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pasta-in-the-pudding · 6 months

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Yay! Inbox is open!

May I have Ben with Eldritch reader who is the daughter of Nyarlathotep. Reader is like Nyaruko(Not sure if you heard of her). But a literal chaos princess :D

Hope you have wonderful day ^-^

Yes thank you for being here!! Oh dear, BEN with a princess reader should be interesting 😳

Fun fact, the first time i wrote this, tumblr decided to be so silly and delete all of the work 😋

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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BEN x chaos princess!reader

BEN gets really nervous when it comes to royalty

Being the little piss gremlin he is, he barely acts "normal" on a daily basis, let alone proper enough for royalty

This is the guy that will openly pick his nose, belch so loud people think he's puking, and pees in soda cans so he doesn't have to get up from his gaming set up, and you wanna put him in a royalty setting?

Yeaaaahh, no....

He knows that you're fine with his personality and quirks, but what if you want to invite him to one of your fancy events?

Say a coronation, a ball, or even just to meet your parents

He'd be a nervous wreck the entire time

First of all, he has nothing to wear

The closest thing he has to fancy attire is his work shirt, so you'll have to get him something a bit nicer

When you get to your location, he gets suuuuper anxious

He tries to avoid talking to anyone, and stays by your side the entire time

He doesn't do anything, in fact, he tries his hardest to pretend he just doesn't exist at all

You'll have to pull him aside and tell him to chill out a little

Stay with him and stroke his hands, and once he is ready he will go back out there again

After the entire event is over, he will begin complaining about how uncomfortable the clothes were and how itchy he was

This is of course, dramatic on his part, as he can't feel many physical sensations since yk, he doesn't have skin

Don't expect him to go to many events with you after this

If you really really wanted him to, he'd of course go

But if it was just a small thing he most likely won't

Anyways, onto the chaos part

BEN gravitates towards chaotic people in case you couldn't tell

He's generally a pretty mellow guy, but chaotic people seem to make him have the most fun

And so, he is almost always around you

He loves playing pranks on you, even though you see them coming from a mile away

He also loves pranking other creeps with you

Omg date idea <33

Yeah, everyone knows to avoid you two lol

#creepypasta #slender mansion #creepypasta x y/n #creepypasta x you #creepypasta x female reader #ben drowned x y/n #ben drowned x you #ben drowned creepypasta #ben drowned x reader #ben drowned

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tender-rosiey · 3 years

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Ehehe~ my birthday is just around the corner July 27th, so I wondered if u could write a date to an amusement park with Dazai and Atsushi? ☺💕

Have a nice day!❤

❥ Amusement park date with Atsushi and Dazai

ᴀ/ɴ: AHHHH HAPPH BIRTHDAY BABY; SORRY I AM LATE BUT I HOPE THIS YEAR IS FULL OF HAPPINESS AND GREAT TIME FOR YOU, I AM SO PROUD OF YOU TO MAKE IT THIS FAR AND I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUU 💘💕💘💕

DAZAI OSAMU:

cheeky bastard

ANYWHO

He is living his best life

“MY LOVE LOOK AT EVERYTHING! THE VIEW IS WONDERFUL— wait ew thats a dog mascot.”

He will ride anything and everything to test if it will snap his neck, but first things first is the rides that YOU want

You are his priory after all, his lover

He is literally in love when you laugh in one of the games, the way you look so purely joyful tugs at his heartstrings

But he cackles at the way you get jump-scared easily despite being a detective at the agency and facing a lot of things far more startling

And if you don’t get scared easily then 😳

He will keep praising you about it and how it is SOOO attractive

I headcanon that dazai gets dizzy af on rides though

Like a rollercoaster? He would be somewhat stable unless it has millions of loops then he is a goner

Got you a ballon

Hid both of your faces with it while you kissed

You know the carnival games?

Dude is acing each one

Lowkey the owners of the stands are worried cause “HE IS RUINING MY CHANCES OF SCAMMING EVERYBODY!”

Tries to get you every plush there is

And does

However you tell him you will just take 4 out of the 15 plushies

So what does he do with them?

