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hana-no-seiiki · 11 months
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FLIRTY! READER: Uh . . . What are you doing?
YAN! TSUN! PRETTY BOY: *learning 73648336 recipes so that he can be your male-wife one day, in cute, pink, frilly apron + shorts to boot*
YAN! TSUN! PRETTY BOY: . . . Your mom.
FLIRTY! READER: . . .
FLIRTY! READER: Fair enough. Nice legs by the way. Looking breedable as al—
YAN! TSUN! PRETTY BOY: Sh-shut up!
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hana-no-seiiki · 10 months
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FLIRTY! READER: *through text* Wanna be my boyfriend?
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *does a little happy dance*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *twerks in front of his shrine of you*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *removes all of his angsty taylor swift/olivia rodrigo songs from his playlist to add lovey dovey ones*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *changes your names on all his social medias/phones to “my one and only”*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *informs his parents for their blessings in case of a wedding while planning out how to get some from yours*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *plans a wedding*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *and the names of your future children and/or pets*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *plans out your shared bedroom space and basically every interior design of every room*
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY: *is yelling out every single sappy love song out there as he answers your text*
ALSO YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY(FRIEND): k.
FLIRTY! READER: cool.
FLIRTY! READER: so can i breed you now or…?
YANDERE/TSUNDERE! PRETTY BOY(FRIEND): I will murder you.
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hana-no-seiiki · 7 months
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TSUN! YAN: *sniffing your clothes…mostly your underwear* Ew, you’re disgusting.
READER: . . .
READER: Are you being for real right now?
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hana-no-seiiki · 10 months
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FLIRTY! READER: What are you looking at? Don’t tell me it’s—
TSUN! YAN PRETTY BOY (FRIEND) : Porn. It’s porn. Hardcore porn. Now let me jack off in peace. SHOO!
The Porn:
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hana-no-seiiki · 10 months
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YANDERE! TSUN PRETTY BOY: Hah! You’re a swiftie (derogatory) ?
FLIRTY! READER: Aren’t you one as well..?
YANDERE! TSUN PRETTY BOY: Why would I listen to some basic ass —
FLIRTY! READER: *presses the call button*
YANDERE! TSUN PRETTY BOY’S PHONE: All I can say it was enchanting to meet you 🎶
YANDERE! TSUN PRETTY BOY: *throws phone out the window* YOU HEARD NOTHING!
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hana-no-seiiki · 10 months
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TSUN! YANDERE: I don’t want to be your spouse!
TSUN! YANDERE: I just want to spend the rest of time with you
TSUN! YANDERE: In the same house, preferably the same room, and bed . . .
TSUN! YANDERE: And occasionally help you with that sort of problem. . .
TSUN! YANDERE: But that doesn’t mean I like you or anything!!
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hana-no-seiiki · 4 months
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Did tsundere yan and flirty darling ever get married if so Who is the wedding?
Bonus if Tsundere yan is a bridezilla 👰‍♂ 🤵‍♀️
That is completely up to your imagination! Unless you want me to write a specific scenario for it.
I’m not the absolute god of the hananoseiikiverse yo, and there is no ‘canon’, so whatever you wish to happen can happen.
I’m gonna assume you want me to write a scenario for this tho and you just worded it weirdly so have this short lil headcannon of mine
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Amir comes from a vv affluent family. It’s safe to say that your wedding with him will be grandiose. His family is huge too, so expect a ton of guests.
You know that wedding tradition where the bride has their groom’s name written on their skin with henna and the groom has to find it or it’ll be a bad omen or something.
Yeah he insisted he put it on regardless of your gender.
Why? Cause he trusts you. He wants to show you he trusts you. A wedding is a wedding, no matter how extravagant it is. A marriage can easily be broken or dissolved. But showing how he feels about you in that sort of vulnerable manner means much more to him.
That being said you two ended up being so tired that right after you found your name you two went to sleep immediately, bodies entangled.
