#he's so cool and so fucking lame

[kasmirkozel]

No. That doesn't happen. That never happened.

#osomatsu san #ososan #mr osomatsu #osomatsu san moblie game #ososan moblie game #mr osomatsu moblie game #tabimatsu #Mr osomatsu's Sugoroko Journey #Osomatsu San's Sugoroko Journey #that never happened #stop deluding yourself karamatsu #i almost envy how constantly and easily karamatsu cultivates his own reality #i want that faux confidence man #he's so cool and so fucking lame #karamatsu #karamatsu matsuno #matsuno karamatsu

[infernal-lamb]

I like the implication that the bishops can still enter their final forms if they really wanted to.

LOL I kinda like the idea of it, idk if it works lore-wise just because there seems to be a lot of room for interpretation over how the crowns affect the God's body/physiology, but I feel like you could toy around with the concept. I think their boss forms would be more vestigial and wouldn't serve a function outside of just kinda freaking everyone out. It would probably be too physically taxing to change into their boss forms too! but they'd do it to harass the Lamb and make life hard for them.

(and Shamura is on the roof of the Temple and reciting some silly ancient curse.....oh Shamura! [I was lazy and didnt feel like drawing more im sorry])

#cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb fanart #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cotl leshy #cotl kallamar #cotl heket #my art #maybe the crowns do Permanently alter the physiology of their hosts even after theyve been severed from their powers. idk! #the bishops are there to be Assholes thats just what they do #Leshy acclimates the best bc he just kinda vibes #Kallamar having the Least gorey transformation is so funny to me. like yeah he would be a monster but not an UGLY monster #imagine being fucked up forever but not having the cool powers to go with it. lame

[randomminty]

I heard its her birthday and had a sudden urge to draw kirararararararrara

#I LOVE YOU GO PRINCESS PRECURE GRRR ARRHHEGHAHRKJHR #im behind on hirogaru sky rn. im sorry. #i missed most of delicious precure too </3333 #rosemary and spicy im so sorry. ill come back to them eventually #rosemarys look slike kanata if he was better. hes so cool #cant he barbecue or smth. fuck yeah. #precure #pretty cure #go princess precure #cure twinkle #amanogawa kirara #i wrote amonogawa at first im sorry. theres an easy joke here. sorry. #can i talk abt how much i love go princess and heartcatchs villains. i love them. #i like how shut gets more pathetic and silly as the show goes on. and i looooove twilight/scarlet/towa love love love you #shes so cool and lame at the same time. girl that acts really cool but her lameness and silliness shines theough in everything she does #opposite of yuri/moonlight who looks lame and silly but is effortlessly cool all the time i adore her #imagine finding out ur nerd senior is the coolest superhero in the world. ehat the hell #anyway. love shut and towa i hate when theyre in the same frame. that was really weird. wish that wasnt a thing #kanata and haruka too i hate that old precures like this #you know what precure series ISNT like this……… heartcatch. watch heartcatch. #thats a lot of ramble tags ok. im done. gootbye #art tag #i forgor…..

[weirdmageddon]

sorry for liking davejade in 2023 btw its in a cool way though

#hs #davejade #like that one person said bi4bi cool silly girl and her lame ass court jester bf who enjoy each others company a lot #“its boring” well not everything has to be conflict sometimes it can be two people really vibing #and being good foils to each other and just sort of being like a lock and key #i dont dislike davekat but i felt like they bickered too much which is Funny dont get me wrong #but i like davejade for different reasons #in that i feel like dave is at his most heartfelt with her #bc jade doesnt do anything to warrant snarkiness. she doesnt make him uncomfortable and that earns his trust like a lot #ppl say its boring cause its a mf ship and they dont get them like i do #and my answer to that as an agender person is who the fuck cares #i hate ppl dismissing mf ships out of hand like…hey bi ppl exist. and even if they were straight they still got a good dynamic #of care and interest towards each other #hes not her knight in shining armor bffr. she has uhhh fucking GUN #they are Equals #jade slaps the shit outta people on more than one occasion lol #they infodump to EACH OTHER and they both listen #remember when jade wanted to infodump to john about physics remember that #dave would eat that up like oh damn that so dope and tie it back to time or whatever. special relativity #since space and time are fundamentally related #sorry im running on fumes rn i didnt sleep last night #ALSO THEY HAVE MATCHING ALCHEMIZED OUTFITS #jade’s dead shuffle dress and dave’s four aces suited both use a midnight crew poster as ingredients #i should draw them together in that mspa style #maybe theyre not even romantic. who said ships had to be. its short for relationship #well theres multiple kinds of relationships. what if they were queerplatonic