Proceed to put in random places in the street

Waste of good plushies you might say

BUT

This boy sneaky

Cause he knew some kids were near these random areas

So he is trying to secretly provide them toys so it can fill their time and accompany them through their tough journey of life

Dazai is a good man, in my eyes if you disagree which btw if you do then 😒

I do see him being extremely secretive and careful while doing those actions though

And it isn’t obvious to the normal view of a person that he is doing good

Like how Atsushi pointed out that he sacrificed himself for the sake of the city

ALSO

You ended this lovely date with a ✨romantic✨ ride on the Ferris wheel 🎡

And yes you kissed when your cart reached the top

NAKAJIMA ATSUSHI:

HE LOOKS SO SAD IN THE GIF IT MAKES ME SAD

but it’s pretty and I am too lazy to find another so

First of

He will DEFINITELY try his best to get the tiger plushie

ITS JUST SO CUTE AND HE HAS EVERY RIGHT TO SO SHUT UP

If he does end up getting it then he will cutely fanboy about it and end up giving it to you

If he does not…then he will, like deflated ballon, walk his disappointed self to the rides while holding your hands

“I wanted it for you, so I can be around you all the time :(“

he pouts and I don’t take criticism

Also if he manages to get anything else you will also end up giving it to you but a little “>:^” attitude because it isn’t the tiger but if you like it

Then it’s fine and dandy 😌

Atsushi s c r e a m s on high and steep rollercoasters

“Y/N I don’t think this is A GOOD IDEAAAAAAAAAAA OH MY GOD THATS A CAMERA NO!”

Another one who gets dizzy

“I should’ve listened to Dazai-san when he warned me about rollercoasters.”

“‘SUSHI WHAT? WHAT DID THE OLD MAN SAY?”

Cue the “HACHOHECHIMEI” sneeze of that dumb brunette called dazai

Now aside from that

You guys got balloons, and chocolate and probably every snack you could find

I feel like Atsushi is someone who LOVES taking pictures

So anything that is remotely aesthetically pleasing will be taken a photo beside unless you don’t want

He gets so giddy and shy seeing you so happy and having fun too like literally hearts in his eyes 🥺

And unlike his mentor up there instead of laughing at you for getting scared, he will comfort you and reassure you that it’s not scary

“It’s okay, babe; I am here!”

ALSO

The photo booth <3

You guys took pictures in it like a lot (yes in addition to the pics on the phone)

He blushed and turned to a tomato when you kissed his cheek

Awww

despite the time you have been dating for, he still gets flustered by your affections

A little bonus for you cuties is that Atsushi was playing with a kid who got his balloon popped

IT WAS SO PURE

UGH

taglist: @magenta-cat-drawingss @pompompurin1028 @scul-pted @dazaisdeathwish @requiem626k @nameless-shrimp @shinys-bsd-world-1

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the-acid-pear · 3 years

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Fifth book! Sumo Saga! Who wants to see me be as gay as i can be? I know close to nothing about this saga (aside from... Yujiro.) so this will be a fun journey!

Chapter 1

...🥴

Damn! Impressive shit, love animal abuse

This Izumo guy kinda cute

I'm thriving so far no lie

Chapter 2

I'M SORRY IT'S OK TO WHAT? 😳

Mmm patas

OH NOOO

Chapter 3

Lmao king

OH C'MON BAKI WHY?

Okay good motive lmao

I love Tokugawa's face lmao

HELLO SIR

"Sikorsky would fucking destroy this"

Love how straight these people's priorities are 😌

Chapter 4

"fairly heavy" NO SHIT KING AKSGSSJSGSHJS

OH MY GOD THAT WASN'T INTENTIONAL OWBFGAJS 😭

Oh NVM it was i thought he was knocked out cold

Chapter 5

This guy is so kind bro

SHADOW SUMO

My god this sumo just turned the crowd gay by doing shadow sumo

Chapter 6

HEHEHE MY MANNN

NOT ONLY MY MAN (who btw looks a lot like he used to, bit of a thicker jaw but that's ok) BUT ALSO OUR BOY KATOU

BRUTAL

OH DAMN THOUGHT HE HAD REALLY STEPPED ON HIM FOR A SEC,,,

I swear to god his tits get fatter every time he shows up, i would pay to hold those jugs

I love Katou yes but where's my fav manco?

ITDYEATAWTWAYRWETS HE'S RIGHT OMFG 😭😭😭

"I'm a sicko too" KWFSKAFAKFWJSGSHSHKSV 💀

God i love this man so much

Chapter 7

This artstyle makes Katou look so damn cute

Okay he has a really good point

Yes Katou sumo strong even i know that

Sir i almost choke on my drink 😳

LOOK AT KATOU'S LITTLE BASTARD FACE, LOOKING LIKE HIS OG SELF AGAIN JHSHSHWY

LMAO HE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW DOPPO HAS NO PHYSICAL BALLS WHEN FIGHTING 🤣

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

Chapter 8

URSYEATEASYE HE'S JUST OUT

Baki just pulls any excuse he can't to avoid fighting the old man, like, fair but :/