So yeah no seggsy times. That said, he makes up for it by giving you head the next morning till his jaw ached.
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hana-no-seiiki · 10 months
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TSUN! YAN PRETTY BOY (FRIEND): [Y/N] has not replied to my messages for an hour now.
TSUN! YAN: I am fine.
TSUN! YAN: Totally fine.
TSUN! YAN: *random muscles start rapidly twitching*
TSUN! YAN: *proceeds to bomb you with apologies, practically begging you not to break up with him.*
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hana-no-seiiki · 7 months
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Imagine Amir with a creep!reader. He would call reader creepy and weird as if the picture on his phone isn't worse than theirs
for the uninitiated Amir is Yan! Tsun OC’s name.
tw/cw: yandere & sexual themes.
Amir with creep reader is just utter chaos cause tbh that would be his best match aside from flirtatious! reader. He needs someone who’s forward with their feelings and maybe even a tad unknowledgeable on boundaries and whatnot.
He calls the reader a disgusting freak as if he hasn’t made several ppts discussing in detail about the way he wants you to mess his insides or his cock. As if he hadn’t learnt how to code and do web design solely for the purpose of making a compilation of recipes you might like when you totally eventually move in together.
As if he doesn’t regularly thinking of getting railed by you after he just killed a rival (atop their freshly killed corpse by the way)
At the same time, even though he hates to admit it, he admires how straightforward you could be with your perverse ways. Dude has faced so much trauma in his life that even though the whole universe knows how ‘in love’ he is, he’ll still say “Sike Am nOT” anyhow because he’s deathly afraid of being hurt (at least in that way)
But yeah the dude most likely has a whole ass lab dedicated to analyzing your piss and/or jizz while he simultaneously calls you a degenerate loser for letting him give you a handjob.
“Ew, you’re such a loser. Getting me to jack you off? Are you so incompetent that you can’t do it yourself?”
“Sir, your pants are literally so wet right now. I can just smell your arousal.”
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hana-no-seiiki · 7 months
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I’m watching kardashians new season (i guess i dont have enough drama in my life💀) and i was thinking…
What about yandere family x reader BUT they have same kind of reality tv show?
I just think it would be interesting to see how they would act/how fans would like y/n and the family🤷🏻‍♀️
And the family can be as big/small you want.
Ps.i really love your stories. Keep up the good work🫶🏻
You. You don’t know how much I’ve been having a brainrot over Yandere rich family / Yandere platonic kardashians (mostly as a young teen). How dare you send an ask like this when I’ve moved on? How dare you-
But yeah this is a great idea OMFG WHAT IF YANBOYLOSER (AND BY EXTENSION AMIR) (YANTSUN FOR NEW READERS) IS FROM THE FAMILY-
TW/CW: Yandere and Toxic Family themes. Abuse/Neglect. My capitalisation Is EverywheRe. Horny Siblings. Stepcest(?) Adoptedcest(?) Pseudocest(?) transphobia (not from characters but from society)
The Qasem Clan was notorious to say the least. They used to be known for churning out talents, changers of society and the industries they so choose to venture into. Now they were just a bunch of hopeless, talentless folks with too much money in their hands.
All of them except you.
Granted, you’re an adopted child. The matriarch of the family thought you to be ‘too cute to be in an orphanage’ and stole you away during one of her various charity events she’d attend for the sake of face and bragging rights.
