#hes a silly scary little guy

[hamsamwich23]

10 facts: unreality Mortimer and Scout :3

Hell yes bestie let's go! Two of my favorite little creatures

Random facts that are mostly not lore relevant! Who knows

Tw: mentioned/implied past animal death, mentions of death.

Proshits and k1nk/fetish blogs DNI you'll be blocked and reported

Unreality Mortimer

His voice is probably a little different from canon Mortimers. Less raspy. However when he gets upset his voice tends to sound distorted or even "glitchy"

Sometimes stray cats will follow him home, so now mortimer just occasionally sets food out for those cats and let's them live in the woods. (He had a cat once, but ... An accident happened)

He is very fixated on shows like Bojack Horseman and Moral Orel and will gladly go into rants about them

His favorite music artist is Jack Stauber

He also has a collection of pillows he sleeps with. He hoards them

He has set water on fire before (age 1, Nick dared him to do it)

He's stupidly ticklish

He sucks at fighting based video games (still plays them regardless), but he enjoys playing animal crossing or stuff like harvest moon. He can maybe play Deltarune

He's terrified of spiders

The reason he's one of the most feared beings in this au is because of his judgment powers, but more so what happens if you are judged guilty of a death-worthy crime or action. The punishment being equal karma to what they did. The punishments are not judged by religion, simply morality, karma, action and intention

Unreality Scout:

They're gender fluid and use he/she/they pronouns

They also use their hair for expressing themselves, they know how to make it appear shorter without cutting it (using hair ties and/or hair clips)

They're also really good with makeup and occasionally helps do others makeup for them

She's very good at art, she was taught by nick herself. She has notebooks full of old doodles and artwork

She's also really good with video games and even has a youtube channel where she streams herself playing them, majority of the time it's horror games(its doing good so far)

They have inherited the dark magic curse (from the book), they ended up repressing it for years though, so now they're learning how to actually use it. (I imagine that when they're using it it looks Something like.. THISSS. Parts of their body glow purple when using dark magic. One of those being the entire hands and arms

7: they love animals in general

8:she can cook however she adds extra of certain ingredients to food she makes for herself. She makes the weirdest food combinations

9:She's also really into fashion but stays on the more, SOMEWHAT simpler side. She's a fan of the grunge style

10: she can and will bite you, affectionately if you're a friend, family or Twenty. If not? Well. Sayonara to your arm then

Obviously I ran out of ideas/hj/lh

ANYWAYS HERE YA GO!!!

#I like how none of the mort headcanons are important exactly #except the last one #then im just like #oh yeah man this is why #this is why bad people fear him #hes a silly scary little guy #he probably would bite you #hello puppets #hello puppets midnightshow #unreality mortimer #unreality scout #unreality au #Unreality scout is another fav #shes so funky

[amygdalae]

#sorry ill stop posting manga panels now i just like when she draws him like this #this silly fun loving guy loves his friends. also he is an immovable object with unconventional morals who is a little bit scary. #heehee! #dungeon meshi spoilers #dungeon meshi

[qep0ermint]

Oh no! How will Wally the fish defend itself from the terrible anglerfish?! (He can handle it)

#Wally the fish swam too far! #art #my art #welcome home #wally darling #welcome home arg #wally fanart #welcome home wally #wally #sketch #skinwalker au #skinwalker #skinwalker wally #fanart #It's getting scary! He's in danger! #silly little guy

[amrv-5]

Digging through some files and found an old drawing of one of my favorite shots of Hawkeye in M*A*S*H, from Preventative Medicine, where he sort of gets framed like a horror villain.

#mash #art #mash fanart #hawkeye pierce #he looks so . scary in that frame lmao it stuck out to me when I first watched and I remember really wanting to try to draw it!!!! #disclaimer I am in . no way an artist i'm a silly little guy having fun with a pen #mash art

[zaacoy]

Been a minute since I did a full sketch page, here's thems!!! they're so silly

#A few headcanons in this one heeheehoo #they are very soft with one another #Couple flustered pigsy ones because pigsy being the shyer one out of the two amuses me #freenoodleshipping #lmk freenoodles #lmk tang #lmk pigsy #Small tang bunny appearance because he popped into my mind #Little guy #Elaboration on that horror movie night idea I wrote out earlier too #monkie kid #lego monkie kid #lmk #May or may not be putting this on twt depending on a poll and it's making me nervous ueueueeue #lmktwt is semi silly but also kind of scary augh #We'll see weewoo #Zaacoy art💫

[ywpd-translations]

Ride 757: A small tremor

Pag 1

2: Raging waves!!

