#he loves whores

[gracieheartspedro]

thinking about that clip of pedro saying “I love whores”

………. that’s all

#pedro pascal #i can hear his voice #it follows me #he loves ME okay? #me: the biggest wh*re #he loves whores #not horror

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

No time to play. You are being sent away.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #yu ziyuan #jiang yanli #jiang cheng #wei wuxian #Do you know how hard it was to *not* do a 'Sold To One Direction' spoof comic? It took nearly all my will power. #Mostly because it misaligns a little too far off from the canon events and vibes. #But sit with me for a moment. Consider it: #“BEEP BEEP BEEP. I threw my pillow at my alarm clock. ”Wei Wuxian get your lazy ass downstairs!“ Yu Ziyuan yelled. #I ran to the bathroom and looked in the mirror to see my grey orbs staring back at me. #I put my long straight black hair in a ponytail with a red ribbon. #I went downstairs to see my adoptive mother holding a bottle of vodka and a cigarette. #'Listen up whore! I need money to pay the bills so I sold you. Your new owners will be here any minute so go pack!' #I stormed upstairs. There was no way I was going to let her sell me to a creepy old man! #I decided to run away. Since I'm not like other girls I don't have very many friends. #My gay friend Lan Zhan was mean but he lived like a block away. #As I opened the door I saw Wen Chao blocking the door. 'Ello Love. We're your new owners!' #I rolled my eyes and pushed him. 'Aren't you from that stupid Wen Sect? There's no way in hell I'm going with you!' #Hey again. It's me the OP of this blog taking a pause. I haven't actually read this story before aside from the memes #and I am honestly reeling from how this watpad fic chapter ends. What do you mean one of the one direction boys chloroforms her??? #Chapter 2 is so much worse #Why is there such a strong focus on the *eyes* of every boy!!! #This fanfic is a horror story actually. I came into it trying to make a funny parody but I got in over my head. Dear God. #It's me again. Several minutes have passed and I'm on chapter 4. What the FUCK is going on here? #I feel like I opened up pandora's box hoping for a fun little treat and got the plauge upon me. Dont read this fic.

[arcanefox207]

This suit was FIRE. The chemistry between Pedro and Colman was *chefs kiss*

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#pedro pascal #pascalispunk #gifset #arcanefox gifs #pedro pascal fandom #Vanity Fair #he loves horror and whores #julie please style him like this next red carpet k thx #colman domingo #the hollywood issue

[streamsofstardust]

oh...... my fucking god

#he got his sewious face on #need the backstory to that necklace #also he just???? didn't have a shirt on for the entire set???? #came on stage shirtless???? like a whore???? #I'm biting his shoulders btw #danny wagner is my boyfriend!! and i love him!!! #gvf #greta van fleet #gretavanfleet #danny gvf #danny wagner #danny wagner gvf

[stuck-in-the-ghost-zone]

i need to make like. the opposite of the jurgen leitner rant and make it about tide

EDIT: I ALREADY MADE THIS JOKE IN THE NOTES . THIS WAS A 2 PART POST GO REBLOG THIS VERSION

#i keep saying “every time he is mentioned or on screen” and every fucking time it makes me think #of the damn jurgen leitner rant. i love that post. avatar of the whore. etc. but i need a positive one so i can say it about tide lambert #jrwi #jrwi pd

[batfleckgifs]

BEN AFFLECK as MATT MURDOCK Daredevil (2003) | Dir. Mark Steven Johnson

#ben affleck #benaffleckedit #baffleckedit #daredevil #daredeviledit #daredevil 2003 #matt murdock #mattmurdockedit #marveledit #filmtvedit #filmtvsource #cinemapix #cinemaedit #mine. #edit: gifs. #film: daredevil. #he's so pathetic and whore-ish #i love it

[teaforqne]

Whole Lotta Love at Royal Albert Hall in '70, is the most sexually charged shit I've ever seen

And they aren't even wearing the more revealing clothes they wear later in the 70s...

They might as well have sex on stage

#like when it starts and Jimmy and Robert are face to face??? I'm not a jimbert believer but i *do* get why people support it LMAOO #Robert's moans too?? i know he does this in every song but it hits different here #slutty whores #led zeppelin #robert plant #jimmy page #john paul jones #john bonham #whole lotta love

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Happy day one of Chatember, starting it off with strong with the Thunderclan (Jin) leader, Jin Guangshan (Lionstar)

(Name and AU credits to @clintbeefwoods!)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #mdzs au #MDZS Warrior Cats AU #jin guangshan #He's a Persian calico! #Him and Madam Jin are T4T. This is very important and we are standing by it #No matter what it was always in the stars that JGS was going to be a local menace (whore) to the kittypets. #I saw the opportunity to draw JGS pregnant with his kitty nips out and had to take it #Can you fault me? Can't you see I had no choice but to take this path? #Anymeow; The Mythological Figure and dear mutual clintbeefwoods and I have been plotting a powerful AU! #and we have come up with some GOOD stuff. Can't wait to show you all! #I meant to do something for doggust but my life has been very hectic lately (I did Not Know It Was September Today) #I do have a creature (dog in shape cat at heart) whom I love dearly but shes very old and sick. So drawing her made me quite sad #Anyways I'm gonna TRY and finish another comic today to get back on track. It will be late. I'm trying to not beat myself up for it.

