#hitting crotch

[diapersouldylan]

Couldn’t pee, so I hit my light bladed diapered crotch some more and had 9 gulps of egg nog liquor to loosen up. Punk in diapers!

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#diapersouldylan #punk #punk in diapers #diapered punk #urophobia #shy bladder #hitting crotch #damaged person

[doopn00p]

Makoto sucks at aiming

#danganronpa trigger happy havoc #danganronpa #thh #dr1 #makoto naegi #aoi asahina #leon kuwata #thought the question mark hitting the characters was funny #inspired by watching a walkthrough where the player hits the question mark right at hiros crotch #makoto was the first victim dont ask why

[downtherabbitholewithlucy]

The corset walked, so the corset-chaps could RUN.

#man knows a thing or two about shapewear #he's like bitches (affectionately) loved my synched waist so much that I had to hit 'em with a 2.0 version #it's kinda cool that he also took this look from long black-dyed hair to a long white wig #the body paint - light up mask - and red crotch are just added bonuses #Wes Borland #Limp Bizkit #nu metal #Black Light Burns #Wild for Wesley on Wes Borland Wednesday #down the rabbit hole

[gin-juice-tonic]

#-thats how i got the nickname 'the meat grinder' #i did draw joe getting hit in the crotch before being like 'actually we dont need this image' #Pbbth

[talentforlying]

giving constantine steel-toed solovairs is the funniest decision i've ever made bc i've forgotten how many times in the comics his winning method is just to kick someone straight in the balls.

#( ooc. ) OUT OF CIGS. #headbutts and crotch kicks: the constantine method #he's shit at fighting so if he Has to be in one he goes for the one hit stun wherever possible #anyway it occurs to me that i talk about canon so much that i've all but forgotten how many little details i've given him myself #i should make a masterlist of all the stuff i've tweaked and changed over the years #also i should actually write up all the changes i've made to azzarello's stories bc fuuuuuuck that guy #i am endlessly rotating constantine in my mind like a rotisserie chicken & i forget to write half of it down most of the time #sched.

[ropasart]

Woke up in the middle of the night to watch gorillaz’s new mv and now I can go back to sleep so happily

If I can ever get back to sleep I mean...

Made some gif of muds appearances cos I’m addicted to him

#gorillaz #gorillaz spoilers #silent running #silent running spoilers #murdoc’s crotch got hit again and it's like the 600th time in their official mv lmao #anyway everyone’s looking so ffkin pretty... new models are so good #that coward criminal 😭😭😭 so cute waaaaa waaa #Youtube

[onemorestrangeronthestreet]

To add a point to the "crutchie is an asshole and will beat you up" thing thats been going on:

He has been using a crutch for who knows how long. Do yall know how much upper body strength that kid probably has? If he wanted to give someone a black eye (and maybe a broken nose) he would probably be more than capable of doing that

I feel like people underestimate him because of his limp/crutch and don't know what kind of a bloodbath they're getting themselves into should they pick a fight with him

He will also undeniably win every arm wrestle match the boys hold

#He's also probably not completely dependant on his crutch all of the time #so you will be getting punched in the face by his knuckles and hit in the crotch by his crutch :)♡ #crutchie is a menace #and i will always defend that #let the boy be an asshole #crutchie morris #newsies #uksies

[fakeasmr]

there's a girl doing crossfit outside... these are the most unsafe ass looking exercises I've ever seen

#she's swinging a kettle bell from above her head to between her legs one handed #this cannot be safe #this is the exercise of hurting your arm/hitting yourself in the crotch by accident #she is also doing this on concrete which isn't as bad but i don't think it improves things

[dunderbread]

anyways maybe other rockstars had more sex based purely on numbers but no man deserves the slut label like Dave Davies. dead serious on this one.

#the kinks #dave davies #did your fave father two children by accident before he hit his 20s #did your fave wear heeled red boots that went up to his crotch #he seems like the kinda guy who would have broken window locks to get some pussy #I rest my case #ask to tag

[dark-elf-writes]

Do you think Best Jeanist wears jean boxers?

….Joxers or Jriefs?