[ravenrambles6229]

dragons rising really went "so what if we fucking nail every character and make every character fucking rule and introduce a bunch of new characters and oh here's kai just getting the best characterization in years/fucking ever. like man kai deserves some time so let's just make him the best. here's all the depth to kai that you've been imagining for the past decade. just for you" and then i'm supposed to be normal about it

also the fact that he made this big sacrifice, telling bonsel to close the portal, and nobody even gets to know he willingly sacrificed himself this time. cuz they couldn't hear him.

oh and here's a kai and nya kid flashback go cry about it

last season we had a kid lloyd flashback. any bets on kid jay, cole, or newly built zane flashbacks?

#ninjago dragons rising #dragons rising spoilers #ninjago spoilers #ninjago dragons rising spoilers #ninjago masters of spinjitzu #cole was great this season #so was zane #and arin and sora had cool arcs #but holy shit kai #he has been consistently stealing the show this season #that scene with wyldfyre #all the scenes with wyldfyre #the fact that he referenced his time mourning nya #how he is still profoundly stupid and weird and cringe and lame #but also so fuckin cool and loving and caring about everyone #he loves his family so much #he's really good at what he does! #this isn't the kai that falls apart with anger #this is the kai that still gets fucking angry and frustrated #but then listens to his family and deals with it #kai ninjago #kai smith #cole has my whole heart but kai #kai is special to me #they all are to be fair #anyway i liked the new season #pacing was wonky but the quality was consistently good with fun jokes and cool animation and scenes #i like it a lot #i wanna work for lego one day #that would be nice

[sepiamestus]

Honestly if I think about it long enough I actually only really dislike the fanon version of norman and not the canon version. This is because the fanon version tries to make him out to be some cool jesus martyr figure and in canon hes just a freak and a dork ass loser

#THIS IS A JOKE mostly. #Nikki i see ur norman analyses ur tye only one allowed to make him seem cool. The rest of you are wrong #Hes so lame and thats why hes great. He tried to pretend he had a sixth sense for demons to impress his crush #Hes a fucking loser and its awesome. Stop ruining him #ruby speaks

[subtle-as-an-earthquake]

he's so fucking pretty and RIDICULOUSLY sweet oh my goodness AAAAHHH 😭😭💞💞

i told him the OMB was incredible and that i'd been listening to it on repeat and he was like "really? 🥺 that's so kind" and then i gave him some turtle socks i'd brought him (bc why not 🐢) and he loved them and called me a fucking sweetheart and then he hugged me tightly and kissed my cheek 😭😭😭😭🫠🫠🫠 i got so giddy i forgot my record he signed and then he had to walk after me to give it to me 😭 whoopsie

#he also asked where I was from so I told him 'here' and he said 'oh i thought you were british' #so i told him i used to live in london and he said oh cool me too! and i was like I know 😭 #lmaooooo #fuck he was so sweet #I'm glad he liked the turtle socks bc I was a bit like 'is this lame' lol #awww #anyway this was incredible I'm so glad I went #🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #lovely lovely turtle man #I'll upload some videos later ✨️ #miles kane #minnie talks

[dedenneblogs]

