save you.

Izuku only looks on from the front seat when the lights turn red, face bathed in warm light, his eyes rounded and worried. He reaches back and rubs softly at the base of your spine, cooing, terrified out of his mind over something you know won’t be fatal. He’s hesitant to pull away when Katsuki grunts that the light has changed, but he’d rather lose the momentary feeling of your warm skin than have to stroke a cold cheek.

And in the end, nothing is ever truly wrong with you. Even though you complain about them hounding over you like two chicken with their heads cut off, you can’t help but secretly love the way they dote over you. Care for you. Hold you and pamper you and love you. Being with two heroes can be hard, but with the way they make you feel, nothing has ever been easier.

#the fact that they freak out when the littlest thing is wrong w you bc they deal w death so often in their fields :( #I am so sleeby #and irritable for some reason #I have been all day except for when I watched my movie earlier #everything n everyone is just so annoying n frustrating #but are they really or am I just PMSing lmfao #okay abyway #I wanna start my izu fic and I have a new hoejo fic in the work too #but I’m mf tied and I have to make an important call in the morning #hmm I’ll just write it during the day tomorrow #—new treat in the streets! 🍫 #bkdk treats! 🍬

[satocidal]

Fuck my life because 😃😃😃

#ok so we have our tests worth 25 marks (it’s whatever) from 7th December (rip hoejo)😞 #and these mfs they tell us 2 days before the test and haven’t even issued out a syllabus like tf? #what are we even supposed to??? #listen I may be studying but I’m preparing for some different test not this shit and we don’t study theory how you gonna tell me #to do it two days before the mf test and WITHOUT THE SYLLABUS???

[todayisafridaynight]

Call him yaoi. Assign him as gay. Yaoi Dojima sixth chairman of the Alphabet Mafia. We swear oaths with a kiss on the lips. Touch butts is a must. We bow at crotch level always. Someone needs to come fumigate the Hoejo Clan building it reeks of testosterone

theres literally too much in this ask for me to quote so im just pinning it to my heart and deciding this is the tojo clan pledge of allegiance

#fave #snap chats #line after line is nothing but gold help me #HOEJO CLAN #its not fair you guys are funnier than me im deceased

[mania-k]

gojo jujutsu kaisen does the stanky leg and goes to prison

#gojo satoru #gojo? more like HOEjo jeehhe

[sunshineting]

I don’t even have a proper caption for this one but I think he looks pretty 🤩

#laying on my tummy swinging my feet in the air #rich boy gojo vibes #gojo satoru #hoejo #jjk fanart #jjk art #jujutsu kaisen #jjk gojo #my art

[mrjoeshiesty9]

M O D E L // INSTA AU

Summary; supermodel y/n y/l/n has been spotted at a few bengals games and fans are starting to get suspicious. 

Joeyb_9updates COUPLE ALERT! There’s been a rumor that Joe and supermodel y/n are dating!! Rumors sparked 4 months ago when Y/n was seen at every bengals home games as well as some members along with Joe following her on insta.

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User923 I’m telling you guys!! They’ve been together for a while now! User0293 I’m here for it!! User9238 this is so random like. How did they meet? Who introduced them to each other? What? User9191 they would make cute babies!!! User8282 YESSSS!!!!!

Y/u/n who dey nation! 🧡🖤

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Bengals welcome to the family 🧡🖤  ↳  user9123 excuse me??!?! What is going on!!?! ↳ user819 YOOOOOO admin just confirmed it for all of us ↳ user92839 living for it!!!

