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Its the end of the year! Which means its time to post the

Tags That Made Me Smile 2022

The following are a collective list of tags, author notes, and fic names that i saw on ao3 and tumblr that made me either laugh or smile. Ive separated them by fandom but a good amount arent actually fandom specific. Ive added the character names or fandom at the end like {name} to clarify who the tag is talking about

[2021's list]

Author Specific / Non-Specific

i saw canon; acknowledged it; And promply burned it in a dirty trash can thanks; Have this instead

Give me pain I need to feel something

this is self projection thank you coming to my ted talk

Whats that?? Overused tropes that everyone has seen before????? Pfffffffft. This fic is literally just a big mess of "how can I cater to myself and myself only"

you ever just look at your life and wonder how you got here; bc that's what this fic is for me

Don't underestimate me I DO NOT know how long this fan-fic will be

can you tell my target audience is myself

this is content specifically catered to me and no one else

these characters are my landlords and i pay them rent

P O L Y A M O R Y   I S   M Y   P O L Y J A M O R Y

cheek kiss warning

kidnapping isn’t sexy don’t do it

i've never read the archie comics but that's not gonna stop me {archie sonic}

not me writing a whole fic for a ship only i care about; that like maybe two other people ship; rowing this boat is hard but someone has to do it {scourge x fleetway sonic}

ankles don't heal this fast but fuck it i do what i want

no beta we die like men; or rather we drown like the sad shipper with a pool noodle we are

I'm afraid of the Danimals mascot and you should be too

if you're getting flood warnings, don't worry. It's just MY TEARS!

me at every character: anxiety be upon ye

Me (Grabs canon and runs a marathon with it)

Quote: Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created (Spy Kids) {tmnt crossover}

Alternate Universe - Monty Python and the Holy Grail

contains dangerous amount of bed based snuggling

(kind of its a very short very homosexual fight scene); and then they kiss.

Hostage situation takes a romantic turn???? Not clickbait????

enemies to frenemies

Improper Use of Pool Noodles

stone cold stoicism meeting determined stupidity

Star Wars

Kanan Jarrus: The Daddening

platonic love is what healed his lonely existence {din djarin}

when in doubt: road trip with the besties {din, boba, fennec}

Soul Eater

found family at its finest {kid, liz, patty}

The Witcher

wife (platonic) {yennskier}

at first I was like haha geralt and Istredd should kiss as a joke…. but bro I don’t think it’s a joke anymore….

Sonic the Hedgehog

Movie!Super Sonic is made out of LOVE no one touch me

Sonics gay awakening I guess

sonic movie 2 made me make an ao3 account lol

Sonic was made to love people

Two Bros Chillin’ in an ER Five Feet Apart ‘cause they’re not gay {sonic x shadow}

the most dangerous thing is to love {shadow}

Trapped in a small box with just enough room to face some feelings {sonic x shadow}

the R in rivalry stand for romance {sonic x shadow}

The L in Rivalry Stands For 'Love' {sonic x shadow}

A Largely Platonic Cave

i love boom!shadow so naturally i made him even more insufferable

Sad-ow

Wachowskis holdin it down in the bg; Absolute champs

I love how Shadow is just so mindbogglingly utterly done with reality

Knuckles is a guardian of all things great and small

“Would you kiss a worm?" “If he was cute as fuck? Yeah.” {wade x stone}

"What is this made of, bendable titanium?!" "INCORRECT. IT IS MADE OF THE FRUSTRATIONS OF MOTHERS EVERYWHERE." {team dark}

featuring a scourge that trips far too much because it's my fic and I said so {scourge x fleetway sonic}

no thoughts just soft hedgehog moments

listen if im going to die at the hands of injured lancelot shit i might as well take advantage of it

Everyone has a crush on Lancelot and I'll die on this hill

fairy Lancelot Fairy Lancelot FAIRY LANCELOT!!!

