#he's doing it like 40 times a day

[haknom]

either i’m delulu or he acc likes me guys

#⭐️ — k’s thoughts #at least 40-50% like #there’s no way #who would take time out of their day to glance and look at someone every chance they get #would go quiet and do an awkward shy gaze whenever she’s around even if he’s with his friends #And would hesitate to reply to u if she were to ask him a question #Come on think abt it. #idk who would but blueberry does w me guys!!!!! 😁🤭😍🥰😘😇😊☺️😄😁😆😜😝😋🤪😚🤭🤗 #if only he spoke to me…. #HES SO SHY BRO I SWEAR #(me too) #Bht it’s only okay when i do it. #i lvoe him guys forever and ever #my one and only fr #☝️☝️ #gna listen to his playlist today

[babacontainsmultitudes]

80 or so years of life really ain't enough can I have an elf lifespan instead please? Or at least a dwarf's... I need at least a couple hundred years... Oh and a new spine every 5 or so years, if that's not too much to ask. 3. 3 years actually. Yeah, a new spine every 2 years, and a lifespan of 350-750 years, that's all I want really.

#SORRY this is such a random thing to be posting about and I guess it's a vent post haha #I suppose I've just been feeling a lot of... dread and fear lately... especially in the late hours... #''Lately'' as in on and off for most of my life but *a lot* as of the past few months #Like #Oh it's weirdly embarrassing to talk about this here it's a tad personal uh **tw (discussions of) death #But do you ever just feel paralyzed by the knowledge that one day you'll be 40? Or 60? Or 80? If you're lucky! #I worry a lot about wasting my life #I worry a lot about dying an unpleasant death #Or a painful one #I suppose I've always been gerascophobic... #But finishing school and turning 23 and not having a job and having just a hard time with my physical health lately... #I haven't been great I guess #I just feel like time has been moving so quickly lately!!! #And I've been going nowhere. #:0 not to be too much of a bummer y'all I'm not like feeling horrible rn or anything but I do need to vent I think #Cause if not it just stays coiled up inside of me. #*gah* I should channel all of this energy into Glenn in my pirate fic lol #😌 he's insecure (in part) cause he feels old #🥲 ough and I don't feel amazing about that most recent chapter but I guess that's a whole new vent #working on some different stuff for a bit. #ANYWAYS #I hope whoever happens to be reading this is having a good night ✨️ #oh or day if it's day for you lol

[alpinelogy]

help your ib post 😭

everytime i see something mention ib in the wild it’s always shocking bc i forget it wasn’t just a personal fever dream

help ib sure does feel like that from start to finish 😭

#ask #anonymous #nonnie if youre comfortable come off anon im always willing to commiserate about the ib o7 #also this will be the only time i mention him on this blog but did you know that nico rosberg has most likely done the ib? #he went to (and graduated from) isn nice and at present day they only offer ibdp and ibcp and cp is a new programme #the more you know. also he mightve failed ib history the interview this is from is unclear if its talking about highschool or not #and yk. i dont know 100% if he actually DID ib or not it is just the most logical assumption. afaik he did get offered a spot at icl #and you need 40+ points for that so yk. maybe he did do the ib. but then that contradicts failing history... yeah idk lol #sorry for the tangent drivers/athletes education is just endlessly fascinating to me lmao. i got horribly sidetracked here

[adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy]