User9238 WHO DEY WHO DEY WHO DEY lahjay10_ welcome to jungle!sam_hubbard_ how did you like the game? 😂 User8923 QUEEN User90182 WELCOME Y/N QYEEN

joeybloving SCREAMING!!!! I CAPTURED THIS SWEET MOMENT!!! (Backstory- during warmups Joe was the last person to walk in the filed and he went straight to our side of the filed and I didn’t even know y/n freaking y/l/n was a few seats beside us!!! They did their little handshake and y/n said ‘good luck babe, go win this’. Joe responded with ‘just for you love’ and let me tell you! I DIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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User9282 IT REALLY IS OFFICIAL User923 i’m here for the king and queen! User028 they are the cutest!!! User9282 omg my heart can’t. I love them so much!! User9281 who would have though!! ↳ user928 me ↳ user0282 me too ↳ user0182 me three

Y/s/n had a blast with my sis! Thank you for having us cincy 🧡🖤  #whodeyfam

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Bengals we hope to see you both more often! 🧡🖤  Y/u/n WHO DEY! 🧡🖤  yourmom black and orange suit you both, hope you both had fun!🧡🖤  ↳ y/u/n love you! 🧡 user0283 OFFICIAL User9823 still screaming!!!!!!! User0923 can’t wait to see more of you two throughout the season!! mamaburrow two lovely girls 🧡🖤  ↳ y/u/n  @mamaburrow 😘😘😘

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a/n just a very quick insta au. thank you all so much for the 100+ likes on my first story!!!! this very much motivated me to keep making more and more and hopefully you all like them 🧡🖤

#joe burrow fic #joe burrow fanfic #joe burrow x reader #joe burrow imagine #joe burrow #joe burrow x y/n #joe burrow x you #joe burrow insta au #joe burrow instagram au #joe burrow imagines

[mochikage]

your goofy fave who comes up to you when you’re out running errands or shopping with friends and says “my friend thinks you’re cute” while pointing off to the distance only for you to look where he’s pointing and see his reflection in a mirror winking at you

#based on true horrific events that happened to me this afternoon #this is why you never go out alone kids #he was cute tho and the gesture was cute #it would’ve worked had he not done it on an imbecile like me #anyways #gave me shidou energy #and shisui #hoejo does it too #yuuji <3 #jjk #nart #bllk #shisui x reader #shidou x reader #reo x reader #itadori x reader #gojo x reader #I’m never leaving my house alone again #denji x reader #bokuto x reader #Kuroo x reader #oikawa x reader #matsukawa x reader #sugawara x reader #denki x reader #kirishima x reader #atsumu x reader

[leafmindscape]

A gojohime smut fic wip that won't see completion. For context what if the two were hit by a genderswap curse and they do the nasty because it's in Gojo's sexy list to be pegged. But not what he would expected.

It would be nice if someone would make it happen and publish it on ao3...👉👈

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #gojo satoru #iori utahime #hoejo slutoru #gojohime #incomplete fic

[kamiversee]

Did I perchance… hear gojo being a brat tamer ⁉️ that suits him well with the way u write him

I lob writing Hoejo sm 😩

He makes my brain go 🥴

#kamiversee!answers #tfl!sneak peak

[crybaby-bkg]

I forgot to say something earlier bc I had work to do but I had a dream last night that Shigaraki was stalking me and tryna kill me but then gojo came out of nowhere to save me and like. good lordt. that dream felt so REAL but ONLY when it came to gojo???? like it felt more like a memory than a dream and he looked and felt so realistic and I woke up so sad omg I miss him </3

#I’ve been having so many dreams lately and I kinda hate it bc they’re both good and bad #thankfully this one was more weird than scary especially w shiggy being so damn CREEPY #he also turned into a moth??? and had a stinger??? idk #but HOEJO????? omg so weird how felt so real #like he looked almost 3d??? like I could see the gloss on his lips in HD and everything lmfao #so weird but it made me so sad when I woke up lol #I took sleep meds so hopefully I either have no dreams or another really pleasant #hopefully w him or bkg this time #I haven’t had a bkg one in a while so I hope he will be nice to me if I do #last time he yelled at me and it scared me so bad I woke up LMFAO #—in store chit chat! 🍫 #okay gn byeeer