#his uncle did apparently

[jjfuaiz]

“tee is a victim too,” i say into the mic. the crowd boos. i begin to walk off in shame when a voice commands the silence of the room.

“he’s right,” they say. i look for the owner of the the voice. there in the 5th row stands: sammon herself.

#i love tee #he didnt choose the money laundering life #and it didnt choose him #his uncle did apparently #dead friend forever #dff the series

[spacedace]

Dp x dc idea:

Danny & Co joining the Justice League and everything...but it's that wonderful DC AU where Bruce died in Ethiopia instead of Jason and Tim decided to be Dad (TM) of Jason's Robin and runs around as kid Batman for awhile (eventually becoming full legit Batman).

Danny & Co joining up after all of that, they have only known Tim as Batman (and for fun let's make this Brian Dead where Danny & Tim are dating, or are dancing around each other, maybe Super Brain Dead because I love Kon being involved).

Anyway, Tim is Danny & the Pham's Batman...and then they ended up accidently in the normal DC universe and meet Bruce Wayne Batman and immediately are like "Press X For Doubt" about the whole thing

Danny, squinting suspiciously: who the fuck are you?

Bruce: I'm Batman

Danny: No the fuck you aren't

Elle: Yeah no way, I know Batman, Batman's a sleep deprived twink

Tim (as Red Robin) walks in

Danny: holy shit they fucking shrunk Red Robin

Tim: What??

Elle: Okay what the fuck, first Batman isn't a twink and now Red Robin is???

#dc x dp #dp x dc #dpxdc #danny phantom #batman #danny fenton #tim drake #dani phantom #danielle phantom #bruce wayne #jason became red robin in the universe they came from #Danny: wait who's red hood? #eventually everyone takes their masks off to sort stuff out and it's just #Danny: Wait Matches Malone is Batman in this world??? #Bruce: what #Danny: you're the guy that used to be a gotham goon right? in our world you found damian and brought him to us #Danny: and i guess everyone kinda just adopted you as their new uncle and you never left #bruce has to reboot over the fact that his AU self upon undying & being dunked in the lazerus pit #apparently decided tk hide his real identity like jason did but instead of a rampage he became the cool uncle #clark has to tackle him to keep him from trying to orchestrate something similar in their world

[titsthedamnseason]

we really got robbed of seeing charlie’s reaction to the outcome of the fizzle ceo competition ☹️

#i bet he would’ve been proud of luna as one of the only people to recognize her true strengths!!! they are such buddies #also relieved for himself. he can stay jobless just like his uncle ryke! #well i did discover in my reread of dlu that apparently part of his jet setting around the world is to volunteer with the red cross. #so i guess that’s nice? #i wonder if people in the addicted verse get mad about charlie’s carbon emissions the way people hate on taylor 💀 #i just know charlie’s carbon footprint is disastrous lmao #king ben prefers flying commercial though 🫡 #mine #like us series

[francy-sketches]

Props to grrm for being realistic and having many characters with the same name I guess but whenever I see a historical or background character with the same name as a more major one I just imagine the same guy but slightly recolored

#.txt #asoiaf #except for those super generic names like jon or jeyne #I mean there’s what at least 4 jons in the main books. and 2 of them are povs #new drawing challenge pick one name and draw every character who has it. pick jon if you want to suffer #there’s 9 joffreys holy shit #grrm really liked that name huh #I really hope they include those two in hotd #just so somebody can be like ‘my favorite character in the got universe is joffrey :)’ and confuse everyone #when asked to elaborate just say ‘oh you know the kid that died at 13 and got slapped by his uncle’ #did grrm do that on purpose #I think so lol #do you think they’ll have the balls to not change their names. or are they like dnd who thought people would confuse asha and osha #or maybe just not include them actually idk how important they are #haven’t read f&b just the wiki pages lol #ok im stupid i couldve just checked the cast list lol. the gay one is there apparently epic

[ssaalexblake]

there is a ten year old girl on bake off, she walks around with a huge bunny stuffed animal and has admitted to many bone fractures due to skateboarding. She was asked about her greatest phobia and casually says ‘it’s mainly the police. I just don’t like them’ and then added ‘and seagulls’, which is just as on point. 