The paternal grandparents didn’t like you too much at the beginning. After realizing that they spoiled their children and grandchildren too much too late, they have grown to be tired and soulless creatures. Often throwing you to lessons because they were much to apathetic to bother with a child that wasn’t of their own blood. It was only when you excelled in literally every single class that they suddenly started pouring love and attention all over you. However the Yandere (and I mean the unhealthy part of it), comes when you realize that all this newfound attention will crumble the moment you fail — not to mention how creepy it is when they started to erase whatever made you look different from the family. The only people stopping them being the yan! matriarch who didn’t want them messing with the reason she adopted you in the first place.
but yeah because of them you’re known as the “qasem’s saving grace” and many people worship the group you walk on. it’s great and all. expectations of being completely perfect aside.
yan! siblings range from being horny to being absolute degenerates towards you. the eldest loves to grope you all over and absolutely despises it when your attention is not on them. but whenever it is, they’ll be off fucking some random stranger in front of you just to make you jealous. they’re completely in it for the chase, and get turned off when you show even the slightest hint of reciprocation. they’d be rich from the amount of sex tapes they have alone. though platonically speaking they’re pretty great actually. a lot of fans made compilations titled “[y/n] and [eldest name] being normal siblings for once” or [eldest name] being [y/n] biggest fan” for when you they show genuine love and interest in what you do.
middle child aka boyloser supreme here is the current heir to the qasem riches. why? because he’s a masochist- okay not really because of just that- he’s a hardworker despite his title and often gets high grades but because that wasn’t really extraordinary in the clan he never got attention for it. what he did get attention for was being depressed and being ‘not presentable’ or ‘filthy’. even then he’s still pretty smart and hasn’t impregnated half the town like the eldest so he’s been entrusted with the riches (also he can’t exactly impregnate since his cock is non existent… yes he has a bussy)
reality tv show wise he was kind of forgotten and/or only known for being somewhat smart until he transitioned and society being society made that a controversy and his only personality trait. until people realized that he’s just so much hotter all of a sudden as a boy? gender euphoria does things to people. a lot of edits between you and him feature the man staring at you from afar. or hiding his arousal that he gets from your existence.
there are many more siblings and other fam members in mind (particularly screeching over the maternal grandparents, I’ll add them if I get more asks to this) but i need to go sleep soon so we’re skipping to youngest child.
you know him, you love him.
it’s yan! tsun!. yeah the boy is spoiled to the max. he somehow spends a million bucks per week (probably on Taylor Swift merch). he swears he doesn’t want to fuck you but he already has a million sex toys modeled after your pp or pps if you’re intersex, whatever it is. the only reason he hasn’t commissioned an accurate wax doll of you is cause he’s afraid it’ll suddenly fall out of the corner of his walk in closet through all those designer clothes and into the eyes of the camera men (he doesn’t care much about his fans/the viewers cause they’re faceless as far as he knows). like eldest he has his wholesome moments when tells you not to worry too much about the show or how you present. though it’s mostly off camera, a lot of fans see how close you are. he also shows his support subtlely when it comes to scandals, like boyloser’s for example wherein he started wearing “feminine” clothes and slaying in them just to slam on those people with paper thin, fragile as glass masculinity.
…but yeah there’s a clip that went viral of him sniffing your clothes.
(will definitely add the women of the family one day….) (most likely if I get another request for this or if this goes big yuh)
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hana-no-seiiki · 10 months
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again, totally not projecting here but tsun yan would learn his darlings favourite song on guitar and when he plays it when they just happen to be around
tsun yan: *is playing their guitar*
flirty reader: is that my favourite song? did you learn it just for me~? aww, how sweet!
tsun yan: what no fuck off i just like it (lying)
YES.
Tsun! Yan just happens to know Reader’s every interest and has detailed research papers on each topic. It’s not cause he likes you or anything!! He just has strict Asian parents that forced him to learn that kind of stuff! You’re so conceited to think otherwise.
He also takes good care of himself just for you. Studies all of your favorite stuff on men (and/or women) (a lil crossdressing wont hurt) so he could spend a years worth of his allowance on it. If there was a PhD in [Y/N]ology he’d be a god at it.
Also it’s actually funny how much your relationship with him progressed. He started off being the flirtatious slut who love bombed you at every turn, but now ends up yelling at your ass when you so much as stare at him in a certain way. Character development?
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