home from work

#if I speak… #one of the girls walked out yesterday #the best worker we have is on the verge of blowing up on this bitch’s leaders bc since he can do everything quick and efficiently already #they’re putting 3 to 4 ppl’s workloads on him to see how far they can extend his worth and then they’re over his shoulder the whole time #micromanaging him so today he almost lost it and was literally walking around mumbling about his disrespectful they all are (facts) #and how if they don’t think he’s doing it right then they can do it and I know for a fact one of the ladies heard him #bc he wasn’t even trying to hide it at this point and like this dude is cool he has a lot of patience and helps out any way he can #so if HE’S on the brink of snapping then the rest of us don’t stand a chance LMFAO #anyways today was a fucking mess those leaders know nothing about our store yet so they have us making less than what we need until we need #it so we get behind constantly and they made prep a disaster bc again they think they can just prep a bunch of stuff in the morning #and it’ll last the whole day and yes that works in theory but the reality of the situation is every day is different and today #we sold double what we did yesterday so they had to move me to prep to fix their mistakes bc we were running out of stuff 4 hours in lmfao #and I’m the only one left who knows how to do everything on prep bc the other girls had never done it before #we’re supposed to prep 20 mac n cheese trays in the morning for the whole day #we open lunch at 10:30 tell me why I go into the cooler at 12 put more in the oven and there’s only 5 left #it’s been less than 2 HOURS and you’re already running out of macs which means those idiots prepped barely anything just to try and save mo #*money to cut down waste but that gag if you’re losing money bc now you’re short on everything and customers are leaving bc they’re having #to wait a long time for their food #and macs take 40 minutes to cool LMFAO #I get over there they’re out of parfaits they’re out of fruit cups they’re out of kale salads the front is coming in and having to take #stuff as I make it bc they keep getting orders and it’s all just a fucking mess #I have to make a custom wrap and what happens?? those morons didn’t pull the flatbreads out of the freezer like they’re supposed to every #night so now we have no flatbread and I had to run back there and put them in the warming drawer to defrost and we lost an order bc I had #nothing to make the wraps with <3 #I go back there to get more cold chicken SPOILER ALERT they didn’t have anyone make any this morning so now there’s no chicken for the wrap #and salad and it has to be grilled and then chilled for 2 FUCKING HOURS before it can be used #they’re a fucking disaster like 😭 #was the store perfect before?? ofc not but it ran quickly and efficiently as it should and now it’s literally just a mess #this bitch hasn’t even owned it for a full week yet and has already fucked it all up #womp womp!!!!!!

[introspectivememories]

i hate it when people make the joke like "oh steve rogers is a right-wing conservative" like shut up shut up Shut Up!!! just say you know nothing about steve rogers and go! steve is actively cussing out his landlord for putting the rent too high. steve is beating the shit out of neo-nazis. the first time steve is talking about the 40s at like colombia or whatever and some dude asks "what do you think would've happend if hitler won?" he's halfway over the table, about to beat the shit out that man, before he realizes that civilians are off-limits. tucker carlson hates him! steve rogers is at every anti-war protrest he can find. the first press confrence the avengers do, steve leans into the mike unprompted and says "unionize. they wouldn't hate it so much if it didn't work." then two seconds later leans in again and says "also, i dont agree with what we're doing in the middle east. stop using my image as propaganda. i will sue." stevie, babyboy, get behind me.

#none of you get him like i do #that man is a full on leftist and to portray him as anything else is a diservice to his character #his side of the room back in the 40s was plastered with pages from the catholic worker #he cried the first time he met dorothy day #pepper tries to do damage control but steve just looks her in the eye and says 'im not apologizing' #also he does sue #steve rogers #comic.rambles

[aashiyancha]

Lucas!

#rune factory 5 #rune factory #rf5 lucas #i wasted all day doodling skits #then i took a break from that to doodle lucas #i actually skipped classes today to do this #i wasnt ready to start #ahhhhhh #aashi doodles #my only break today was to go to work for a bit haha... #the longer i look at him the more i feel i didnt make him look old enough... #like he has the energy of a man in his late 30's maybe 40's #but i dont think i quite got that here he only feels late 20's early 30's at most #ergghh ill try again another time

[genshins1mpact]

#genshin kaveh #kaveh #kaveh genshin #kaveh gi #genshin impact #genshinimpact #aerinposting #genshins1mpact #aerin.jpg #ran into this randomly on twt the other day and just found it too cute not too share;;;;; #assuming its from al haitham's voice lines?? #i haven't had the time/energy to farm for him so he's sitting at lvl 40 atm. stuck in the teapot until im forcer to build him for dailies #stuck tryna build yaoyao atm and like i love her sm.. but her burst being on field only??? absolutely dogshit man wtf 😭 #rly only sounds good for like co op ig ....and mine's c4 bc i lost the 50/50 and had to do a bunch of pulls;;; lol?