#this kid is amazing #i am so glad i do not know her #sounds like she'd be a nightmare to be in charge of #but she is undoubtedly cool #but fyi she did a crocodile themed phobia tart bc apparently her uncle had his leg bitten by a crocodile in Malawi #where did they find this child

[daincrediblegg]

YOOOOO those eclipse pics are dope!!! i was only in the 50% coverage area but it was still cool! did you take a photography class?? those are sick af

Lmao out of ALL the classes I’ve taken in college, photography is the only one that I never was able to get into (it always filled or even went past cap before I went to sign up lmao)… but honestly I don’t think I need to at this point because I’ve been doing some light photography around town for years, and even my film production teacher last semester seemed very impressed by the photos I did for the visual photography practice that we had to do before we graduated to like… actually taking out a big expensive camera. I’ve always had a good eye I guess 😂

Case in point: some photos I took with this camera when I first got it

#and that would make sense bc my dad actually won a photography competition once #and my grandfather was actually a really good artist- I saw some of his old paintings that he did and they were gorgeous #my family is very visual medium oriented lmao 😂 #(except my uncle who did a lot of poetry apparently. so I guess that’s where I get the writing from) #egg’s photography #I’m actually considering selling these locally as postcards or something #maybe even prints

[mingos]

i've made the executive decision (as part of the larger pieces of writing i've been doing offline the last couple of weeks) that mjosgard is doflamingo & rosinante's cousin.

oda not giving him a canon age frustrates me to no end, because he looks just about as old as charlos (who is 25 somehow) but we see him in the fishman island flashbacks from 10 years ago and he looks the exact same, implying he was already a fully grown adult.

#‘ 007. ’ (headcanons) #i've also decided that his grandfather is the person who enabled his terroristic demon child behavior; #i get the whole moral of his story is that he was just “born evil” but they also try to make the argument that ddf is a product of his #environment which i don't really understand if his environment at home was as loving & kind as rosinante says it was #so if he was a 'product of his environment' then he clearly had a secondary influence so i'm thinking uncle + grandfather #plus child ddf implied that they *did* own slaves at some point if they were going to “buy some more” so if homing was apparently #against it then who in their home owned slaves?

[bugflies00]

just got hit with the urge to draw cbenchtrio in 2022

#crimeboys have always been dear to my heart but 2021 was All About benchtrio for me #and then that whole disaster of a plot point with cranboo dying out of nowhere & being stuck in limbo for longer than even cwilbur did #with no apparent end in sight and no reasoning no nothing #i havent moved on from 2021 i still want cbeeduo & michael to live happily in snowchester & hang out with ctommy every day #cbeeduo arguing and fixing their communication issues. cclingy finally talking abt shit. ctommy being the uncle he deserved to be to michael #im aware so much of their dynamic was created by the fandom and built off scraps from canon but i dont care they had so much potential #i want cranboo resurrection like the most cliché sickly sweet thing ever where he shows up like ‘Hi :D’ and ctubbo or ctommy hug tackles him #i want cranboo & cwilbur to have a follow up talk to the one they had in the burger van ab wil not being a bad person #i want cranboo & ctechno to have tea parties. i want cranboo to bake with cniki. i want crainduo to have a Real talk. #i want ctubbo to get better closure from ctechno. i want the syndicate to own up to what they did & start fixing things from there. #i want ctommy to set up a tailor shop. i want cpuffy expanding her office and adding flowers cniki brought her. #i want cbeeduo to cook in the mornings together. i want ctommy to sew a new coat for cwil and add little embroidery details to it. #maybe i just want them all to be happy. #maybe its less about cbenchtrio specifically and more about the slowly growing loneliness & hollowness of the server #fuck man i miss them all. i envy ctommy/ccrime solos bc while theyre my favourites forever and ever i still care abt the others #ccrime running away for a simple cottagecore life after all this would mean everythingto me- #—but if these other characters dont also get some kind of happy ending ill forever besad about it #alex.rambles.txt #c!benchtrio #mcyt

[mydetheturk]

i remembered rip hunter is booster gold's son in comics canon and i was like "well that could make post-oculus stuff Interesting" and also booster's supposed to be like, the person fixing the timeline. so. i don't know, i chucked canon in a blender, have rip calling booster "Dad" for six sentence sunday

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Gideon’s calm “Captain Hunter, Marshal Carter is on the bridge waiting for you,” had Rip on even more on edge than he already was; the Legends had blown up the Oculus, had stopped Vandal Savage, but he’d still lost Miranda and Jonas, and Snart had been lost with the Oculus. Rip wanted nothing to do with whatever Marshal Carter was doing on his the Waverider.

