#hera: blergh

[elivanto]

one of these days i’m gonna make a gifset of grand admiral “captain hera syndulla 🥰” thrawn

#thrawn: finally. a worthy adversary #hera: blergh #hanna.txt #star wars rebels

[incorrectgreekgods]

Hestia: [on Zeus] I was just talking to him just a couple minutes ago and he was totally ready to hurt any of us.

Demeter: He did assault me.

Hera: [Rushed] Yes, me too. On many, many occasions. There was one time when we were young, he transformed himself into a bird, and he knows that I love birds. So, I went to pick up the bird to admire it and he transformed back into himself and he was like, "Blergh, it's me!". And he raped me. That’s why we married.

#submission #incorrect greek quotes #incorrect greek gods #incorrect greek god quotes #I’ll understand if this one gets denied #but it’s not much of a stretch #in fact I based it on an actual myth #zeus is an asshole #hestia #demeter #hera #zeus #tw; assault #tw: assault #tw; rape #tw: rape #blergh it’s me #source: thor ragnarok

[emblazonet]

My opinions on Star Wars - SPOILERS

Anything that doesn’t have Ahsoka or Hera just isn’t as good, but moving onto the Last Jedi:

PLOT HOLES, PLOT HOLES EVERYWHERE

Why do people keep mentioning character development? NO ONE HAD CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT. Except Kylo Ren (and it was great)

The actors were all incredible

The actors were almost all badly written which undermined all the superb performances

That is not my Luke Skywalker and never will be because wtf

Rey and Kylo Ren’s relationship thing made sense, actually, so that was nice

THE ACTORS ARE SO GOOD WHY IS THE WRITING SO BAD

You could’ve had Finn/Poe, movie. We could’ve had it all. (And I like Rose will enough and all but ugh plz no.)

Wait wait did I actually like anything?

The crystal foxes WERE MADE ESPECIALLY FOR ME

Leia using the Force to survive space

Everytime Mark Hamill fought past the bad writing to bring a sparkle of Luke back onto the screen

Yoda omfg master troll

Everyone taking the piss out of Hux because he is a fuckboy was awesome

The space combat at the beginning was fucking awesome and had great cinematography

Ummmmm.

For awhile there I thought one of the movie’s themes would be about communication and miscommunication and that would be resolved but actually... it wasn’t. That was just bad writing and plot holes. Or if it is a theme, I’ll have to wait ‘til the next movie to see it become satisfying.

My big question: if that wasn’t intentional, why couldn’t we at least have had ANY satisfying character interaction between the protagonists? Blergh.

Now that they’ve ripped off Empire and RotJ and they’ve got a clean slate to work with, I hope the story goes somewhere interesting because this movie was partially a snoozefest.

Also the Force? Fuck, Rebels Season 4 is doing some nifty fucking stuff with the Force. I was sad to see the Force thing come across as boring and passe on the big screen.

I need fix-it fic with some in-character Luke Skywalker.

#star wars #the last jedi #spoilers