(heartbreak high) that one babysitting format meme

but my fun lil spin on it

#heartbreak high #fyp #netflix #netflix heartbreak high #ok ill explain #quinni is the best out of all of them #makes schedules and everything; takes job very serious #amerie is an older sibling she's been babysitting for free #malakai probably is like “this is the next generation-- we have to raise them right” #ant kind of just lets the kids play fortnite with him #missy is rlly popular with the kids she babysits. the parents not so much #cash is scared of the kids. is genuinely afraid they'll shatter like a vase if he drops them from too high #jojo is the definition of wine aunt #harper gives older brother core energy but sister if that makes sense #also is shown to radiate big sis energy #dusty probably tries to act cool but probably just comes off lame #darren doesnt like kids. plain and simple #woodsy gives off strict elderly babysitter energy IM SORRY #sasha is just rlly lame. probably makes kids go to bed rlly early so she can just goof off so comes off as mean #fuck chook #spider is self explanatory #cash's nan may seem jarring but im not sure she seems like the type to secretly be a bad influence

[software-bugs-b-gon]

Have you ever smoked before? or was that just an attempt to look cool?

Nobody should do this to themselves. Just talk to a bro, or something. Or exercise.

That's a better habit to build.

#sbbg #mcaskblog #herobrine #rudell #/say (introduction) #this post is very anti smoking #it only looks cool but sigmas reason to smoke is sad and lame #he just wanted to find the comfort he couldnt get so he turned to something destructive #i think he does try to quit but either hes half hearted abt it #or he hadnt succeeded #but one things clear and no way in fucking hell he wants anyone to get addicted to smoking #normally hed shrug it off but i feel like he felt a bit strongly abt it in this post to drop that goofy persona for a bit

[colinprovolone]

man riz is so cool when he’s doing his thing

#i love how murph keeps trying to reinforce how lame riz is in most other situations (the crowd somehow boos him) even when he’s doing well #but he’s just so fucking good at investigating and stealth that there’s no point in obscuring it he’s just badass #so lame so cool. what a little guyyyy #rambles #fhjy #d20

[mummer]

they could never EVER neverrrrrr ever ever do this even ryan condal would never cede such an “iconic” setpiece & “memorable” dialogue and even if he wanted to HBO simply would not allow it but in my minds eye ideal hotd adaptation of the battle of the gods eye completely discards EVERYTHING supposedly recounted/editorialized in fire and blood no anime dialogue no ultra choreographed fight scene no cinematic beautiful shots of the dragons dancing no leaping from dragon to dragon its actually like incredibly fast and loud and incomprehensible to the audience just beasts colliding and ripping each other apart dirt and blood and horrific and disgusting and ultimately super SUPER pathetic ❤️ daemon and aemond dont get to make any epic last stands theres no glorious blaze out, no chilling last words, no grand narrative, in the end it really is just two men thudding to the bottom of a lake and getting eaten by fish. make the craziest climax in the world an anticlimax. ultimate antimoment

#of course. this can only be in my dreams #hotd #my greatest idea is daemon doesnt even get his sword in the eye grand leap moment #cause like. Well physically that would be completely insane #they both get thrown together when their dragons collide and theyre both already dead from blunt force trauma #and the sword just kind of accidentally impales aemond lol #i just hate to see a character like daemon get somehow validated by the narrative as super cool and awesome and sexy etc #like for what? hes just a maaannn it’s just what you do. hes a human man at the end of it #cant ascend to godhood good buddy. better luck in ur next life. u sucked at this one #L + you have erectile dysfunction you cannot be legolas jumping on floating dragon scales. lame! #even if he did sink that sword in… its so pointless JDGDKSH. U ARE BOTH GOING TO DIE ANYWAY…. #i love crazy awesome action setpieces i love good cool action directing i dont think it necessarily would even be bad #but i think it does cede some of its own point. i guess thats the whole ‘you cant make an anti war film’ thing again #daemons whole fucking deal is just so boring to me unless it’s undermined and subverted. i love when hes a whiny pathetic mess. #and NOT a slay dom daddy. aemond i cant even discuss he does not do anything for me.