TMNT

Slow Burn; mostly on april's end of things; casey and donnie are basically on fire right off the bat {tmnt 2012}

Rise!Donnie and 2012!Casey be out there committing arson together for their first date >.>

Please enjoy Casey, the fool, realizing his feelings for Donnie, another fool {tmnt 2012}

Draxum and Splinter are the turtles' dads (it's a reluctant partnership)

just two absolute powerhouses holding each other gently {raph x mona}

“There’s nothing wrong with the way you love, Dee. Goodnight.” {rottmnt}

Wondering what to do when the apocalypse happens? Easy: fly across the country and get Vegas-married. That's definetley an appropriate reaction that won't involve your complicated feelings towards your roommate at all {hypno x warren}

Look rise are weapons of war 12 were accidents and I play with that HARD in this fic

"GET IN THE TURTLE TANK BITCHES WE GOING TO FAMILY THERAPY" {rottmnt}

Donatello is now Dad-Atello {rottmnt}

The other [Casey] is out on a beach in Tahiti; It's what he deserves after surviving the Krang {rottmnt}

Leo is now actively being hunted for sport; (the only sport Donnie is good at) {rottmnt}

These turtles can fit so much trauma

2018 Karai lives because fuck Nick; Casey x Donnie x April are a healthy ship and also fuck nick again

I cant be the only one pissed by Leo's and Karais 'love interest plot'; Leonardo's weird feelings were simply gender envy...Yes that is canon now {tmnt 2012}

What happens when two "dudes" call each other 'girlfriend'; Transgender activities, that's what! {tmnt 2012}

splinter is twice divorced and never married {rottmnt}

Papatello / Dadatello {rottmnt}

draxum's gone from dadxum to grand-dadxum good for him

HOLY FUCKING SHIT YES YES YES YES; GRANDPA BARRY COMING IN CLUTCH

draxum just be like gramps still got it; and by 'it' i mean a complete lack of forethought for care when creating random children

Puts the Bi in Bitchless {rottmnt leo}

its because ninja turtles

feral mamatello {rottmnt}

Marvel

it's the anguish, the self flagellation, the audacity to love the man who annihilate ur nation and killed ur mother; your m o t h e r {black panther}

#hinacu #i cant believe my fav one is from TLG 🤣 #star wars rebels #the mandalorian #soul eater #the witcher #sonic the hedgehog #sonic boom #sonic movie #tmnt #tmnt 2012 #rottmnt #black panther #can u tell i'll read just about anything? #expected some things to have really funny tags and they never made the list

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Writing idea and au archive master-masterpost lets go

Check mark = fully updated

🦇 DC - #hinacu dc ✅

👿 Demon Slayer - #hinacu kny ✅

👑 Disney Princess - #hinacu dp ✅

👻 DP x DC - #hinacu xover #dp x dc ✅

🧙JJK - #hinacu jjk ✅

🐼 Kung Fu Panda (retired fandom) - #hinacu kfp

🦁 Lion King / Lion Guard - #hinacu tlg ✅

🐦‍⬛ Maleficent (retired fandom)

🕷️ Marvel - #hinacu mcu

🦋 Merlin (retired fandom) - #hinacu merlin

🦸 MHA - #hinacu mha ✅

🐞 Miraculous Ladybug (retired fandom) - #hinacu ml

🏴‍☠️ One Piece

🌊 Percy Jackson Universe (retired fandom) - #hinacu pjo / #hinacu tkc / #hinacu mcga / hinacu toa

⚙️ Power Rangers (retired fandom) - #hinacu pr

⚔️ RWBY - #hinacu rwby

✨ She-ra: POP (retired fandom) - #hinacu spop

🦔 Sonic the Hedgehog - #hinacu sonic

🔥 Soul Eater (retired fandom) - #hinacu soul eater

🪐 Star Trek - #hinacu st

⭐️ Star Wars - #hinacu sw / #hinacu swr

🧝‍♀️ The Hobbit/LOTR

🐢 TMNT - #hinacu tmnt

🚀 Voltron (retired fandom)

🗡️ Witcher (retired fandom) - #hinacu witcher

⛸️ Yuri on Ice (retired fandom)

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Crossovers - #hinacu xover ✅

RotTMNT x SM:ITSV - Shellshocked as Fairytale Princesses (ongoing project)

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Miscellaneous

Secret Tunnel Series (ongoing misc. project)

#tag masterlist #masterlist #master post #masterpost #writing ideas

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I live for Yennefer and Jaskier May Be Married But Geralt (and Ciri) Don't Know How To Ask Them About It

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #yennskier #yenskier #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #geralt #ciri #hinacu meme

