#hermie bing

[leavethemtorot]

The Golden Escape

Main Medic: Ginevra ‘Ginny’ Gothel

Second in Command: Mars Mim

Assorted Members: Rick Ratcliffe, Hermione ‘Hermie’ Bing, LeFou ‘Lee’ Blanchard the second

The Golden Escape is one of two neutral parties on the Isle. This is due to it being the only medical service. Everyone is welcome with the understanding that if any direct intentional harm happens to a medic that they will be banned from all medical services.

#disney descendants #descendants #ginny gothel #mars mim #rick ratcliffe #hermie bing #lee blanchard #the golden escape #isle of the lost dead

[hannahhook7744]

The Badun Detective Agency's First Laugh Fairies (Part 1);

Okay, since Neverland fairies are created from a babies' first laugh that means everyone who's ever laughed has one. Including the Badun Detective Agency so here we are.

Thanks @casinotrio1965 for both the idea and the help.

Might make a similar thing for the rest of descendants kids or the Hannah Hook crew if anyone is interested.

I'll also make Samantha Cove and the rest of the proteges' fairies later.

Here's the picrew I used.

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The Main Agents' fairies:

Name: Buck Peregrine.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Fairy Type: Animal-Talent Fairy.

Spawner: Hermione 'Hermie' Leona Bing.

Name: Star Peregrine.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Performing-Talent Fairy.

Spawner: Hermione 'Hermie' Leona Bing.

Name: Bendy Peregrine.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Pretzel-twisting-talent

Spawner: Hermione 'Hermie' Leona Bing.

Name: Dolly Dust.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Rare-Item-Finding Fairy.

Spawner: Yzla Sorcerer of Enchania.

Name: Charity Helpfrid.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Helper-Talent Fairy.

Spawner: Jason 'Jace' Nelson Badun.

(Note: She injured her wings while out on an errand so she can't fly).

Name: Scribbles Memra.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Scribe-Talent Fairy.

Spawner: Reza Vizer of Agrabah.

Name: Iris Seer.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Message-Talent Fairy.

Spawner: Edmund 'Eddie' Seraiah Balthazar.

Name: Enigma Spade.

Pronouns:He/Him.

Fairy Type: Problem-Solving Talent.

Spawner: Harold 'Harry' Everett Badun.

The Proteges:

Name: Agni Blaze.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Fairy Type: Fire-Talent Fairy.

Spawner: Hayden 'Hadie' Prometheus Athanasiou of the Underworld.

The Bonuses:

Name: Ripple Bay.

Pronouns: She/Her.

Fairy Type: Water Talent.

Spawner: Elle Corinne Athanasiou of Tirulia.

Name: Ripley Bay.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Fairy Type: Water Talent.

Spawner: Elle Corinne Athanasiou of Tirulia.

Name: Doodle Crafty.

Pronouns: He/Him.

Fairy Type: Art Talent.

Spawner: Mabletrude 'Mable' Angelica Badun |.

#descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #the badun detective agency #the badun cousins #harry badun #jace badun #hermie bing #yzla descendants #descendants yzla #disney descendants alternate universe #descendants alternate universe #descendants hadie #picrews

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Freya: so, what's the plan?

Hermie: I don't know. You're smart, Elena‘s mean, come up with something

#disney descendants #Freya Westergaard #Hermie Bing #Elena de la Cruz

[panthera-tigris-venenata]

The Badun detective agency in the 1920 mafia AU

For @hannahhook7744 I hope you enjoy!

There is a child at Jace's doorstep.

A fucking child, looking up at him with wide innocent eyes, like a fucking cherub. His hair a wild mess flung around by the chilly wind, and their ends were dyed blue.

(Who on earth lets a child dye its hair?)

Jace slowly blinks and looks down again: the boy is still here. Well.

„What do you want, kid?“ he asks, hoping that the child might want, well, directions back to his parents? That would be nice?

„My mom has three disembodied corpses in her basement,“ the boy states blankly, a picture of perfect innocence. His eyes are suddenly mildly unnerving, and it takes Jace's brain a moment to catch up on him.

„…What the fuck?“ he mutters more for himself than for the child, who takes it as an encouragement to repeat its words anyway.

So Jace draws a sharp breath and yells down the hall at his cousin: „Harry! Come here this instant! And bring your gun!“

You know, just in case-

Harry Badun runs to the door in truly record speed, the weapon safely pointed down. He looks disappointed when he sees only a child.

„Tell him what you told me,“ Jace sights towards the visitor.

„My mom has three disembodied corpses in her basement. They talk to me when I sleep.“

Ok. 

That is a new info.

This is cool. Totally cool.