[ehhgg-art]

achilles in my head: anarchist, realistically psychotic, a scholar, artistic/creative

achilles in canon: R rated looneytoons villain

#he’s so cool in my head but so fucking lame in canon #achilles de flandres i will save you!!!! #achilles de flandres #enders game #enders shadow #orson scott card #osc #fuck that guy

[fursectomy]

call me vriska the way i hate weak and pathetic boys

#the troll girls are so cool and the boys are so fuckinh lame #i really like karkat and i can fuck with gamzee and sollux #ill like equis when hes being balanced out by nepeta bc their friendship can be cute sometimes #but man eridan and tavros are sooooo lame vriska is so real for everything she did to them #:P #homestuck #vriska serket #takies

[automatonknight]

id: a digital drawing of sol badguy from guilty gear. he’s shown in his strive outfit. his clothes are colored pink and dark turqoise and his hair is blonde instead of brown. he’s shown sort of floating and holding the outrage behind himself by the bandage on its handle, hovering his free hand over the blade. he has a neutral expression on his face and he’s looking off to the left. the background is a pink circle that gets lighter towards the centre. end id

#happy heart shapes month here's sol but pink #i love love love this color varaint of his so much he's so cute ^__^ #<not biased on the basis on being a robo main and playing his pink skin always #art #fanart #guilty gear #sol badguy #ooh and the little ending bit on the bandage?? or whatever the fuck that is is colored like the aro flag because it was green and reminded #me of the flag and also aromanticism is cool as fuck i think #srry the bg is so lame but i've been working on this since last night and well. i was getting a bit sick of it. circle time

[waywardsalt]

im actually going to tear into totk’s dragon’s tears/ memories rn bc i remember feeling distinctly unsatisfied with them when i got all of them so im just going to write some general bullet points about them, about what i dislike or maybe what i do actually like about them, leaving out both master sword scenes and the mummydorf one because i’m here to talk about the stuff in the past not that

- off the bat (i play this game in english btw so all of this is based on the english text and translation i am aware some stuff is slightly different in other languages) im not really a fan of how the descriptions of all of the tears is just a literal description of what happens?? i think my issue with it is that some of the text is a little bit too in depth, as in it just tells you literally everything about the scene. this might be nitpick-y but i personally dont like it

- what’s up with zelda saying ‘but that must mean...!’ at the end of the scene. is it suggesting that she’s made the realization that rauru and sonia are the first king and queen of hyrule? because they literally tell her that like ten seconds before. i guess it’s suggesting she’s realizing she’s in the past but... idk the texts says ‘she’s left startled by a suspicion that she’s heard those names before’ yeah theyre the first king and queen of hyrule?? they tell her that. they tell her their names and that they are the first leaders of hyrule is she just now connecting the dots that she’s in the past? that’s what the next cutscene implies. but all of the surrounding dialogue and the description don’t suggest that that’s what she’s realizing i feel like this was kind of muddled in the translation

- why did sonia elbow rauru he was just standing weird he didnt say anything this isnt a nitpick im just confused. is it because he’s not being very empathetic towards what zelda’s going through? she elbows him and then she goes and talks to zelda why even elbow rauru. ordinarily you elbow someone like that if you mean for them to go do something why elbow someone if you’re going to do the thing you want anyways

- why doesnt zelda offer to help with the purah pad or anything like that. what happened to her sheikah tech fascination from botw. not even as someone actually familiar with the technology who could give mineru some points as to how it works

- what are sonia and zelda doing behind rauru when he shoots that insane fucking beam at the mulduga swarm they’re clearly doing something with their stones but like... are they amplifying rauru’s power somehow?? what do time powers have to do with the beam of light i dont- what were they doing please the text description only mentions him using his powers so are sonia and zelda just... supporting his powers? idk man

- dragon tear #5 is a whole can of worms with its worse-than-oot reenactment of that one scene from oot. why the focus on sonia and her tear btw. i mean yeah she dies to motivate rauru and zelda but like. why not aim for the new girl who probably doesn’t know how to use it as much and is probably more likely to be separate from the king who can shot insane lasers. im really not a fan of this scene for how strongly the game sides with rauru and zelda being passive and judgemental but ganondorf is literally the best part of it there’s a lot of character in just how he picks up his sword and stands up to leave

