#he makes me nuts i'm going nuts

[willowser]

How much do I have to pay for more nerd Kiri?? CUZ I WILL

you see him again in the break room — which is odd, considering he's got his own on the other end of the building.

in the middle of reheating your lunch, staring dead-eyed into microwave as the seconds tick by, and then a little red blip is gracing the edges of your vision. when you look up from the 100-year-old creaking contraption, kirishima's back is turned — undoubtedly his back, considering the width — and his hands are fists at his sides and he's awkwardly shuffling back down the hall.

you pout a little, because you haven't been getting very far with him; all your attempts at flirting — both in person and over instant messenger — have gone either completely ignored or completely over his head, and you're starting to wonder if sero was just gassing you up as a prank. you wouldn't put it past him.

— but then he's back, facing you this time as he reenters the break room. the little wave he gives you is timid, as shy as the small up-turn of his lips.

"hey," you say conversationally, watching on as he nods and walks up to the cabinet above the microwave. kirishima peers inside for a long moment, like he can't find what he's looking for, though you have no idea what that could be. "forget something?"

"huh?" his eyes snap to you instantly, eyebrows raised. "no, no! i was just, uh, checking for, uh—" he shrugs then, taking a deep breath before offering you another smile. "how's the rubberband war going with hanta?"

"ugh, don't remind me," you roll your eyes as he laughs, quiet and cute. "it's 17 to 8 right now, and i'm surprised he hasn't taken out my eye yet."

"man," kirishima takes another long look into the cabinet before abandoning it to spin around and lean back against the counter. when he crosses his arms, you watch the material of his shirt strain over his biceps, the plush of his chest as he presses into his pecs. "you might wanna work on your aim."

"so i've been told," you stick your tongue out at him, lips curling when he has to look away in favor of scratching at the side of his thick neck, smiling at the floor. "you should help me, since you know how much of a menace he is."

"uh, yeah, i mean," he shrugs and pushing his glasses up his nose, having to blink when the lenses get too close to his long, dark eyelashes. "maybe i could make like, i don't know, a target or something on some sticky notes or—"

"no, lemme get some real practice in, by firing right at your cute little glasses here." when you gently tap the arm of them, his eyes shoot up to the ceiling, cheeks pink. all you get is a quiet uh. "c'mon, i'll make it worth your while. buy you a beer or something after work."

"nah, i can't—i can't let you do that."

you frown, feeling deflated once again. "why not?"

"because," the top button of his light blue shirt is undone and he fiddles with it for a moment, as he chews on his lip. "because i should be buying you the beer."

"okay," you grin and his eyes dart up, taking in the curve of your cheeks. "buy me one then."

"okay," the little laugh he lets out is full of nerves, but the smile on his face is charming, triumphant. "i've, uh, got dnd—or this, uh, game—sort of thing i play, or do, with my friends, but i can cancel!"

"oh, well, you have this 'game sort of thing that you do' at your house?" you grin again when he nods, cheeks red, and resist the urge to throttle him for being so fucking cute. "then why don't i have the beer at your place, so you don't have to cancel?"

"uh, no, no," kirishima's demeanor changes immediately as he stands straight, shaking his head as he stares down at his shoes. "no, it's, uh, kinda like—i don't know—weird, and i don't want you to have to sit through my nerd stuff."

"maybe i like nerd stuff," you bite your lip when he looks at you again, smothering another sultry little smile as his eyes zero in in your mouth. "dragons and elves and shit like that. after everybody leaves, we can play princess in a castle and you can be my knight in shining armor."

"uh," he laughs again, jittery, and takes a small step back when you try to lean into him. "i thought we were doing it—uh, doing the rubberband thing."

you can't help it; a small groan leaves your throat as you deflate. again. "kirishima, you're killing me here."

he exhales heavily, unable to even look at you as he speaks breathlessly. "sorry! uh, yeah, no, it starts at, um, 7 if you really wanna come."

"okay," you lightly tap your foot against his twice before turning back to the microwave, jabbing the numbers again because your food has surely gone cold at this point. "save me a seat, then."