Storming into the Waverider’s bridge, Rip was stopped by the sight of Marshal Carter, in his stupid, six and a half foot tall glory, saying, “Before you bite my head off, Captain Hunter, you have a man that’s supposed to be dead and a delightful woman and little boy in your medical bay.”

“With all due respect, dad,” Rip said, eyes welling up with tears, “go fuck yourself.”

“Go see your wife, Mickey,” Rip’s dad said, a sad, sad expression on his face. “The timeline’s fixed, she’s safe, and we’ll have a good long talk about how we can get rid of the Time Bureau again later.”

#rip hunter #booster gold #legends of tomorrow #myde writes #look i haven't actually watched lot #ive just Absorbed Enough Information about it to get the gist #i dont know if i wanna write more of this or not #but now im thinking about baby rip calling booster's jli buddies his aunts and uncles #and booster ABSOLUTELY got the others in on rescuing miranda and jonas and pulled captain cold out of the oculus himself #booster 'fuck time cops' gold apparently #everyone on the waverider: WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE MAN WHO MIGHT HAVE FOUNDED THE TIME BUREAU IS YOUR DAD???? #mick specifically: -threatening to light rip on fire- #rip: DAD DID YOU HAVE TO GET EVERYONE INVOLVED???? #rip and booster's personal timelines are just. the most fucked up #lmao my tags are longer than this ficlet

[polyamorouspunk]

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#I already feel like I share too much of my brother’s personal life on here #talking about how hard it was for him to come out as polyam (or not really come out as polyam but tell her he’s in a triad #but that how once again he paved the way for me to be like oh I’ve been polyam and dating other people on and off for years #and then talking about the excitement of hearing that his partners bought him a camera for his birthday #hearing all of this from my mom btw because my brother and I don’t talk much #but apparently his boyfriend broke up with him but didn’t want to break up with his fiancé #and how then his fiancé was still seeing that guy and trying to take my brother’s fiancé away from him #and how my brother’s ex-bf/his fiancé’s boyfriend wasn’t speaking to my brother #and then he and his fiancé stopped speaking for a while even though they live together #and then my mom said that finally their boyfriend was like ‘oh well I want to be with [my brother’s fiance] and live together #so my brother had to be like ‘well either he can move in here and I’ll find someplace else to live or something’ #and I mean thankfully my brother-in-law finally had some sense and was like oh okay this is an issue and I need to cut him out of our lives- #-so our relationship can survive and did #but I’m like 🔪🔪🔪 ready to fucking murder #I’m so mad that my brother got into a polyamorous relationship that went so terribly and almost made him loose my brother-in-law #and I’m mad at my brother-in-law for keeping it going for as long as it did #and I’m ready to kill their fucking ex boyfriend #and I hope that my ‘I’ll take them out back and bury them in the backyard’ uncle does just that #I’m mad that my brother is 32 and lives in a shitty abusive household #I’m mad that his life is shit #I’m ready to go Wednesday Adams for him #like you fuck with my brother? I’ll fucking kill you #we aren’t even that close but like he helped raise me #the least I can do is torture and murder for him

[katanathegaydemon]

I have to have silence to read but I have to have noise to read but it can’t be like music with words noise even if the words are in a language I don’t know because I’ll end up distracted trying to sing/mouth along or pinpoint the words I recognize or figure out the story of it instead of reading the thing I was meant to be reading and I can’t use white noise because most white noise makes me feel kinda sleepy but if it’s like specific white noise in a specific mood sometimes it helps and sometimes just the sound of my ac is enough to keep me focused but sometimes it’s so distracting but oh sometimes I really want to be watching a video or movie or show while I’m reading because I desperately need the dopamine from all the things but I can’t read with the sound I focus too much on trying to understand everything said and all the different noises or music and sometimes I want to be watching something and listening to music and reading and playing games all at once and I need to be doing all of them or I’m understimulated but I can’t be doing all of them because that’s way too overstimulating and I can’t stand it and sometimes I need to be in a call with my friends to be able to do things but I can’t be in a call with my friends I get too distracted trying to process everything they’re saying and doing

