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ultrastarseeker · 9 months

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RANDOM FANFIC IDEA(that anyone can use if they want, just credit me.)

AU: MK dies from over using his power but Wukong manages to trap his soul into a jar. Now the crew has to figure out how to get MK back, since they want to keep him in their lives. With the help of Nezha, they figured out there’s a potion to rebirth MK but they need a host to get pregnant for it.

Now I’ve created four routes for this AU, I might make more if I want to, but anyways the routes are:

Lotus baby: Nezha takes the potion and pours it into a Lotus seed, he explains that no one needs to actually get pregnant, they just need a host. So Nezha takes care of the Lotus seed until it blooms and reveals a baby monkey MK with faded pink hair. Nezha becomes official brothers with baby MK who now has Flower powers and Monkey king powers.

(TW: Mention of miscarriage)

Dragon egg: Mei takes the potion and explained that her mother recently had an (unfortunate) unfertilized dragon egg that they could put the potion in. So they take the potion to Mei’s parents and at first they refuse but then Mei’s mother still wanted another baby, so she agreed and put the potion into the egg which fertilized it. Mei’s family takes care of the egg for the next year and nine months and then BOOM, Mixed dragon-monkey toddler MK was born and then raised by Mei’s parents.(btw MK is a toddler because he grew in the egg since dragon hatch from eggs and live a really long time.)

(This is the part where Mpreg is mentioned, so if you’re uncomfortable with that then skip these two routes, Please.)

The freenoodles piglet: Tang decided to be the host since He and Pigsy raised MK, and drank the potion. Pigsy (with the help of the others), help Tang with troubles and joys of pregnancy. When Tang gives birth to Our pride and joy, MK, he now only has a monkey tail and claws while the rest of his body is human. Tang and Pigsy raise MK again but now with the powers edition. :)

The Shadowpeach infant: Wukong begs Pigsy and Tang to let him give birth to MK, since he felt that MK and he developed a Father and child bond and the fact that he feels guilty that MK died from his mistakes. Pigsy and Tang reluctantly agreed(Pigsy: Damn those baby monkey eyes.), and Wukong drinks the potion. Now after everyone talked about it, Wukong was going to stay in Flower Fruit Mountain for the pregnancy since it’s safer but there was a problem, who would help Wukong during his second and third trimester? Suddenly A emo monkey appears! Macaque volunteered since he knows how demon monkeys work since he is one, he can easily tell the others when MK is being born with shadow clones, he has a father-son relationship with MK too, and he already lived on the mountain anyways. (Wukong raised an eyebrow at that but anyways) Wukong agreed and the two of them went to FFM. During this pregnancy, They worked out more of their communication issues and got back together(DBK: for the fifth time in a row!), The Demon Bull Family visited(even though we never got to see how Wukong and the demon family worked it out!), Pigsy and Tang fuss over Wukong like a lot. And then MK is born like a regular monkey demon with Wukong’s powers.

Now here are some extras you can put into the story routes!

Redson having a crisis since she had a crush on MK but getting over it as they realized that his MK won’t be coming back and he should embrace this new MK. (This is for Spicynoodles fans if you want angst for Redson. Also if you want Redson could develop a crush on Mei instead if you’re also a Dragonfruit fan.)

Wukong, Pigsy, Tang and or Macaque fussing over MK’s host like the dads they are. This will annoy the caretakers and they’ll tell them that they need to realize that MK is being taken care and that they(the caretakers) need a break from their fussiness! The MK dads (reluctantly) agree and take a step back. (Wukong and Macaque ignores this and use bug transformations to spy on MK’s host without the Caretakers noticing, expect for Nezha. Don’t worry Nezha scolds them for being clingy.)

Crazy baby MK shenanigans(I gave y’all a lot of potential for this. >:3 )

This is a goofy idea that I randomly made, so just have fun with it. I might make it myself once I’m done with my other fanfics.

#lego monkie kid #lmk mk #lmk mei #lmk red son #lmk #lmk tang #lmk macaque #lmk pigsy #lmk wukong #fanfic prompt #I just thought of more routes for this #I’ll make another post soon!!!