"yeah, okay, i definitely will."

you can feel his eyes tracing over your profile, but if you have to look at his big, crimson eyes or pink cheeks any longer, you'll lose your mind, and so you direct your smile at the microwave. unceremoniously, he awkwardly shuffles around you, shoulders tense as he makes an abrupt exit.

— but he turns, suddenly, and when you look up, he's got one hand in his hair, gripping it lightly.

"did you really wanna do the princess thing or—i could, i don't know—" he turns away one last time when you can't help but to giggle, barely suppressing his own smile as you call out to him that, yes, you would love to do the princess thing, with him.

#no payment necessary !!!!!! #i have too much fun with this alfhskak fucking akfbdjakak dork !!!!! #i can't. i literally can't with him. #he makes me nuts i'm going nuts #i just wanna AKFBDIRHWKALOQ #he's such a AJDBFJEIQIANKZKAL #i have to go lie down i cant do this with him right now #✿ willow writes #✿ ask willow #✿ thoughts: kirishima #✿ theme: nerd kiri

[skaifayaheda]

Anyway so I’m low-key obsessed with this because I like to think that that’s indeed The Doctor pushing back agains his hijacking

#I know the gifs are crap #I'm making do with shitty online gif converters #I miss photoshop guys #doctor who #dw #the power of the doctor #tpotd #potd #the master #dhawan!master #yaz #yazmin khan #thirteen #thasmin #ish #kinda #cause seriously wHY does he go so soft #it's driving me nuts #dw spoilers #mine. #or does he just want to be looked at the way he knows yaz looks at the doctor #which #yknow #fair enough #anywho I needed to externalise this

[shikai-the-storyteller]

AWH... I'm skipping through Roier's QSMP Day 1 VOD because I'm looking for a specific thing, and I just noticed that when Jaiden stands in front of the group to do her introduction and her mic isn't working, Mariana laughs (not in a mean way, I laughed too) and Roier immediately smacks him and tells him off for laughing.

[Timestamp ~36m 50s, volume warning for Quackity's awful mic]

It's such a little thing, but I think it's really sweet in retrospect, especially considering how Roier and Jaiden have become such good friends in recent weeks :')

#i talk #qsmp talk #legitimately though I frickin adore Roier and Jaiden's friendship IT'S SO SWEET THEY'RE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS... #Jaiden was so nervous the first few days of QSMP and she talked about how she was too anxious to talk to people she didn't know #So this Egg event really helped her (and a lot of other people too) #It gave everyone a chance to make friends / bonds with people they might not have interacted with as much otherwise #it's just really sweet #I've got a special place in my heart for Jaiden I like her a lot #I used to watch her animations a bunch because my little cousin loves her #then I just kinda stopped because I don't watch Youtube creators much and my memory is awful #But QSMP made me start watching her again #and I found out all the stuff she's had to go through and I watched her videos where she talks about more serious stuff / her personal life #and like not to sound parasocial or whatever but my ''protective parental instinct'' went nuts after hearing all that #she's been through the wringer but it seems like she's doing a lot better #she's really funny and cool #but social anxiety is still a nightmare #I'm really glad she got Roier as her Egg partner -- he's so friendly and nice I think it really helped her relax a lot #and she's actually learning more Spanish despite saying she had 0 Spanish knowledge whatsoever when joining the server!!! #Idk man I'm just really proud of everything everyone's been doing on the server #and I'm really proud of Quackity for bringing people together like this. It's amazing #I love him so much and I'm so grateful this server exists. #First and Best Multilingual server baby!!! #Anyways I forgot how bad Quackity's mic sucked from literally everyone else's perspectives on Day 1 LMFAO #Roier specifically says ''Don't laugh!'' and ''Give [her] a pass!'' (for the mute issue) #alright I added a clip I can't not put a clip for this