[ardate]

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#protests #france #just me rambling #i'm getting real tired of those posts being like ''in the US we cant protest like the french do cuz we get violently repressed'' #it is undeniable!! i am not arguing with the fact your riots got stifled very violently. it fucking sucks #but we ALSO do!! The french government literally got denounced by the UN for its use of weapons and ultra-violence against protesters #just a couple days ago there was a huge protest against an installation that would ruin us ecologically #in a continuation to the pension protests #the cops fired 4000 grenades in two hours. #several of those aimed directly at protestors. which is illegal and very dangerous and can KILL #40 heavily wounded. two people are between life and death. #someone lost an eye. a journalist got hit by a grenade in the leg and is gonna be out of work for 2 months. #one is still in a coma. it's been five days. he might die. #it took two hours for the ambulance to get there for him cuz it got blocked by the cops. which is extremely illegal. but they're cops. #and this is one protest but it's like that all the time #last week a woman got her thumb torn off by a grenade shot directly at her #there literally is a recurring joke among cops about 'losing hands' cuz of the sheer amount of ppl who got theirs torn off like this #i sympathize with americans your cops are fucking nightmares. #but so are ours. we get beaten up and mangled and killed. but we're still out there #stop pretending we only riot the way we do cuz we have it easy. i'm legit going to kick your ass #i didn't distribute eye drops to my fellow teargassed protestors last week in my tiny ass city to be told we play on easy mode #anyway. grabbing my medic kit and going out to protest again in an hour. what will You do?

[serkonans]

so frustrated bc I need to break up w my personal trainer fr But he's experienced w helping people recover from injury and I want him to coach me through getting back into lifting after top surgery

#oisín.txt #oisín.n #i don't even have a surgery date yet tho. they haven't called to let me know if there's any openings #i saw my trainer for the first time in like 5 months on the 3rd bc his schedule had literally allowed no overlap w mine #and i was billed out for a bunch of sessions i couldn't schedule and he kept forgetting to update my workout routine like #just to extend the workout for extra days in the app so i could track it. not even add anything like I'd send him multiple msgs like #hey zach can you schedule some more workouts. and he'd be like oh yeah sure and then not do it #and then left me on read when i asked about afternoon availability until After I'd paused my membership and then he was super apologetic. #anyway i finally came back bc i wanted to prep for surgery better #and today was my second session back and he literally canceled on me ten min before the session when I'd already taken off work #and walked there. which. thank god i was able to leave work early instead of lyfting bc if i'd put $40 on my credit card #for no fucking reason i'd have lost my entire mind #he did refund the session and credit me for a free one but i know it's just bc he doesn't want me to immediately dump him again but. #zach. buddy.

[lyriumlullaby-ao3]

@broodsys this is he, the man himself!!!

his name is Marston, i adopted him ~8 yrs ago, he is an ancient eldritch being who does not age 💖💖

#no he does lmfao he’s maybeeeee 9-10? but they told me he was 5-6 when i adopted him which clearly was NOT true now lmao #otherwise he’d be showing his age a LOT more and he’s barely even slowing down #he hates catnip and loves sour cream and always fights with other cats and he chews on cardboard when he wants something bc he knows it- #-annoys me lmao #also he’s the best biscuit maker on earth. he’s BIG too like ~12 lbs at a healthy weight?? and giant paws #he loves to cuddle and usually that’s what he wants when he’s chewing on cardboard alskjdksla #if i don’t hold him 8 times a day he yells at me lmao #has ~40 different meows including ‘bratty teen’ ‘you caught me doing something i know i’m not supposed to and i’m ashamed’ and ‘scolding’ #i love him SO much he’s the best 💖💖💖 #antares speaks #not dragon age #cats #marston