3: Swirling ocean currents!!

Pag 2

1: Danchiku!!

2: We're now in the land of the decisive battle, Kyushu!! In Shimonoseki!!

Calm down, Issa, this is Moji. Shimonoseki is on the opposite shore, it's in Yamaguchi Prefecture

3: 1000 years ago, the final battle between Genji and Heike happened here

Pag 3

2: You know that because we did it recently in Japanese History? So you were awake....

3: The master fencer Miyamoto Musashi and Sasaki Kotaro had their duel in the close Ganryu Island!!

Ah... almost, but not really. It's Sasaki Kojiro; Kotaro is a friend of yours

5: Here!!

6: Here it's the starting point of the Inter High!!

8: Us!!

Pag 4

1: Let's become the best in Japan

Danchiku!!

Pag 5

2: Uh......!!

I came here just to chaperone you.... and I was wondering what you were you even talking about until now....

3: But this guy's simple words and feelings-

(Let's go see the sea, Danchiku! It's the sea!

Let's go renew our determination!!)

4: -can always shake my heart!!

Yeah, Issa!!

Pag 6

1: The towel is cast!!*

2: It's “the die is cast”!!*

Die is dice and it means “it's already started so you have to move forward”!! To “throw the towel” means to “give up”!!

(*NdT.: here Issa uses two very similar words: he says “saji” while it's actually “sai”)

3: Ahhh, dammit, I'm really so fired up!!

4: Let's go show this excitement to him!!

Him!?

To Doubashi!! Hahaha

Hm... wait, you want to go to Hakogaku's tent!? You want to march inside? Stop, Issa!!

Pag 7

3: We're here

4: Why are you here- during Doubashi-san's massage

See, look, Issa

Sohoku second years!? Don't come into the enemy's tent without even a greeting!

Doesn't matter

5: Let them through

Pag 8

1: It's been a while. I'm so worked up now, Doubashi!!

“san”, na!!

2: He's huge.....!! Hakogaku's third year, Doubashi Masakiyo!!

He sitting down, and yet he looks like Issa that's standing up!!

3: Is it your ring name!? Sanna Doubashi!?

I told you to use the honorific “san, idiot!! Buah!!

4: Was he this huge last year!? ….. no

He got even bigger during this past year!!

5: There are so many injuries in his knees

6: And even on his elbows there are traces of fights...!!

Pag 9

1: I came to tell you how much stronger I got in this past year

Oi, stop, if you say something like this now, you'll definitely regret it later

Nah, I'll say it

3: There's another person

4: Ah....

5: Is he also..... a regular?

6: Ah, Yes, I'm Sohoku's... second year...

Hahaha I'll introduce you!!

7: Is he your partner, Orange?

Hahaha, that's right!!

8: Our team's name is SS!! His name is Danchiku!!

I'm telling you this for your own good

9: Stop

Pag 10

1: This guy's a “chicken*”

(*NdT.: here the literal translation of the kanji used is "weak-hearted", while the reading says "chicken")

Pag 11

2: He'll run away right away

3: Buah!!

4: Road racing half a mental sport!! The distance is long and there'll be a lot of difficult moments. I don't know what kind of runner this guy is, but he's mentally weak and he'll be crushed by the pressure, especially at the Inter High!!

5: He got my weak point with one shot....!!

6: Nah, Orange!! Let's have a serious race, the two of us

Ah!?

And bring a better guy than this!! Ah!?

7: This one's no good, he can't run!!

That's what the sensor in my polished body are telling me

8: Doesn't Sohoku have a reserve!? You should.....

Pag 12

1: Replace him right now

4: Yuuto lost to a guy like this?

Ah!?

Well, I guess you had quite an advantage since it was a rcae in your hometown

Danchiku won!!

5: Would it be better if I was replaced...? No

He's not a bad guy, but.... sometimes he says bad stuff. Last year, too-

6: No, that's not true!!

What am I saying!! I'll run!! I'll be the one running!!

Pag 13

1: In the Inter High!! Together with Issa!!

2: Ehi, welcome back. Did you have fun on your walk?

… yeah

I've done the oiling and the gear check

Did you see the sea?

It was fired up!!

3: Fired up?

The sea was fired up!!

4: “My heart is small”

“Yours is much bigger”

5: Sugimoto-san.....