#H e l p #I think this is ADHD #it'd make sense #apparently ADD runs in my family #And my one great-aunt thinks she has it(Doesn't have a diagnosis but she's pretty sure and she's managed for 50+ years so she doesn't- #really want one or think she needs it) #and then my grandma has an ADHD diagnosis #And my mother seems like she might have it but no one's really sure whether it's ADHD or bipolar #And then my aunt may have it but it's the same situation for her as with my mother #then my dad probably has it but he doesn't really care enough to find out he is diagnosed dyslexic tho #then my great-uncle also probably has it but I'm not around him enough to know he just seems to have that hyper drive that I know I have #then also my great grandmother may have it but I don't know at all because she's old and a lot of her habits are weird because of that #Autism is also something shared by a lot of my family(And dyslexia and stuff but yk) #my older brother has a diagnosis of it #my one younger sibling scored a 220 on the raads-r test #I scored a 180 on it and have been going on and off in thinking I'm autistic since the age of ~9 #also my dad may be autistic I tried getting him to take the raads-r test just to see but he's dyslexic so reading isn't one of his favorites #oh and my baby brother acts very similarly to how I did when I was younger which could be both autism and adhd but he's very young who knows #and considering my siblings and I are all absolutely autistic I can't imagine it's the fault of our fathers as we have three different dads #unless somehow my mother is just an autism magnet of course #but it'd seem much more likely that she's autistic than just her boyfriends/husbands have been #Which to be fair I have met my older brother's dad and he is very evidently autistic #And I have a hypothesis that my baby brother's dad may be neurodiverse in some way due to how he experiences anger #Not sure about him though #He's kind of a mystery to me even though I lived with him for half a year #Oh there's also dyspraxia that both my father and I seem to have in common #Not diagnosed but it's the type of disability you can usually self-diagnose with given the way it works #There's generally a lot of neurodivergence in my family

[paragonrobits]

some important calvin and hobbes facts in case you haven't read the original comic strip in a long time or only absorbed stuff on it from memes and out of context bits on here:

Calvin's last name has never been given, and neither has any of his parent's names. This was actually why his uncle Max only showed up for a brief storyline; the creator of the comic, Bill Watterson, ultimately felt that while it was fine to have him as someone for his parents to talk to, it felt far too awkward to never have Max refer to them by name and he never made a return appearance.

The general tone of the comic is fairly light-hearted, with a big emphasis on goofy slapstick comedy contrasted by clever wordplay and often surprising adult-centered jokes that'll hit you like a slap. A big part of the comedy is, as Watterson put it (paraphrased) "It's really funny to me when people express deeply stupid ideas with really fancy terminology." One notable example you might have seen is that one bit where Calvin asks his mom for money to buy a Satan-worshiping rock album and his mom replies that there's nothing genuine about them and they're just putting on the attitude for shock value, and comisserates with Calvin as he deplores that mainstream nihilism can't be trusted. He concludes that childhood is disillusioning.

There is a LOT of criticism of the extreme materialism and selfish mentality of the late 80s, when the comic was initially written. This may go a long way to explain how its aged so well; much of what it criticizes resonates well with people today.

Bill Watterson views comic strips a legitimate form of artwork, and repeatedly fought to have more space to draw more beautiful and artistic backgrounds, which was a very hard fight and unpopular even with other comic strip artists. He eventually did win some compromises and a lot of Calvin And Hobbes' artwork shows it, with the use of space to indicate time as well as a sharp contrast between the often plain environments of mundane life contrasted by the wildly beautiful imagery of Calvin's imagination (which often sports realistic depictions in an art shift of sorts).

Hobbes is explicitly not an imaginary friend, by word of Watterson himself. We don't know WHAT he is exactly, and Hobbes is apparently unaware of the strange nature of his reality; people look at him and only see an ordinary stuffed tiger plushie, but he has a tangible effect on the world that would be physically impossible for Calvin to do on his own. He's apparently been around for a while, and was apparently around when Calvin was a young baby.

On that note; Hobbes has implicitly killed (notably treated as both a gag and also with the vibe of 'he's a tiger, duh') and while he doesn't do it again on-screen, he doesn't have any moral issues about it. Calvin claims that he's never had trouble bringing Hobbes to school because the last time he did, Hobbes killed and ate a bully named Tommy Chestnut and simply comments that it was gross and he needed a bath. Calvin's tried to repeat this again, but Hobbes was grossed out at the thought having to eat a kid raw and not being allowed to use an oven first, or complaining that children are too fattening.