Katou: "what did you hit me with?" Doppo: 🤗

Those chonky legs are gonna make me act uppp

That's super interesting, I'm enjoying this saga for the knowledge I'm getting alone

Please don't kill him Baki

Doppo please-

HOHO HE GOT HIM YOOO

I like how he was like "yeah tried to ignore that world :/" but then knows everything about it like okay Doppo KTSHEAEJAF

Oh yeah, Baki's dead

There's an actual sumo fan in the comments and i respect him sm

You know, the only Hanma Doppo hasn't hit yet (out of the 4 we know) is Jack, which like it's fair but it's funny (i say hit and not fight bc he only properly fought Yuji-chan)

Chapter 9

Yujiro is at it again i guess :/

Oh no for once it wasn't Yuji's fault!

Boy i don't think your ankle can do that <:/

I love this random bodyguard

Look at his kind face, i like this guy

Awww <:3c

Can't wait for him to fight Yujiro 😍

I SHOULD BE SAYING MY MY MR UNCHAINED LOOK AT THOSE GLASSES 😳

"So Mr Unchained will be sacrificed to hype the sumo" i love the use of the word sacrifice in this context

Chapter 10

LMAO YESSS I LOVE THE BUTTON EYE GUY

The little <3

GIRL NOW IM HUNGRY

I really can't complain about those glasses he looks hella fine

BIG BOOBA

I like how he doesn't hold his hip but his leg, power move from Itagaki

He doesn't even know how this manga works 🐍

Chapter 11

That's fucking epic

Girl i can barely stay standing on both legs imagine THAT

Lol isn't it 500 nowdays?

Well of course he used a pinky! I remember the explanation :)

Lasha couldn't stand this so apparently his new record is 484

Chapter 12

Hehe Hana, come here boy we gotta see Sukune try something out

"Fairly normal uses"

This body guard looks a little too much like Katou for my liking

King shit

HEHE HI OLIVA!!!!!

Chapter 13

He doesn't even know Oliva 😹

Boob

Fuck i forgot Sukune was up to 2 m tall damn 😳

"irredeemable slim" obsessed

Plop

Girl this sumo is awakening something in me fuck

Chapter 14

YEAH TRUE I FELT IT TOO

I'm living babey

Has Oliva ever pulled out an aura like that? 😳

YRATESTERYSA ASSHOLE

I love Josh Miller so much

Chapter 15

Kinky af Sukune ngl

HE'S JUST THAT GOOD OLIVA

Hell that's pretty cool

HOIIGFUYSYESYESYESAHHH

Chapter 15.5

I wanted to see Oliva but that's okay Gaia i have time for you too

HOHO COLOR!

Oh shit a normal anime woman

Girl.

GAIA I'M LITERALLY AS SHORT AS YOU AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE

"When a crewmate is standing on top of the vent"

STOP BLAMING MOTOBE FOR THIS IRSURAUAYRSE

Chapter 16

GOD OUCH OUCH

AAAAHHH THAT MUST HURT SM

ASJHHHHH NOOOOOOOO

Se fue a la mierda boludo se fue a la concha de su hermana nooooo

Chapter 17

I know drawing body hair is probably tedious but 😢💔

HE'S FUCKING DEAD

I pity you Oliva sm

Chapter 18

He mad cute don't @ me

I'm, sorry is this...

Okay yeah he IS the fella from the maximum tournament wow 😳

Chapter 19

Fellas like 👁️👁️

I love Sukune and his calm face a lot

Cops are here already lmao

Chapter 20

Cops in this franchise have the worst job ever

YEAH FR LMAO

Mmm patas peludas

UFSYESEYTWA YOU DON'T WANNA KNOW BRO 👁️👁️

Chapter 21

Y'know Sukune is cute and all but i think he's a bit too brutal for my liking

Okay nvm that was good of him

Those kois eat more than me

Y'all have NO IDEA how bad i want to be picked up by Sukune

He's such a boyboss

HOHOHO KING 👀

Don't worry i would peg him (KAHWKSGSKSSH SORRYYYY)

Chapter 22

Actually feel bad for the guy

Everything this old man does is smoke and feed his koi fish and honestly, respect

I would just faint bro

Chapter 23

Mf is insanely op for doing that

King

Chapter 24

Anatomy is so fucked in this book but idc round

Retsu spent a long ass time training doing literally the same idk what you are so surprised about goroukou

I have no idea what he's saying but that's sick

He's just doing what Baki bro

Chapter 25

Tokugawa i don't think a man who healed from a lung cancer just a year ago should do this

Amazing

They should make Musashi fight him (/j Musashi would most likely die bc he would curious over how strong Sukune is, but by then it would be kinda late-)

Was this guy always this way?