- putting memories 6 and 7 together just because of how there was just. no fucking care put into the idea of zelda learning to use her time powers. memory 6 zelda talks about wanting to use her time powers and sonia gives her tips on how she could use it and visualize the use of it and then in memory 7 she can just use it perfectly with great control and timing. why even bother talking about her nothing yet understanding how to use it when the very next scene she just uses it like it’s nothing. how much time has passed we get nothing to show us zelda trying to practice this power just. nope. she’s good she can use it perfectly. also more awkward dialogue sonia saying ‘what a picture zelda paints of him’ as she is. looking directly at zelda. change the line to like, ‘what a picture you paint of him’ she is literally looking right at zelda so why would she say it like that

- generally i feel like memory six should have been before 4 and 5 (4 being where she uses some power to... support??? rauru and it being before memory 5 so that there isnt this weird break in between the memories concerning ganondorf.) memory 6 does not have anything to do with memory 4 or 5 so just put it earlier so there isnt a weird shift in focus between the two big ganondorf scenes

- good god they introduce the idea of sonia and zelda being aware of ganondorf using a fake zelda but theres literally nothing about it having been a problem or them having experience or like. anything. they just TELL you that they know and suggest that it’s been like. a thing for a bit??? also obligatory ganondorf’s face model rigging is fucked comment he’s still the best part

- the pacing of these memories is just weird in general, memories 7 and 8 being separate but the same scene is strange when other memories are long as fuck but cover one event each, plus theres clearly barely any passage of time between memories 7 and 8 it almost feels like they were split up to fill space or just because otherwise it’d be... too long? man idk

- ‘queen sonia needs you!’ girl she is DEAD good fucking luck doing anything to help her

- ganondorf’s horse and its armor both look sick as fuck i really wish you got to see more of it outside the memory it appears in

- everything about the original sages honestly sucks. they aren’t characters they’re just walking macguffins. they have no names and are not relevant or mentioned or make any appearance until they are needed by the story. why does the zora sage talk about getting word about the attacked gerudo village in this scene when like. they’ve all met up and have clearly. been together for a bit. when she gives them the news it’s clearly the first they’ve heard of it... but... why would she wait until this moments to give this info unless for the benefit of the player watching the scene. why does the ZORA sage have this news and not... the gerudo sage?? what’s with the masks. they’re all made of zonaite or whatever sure theyre gifts from rauru but like. i hate that it kind of denotes them being subservient and lower than him and the zonai. honestly i really hate this scene in general mostly because of the uncomfortable showing of how rauru absolutely holds power over them and despite them being leaders as well they are expected to be wholly blindly loyal to him. rauru only gives them these stones when he needs their aid and they swear loyalty too him soon after but you also see that sonia and mineru have stones, too, so they’re clearly withholding these things despite it being kind of reasonable for him to give each race their own secret stone as further proof of their pact? there is so much shit to be said about the imperialistic themes or whatever in this fucking story and i really hate it

- i do kinda like how the next scene shows you that the one rock in the corner of that first hidden room in the forgotten temple is sonia’s grave

- zelda’s phrasing and description of how she and link found ganondorf is weird to me ‘he’s still alive’ ‘he lives on’ girl that was a mummy. he was not moving until you got there. he’s undead at best as far as you know. this is def a nitpick but eh. also the reliance on link is a... bit odd when zelda does not actually know that link is safe until she gets the master sword. its fine but still. also her shell-shocked expression after rauru talks about her being in the past for a reason is a bit... it doesn’t fit her emotion it’s kind of similar to the expression she had when sonia was killed

- the memory about the imprisoning war starts with practically the whole story up until now being repeated back to you by mineru with a decent amount of bias on mineru’s part and while it’s fine because of some of the extra stuff you learn but it does a lot more telling rather than showing when it comes to the actual imprisoning war and... idk the whole thing about their ‘fight’ kind of falls flat when you don’t actually see any fighting you just see that the sages have gotten their asses beat. i think it would have been a little interesting if in the god-awful repetitive sage-awakening scenes they had actually showed you the og sages fighting ganondorf instead of just. slow-mo freeze-frames for whatever. once again ganondorf if the best part of the scene