[coffeeandcalligraphy]

ok ok so you know how my life has majorly revolved around my pain since july & how that has been extremely difficult :) well lately I find myself getting up later than I want to & making my bed as badly as I possibly can & getting out of the house after noon when I planned to get out in the morning & walking to the library when it’s sunny & sitting there for hours & the whole time I’m most concerned with writing & that it’s incredible what I’m doing, it’s a little paradise

#you know how I hoped September would be kind to me well it delivered #I actually didn’t realize how mentally poorly I was doing until I got out of it ! #like oooooof it’s like a chronic pain veil #& to be very honest it’s because I’m physically better so I cannot blame myself and I don’t lol bc there will be a time when that happens #<< again #I mean better loosely I just mean I haven’t had 8/10 pain every day for weeks LOLLL #but it’s really quiet and beautiful & im grateful !!! like yay I can still create ! #I’m not thinking abt my pain 95% of the day now it’s probably about 40%? 50? so a lot but I’m literally not every single thought LOL #sometimes it’s even like 20! not even cuz anything is getting better bc it’s not but I will take it even if idk why!!! #(& by nothing is getting better I mean meaningfully better but I have been blessed with some good days lately which I had none #of all summer) #I say this bc every day I wake up and immediately think OH GOD MY PAIN which is so valid bc it’s awful in the morning getting up is like #falling into a black hole Lol but also while that thought is still there I also thought #wow I’m so excited to write today I’m so excited to see what Jeremiah does #HE IS THE NARRATOR OF HEALING #also like SOOO PRIVILEGED to be able to do this like I also wanted to say that! #anyway update for u since I know I have shared the Despair but none of the beauty yet lol #lots of love chronic illness/pain bbs <3

[transmascnepetaleijon]

i feel like one day ill be 37 sitting in my studio with no ideas on what to draw and will think "hmmm. ill just draw men" and start sketching, and then when im finished ill look at the paper and dave strider will be there staring right back at me

#and thats how ill be almost 40 and get thrown STRAIGHT back into homestuck. #ill post it in my art instagram #(instagram has become a second twitter after the og got bought by the us government and mark zuckerberg decided to profit off of that) #and my thousands of fans who adore my comic (about two guys doing fuck all i hope) will ask me #''looool whos th saucy son of sobbing clown poodle'' (internet slang for the time) #and ill type in with my old decrepit 2022 internet slang ''blorbo from my webcomic dave strider hes like the supreme skrunly'' #(three people respond to it calling me a combination of old+new 2040s slur and im not sure which of them is joking) #they decide in the posts Debate Area (second comment section for discussions to prevent fights) that he is worthy of attention #and so the 4Th Homestuck Renaissance begins. in three days the hyper online fans (chronically online people but like worse) #put it on the Cool Page (trending but worse) and homestuck goes mainstream #funkopops of the characters are made within a week of this happening #and theres a new meme of putting the official dave strider resin figurine in a jar and caprioning it THROWING HIM INTO THE SHAKER. DRINKABL #someone mentions the rainbow dash jar meme and disappears misteriously #they find out homestuck is public property since hussie was murdered in 2024 and vis media quietlt shut down a few years later #and start publishing fanfic (top ship is jadevris in a surprising turn of events) #the davekat hate is still there but like worse and im one of the top creatores to get crucified (there are 56 buzzfeed articles on me) #this ruins my comic artists career and i kill myself in november 5th 2048 #txt

[sh5]

just told my parents never to contact me again over something relatively minor moment!