[tricoufamily]

watch them while i go smoke

#i'm so out of practice making sims these just don't look like my sim style at all..... #but whatever we ride #shigaraki is fine but i think the problem w dabi is the only scar cc there is for him is not my style #he looks really good without it actually dskfldsflds it is just a tad too cartoony for me #ummmmmm anyway the superior dabi ship #h*wks has never done anything for me as a character i don't know why people go nuts over him he's so boring to me #ts4 #ts4 edit #ts4 cas #the sims 4

[slumbergoblin]

Repostober Day 12! This was my first lineup of some of the characters + ocs! (2019) (The lady with the blue hair was a powerful witch who ruled over most of the nether realm, who had the place-holder name of Morgana, but I dropped her character! I guess she kind of just turned into Malice, who also is a super powerful lady, she's just a lot more terrifying :') )

#pmatga #my art #old art #repostober #pmatga ocs #I hope people are having fun looking at my old work because I'M NOT D: /j #I'm half-gagging and half-not every time I look back at these #I tried redesigning ghoulasha buuuuuuut I'd rather just tweak her design than completely change her now-a-days #I also (for some reason) decided that Betrayus's natural hair color was going to be red. and THEN he dyed it black #but now it naturally gradients because that's cool B) #also mei's old design BLUEGH #also betrayus (the ghost) was freakin' huge!!!! what!!!!! #going through all of these old drawings and actually POSTING them for everyone to see makes me appreciate how I draw now #my art has come a long way but also has improved in such a short amount of time #it's nuts to think about!!

[origamiyoda]

Knowing/learning the actual HL(2) story/lore is making me simultaneously more excited for hl2vrai and also sooooo fucking. scared.

#I know it's gonna be really funny. BUT. 90/10 rule. the tone they've set with the trailer. have u SEEN the gnome finale. #gets scared gets scared gets scared gets scared gets scared gets sc #the thing is with rtvs stuff is I'm like. OuHH they're comedians but dear God they're fucking. Excellent storytellers as well #MY POINT AGAIN. YOUVE SEEN THE GNOME FINALE. YOUVE SEEN THE TRAILER. YOUVE SEEN HLVRAI FOR GODSSAKE. REMEMBER BREAKING BAD. GESTURES. #The thing that keeps plaguing me. did gordon get to go home. did he leave tge videogame. or did that guy get stuck in stasis. #did he get to go home. did he get to go home. #I think about hl2vrai too long I go insane and get really scared and excited #Rewatchinf the gnome saga recently has REALLY . Really got me thinking. Idk #Pacing my room like I'm trying to solve a cold case. #dude it's gonna fucking rule I'm so excited. IM SO EXCITED. starts howling #hl2vrai #Leo yells #ALSO . LEARNING ABOUT HALFLIFE IS JUST FUCKING ME UP IN GENERAL #GORDON. ALYX. BARNEY. ADRIAN?????????? #fucking dies. #also cos I've been watching backlogs of VODS I've seen some of th other. idk more theatrical? streams they've done and I'm like. Oughugjjj #the I.M. MEEN stream. the. the Simpsons stream. they're good at what they do and I'm like. Jumping around #there's also th thought of like. Well they didn't follow hl1 tbh but like. THE TRAILER MAN. THEYRE DOINF SOMETHING #tommy as gman....... goes fucking NUTS #the implications of every part of th trailer & like. everything else are making me feel like the Charlie Day meme

[inloveanddepth]