- the rest of the memories are fine idc

i get the feeling that the japanese-to-english translation was either all-around rough or somehow rushed, because some of the phrases in the game as well as some of the dialogue is really awkward and... could have been better. i don’t know how it works but it feels like a lot of it was very literal, direct translation and no one at noa thought that it ought to be tweaked just a little bit

these memories also do a fuck-ton of telling rather than showing and it really is like they don’t really trust you to connect the dots, and some of it does come off like they either didn’t want to make more memories or ran out of time or something. i felt like the memory of ganondorf just summoning his monsters and riding on his cool horse could have been a bit longer to actually show us the forces of hyrule fighting him and having a hard time with it

a lot of the character animations doesn’t have a whole lot of personality to them, ganondorf is the character who had the most distinct and interesting movements. rauru and sonia had their... singular movement (rauru putting a hand to his chin and sonia taking zelda’s hands) and zelda was kind of just... standing around and reacting to stuff, and neither mineru nor any of the other sages had any really interesting animations asides from mineru’s coughing fit in memory 16 (plus her reclining chair that was a nice touch). very few of their movements really express anything about the characters besides some really baseline values or traits.

the ordering of some memories is kind of odd, the excessive flashbacks in memory 17 are a bit much, the telling rather than showing, the sometimes awkward dialogue, a lot of the scenes are characters just... talking at each other, you don’t actually see very much of hyrule in the past or any characters beyond the main four, and it really did nothing to actually get me to care about these characters at all.

tldr i dont like totk’s dragon tears

#i didnt want to revisit this game but the memories in totk bother me. once im done with this tho i can go read my new volumes of berserk #salty talks #loz #legend of zelda #totk #literally the narrative of this game dragged the rest of the game through mud for me so im going to complain abt it more #any time i wanted to rewatch a part of a scene i have to sit through a few minutes of bullshit just to get to the point. #these things are so long and barely anything happens in them #half of these cutscenes are just characters standing around and talking theres so little actual character to most of the character movements #ganondorf has the most emotive and distinct movements in all of these scenes #they have the most personality and you get the most variety. with rauru and sonia its just. shes gentle n motherly hes uhhhh arrogant king #honest to god. i miss linebeck. i miss the way he was animated and the sheer amount of personality they gave him in every cutscene #fuck man i miss botw's memories. despite them being shorter (i'm pretty sure) i feel like there was more essence to them. more character #listen. i understand that gamedev is hard and so is writing and animating but like. this game is seventy fucking dollars. #despite him being so disappointingly one-note. ganondorf was the most interesting fucking character in these memories #finding the dragon's tears was fun but actually watching them was lame af #hey remember those posts i made about ph's cutscenes? maybe its the autism but i feel like i couldnt write those paragraphs abt totk #ig just. ph is my special interest and i have a negative bias against totk. if you think im dead wrong about this stuff go ahead. #i dont blame anyone for taking my words with a grain of salt. come to your own conclusions. if oyu like totk's memories cool! #anyways im done bye im gonna read berserk. which actually has a nuanced story and world and characters and a multi-faceted villain #totk spoilers #bitching abt totk

[mikiruma]

#polls #hyperspecific poll #pluralgang #loud text - #1) i tried to make an arcade. it went so bad. cyclone is in every other major room. help #2) mags/whip/[REDACTED]/mako (technically) #3) bea's whereabouts are still currently unknown but she DOES exist bc she played goatlings last year #4) ralph/julian's beef is incomprehensible but so. so funny #5) OW MY FUCKING WIENOR -homestar voice #6) [REDACTED] you're my bestie and all but lighten up man #7) [DATA EXPUNGED] is cool and also nothing like the person he identifies with but also get better taste in music plz #8) im sure the map is still somewhere i just have a lot of key locations & no idea how theyre connected #you ever teleport in your headspace bc walking is lame