Harry tightens his grip on the weapon and looks around the street, then up the roofs, which, you know, always a good idea.

They are clear, though. It doesn't look as if anyone is gonna jump them, much less some psychotic woman. Those don't tend to be too quiet, and the Badun cousins would know.

Oh, and by the way. That silhouette against that balustrade over there? That is totally Reza. Snogging Jade. Harry owes Jace for this one. 

Anyway. Right, the corpses.

„Come on, kid,“ he says, „Go inside and then tell us what you know, yeah?“

The kid's eyes shine as he steps inside and exclaims: „Do I get to be a detective too? I have always wanted to be a detective! I would be an awesome detective, since I know how do bodies look how long after death already!“

This is not a worrying statement at all. Not at all.

A shadow peels off the wall. Hermie. She was listening the whole time, of course she was.

„Dead bodies?“

„What exactly do you mean?!“

The kid answers and Jace bites back the irrational need to scream his lungs out. A vein at his temple pulses as the kid starts describing a rotting corpse with freakish accuracy to way too interested Hermie.

„Quiet! I need to concentrate!“ shouts Yzla from upstairs, „This is a delicate process!“

„Stop painting your pretty pictures for a moment,“ shouts Harry back, „This is a bloody murder case!“

„I'm trying to recreate Renoir here, you ignorant simpleton-“

„A what?“

Yzla screams incoherently and Jace interrupts the argument before it can truly begin: 

„We also have a kid that might be in danger and knows absolutely too much.“

„…I'm coming. But if the paint dries and I won't be able to get back to it, it will be all your fault.“

Jace doesn't even acknowledge that as worthy of an answer.

„Jace?“ Hermie nudges him slightly, while the kid infodumps at slightly traumatized-looking Harry about the different types of gunshot wounds, „Should I get Reza too?“

„…Nah,“ decides Jace, „He is snogging Jade right now, and we wouldn't want to interrupt.“

Hermie nods curtly and turns over to Harry: „You owe me and Yzla a bottle of cognac,“ she says, and Jace whistles. His cousin is losing in the big, today.

The kid tugs at his sleeve: „So what about my mom's basement, Mr Detective?“ the kid asks and he really should ask who his mom is. Also, what is his name?

So he asks, and when the child answers, looking at him with impossibly wide eyes, he almost gets an aneurysm.

„I'm detective Hadie, sir,“ the child reports proudly. Harry and Hermie just shrug – they don't know what is happening either. Nor does Yzla, who just appeared at the top of the stairs, wearing nothing but a negligee, and didn't she say she was working?

Oh, well.

Jace clears his throat.

„Right, kid. Hadie. And who is your mother?“

„But you are detectives!“ the child protests, „You gotta know that, no?“

„…Sure. We know that. Absolutely. And the bodies? Wait, no,“ Jace catches himself. This will certainly be a conversation, so:

„Let's go to the saloon first, shall we?“

Even if the saloon is just a fancy name for a room with a dining table and the kitchen counter, as he and Harry can hardly afford anything else.

They do have enough chairs, though, even if they are rarely used and mostly ignored: Hermie sits on the table, swinging her legs idly in the air, and Yzla plops herself down Harry's lap, setting his weapon aside. Fucking menace, that girl.

Jace himself takes the chair next to them and the boy stays standing.

(If Reza wouldn't be too busy with his current hookup, he would just lean against the wall and try to look very cool and intimidating, and smoke his cigarettes. Jace could do with a cigarette himself. Or better yet, a drink. The cigarette smoke reminds himself and Harry a bit too much of Cruella.)

„Now, tell us what you know,“ Jace asks the kid and damn. That kid. Does not shut up. Ever.

By the first thirty minutes, Yzla gets up and opens a bottle of wine to pass around, not even bothering with the glasses.

By an hour, Hermie is playing with her favourite dagger a bit too much and Harry has reclaimed back his handgun.

By hour and half, Jace is very ready to bleach his brain, thank you very much.

Hadie slows for a moment and Jace immediately stops him: „I think that's quite enough for today, Hadie,“ he says, „Thank you. Would you just step behind that door real quick?“

The kid pouts at him.

„Ehm… Me and my detectives need to discuss the evidence you just presented to us. And decide the, ehm, next course of action.“

Hadie finally steps behind the door when all present adults – including Eddie, who showed up half-way through – point at them.

And there is not much of a discussion, not really.

„Tell me we are taking that kid to Uma,“ blurts out Yzla before he can even speak.

„We could keep him,“ propose Hermie and Harry at the same time, and, yeah, no. As if Harry didn’t know they are barely staying afloat as it is, never mind, you know, not remotely responsible enough to raise a child?