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Ciri's life in modern aus (and canon) is wild like her parents died when she was little so she was raised by her grandma but when her grandma dies her godfather who she's never met gets custody of her and she has to leave her home to move in with him and then because he gets custody of her his ex-wife comes back into the picture because the godfather needs the ex-wife's help with raising Ciri. Also now she has a lot of scary quasi-uncles and a quasi-grandpa who she sees occasionally. And then theres the godfather's ex-best friend who's a musician and the complete opposite of everyone in her godfather's family and somehow the ex-wife won him in the divorce

#if it wasnt so full of death itd be a sitcom #hinacu witcher #the witcher #ciri #princess cirilla #geralt #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #queen calanthe

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Throwing this idea out there to anyone who wants to use it:

So i have this headcanon that some of Jaskier's nieces live with him at Lettenhove for a least part of the year. And we know Ciri is leaving Kaer Morhen soon. So basically the idea is sometime after the group leaves the mountains Geralt has to leave Ciri for some reason, so Jaskier takes her to Lettenhove with him and passes her off as one of his nieces or a friend of a niece whos come to visit.

This might include...

Ciri actually being around girls her age. Like the whole episode with Triss shows how much Ciri really needs that

Jaskier as a beloved uncle

Everyone pulling together to help Ciri blend in: each of the girls giving Ciri one of their own dresses (they apologize that its lesser quality than she probably wore as a princess but Ciri has been living in scrapped cloth she sewed together that she found in a witcher keep for the last few months. She nearly cries at being able to wear nice clothes again) that they end up having to alter for her (she's short and Jaskier's family is tall) and a pair of pants for her to continue practicing in (also good quality), a failed attempt at hair dying (orange), having someone "train" with her so its not as notable to the staff not in on it/outsiders, etc

Ciri sharing a room and a bed and becoming overwhelmed

Ciri worrying that bad things will now happen to these people because they were kind to her

Jaskier's sister (nieces' mom) and older women servants making sure Ciri is comfortable and genuinely feels like one of the nieces

Some law official visits and Ciri sees how tough Jaskier, his sister, and his oldest niece are (ie. passive aggressive and snarky) and how devoted they are to this act

Group-ish activities (riding, hair styling, gossiping over breakfast, a intense game night)

If Yennefer is here i dont know what she's doing but she's either loving it or hating it

If Geralt meets back up with them while they're still at Lettenhove he's surprised by how happy Ciri is, how much lighter she seems to feel (he knows it temporary but the fact she's smiling means so much to him)

Ciri having trouble breaking the habit of calling Jaskier "Uncle Jaskier"/"Uncle Julian"/whatever name you want to have the girls call him

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #ciri #cirilla of cintra #cirilla fiona elen riannon #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #viscount de lettenhove #geraskefer #geraskier #yenskier #yennskier #tagging ships for the great ideas i can see happening in the aftermath of this #like geralt getting all warm seeing jaskier and ciri acting like a family now

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"Yennefer won Jaskier in the divorce" will never not be funny to me

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #julian alfred pankratz #geralt messed up so bad his bff sided with his (second) worse enemy: geralts wife #😂😂😂😂 #or the joke that exwives always try to get the things that the exhusband loved most in revenge

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Geralt: i've lived through three supposed end of days

Jaskier and Yennefer: *become friends*

Geralt, who'd never thought he'd see the day where Jaskier and Yennefer got along: ...it really is the end of days

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #geraskefer #yenralt #yennskier #yenskier #geraskier

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I really need Istredd "its Yenna" and Geralt "its Yen" of Rivia both watching Yennefer and Jaskier while theyre pulling another fake married act

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #crack or serious #yenskier #yennskier #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #geralt of rivia #istredd #yenralt #istredd x yennefer

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WHERE is a fic where Lambert (or someone else) finds out Yennefer and Jaskier are "married" and has this moment of "oh this is great material to mess with Geralt" thats waring with "you can only tell Geralt that his ex is banging his best friend once so I have to wait for the right moment"

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #yennskier #yenskier #lambert #geralt of rivia #yenralt #geraskier #geraskefer