love these guys

#i like how cringe they all are. like all of them are flawed & immensely cringe. no one's main is safe #they're cringe in different ways & some more than others but they're all cringe. love it #why are the fans for my two favourite soul fighter champions the autistic-coded ones !! #why are the autistic-coded ones the most unhinged.... #though tbh i think you could make an argument for all 5 of them being autistic 😭 #sommer's homemade jhin cosplay is so cute #they somehow managed to capture the exact brand of weird that jhin fans are. bravo #i think the funniest part about him is that jhin would not be able to stand him lmao #him wearing a shirt with the same art that's on the print he's holding makes me crack up for some reason #obsessed with the jacked yordle named rizz.... she's everything #also can i just say i love the crop top on guy. fantastic creative decision. so many crop tops in soul fighter i love it #kiri is crazy though what do you mean she's literally selling rpf at an event that the people she's writing rpf about are at #her repeatedly trying to get samira to read her fanfiction is kind of hilarious #& then she tells samira she's going to write fanfic about her. which is kiri's way of praising her. she is nuts (affectionate) #the way she keeps casually mentioning pyke totally kills people in this universe & she still adores him #she's the worst kind of fangirl (which is the point. they're all parodies) but it's hard to hate her lol she's so silly #my only issue with her is that she's a jhin hater.... how rude #i know her tumblr game goes crazy #the only character i'm confused by is jade. the lux fangirling felt really forced to me #it's not reflected in her design at all; honestly she looks more like evelynn #especially when riki guy & rizz & sommer are all clearly emulating gwen sett & jhin respectively #plus jade's shtick was more about parodying true crime & political content creators it seemed. the lux stuff felt tacked on #i guess it was because dema is after lux & jade doesn't like dema but it felt over the top at least #on top of the fact that it's pretty hard to make sjw characters actually funny #they should've made a dema bootlicker character tbh. for funzies #i think riot should publish some of kiri's fanfiction on the universe site. wouldn't that be silly #they could do one for each of them! a transcription of one of jade's podcast episodes; guy & rizz's training regimen; a poem from sommer #hope some of them show up in LoR sometime. just for fun #league of legends #soul fighter

[a-swiss-and-a-spaniard]

#roger federer #he lives!! #yes every single roger update makes me go nuts nowadays #i'm content starved okay??? #anyway #this is such a dad post ngl #but he still looks like a snack #i'm sure he thinks he's so cool with his glasses #and he *is* #but he's also adorable somehow

[katrinawritesthings]

Hey! I saw your post about pairings x weird kinks and I don't know if you write JongTae stuff anymore but if you do could you do blood?

Weird as hell I know but kinda the point I guess? Idk 🤣

Love your blog BTW I've read every single jongtae writing from your masterlist x

"Wait, hold on. I'm gonna pass out."

"you're going to pass out?" Taemin's breath comes out of him in a laugh, confused, astonished. He can't have heard that right. Jonghyun isn't the one tied up with thin knife slices in his shoulders, blood running down his arms, dripping off of his fingers.

Jonghyun isn't the one that's been feeling the sting of the blade, the tingle of nerves, the dull throb of his heartbeat pouring out of his skin. Jonghyun is just sitting there in front of him, knife in hand, hands covered in Taemin's blood, red fingerprints on his cheeks, his neck, streaked down his chest, smeared all over his cock, mixing with pearly white precum.

But Jonghyun is also closing his eyes, taking deep breaths, fanning his face, swallowing hard. "Are you for real?" Taemin asks, grinning, working his hands free of the loose knots keeping his wrists bound to his hips and the wall so he can catch Jonghyun if he needs to.

"Yeah," Jonghyun gasps. He's smiling, too, embarrassed at himself, and he says, "it's just--it's just, you look so beautiful, and I never thought anyone would let me, and I always wanted to but I've always been so scared, and you're so gorgeous, and I kind of want to crawl inside of you, and, like, I already knew but I realized you have to trust me so much, and I--" he sways, he actually gets dizzy, and a tear falls out of his eye.

Laughing, Taemin cradles his head in his arms. So much for the evil kidnapper torture roleplay, he guesses, if Jonghyun is going to get all emotional about how much they love each other or whatever. Way to ruin a good time.

Jonghyun turns and nuzzles into him, giggling against his chest. "Just, like, give me a minute to finish being gay, and then I'll tie you up again," he says.