…Yeah, it says a lot when a child would be safer on the streets, under the protection of one of the wildest Auradon City gangs, than anywhere else.

„We are taking him to Uma,“ decides Jace, and Yzla sights in relief. Eddie motions for her to pass the wine.

„You can come back, kid!“ Jace raises his voice, „We have decided!“

„Yay!“ the tiny disaster runs back to the room, „Do I get to be a detective too? Will we solve the case of my mother’s basement? Track down the victims’ family?“

Actually…

Jace knows how to get the kid to cooperate and go to safety voluntarily now: He winks at his associates, as to signal the general „don’t question me, I’ve got this.“

„Sure we are, kid. But, you see, right now we are working on another serious case, and we need you to help us. Will you be our eyes on the streets, detective Hadie?“

„Yes! I will, Mr detective sir! When do I start?“

„As soon as we can get you to the location. Now, let’s not lose any more time: We will debrief you on the way.“

That will hopefully give Jace enough time to come up with decent backstory, so, yeah.

With a yawn, Yzla gets up and sets off to her atelier, also known as the attic, not bothering to say goodbye, and Harry sets off to find his metal boxer and emergency knife.

„Reza is gonna be so mad he missed this-“ Hermie giggles, „It’s gonna be so much fun!“

And then, the Badun detective agency escorts its newest member, or, more accurately, adoptee, to Uma.

They don’t have any idea how much trouble they are causing Uma in the long run.

#disney descendants #badun detective agency #the 1920 mafia au #it will likely get a second part #aka: pissed off Mal tries to find her troublemaking little brother #and Uma is not amused #Jace badun #harry badun #hadie descendants #yzla descendants #hermie bing #reza descendants

[tiredflowercrown]

The Golden Escape

Main Medic: Ginevra ‘Ginny’ Gothel

Second in Command: Marsaili ‘Macie’ Mim

Assorted Members: Rick Ratcliffe, Hermione ‘Hermie’ Bing, LeFou ‘Lee’ Blanchard the second

The Golden Escape is one of two neutral parties on the Isle. This is due to it being the only medical service. Everyone is welcome with the understanding that if any direct intentional harm happens to a medic that they will be banned from all medical services.

#disney descendants #ginny gothel #macie mim #rick ratcliffe #hermie bing #lefou deux #sals isle lore

[dragoneyes618]

Descendants names ending with the “ee” sound

Freddie

Harry

Audrey

Artie

Ally

Eddie

Herkie

Hadie

Dizzy

Squeaky

Squirmy

Sammy

Evie

Hermie

Lonnie

Bobby

Anthony

Ginny

Desiree

Bonny

Maddy

Tiger Peony

#descendants #li lonnie #evie daughter of the evil queen #sammy smee #freddie facilier #squeaky smee #squirmy smee #audrey rose #eddie balthazar #hermie bing #dizzy tremaine #hadie #herkie #ally liddell #artie son of king arthur #harry hook #anthony tremaine #bobby hood #ginny gothel #descendants desiree #bonny descendants

[n0anix]

enjoyed this podcast very much (he is ignoring all the angst)

anyways, doodles

#dungeons and daddies #dndaddies #dndads #i enjoy link and taylor duo very much #taylor swift #lincoln wilson #scary marlowe #normal oak #hermie the unworthy #i am so normal about these characters #so normal i binged it all in a month and i cannot wait for the new episode #deciding on a hairstyle for normal was so hard #that's kinda the hairstyle i imagine young henry had so that's good enough #this whole podcast is such a wild ride #trying to convince my friends to listen to it so we can be insane together #doodles #dungeons and daddies fanart #my art

[koszmarnybudyn]

Juno deserves a little broding, as a treat.

#juno steel #peter nureyev #the penumbra podcast #my art #tpp #gosh these two are hard to draw #idk when this would take place and im not happy with the backround but if i didnt make fanart now i was gonna explode #i binged all of juno steel and second citadel up to season 2 in like a week and a bit #it was very good but now im kinda sad i dont get to binge more :( its good for my sleeping habits tho lol #also for my dndads followers my sister thought this was hermie and normal in an au and i am dying pls send help

[hermywolf]

listen ive SEEN 3x08 i KNOW butcher saves hughie i know that. and yet every single time i rewatch the end of 3x07 and he lies to him i just. butcher is my blorbo my baby but everytime i see that scene i could strangle him with my own bare hands. it makes no sense i can’t understand it like i know hughie’ll be fine and yet my brain just shuts out and im overwhelmed by murderous rage