#I had a lot of shit to do this week and weekend but they asked me to dogsit Wed-Sun and it’s a 45lb 5mo puppy with absolutely no training #besides recognizing her name. and literally every day has been a major struggle for one reason or another and i ended up spending $100+ #overall bc of a new harness and OH YEA THE UBER THAT COST 40 BECAUSE THEY TOOK MY CAR AND DIDNT BRING IT BACK #and they were majorly abusive for like 10 years so. whatever. fuck this stupid dog. literally mortified by the way she acts in public #I’m like!! embarrassed because another dog owner there is someone i. want to respect me (and he doesn’t) and I could tell he was #judging me as a dog owner and it’s just like. idk. I’ve cried like 4 times over the last 3 days #lee speaks

[jo-does-things]

Something that is so funny about parents is that they will spend the majority of your preteen and teen years drilling into you the importance of ‘task’ whether that be a job, chores etc etc

And then they will be like ‘hey you have time off can you help me with’

And be utterly surprised pikachu when you inform them that no. You cant. You have to complete ‘task.’

#what do you mean you cant be on hand all the time to help with xyz #well you see father you drilled into me by example and verbally that I am only valuable when i am working #also I like to eat and spend money on little treats #so I will be working. #and oddly enough after a 40 hour work week i dont want to spend all day on a project with you doing only the tasks a five year old could do #because you cant let go of the more interesting stuff yet #anyway im bitching i love my father very much but he does test me on occasion

[dandyshucks]

omfg I'm so stressed these past few days that I've gotten eczema 😭 I've only had it a couple times before and both times have been within the past few years when I was at my lowest fhdjdl this does not bode well for me !!!!

#shoutout to my sister for telling me thats what this is #i was thinking it was some kind of weird hives bc... i also get stress hives dhfjkdl #or maybe a bug bite reaction but noooo its eczema 😭 #and I can only recall getting this like twice in my whole life and both times were within the past four or five yrs #i have not been doing well fhfkdl #G.uzma save me... i would kill to get a hug from him honestly fjfkdl #i think an hour long hug from him would ease like... 40% of my stress rn #im going to go to sleep and think abt what excellent hugs he would give fhfkld #and hopefully tomorrow is a decent day #we shall see. sigh ! #dandy.cmd #vent //

[skullzy20]

I am not exaggerating when I say I live with one of the worst cishet men I've ever met in my life and its horrible

Pretty big vent incoming in tags, just a warning. Feel free to scroll past /gen

#sorry i. need to vent #he is genuinely one of the most ignorant; stubborn; and absolutely manchild of a man I've ever seen #I'm not fucking lying when I say he gets pissy and shouts and complains about EVERYTHING #and I don't mean just occasional shouting and getting loud #whenever he's upset. its /loud/. very loud #first time in my 5 years of knowing him I had enough and snapped back at him because he was yelling at me- #-bc I supposedly do absolutely nothing around the house and I take horrible care of myself and dont care about anything #at least in regards to the house #and complains about why I'm deciding not to go to college and that he got a job at 15 while he's literally #in his mid 40's #so. #like. #I told him I'm still 18 and I dont want him to boss around my entire fucking life but he brought up the excuse again of- #-him doing all the shit I SHOULD be doing by his words when he was 15 #first of all. like. to get things straight; we are not related at all not even in the slightest #he's my mothers bf; I don't know why he gets so pissy at me about MY life of all things #like Jesus Christ shut up challenge impossible #yeah I had a fun (/s) moment earlier where I went to clean my dish and he started to snap at me about how I- #-walk past the dishes every day while they're piled up and I should do them. meanwhile. they're literally not mine. ever #I get it yeah but. whatever. he kept going onn and on and on and got even more upset with me literally not saying or doing anything to- #-provoke him more #Ig he just doesn't know that!! wow!! I do actually care about my life and future!!!! #and that getting a job is not that easy or the same as it was 30+ fucking years ago!! wow!! who would've guessed!!!! #Like genuinely i am literally trying to get a job rn and shit and have been stressing horribly about it for literal YEARS #but yeah ignore that I guess ok sure buddy #god sorry i.. really hate him. a lot #I dont like to hate on people really; esp if im accustomed to them. but him. he. no <3 #I will say I hate him w my full chest #vent #negative post