#blood tw #beautifulliepainfultruth #jongtae #jonghyun #taemin #asks #'idk if you still write jongtae' buddy I posted a jongtae literally last week lmfao #I am never not thinking about those gay little fruit #I just haven't updated my masterlist in like years since the chronic pain lol #But thank I'm glad you like my stuff : ) #Anyway Jonghyun : can I cut you up but like in a sub way🥺👉👈 #taem: sure but can the first time you cut me up be in a dommy kidnapper torture way 🥴 and then we can do it your way next time #jong: yeah oki #jong: accidentally makes the first time a sub way anyway #He gets back to it though he just needs a minute and then they can nut about it #He's going for obsessed stalker 'I'm in love with you I know everything about you you're my entire world we've never met' kidnapper #taem thinks that is so hot

[phantomthievez]

p4 is infuriating BUT I LOVE IT but it's infuriating

#.txt #only at 06/06 so no in-depth spoilers (i know the main twist) but #AUGH #THEY KEEP DOING THINGS AND THEN BACKTRACKING #like in yukiko's dungeon and the whole 'is chie her prince?' thing #rn kanji's on the roof with us and he's like 'no i'm alright i never liked guys :P' after his shadow said like 1837487482 times that HE DID #(not even including how they portrayed his shadow) #what they're GOING to do with naoto is going to drive me nuts it's just AUGH #like idk. does this drive anyone else with reading comprehension insane #i see so much twt discourse being like 'no kanji was just scared of his feminine side!!' his feminine side includes crushing on naoto? #really obviously so? #i just wish we saw this game without the obvious censors #(not just saying that bc i'm a souyo through and through) but so many little things just make sense if characters were queer #not tagging anything nobody needs to see my lukewarm take

[claitea]

been losing every single one of my marbles over sygna suit n since i saw him. he is SO........

#pokemon #pokemon masters ex #pokemon masters spoilers #pokemon masters ex spoilers #pokemas spoilers #pmex spoilers #n pokemon #n harmonia #natural harmonia gropius #clai's art #i am. so sorry to my friends in the discord group chat last night bc i was going NUTS after seeing him HWVEJVDHFBF #LOVE OF MY LIFEEEEE COME HOME PLEASEEEEEEE I'M BROKE ON GEMS PLEASE BE NICE #HE LOOKS SOOOO GOOD #this was a personal attack on me from dena themselves. two n alts in one year (plus his lodge pair) #literally the only thing that could make this worse is if anni n reran sometime soon. knock on wood

[kakusu-shipping]

Please excuse me sending this to you at 5 am but alas I was hit with a sudden silly thought jcbcjhdsj

The fact that we’re friends in our shared universes but I only have one s/i is so funny to me cause like,, every universe I pop into I’m like “woo time to hang out with my buddy Emile who I’ve met multiple iterations of” but for you it’s a relationship that’s locked for each universe. Like,, King Devin and Dorian are two completely different friends in completely different worlds for your s/is but for me you’re just,, my orange buddy whose different versions I happen to run into every now and then as I travel the multiverse,,,

I had this little headcanon that you were just multiverse faceblind; So no matter how many times you met me (or any other characters who may exist multiuniversally) I always seemed like a completely new person every time. I even had a little comic idea sketched out I was gonna finish when I finally got out of surgery recovery

But also you just like. Knowing it's me every time is equally as funny. Especially when comparing the Mes. Like Jelly Emile is dead Silent but Mario Emile cannot shut up. Pokemon Emile's the chillest Go With the Flow man you'll ever meet, MLP Dragon Emile is stressed 25/8. Sonic Emile's dumb as a box of rocks, Deltarune Human Emile is majoring in 5 subjects at once. I contain multitudes.

Platonic Soulmate kind of thing where you just keep bumping into me everywhere you go. Friends in every timeline.

