no its been cold and wet and miserable
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🐾 Hecking
Life in their new home seems to agree with newlyweds Brent & Brant. The small-town bustle inspires Brent’s painting career as he tries to make a name for himself. Brant, between training clients, loves to explore the Bay's scenic neighborhoods and fresh air. Best of all, they get to spend endless time with Rosie & Joaquin—though they're already arguing about who likes who best.
Makeover of the Hecking family in Brindleton Bay. Includes hand-picked preferences, skills, careers, etc. On the gallery at m0ckest or tray files below. Enjoy!
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@gentlexwind replied to this post:
'Because if it were 12 inches long it would be a foot-'
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yknow that meme where it’s like “unfollow me cause this is all i’m gonna talk about”? .... yeah
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any trans women on here wanna tell me if im doing my injection right
its not estrtogen its clarified butter i made this morning
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OOC. -VIBRATES FURTHER IN TRANSFERRED CONSCIOUSNESS AU-
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Anyway if I die I want all of you to know that the cause of death was a modern námo wip I'm doing
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is this relatable to everyone or just me
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Brent tried cooking some scrambled eggs with bacon and somehow the stove caught on fire. He too caught on fire but quickly made the only logical choice to save himself from death, by extinguishing himself in the pool. The Fire department took their time arriving and by the time they did the fire had spread and engulfed the entire kitchen island.
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i will never understand why more people in their 80s don't commit felonies. you reach that age and surely there's something illegal you always wanted to do but didn't bc Consequences
dammit, GO FORTH GRANNIES!!! rob an armored car! hold up that bank! tunnel your way into fort knox! what are they gonna do, sentence you to 20 years? good fuckin luck with that
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