[sasperine]

how is rakitin slutshaming and virginshaming poor alyosha at the same goddamn time?? pick a lane

#he's been calling the entire karamazov family whores for like three pages now #literally stirring up drama for no reason pls he's so funny #and lovely wonderful angel alyosha keeps calling him 'dear mikhail' and 'misha' HE'S INSULTING YOUR ENTIRE FAMILY?? #the brothers karamazov #fyodor dostoevsky

[frnkiebby]

the fuckin PRETTIEST little punk at the show~🎃

#he’s honestly just so pretty #and many MANY other descriptors i’ll refrain from adding #bc oof could i ever #also i fucking love him in red eyeshadow #that’s such a good look #he’s one of the reasons i started doing it #way back when i was just a cute little emo punk #literally my eye makeup rn #he’s so fucking influential #a fucking corruptive influence #he’s the boy your parents warn you about #frnkiebby #follower milestone #fellow whores #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #mcr5 #mcrmy #frnkie #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm

[sciderman]

spectacular spider-man #122

#this is like one of my favourite spider-man pages ever #peter parker #sci talks comics #not for any reason other than peter is so consistently funny here and i love him. his quips are so. he's so. #i want to kiss him he's so funny #“i only got trashed once i grew up.” #i also love that both the nurse and doctor look at him accusatory about how he obtained a baby after knowing his “reputation” in the press. #implication that the papers drag him for being a whore. spider-man is the deadbeat dad to many dumpster baby. #hey now. spider-man may sleep around but he always uses protection.

[earlgodwin]

the irony of cesare slutshaming juan for sleeping in brothels had me with tears in my eyes considering his very first scene in the show is him rawdogging a prostitute like his life depended on it...like babygirl we see you!!!

#like they're such whores i'm screaming!! but also so on brand when you think of it. since the real ones both were fucking sancia byeee #i believe the scene where cesare fucks that girl is just a glimpse of the show adapting the Real cesare's General Manwhorishness™ though! #if you're the borgia family enthusiast you already know that cesare has sired 7 illegitimate kids because of his romantic exploits lmao #cesare borgia i love your hypocritical ass fr like yessss #also love their rivalry so much because there's cesare who always wanna one-up juan in every aspect and be seen as the serious and driven #which is true about the hypercompetent and ambitious part!! but he fulfills his duty in the family in ways that are not conventional #meanwhile with juan...he fully embraces his hedonism and isn't ashamed of it. while he's aware that cesare outdo him in everything... #the only thing he has over cesare is his position as a gonfaloniere!! so he winds cesare up with flexing it!!! #the difference is cesare is as much as he hollers about doing everything for the family...he pretty much does it mostly for selfish reasons #his desperation for juan's position and rodrigo's attention made him sabotage the family more than persevering it etc #while juan is genuine but is reckless and incompetent but he Really tries yk? he really does! but he spiraled bc he feels weak and insecure #oh well both brothers are idiots in their own ways #i miss them fr #cesare borgia #juan borgia #the borgias #juan and cesare #text post

[dayurno]

most touching bit that has been going on recently is people including kevjean when they say there are ship wars being fought on jean's holy name as if kevjean is ever even remotely comparable to jerejean (famous) and jeanee (canon)..... there are five kevjean fans and two are me. i dont think we can compete let alone compare but i love the enthusiasm

#LIKE I GET IT. BUT I WISH #my friends my acolytes my sisters and my cousins how i wish. how i wish! #its seriously touching its like having your bumfuck ass small town shout out @ the international news #but unless kevjean is secretly super famous in an underground aftg fight club then we are truly doomed #realistically what do we have. jean's suicide and the 2 in his jersey #thats all #these whores dont even talk. kevin hasnt answered jeans texts in a year #its moreover (moreau + over like joever) and we know its moreover. but i love getting included so thank you #even if kevin is indeed jeans bi awakening its literally crumbs girl its crumbs #i mean i guess you never forget your first love BUT STILL. you understand that its moreover #let renee and jeremy duke this one out kevin has done his time he was cute and pretty when it mattered and now he gets to gracefully exit #also to be honest lowkey kevin doesnt even want jean which hurts me personally but anything for my princess.... #im showing him picture after picture of jean holding puppies and helping old ladies cross the street and kevins asking me where andrew at #hes looking the other way hes checking his nails hes whistling #lalalalalaing even #txt #kevjean

[frnkiebby]

naturally~🎃

#body shots anyone?? #now? #now i’m void posting #i’m beyond grave posting #i’m pretty sure this one isn’t new or uncommon for you whores but #i die a little more and loose my mind a little more every time i see this tummy frimage #bc i mean #totally just a pool side pic #really totally just that #but jfc i don’t believe for a second that he knew EXACTLY what the fuck he was doing when he took this pic #and subsequently posted this shit ON THE INTERNET #and i’m so here for it #and i so very much love him for it #fuck #fuck fuck fuckfuckfuck #Frank’s Tummy #frnkiebby #frank iero #mcr #frnkiero #frnkie #mcrmy #mcr5 #my chemical romance #my chem #ilhsm