#ive never ever hated butcher even when he was being his most awful cunty self #i can excuse pretty much everything he does #and yet this one thing. that he's not even going to go through with. makes me feel like im about to commit a murder every time #it makes no damn sense #i think i just get mentally sent back to the time between 3x07 and 3x08 bc i spent a week convinced he wouldn't tell hughie #i dont think i'd have this reaction if i'd binged s3 #show:theboys #hermy posts #the boys #billy butcher #hughie campbell #butchie

[noisesfrombeyondtheuniverse]

I try to stay out of the dndads tag cause im only halfway through the podcast, but based on the spoiler i absolutely on purpose saw people need to start talking about romeo and juliet cause this sounds like some starcrossed sh*t

#I missed hermie but im not allowed to listen to season 2 again til i finish binging glen's trial so i peeked in his tag #oakworthy #hermie the unworthy #dndads s2

[hannahhook7744]

My version of Hermie:

Hermione 'Hermie' Leona Bing.

The 14 year old (by d3) daughter of The Ringmaster (Maximilian Bing) and Miss Atlantis.

She is a member of the Badun Detective Agency and as well as the Anti-heroes club.

She was an orphan by 7 years old and left to run what was left of her father’s circus on the isle.

She lives by herself with her animals in her father’s old trailer by the woods where the circus tents and trailers are located.

She is known as an animal whisperer and a Jack of all trades on the isle because she can do nearly every circus act there is.

She obsessed with circus related things—ESPECIALLY clowns.

She is in denial about the true nature of her parents' deaths and is emotionally and mentally unstable due to them.

She has quite a sweet tooth—especially when it's traditionally considered circus food.

She collects glass figures as well as odd/deformed furniture, toys, and photos (along with just vintage photos in general) and loves colorful things.

She also loves reading, filing, painting, dagger throwing, acrobatics, gymnastics, dancing, playing games, and taking care of animals.

Her and Eddie Balthazar are dating.

#descendants #disney descendants #melissa de la cruz #disney #descendants au #wicked world #disney descendants au #hermie bing

[idontliketomatoesleavemealone]

Can you give me a list of Descendants children you could control with a laser pointer?

CJ Hook Harry Hook Maddy Mim Zevon Yzla Ally Liddell Mal Bertha Hermie Bing Henry de Vil Hunter de Vil (not his "fault" since he is canonically messed up in the head)

Possibly Uma

And I have definitely forgotten someone. Tell me who.

#These are all canon except for Marya who i refuse to exclude #disney descendants #CJ Hook #Harry Hook #Mad Maddy #zevon descendants #yzla descendants #Ally in Wonderland #Mal Bertha #Hermie Bing #Henry de Vil #Hunter de Vil

[toonbly]

doing my dndads s1 and s2 relisten at the same time is dual wielding

#comimg up on glenns prison arc. VERY excited to see if my opinions change on it now that im not lime #binging the show trying to catch up #i also wonder how my onions will change on certain s2 things. Very Very excited abt it #this said my s2 relisten has made my fondness for hermie quadrupel JFJDKDKDKDM

[harveylikestoart]

I didn’t upload anything so u get a wip lol

I WONDER who it could POSSIBLY be

#its glenn #sorry i was in a dilf mood #wip #work in progress #i feel insane i thought about… glennry for like a week straight #ALSO ALSO I WAS READING A FANFIC CALLED HERMIE THE UNWORTHY’S MASTER PLAN!! #ITS SO GOOD WAAAAA #i hate binging things bc then I run out of content to satiate my brain #if anyone talks to me about dndads or monkie kid i get so happy pls *shakes anyone*

[tiredwiredanduninspired]

I’m honour of Hermie Unworthy I’m getting obsessed with Batman again

#*ramblings #about to binge Batman the animated series #again #loved this cartoon since I was in primary school #hermie the unworthy #this is for you bb #it’s not just the autism calling

[fromalltononeandback]

fucking getting back into dndads again cuz my joy in life DRASTICALLY decreased without them

just binged the entire first season, heartbreaking? of course. joyous?? as always.

(just started the second season again, literally why did i ever stop??????)

anyways Taylor is STILL my favorite actually maybe MORE so i love him!! he’s adorable

also completely forgot that Hermie literally was created from like Beth doing the word jumble thing??? what??? WHICH IS JUST SO FUNNY??? like dude was just COSMICALLY CHOSEN i love these guys. even funnier from where like last i remember listening he like become part of the team dude was part of the SQUAD

just funny things i love this podcast

#i’m trying DESPERATELY not to spoil myself on here #BUT LIKE THE FAN ART #THE THINGS #SO SHINY AND NEAT #sigh i will live #actually this is just motivation to catch the FUCK UP #dndads #dungeons and daddies #taylor swift dndads #dndads hermie