Hobbes became gradually less human-like in body language and more like an actual cat in both body language and behavior; this was due to Watterson drawing more inspiration from his cat, who also inspired a lot of Hobbes' running gags, such as pouncing on Calvin when he got home. Several years into the syndication of the strip, Watterson's cat passed away, and he did a tribute to her with a comic strip of the two of them agreeing to try to dream together so they can keep playing when they have to sleep; Watterson's commentary (if I recall right), remarks on his cat: "We can see each other again in dreams."

#calvin and hobbes #queued

[malevolencc]

. extended from my last post aksjd

#wait actually i gotta add to that #one of my uncle has 7 kids (one is an adult and the rest are under 12) (some are children through marriage) #they were there for funeral and the internment which honestly made the whole thing feel like bittersweet #i have cousin who runs a tourist housing business in taiwan and lives in china who came out too #some extended family who live in minnesota also came out for the first time in 20 years #pretty sure another one of my uncles is ocd (self described) and was VERY adamant about white roses #also his glasses fully broke right before he had to give his eulogy which im sure was nightmare for him #but he did great anyway! #and my mom stole a toy dinosaur from the church that the kids had been playing with 💀 #also the minister was really sweet and funny and adapted so well to us akdjd #also apparently his mom is in the hospital rn and his car is in the shop and im really worried about this guys mom now #hope shes okay #anyway. i have such an odd family and they all live so fsr away so #its nice to see them again #mal talks #death cw

[loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooob]

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#i did a . post the other day that my paternal grandma is on her deathbed #my uncle visited her last week and he tried to commit suicide a couple days ago #my dad rushed him to the hospital #he overdosed. they have him on a ventilator #they're monitoring brain activity #grandma is still not eating/drinking and just. apparently yells gibberish a lot. that must be so scary for her. #dad is reportedly Not Doing Great but i haven't talked to him for a couple years #his wife is guilting him about not visiting a mother that doesn't recognize him and then talking about buying something #i'm just kinda #having a time #suicide #<- by itself in case tumblr doesn't tag the word suicide up there

[badolmen]

Task successful (failed)

#ra speaks #personal #le sighhhhh #talked to my mom today abt what’s happening in Palestine and she seemed on board and agreeing like hey maybe she can be normal abt this #and then she sends me a like about Ben shapiro’s pro-Israeli aid group like …. #girl you did not understand the assignment when I said I wanted to look into ways to directly help Palestinians #*head in hands* apparently my uncle sent it which is in character for him but. anyways. back to feeling isolated from my whole family onthis #google search ‘how can I explain to my mom that I don’t care about the hamas attack I care about the israeli genocidal response’ #solution: baiting my mom into reading decolonize Palestine articles while I watch shapiro’s video and make a note everytime he uses #a propaganda framing device/straight up lies #also give me strength shapiro’s voice drives me fucking bonkers I just. do not like his vibes.

[ennobaka]

Hearing about rich people is actually my villain origin story

#one of my (kinda distant) uncle is like. a retired politician/government official #and now he owns at least 3 apartments in this fuckass expensive city that we live in #and like. government officials' salaries are nothing but they're rich bc of bribery and probably embezzlement #and my mother loves loves loves to tell my brother to come brown-nosing around him hoping for crumbs #even though the dude made clear that he wouldn't do that bc my brother apparently didn't do it enough or to his liking #(weirdly enough she never told me to do that more than once after i flat out rejected. and also i do not talk to her) #anyway my brother took his family to visit him last night. he did call ahead but he did it last week #and the uncle and his wife weren't home. only his daughter in law and grandson were home #he and his wife and his son were in another apartment in the city #and my sister in law was lamenting today about how my brother wasn't specific enough about the time that they would go visit #and like. okay sure social skills or whatever but at this point i'm just like. man just stop going #why do you care about that dude anyway #side note this guy is my mother's cousin and I don't even know how close they are but #mother this guy sucks stop making us suck up to him jfc #anyway idk how this went from ranting about politics to ranting about family politics but #*sighs* #i need to get out of this country for real pls don't let me fail the vibe check