Once you get dressed could you try ride it?

Pag 14

1: Uhm, Sugimoto-san

3: Hm?

4: Hy.... hypothetically

5: If right now

6: I said I couldn't run, what would you do?

Pag 15

4: Since the day I was chosen as a reserve

5: I haven't taken even one day off practice

7: The members may seem to be in perfect condition, but they could accidentally fall and get injured, or get ill

Be ready to run the moment you know someone can't run, that's what a reserve is

I

8: I spent my time wishing that all my efforts would be in vain

Pag 16

1: I would run for all three days!!

Now I'll put this toolbox down, put on the my cleats and prepare my own bike!!

Can be done in fifteen minutes!!

Pag 17

2: Be prepared!!

4: I-I'm sorry!!

I'm sorry for saying stupid things

5: In road racing a reserve can only be subbed in until the start of the first day

The rules say that you can't change during the race

6: Is that so!?

You didn't know that!?

7: Once the race starts, if someone can't run, he can't be substituted

He retires and the number of people in the tea decreases... that's road racing

8: If your condition isn't good, tell us now

It's more advantageous is all six people run

9: It's alright, if you made that decision

Pag 18

1: No one will blame you

Pag 19

1: This trial run on the course is terrific, Danchiku

The sea is in full view!!

2: That tanker is huugee!!

“No one will blame you”

3: Don't hang your head, don't look down

What a I thinking!!

Raise your head!!

4: Issa is here

5: The Inter High I've longed for

6: “Stop”

“Chicken”

7: The die is cast!!

#yowamushi pedal #yowamushi pedal translations #yowapeda #yowamushi pedal manga #yowapeda manga #yowamushi pedal spoilers #ride 757 #first chapter of the year!! happu new year my lovely people!! #and what a nice nice chapter!! #I like that the issue with danchiku isnt completely solved yet tbh bc self confidence isnt something that you can just suddenly get #so it makes sense that hes not so sure of himself #btw kabu is as always our silly annoying little bean and i love him #his face in page 7 assdfsadf if he came to me like that i'll simply punch him okay lmao #also i LOVE the difference between doubashi here looking all scary and cool and powerful #and then the doubashi seen in hakogaku's pov #who is basically manami's mum lmao he looks after him get annoyed at him and all that #and takes care of the team very well #say what you want but doubashi is the mum friend okay #and i also love how Kabu now likes him so much that he didnt even get mad when he offended his best friend #he just accepted it and then told danchiku 'nah hes not a bad guy' #sugimoto best boy ;-; i really love his relationship with danchiku #AND!! I OBV LEFT THE BEST FOR LAST!! AOYAGIIIIIIII #FINALLY HES BAAAAACK i cant wait to see him with kabu!!! ashdfasdf

[newtgardens]

sketches of jasper from the beginning of fnv when he was less silly and more “super unnerving dead guy with no common sense and a death wish”

eventually he gets friendly and fun but to start all he has is a homoerotic revenge plot for Benny and zero ability to aim

#fallout new vegas #fnv #jasper oc #courier six #fnv ocs #digital art #oc art #fallout #procreate #jasper is my scary silly little guy and when he was first pulled out of the dirt he was Super Strange

[sleep-deprived-fr3ak]

I feel like this goober is staring into my soul.

#welcome home #wally darling #welcome home wally #welcome home website #silly little guy #wh wally #welcome home fandom #goober #scary? #nuh uh #that's a lie #hes so silly #hes so cool

[fellhellion]

Something something the spot’s goofy antics distract from how dangerous his own entitlement and resentment is