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flowerpotsandpennykettles · 3 years

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Tfw you wake up at 6:30 to your turtle escaped from her pond so you put her in her dirt pit but she keeps climbing up the walls trying to escape for three hours and you tell your husband to go to lowes and get pine straw around 9:30 and then when he gets bavk you put the pine needles on top of her dirt and that gets her to finally dig so you nap on the couch for two more hours while she's digging only to be awaken by the horrible sound of her horrible little claws climbing up the walls again and you hope that she laid her eggs that she clearly has but also you won't know until you dig through the whole dirt pit and you really don't want to do that but it's either that or wake up at 6 am again tomorrow to do it again

#minty things #i had an interesting morning #my nap on the couch was like #one of those naps where you wake ip and you don't know where you are #turtles #animals #her eggs will not hatch btw they are unfertilized

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gay-otlc · 2 years

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ok ok ok.

frogs!!

the strawberry poison dart frog (which is adorable btw) lays its eggs on the rainforest floor, where there are small collections of water. when the eggs hatch, around that time the water begins to evaporate, so they have to move the tadpoles. the female picks them up (on her back!!) and starts to climb up a tree.

she finds a bromeliad leaf, which always has a small pool of water in it, and puts her baby down. she then does this with the rest of her tadpoles while the male stays to watch the others. when all of the tadpoles are in their individual bromeliads, she will have traveled up to a mile up and down trees! during the weeks where the tadpoles are growing, she returns to each pool to lay an unfertilized egg, which the tadpoles will eat.

heres some more pictures of the strawberry poison dart frog, because i just think they're cute.

thanks for letting me infodump, my family is tired of me spouting random facts about frogs.

That's so cool! I don't understand how people wouldn't want to learn everything ever about frogs, frogs are amazing.

#froggo

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eggcount · 7 years

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Egg Count: Count Down to Chicks!

July 16, 2016

Fertilized eggs were procured - thank you to Ilene at House in the Woods farm. I went out to the farm yesterday and traded my unfertilized eggs for their fertilized eggs. It was way out in Montgomery County, but Noodles appreciated the air-conditioned car ride (still holding out here!) And then last night, under the cover of darkness, I carefully moved Henrietta from the nest box that she was hogging to a new nest box that's in the corner of the coop at floor level (so the new chicks wouldn't fall to their death.) I wasn't sure this would work as my effort to move her Thursday night failed miserably, but she didn't seem to mind this time and was still there in the morning. (The other girls, btw, responded to this change in the coop by covering the Henrietta's nest box with copious amounts of poop. I don't think I have ever seen them poop this much at night.) So now we're on day one. I put the eggs from the farm under her this morning, also removing two golf balls and one unfertilized egg that she had been tending for the last week. There is still one unfertilized egg in there; hopefully I'll find it before it goes bad. None of this bothered Henrietta and she cooed and clucked and arranged the new eggs carefully. There are 7 of them. I'm not really up for 7 more chickens, but I figured some won't hatch and some will be roosters. There is no rooster plan yet, but if you are reading this and would like to have one, just let me know. I figure we'll get at least 3 - enough to go around. The breed of chickens will also be a surprise. All Ilene could tell me was "they have a bunch of different types and none are bantams." Lots of surprises to come! Here's a picture Henrietta in the new box. You'll notice that she's puffed up to about 500 percent of her normal size! I don't know how the other hens are taking to this new status (besides the pooping). Usually they all get along, but Ethel pecked at Henrietta yesterday when she came out to eat. However, maybe now that she's not hogging the "good" nest box, Ethel will settle down. Hopefully, no one will try to lay in this nest box. They don't usually like to lay on the ground, but I've marked all the fertilized eggs just in case. Here are some broody facts: The eggs should hatch in 21 days. She turns the eggs twice a day. She rarely leaves the nest box - the internet says once or twice a day to get food and water and to stretch her legs. This is dedication! She will tend the chicks until they are about 5 weeks old. Hopefully she'll be a good mom, the internet is full of horror stories (OK - that's not really a fact!) So Much Fun, xoxoxoxxo Sarah Grandbaby Mom, Faux Mom, Regular Mom, Host Mom and more!

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