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#hey guys guess who just discovered Alina Shelley-Wayne
snaileer · 6 months
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The Family Problem
Clark, introduced to a new batfamily member:…
Clark: You just can’t keep it in your pants can you, B?
Bruce: Only like two of my kids are biologically related to me. I don’t-
Clark: The pen, Bruce! The Adoption paper pen! Keep that in your pants! Stop taking it out every five minutes so it can ‘land’ on a new orphan!
Bruce: I do keep it in my pants. Everywhere I go in fact.
Clark: *facepalm*
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