#I don’t want to be that guy but I feel a little bit like spot gets sanded down a tad into just the fact he’s funny #and he IS funny I get it. but what makes him scary is the power to lash out with his entitlement and resentment towards miles #it’s you did this TO ME (miles didn’t #he was busy getting pummeled by kingpin and then venom shocking him back and the building was being EVACUATED it’s literally no one’s fault #but spot’s that he was there AND miles didn’t even know he was there when the collider exploded) #so I’m owed the role that you made me into <- miles literally didn’t do this #I’m OWED being your nemesis because I created you <- when all of itsv is about its miles own choices that make him heroic and not the bite #spot can’t even take ownership of his own actions. he’s like oh IM not robbing you that’s the bank. well buddy I don’t see you robbing the #bank I see you harassing some guy owning a corner store #like I get it. ur a cosmic horror and it sucks capitalism is pushing u down and u can’t get a job but like OWN UP TO WHAT THE HELL YOU DO #LMAO #and even miles trying to genuinely reach out and say look I’m sorry I made u feel bad (even though this isn’t an owed apology) and spot #STILL is hellbent on breaking miles back for an imagined slight #I AM GOING TO KILL YOUR LITERAL FATHER BECAUSE I BLAME YOU FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO #like god lmao. he’s a fun silly villain but there’s legitimate anger and spite and RESENTMENT motivating him purely to try hurt miles back a #as* badly as he imagines miles hurt him. when it’s like dude. own tf up to who’s responsible here #I’m not angry at the spot btw I actually think he’s a fun villain but I think recognising that resentment is what makes him effective as a #*​frightening* villain and one that poses legitimate danger #tunes talks spiderverse #apologies xinakwans ik u said you didn’t want to read any spot posts hopefully this snags on ur filtered content block shdjfjfk

[agni-ashes]

yeah doc’s terrifying. look at him. i’m shaking in my boots

#docm77 #doc #hermitcraft #uh huh #he’s soooo scary #(sarcastic) #he’s just a silly little guy #with jellie ears #IM WHEEZING

[grimgummies]

Oh yeah!! I was goofing around on pinterest and I found more art with Bob from before Tender Treats!

Both are by spacefatcat! The first is from September 2021, while the second is from June 2022

It's honestly kinda funny how small he's drawn lmao, dude's built like a gremlin (which is Roy and Dexter's job)

HE'S SO ITTY??? CRITTER SHAPED???

OHMY GOD!!!!!

#Grim answers #spooky month #moloch #bob velseb #so tempted to tag this as bloodsacrifice hh #HE'S SO FUCKING ITTY IT'S MAKING ME INSANE /vpos #the drawing Bob as a little critter to drawing him as a huge scary guy pipeline /silly

[hand-of-devotion]

I've come around on Callowmoore and in doing so realized my main problem with them originally was part of the fandoms insistence on chalking them up to being "a sexy provocative woman being sexy next to a sexy gruff man". Where as I can only enjoy them through the lens of their autistic arospec t4t weirdness.

#callowmoore #critical role #i've discarded fanon and embraced their canonical cringefail silly bitchy shenanigans #its about the doubling down on one anothers insane ramblings #its about the 'if you want something you can just ask' 'i want to not have to ask >:|' #its about the shared unwavering appreciation of broken disgusting scary things as their favorite little guys #and this isnt canon but the idea of fearne giggling and twirling her hair at the idea of calling themselves each others partners #*fearne voice* this week its MY turn to be the boyfriend #sorry. my thoughts and feelings on genderfuckery callowmoore are powerful. #hcing that fearnes experience with gender was that no one ever assumed she was a woman bc fey just have different experiences with those- #sorts of labels. but she still very much resonates with terras concept of womanhood to a degree where she’s like #‘hell yeah I’m a pretty lady <3’ but also still has fun messing around with that in less ‘conventional’ ways #I also hc Ashton being kinda meh on gender as well. his feelings are neutral and unbothered around cis people #but they also very much see + resonate with the way other genderqueer people fuck with identity and presentation like #it’s a performance art that he’s only half invested in engaging with. for fun and competitively.

[cybernightart]

Genji head cannons number I already forgot

1.

Unless Genji is actively in ninja mode, in the mindset of controlling every single movement he does and being aware of everything happening around him, he can be incredibly clumsy.

Like accidentally dropping something, if he's not dodging then getting nailed on the side of the head with a snowball, tripping over himself, bumping his hip off the corner of a counter, falling off of things constantly (this one would happen a lot more considering the other head cannon of him unintentionally always just perching on things like a bird like the back of the couch), etc. With a prime example of this being the time kiriko retales about him tripping over his sword in training and just (how I imagine atleast) completely and totally faceplanting

So unless he is actively in the zone and the mindset, you would hardly know he has insane reaction time, to move really quickly, can dodging deflect like no one's business, or just move in general at incredible speed. If the adrenaline isn't pumping, you wouldn't be able to tell at first glance he was a ninja assassin trained from birth. He's just zoned out half of the time, or he's just so intently focusing on listening to someone that he's unaware of everything else around him.

Also on multiple occasions he would do the thing of accidentally dropping his phone and in the process of trying to catch it accidentally slaps it into a wall instead of the carpeted floor it would have landed on.