Chapter 26

IGARIIII I MISS YOUUU, even if you ended this sumo's whole career

Also must say Igari looks kinda odd this artstyle, big eyes take the focus away from his canoe shaped face that- *gets shot*

I like how thin his ankles are, especially compared to the wrists

Look how calm and confident he is lmao

HEEELLO BABY!

Bitches in the comments acting like they don't know Baki, the assholes lmao

Chapter 27

HE SO TINY

I have no idea what lending chest means that's why I'm so quiet

Is that allowed?

Chapter 28

ITSYEAEAFSTRWYDF LEAVE MY ANDROGYNOUS BOY ALONE

"with no place for fantasy" bro this is Baki did you read the sign before coming in?

Sukune like 😦

Tokugawa doing the DreamWorks face i see

Chapter 29

Hehe smart man

Must hurt horrors to be standing on that sand no lie

I have no clue what Baki did

Chapter 30

Haha fool doesn't even know he can fix him brain by hitting it very hard! ...i miss you Retsu 🥺

I love how confused he is

I mean i guess that's true yeah

Mf loves that trick doesn't he?

IGDYAETAWTAWD TOKUGAWA'S REACTION 😭

Chapter 31

GIRL I DON'T THINK THEY WERE AWARE OF THEIR EXISTENCE BACK THEN

SGAFSHSGDFA This entire match is Sukune being like 😦

Hey look at the fellas! I like how they give introductions to em as if we hadn't been seeing these guys since book 1

Chapter 32

Would say that's a Pog but not quite

THERE! GLAD THEY MENTIONED IT!

Hana's now blind eye looks cool ngl

Mohfyestwatws "he's thicc 🥵"

HOOO NICE FLIP!!!

There's something funny about those 4 just hanging out up there without Sukune knowing

"He's like a kid in a candy shop"

Chapter 33

Idk why that made me laugh

I have seen this panel before, i still think it's pretty cute 👉👈

"in vogue" he's so pretentious 🙄/hj

DOPPO YOU WERE THERE YOU SAY THAT FUCKING SUMO, YOU ARE A SMART GUY C'MON!

Oh okay seeing he's talking with Hana i can imagine this is previous to what we just saw

URATEATESEGSA i love grandpa

Tokugawa like 😨

Dirty move old man ngl

The little <3 obsessed

Chapter 34

I don't think Hana is that light bro

Hehe last time all the mains were at the arena it was when the prisoners..... Nice to see it's a better context now <3 (INSIDE the arena i mean btw)

Why do they sit so close to that table?

Smoke is so cool in this manga

Shit this is cool to know, usually maps in my country look the same but the other way around, both Americas on the left

Kinda sad how Oliva didn't get to use his headbutt

He doesn't even know 🐍

Chapter 35

Lol today i re-read done bits of the maximum tournament and yeah this guy looks the same <3

I'm.... Gonna shit my pants are we having another tournament after so long?!

I love how even Sukune is surprised

HEY LET GRANDPA GO

I love how he could have grabbed him from the shoulder but no the neck of the clothes like dude(?

HOHOHO NICE

H- he's nakey. Give him back his clothes please.

UFSYETAWTAWES FR DUDE 😳 PLSSS OYFISRURSEYAYESEYA

I'M BLUSHING HE'S NAKEYYY

Chapter 36

I... The direction where this is going is rather SUS

AN ARM? A SINGLE FUCKING ARM?!

IT ISN'T?

KATSUMI NGL THAT'S KINDA WEIRD OF YOU

THESE MEN ARE FUCKING INSANE BRO OMFG 😭

Oh is this formerr sumo fighting too? Lil cringe, full offense

I won't remember any of them :)

Chapter 37

Oh my god that guy is so tiny what

They all seem pretty nice ngl <:3c

He's kinda cute

Those are some tight shorts

Chapter 38

He's dead

Balls status: bad

Hhhh with all the nails and shit, big f <:/

IGXJREZYEYZ BROOO THAT'S LESS THAN BAKI OMG 🥺

Chapter 39

FUCK LOOK AT THAT SUNDAE IM SO HUNGRY NOW

This guy hasn't seen Doppo fight and it shows

"the size of a girl" bro. Bro there are shorter ppl around. 165 is tall for a girl too. Tokugawa you yourself are shorter than that. What the hell.

97 KG?!

#luly talks #baki liveblog #i finally ran out of space #this saga is fun though im taking it reeeeally slow #bc i can :)

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