#Emile's Arts #Why yes I did design self inserts for fandoms I'm not in for this djfjdfk #Skipped Kirby and Hallow Knight though because I could not parse a common thread in their character design #And I know literally nothing about Hallow Knight #This is your call reader of this post #You can make me a self insert for any fandom you're in without my permission at any time #Because I think it's funny #There is a me in every universe #I just don't know about all of them yet #And I probably never will #The :-O I default myself with sometimes kfgkdfjg I didn't notice it till I was cleaning these sketches up #Devin my best friend Devin who keeps meeting me across the universe #Do not tell my Mario S/I about this he will go nuts about it #I really did just use this as an excuse to practice all the different Devins #Because I do LOVE drawing other people's Self Inserts it's very fun #And a lot of Devin's character design goes so hard

[shikai-the-storyteller]

Berries are the best frickin thing in the world man

#i talk #got myself some blackberries raspberries and blueberries as a treat #even thought it cost me a frickin arm and a leg because Ya Boi Is Going Thru It #and I'm literally shoveling them into my mouth by the handful #I frickin love berries so much. unparalleled experience #I'm known as the blueberry lover in my family because I would literally eat BUCKETS #not even joking. BUCKETS #of blueberries in one sitting as a child #and then go to my Tio and ask if he had more #the only reason I can't eat as many as I want now is because A) expensive #and B) I got a lot of teeth issues so sometimes the acid makes my teeth ache #but usually that still doesn't stop me. I'll buy like 5 packages and eat them in one go #I'm a cheapskate and I try to save money wherever and whenever I can but I do like food so that's the biggest part of my budget #other than rent ofc #I go nuts during blueberry and peach season

[hairtusk]

i get emotional sometimes thinking about how well i eat when i'm at my boyfriend's place, because he's the only person ever in my life who has cared enough about me to find and prepare meals that i can handle with my ARFID :')

#i'm eating sliced melon and nuts that he's just brought through to me #and he's in the kitchen making me bagels and egg with sliced strawberries <3 #when we first met i was so nervous to broach the topic of food because i was in the final throws of a bad ED relapse #and i couldn't eat in front of anyone and only had a couple of safe foods #but he'd lovingly listen to me describe meals i could eat #and he'd cook them for me and then let me eat on my own at his desk #never a single bad word about it #which is what i was used to because my family have borderline bullied and humiliated me about it for my whole life #we've come so far now and i can eat so much more and eat in front of him and even in public #but he still diligently makes sure he knows my safe foods and cooks so carefully for me #and ... yeah if i keep thinking about this i'm going to cry #but god. it makes me feel impossibly loved. #<3 #ed tw

[wander-over-the-words]

"Benny is the only one who gets away with treating Ethan like a short person" btw means that if someone else laid their chin on top of Ethan's head or picked him up Ethan would fuckin *FERAL CAT HISS*

but then Benny does it and Ethan just :3

#wandering over the words #Benny/Ethan #if Benny snuck up behind him and rested his chin on him Ethan would just #''THAT BETTER BE BENNY.'' ''it is.'' ''oh......hi c:'' ''hi c:'' #he likes it when Benny puts his chin on his head. specially when they hug. #Benny's average height but I see him as having broad shoulders so. when he hugs Ethan. who is short. Ethan is just. encompassed. #and sometimes Benny will pull his coat to kinda wrap it as much as he can around Ethan to bring him in closer against his chest #makes Ethan feel all safe and warm :3 #Benny picks Ethan up and walks away with him and Ethan just ''okay I'm going this way now I guess'' #if he was doin something at the time he'll give a half-hearted ''put me down!! put me down!!'' #they both know he could wrestle out of that and send Benny flying but he ain't gonna cause it's cool if Benny does it :3 #and y'know he doesn't hate Benny's guts anymore!! he loves him!! he doesn't wanna hurt him!! #(Ethan. genuinely has no problem being short. but he does have a problem w/ how people react to that. #even Benny got threatened w/ a kick to the nuts when they were still enemies cause he was all ''lmao small'' nrngnrg. #Victor gets away w/ calling him ''li'l rambler'' so he gets a small pass but Benny gets the big pass.)

[luvwinehouse]

james haul from my pinterest (ft kirk lars and jason x2)

#happy saturday #james makes me want to start acting like those #feral pinterest women #that go nuts in the comment sections #under a picture of him #y'all know who i'm talking about? #cause that's gonna be me #just wait #just kidding #he looks so good #ok love y'all #james hetfield #metallica