2.

Genji is really intelligent, if he had gone to normal school, like Angela he would have been considered a prodigy. He was the one who built his collapsible shurikens and original wearable shuriken deploying gauntlet, he couldn't use technically terms, or even really explain how he did it but he could show it / draw it out. Drawing detailed diagrams explaining his thought prosses, but not really able to put into words his explanation for each part or how he figured out how to get it to work.

He has a deep understanding of mechanics and some robotics even before becoming a cyborg. This knowledge only grew once he became a cyborg and drying his travels had to repair himself. And in his time during black watch and OverWatch before the fall, he learned even more from talking with Angela, torb and other members of the cybernetics team.

And even though he's incredibly smart and eventually incredibly wise. He can come off as somewhat dimwitted, with him not picking up on jokes/sarcasm, being amazed by the smallest things, or not understanding things others would think is obvious.

He comes off as a trained killer assassin who knows about fighting and combat, and other things nessessary for being a ninja. But outside of that specific area he wouldn't know much.

But naturality when you get to know him, he's incredibly knowledgeable on a lot of things, and academically really gifted as well. (Maybe not as much in geometry as compared to Hanzo anyways lol) if it came down to it he could do really complicated equations with ease or understand a lot of science-based subjects, but this would mainly show through his knowledge on dinosaurs if he got to talk about it. Like if someone were to mess up a time period you would politely correct them and then quickly and efficiently inform them about all the intricacies and specific details about the differences between the time periods and what dinosaurs were in those periods and the climates during each period and more.

This also shows through the conversations getting Angela would have on base during the night, has Angela explained all of her medical research Genji would listen intently and ask relevant questions, and is genuinely very interested in learning more. This is helped person being a quick learner and can be able to pick up concepts he's interested in really quickly. Maybe even going as far to do his own research in between their conversations so he could come back with more topics for them to discuss and he could ask questions on. Similarly, he can be incredibly witty and sarcastic (even if he doesn't pick up on sarcasm himself sometimes), just overall be a totally smartass, which possibly played abit in the clan elders wanting him killed aside from the "liability" thing.

Long short Genji gives off himbo energy but is in fact very smart, dumbass yes, but also smart(ass) ...also his version of common sense it's incredibly different due to his up bringing which also causes half of his issues

#overwatch #genji #overwatch 2 #genji shimada #genji headcanons #himbo #smartass #hes just a little dude #hes a silly little guy #adhd rambling #genji adhd #dumbass #clumsy #him and cole during blackwatch would have been the scary kind of dumbasses #because they are not only dumbasses but smart dumbasses #smart in their own ways but smart none the less #mercy #angela ziegler #gency

[tezzbot]

Man, who ticked that guy off? :/

#hermitcraft #grian #grian fanart #mydoodles #Just a little guy. Until he's NOT !!!!!!!!!1 #idk silly design headcanon thing lol #I just like drawing big scary teeth atm grins

[strawberri-draws]

Oc family!!!!!!

#my art #strawberridraws #OCs #oc art #them!!!! I love them sm #sometimes a family is just the YA love triangle turned poly and their two children (one child being a feral werewolf they adopted) #but yea essentially u have Honey (name and design in progress) #she’s the schoolteacher #and nicknamed mrs honey after Matilda in my Brain #and then there’s white haired guy who works as like a bounty/monster hunter #but retired/slowed down when he had a baby with honey #(the little blonde girl <33) #then there’s the Classic Vampire #he’s so silly #the only reason he comes off as scary is cause he’s shy tm #peak introvert activities: isolating urself in a random castle Beauty and the beast style #until he accidentally adopts a feral werewolf child #and then awkwardly does his best to dad #moving them into town so he can go to school #where he meets his sons cute teacher #but she’s married so he must pine respectfully from afar #while trying to keep his identity as a vampire hidden (really poorly) from the locals #who obviously catch on anyways #so monster hunter (who is respected in the community despite his chronic lack of shirts) #goes to check him out (aka they keep ‘casually’ bumping into each other) #but damn he’s kinda cute…. #so then honey and hunter begin their plan of seduction #but again this man is so awkward it’s like a curse #anyways shenanigans #but they r a FAMILY ok

[vampwithaplan]

NPH really should play every weird guy/entity from now on

#silly little guy with scary little words coming out of him while he unblinkingly stares you down #neil patrick harris #the toymaker #doctor who #fourteenth doctor #the giggle