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Jaskier and Yennefer have played the fake married act in public a few times now in Geralt's presence. And when they all go to a market one day, Geralt and Yennefer are at the same booth/stall/whatever they're called when the person they're talking to says something that implies Yen is married, and Geralt thinks "this is it. Im finally gonna get to play this game", but then Yen turns around and yells at Jaskier who's at the other side of the market to "GET OVER HERE" and Geralt just stands there sad about it

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #geraskefer #yenskier #yennskier #fake married #geraskier #words arent working for me rn i tried #Ciri is here somewhere #geralt is sad he wanted to play

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I want so badly to hear Yennefer say something along the lines of "the Sandpiper is the bravest man ive ever met". It can be to Jaskier. It could be to Ciri. It could be to anybody. She can even switch it out for his real name. I just really want Yennefer to describe her perception of Jaskier with something really profound.

#on tv or fanfic #hinacu witcher #the witcher #jaskier #yennefer of vengerberg #the sandpiper #yenskier #yennskier #geraskefer #julian alfred pankratz

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You know all those (very excellent) fics where Yen and Jaskier end up sharing a bed and a room while in Kaer Morhen because of "the cold". What if... Geralt knew that Kaer Morhen would be too cold for a human and always imagined he would be the one sharing a bed with Jaskier every night. But no. Somehow Yennefer managed to nab Jaskier before him

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #geraskier #yennskier #yenskier #geraskefer #the intimacy of sleeping next to another person *chef kiss* #you cant use the ''too cold for humans'' excuse when Ciri is doing fine #...unless she's been suffering and not saying anything? #she went thru and grabbed all the spare blankets when she first got there thats y Jaskier and Yen are so cold lol they cant find any blanket #Yen should be able to heat a room easy the ''too cold'' excuse wont hold up omce she's back at full power #we all know why they do it im just saying its a really flimsy excuse

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(I know this is a exageration of these scenes but)

Istredd and Geralt fighting over Yennefer at the exact same time Yennefer and Jaskier are giving each other eyes and soft smiles is hilarious

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #yennskier #yenskier #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #geralt of rivia #istredd #yenralt #idk the other ship names

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Firefucker: if you know what's good for you, you'd-

"drunk" Yennefer: "good for you?" I'm his wife! I'm the greatest good he's ever gonna get

#decided to revise my older post with this version #hinacu witcher #the witcher #yennefer of vengerberg #yenskier #yennskier #rience #i think thats his name #hinacu meme

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Love love love fics where the author mentions that Jaskier is getting older. Like his hair may not be gray and he may not have wrinkles but he does have body aches and he's gotta stretch in the mornings because he slept in the wrong position

And with fics that actually address his aging i love both routes of Geralt and/or Yennefer finding it sexy or not noticing he's getting older and when he mentions it it scares them

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #jaskier #geraskefer #geraskier #yenskier #yennskier #julian alfred pankratz #like he needs reading glasses now #omg him trying to write by the campfire but its like middle aged parents in a resturant with the menu #Ciri is making fun of him and one of them makes a ''old man'' comment and thats when G and Yen realize he's getting older #and it scares them OR it leads to Jaskier getting reading glasses which either look really good on him or is teasing material #fics where the author drops a sentence thats like Jaskier thinking ''yeah i can go with them but my body wont be able to a few yr from now'' #seen a few fics where G asks Jaskier to come with him or to take Ciri and meet up with him somewhere and Jaskier thinks ''im getting to old #for this'' BUT I REALLY WANT a fic where he says that out loud or something like ''okay but im gonna be slower than you remember'' AND THATS #WHEN Geralt realizes Jaskier is human and humans age

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So i know realistically that for s3 that Yennefer and Jaskier's relationship wont really change besides maybe one more soft moment, that Jaskier and Geralt wont talk about what happened, that Jaskier probably wont be with everyone else for long since he's being summoned, that Ciri will probably be moody the whole time, and we wont see Geralt's brothers past the first episode

That doesnt stop me from refreshing AO3 multiple times a day hunting for yenniskier making married jokes that leave Geralt confused fics or Ciri & Geralt's brothers bonding fics

#hinacu witcher #the witcher #GIVE ME THE SOFT STUFF PLEASE #geralt of rivia #yennefer of vengerberg #jaskier #ciri #she has so many names which ones do we tag? #lambert #coen #yennskier #yenskier