#the elf talks #mha #bnha #he’s the one that demon lingerie is for #and you know what I’d still let him hit #just…. without the denim on the crotch #shut would chafe so bad

[verg-of-tears]

the worst screenshot i have ever taken in my life , i m so sorry vergil (no more siblings for nero😢)

#secret m19 mechanic if you hit him in the crotch he loses 90% of his health instantly #devil may cry #dmc #devil may cry 5 #dmc5 #misc tag

[narke]

was super obvious about my crush today but i did get a sweet failed hip bump sweep to successful scissor sweep to failed cross collar choke to failed arm triangle to failed s mount armbar to mounted triangle to roll to traditional triangle finish

#ok so its like a super long convoluted story to basically say i was kind of weird and blushy but probably ultimately not that noticeably so #but we were doing hip bump sweep setup drills and there were odd numbers so he went with me and anyways halfway through the ‘this is kind of #like missionary and our crotches are kind of thrusting together’ thoughts hit and i got kind of blushy and distracted and quietly went to jo #in a training partnership and left him to coach #but he bantered with me about dua lipas levitating so probably not noticeably weirder than i usually am woth him #he did do a kind of sing songy? flirty? (lying to myself) ‘thanks [name]~’ at the end of class so who knows #JOIN. NOT JO. jesus christ #well in other news someone complimented my guard recovery skills hehe

[robitherat]

for drawing requests, how about your favorite marble hornets character in your own favorite outfit?

its my pup the band shirt from pup the band and my stitch pants :^)

#theyre my fav pants but i need to fix the pockets DESPERATELY #they are so wide nd my phone always hits me in the crotch when i walk :^( #n e ways #tim wright #marble hornets #mh tim #mh tim wright #robi answers #robi does art #art reqs

[dark-muse-iris]

I don't have the energy for fanwar shit, especially when the songs aren't even good--or worse, not good anymore. 🤷‍♀️

#twt fans can see a blade of grass twitch and think it's about a song hitting the charts #like the drama won't even make sense #and that's why i keep coming back to tumblr #where i can look at sweaty crotch gifs #it's pure wholesome filth that doesn't assume anything about me #and so much of fandom has lost that #why can we just talk about the last k-pop song we came to? 😭😭😭 #cursed night thoughts #iris rambles #narcolepsy & adhd just making me unfiltered of late

[evilyurifan]

i hate when you have shit that you cant like relatably vent post about or talk to anyone about. like my family’s day to day life is just fucking Weird enough that i can only tell people about it when i turn it into jokes.

#im going to fucking explode but its just teehee normal life #like. i know that she doesn’t understand what shes doing but it makes me want to scream watching my cognitively disabled sister routinely #assault my parents like the physical assault is baseline she knows what she’s doing there. she’s malicious and she likes to hurt people. but #she sees grabbing someones breasts or trying to grab their crotch as an extension of that and when you try to tell her to fucking stop it #it just makes her mad and she redoubles on the physical assault #like today she’s been really into ‘esk*mo kisses’ so shes just grabbing my moms face and forcing her own face into it #and my mom cant fucking do anything about it because if she gets mad or even expresses any annoyance at this #my sister will quite literally beat the shit out of her #so im just trying to fucking heat up frozen appetizers for dinner while ignoring her coming up behind my mom and groping her. and like #i cant hold it in i get mad it’s literally bursting out of me to tell her to fucking stop it #but I literally live in the stress dream reality in which expressing anything against her whims makes her angry and the consequences of that #are fucking painful. so we just have to keep her happy and fucking acquiesce to this shit #i feel like ive spent 20 years in a fucking dystopia. my mom is now going to have to try to gracefully ask for her permission to watch tv #lest she come down and start hitting her and screaming at us to not watch it #anyway. sorry i just need to put this somewhere cause literally no one outside my nuclear family even knows about this shit #lime.txt

[koboldgirlvampirism]

not to be a casual but vordt phase 2 sucks without a shield

#mindless yapping #like i swear his mace hitbox just gets massively bigger. you can't just hug their crotch and not get hit like in phase 1.