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lgbtlunaverse · 1 month
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tumblr isn't letting me answer your amazing comment on my post about wwx's obvious crush on jgy and the rest of 3zun in the novel, so i have no choice but to send it to you here as an ask: i am now envisioning lwj busting open the get-along crypt post-canon to fight two extremely confused fierce corpses in a fit of jealous pique.
lxc, torn between shock and horror "wangji no!!"
lwj, with determination "wangji yes >:C"
HELP 💀
As I typed it I was like "oh god what if he has an embarassing wet dream about it and lwj finds out via incense burner"
Lwj waking up in a cold sweat: I have to go
The poor lan disciple who just watched hanguang-jun storm out of his house in his pyjamas: what??
Lwj: I have to kill 2 corpses
Disciple: isn't a corpse already dea-
Lwj: Not dead enough
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dzamie-oc · 7 months
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Voretober 04 - Hole
Length: 1000 words Vore type: Oral vore, F/M, unwilling prey, hammerspace vore Fandom: None (Kahudra) Other info: dragon/human, implied digestion Summary: If you jump in the hole, the dragon will eat you. It doesn't matter that she's small.
"Hey, kitty-cat. I know your kind doesn't like getting wet, but d'ya know if this place is any good for surfing?"
Dzamie looked up from his crossword puzzle. He wasn't sure what about a cheetah sitting next to a pit in the sand, quietly working on puzzles, made him a magnet for stuff like this - he was even in a swimsuit, himself! But he might as well get some entertainment from it, or at least give the surfer a chance to not be a jerk.
"This stretch? Good for swimming and floating, but for surfing, it's better past that pier over there," he said, pointing his pencil at the fishing pier a moderate walk away. "Oh, and watch out for the hole."
"Good kitty," the man condescended - Dzamie's ears flicked in annoyance - then looked over at the hole, only a couple feet deep and twice as wide. "And hey, just cuz I'm a whiz on water doesn't mean I can't handle the sand."
"It's less the hole itself, and more the dragon laying in it." He sat forward in his chair to look over the edge of the pit, and waved at Sylvia, ten pounds of golden dragoness curled up half-asleep at the bottom. She cracked open an eye and waved back.
Rather than simply leaving, the surfer crossed his arms with a smile. "Oh, sure, he looks real tough. If I twist my ankle falling in there, he could give me a pretty serious light scrape!"
"Dragoness, actually. And she eats people who go in the hole," Dzamie informed him, "so don't fall in unless you want to get eaten."
The man looked at him, then at Sylvia. "You're joking, right? She's tiny. The zoo has bigger geckos."
Dzamie shrugged and refocused on his crossword. "Every single person who's gone in there has gotten eaten."
"Yeah? And how many is that?"
"Haven't been keeping count. You could ask her."
The surfer scoffed. "Please, anything more than zero is clearly just an empty brag."
"Eight today," Sylvia chipped in. Despite her small voice, both guys heard her clearly.
"Eight it is," agreed Dzamie, "so yeah, watch your step or it'll be nine."
"ME watch my step?" the man laughed, "just look at her. She's the one who'll have to look out. In fact… look out!"
Dzamie set his puzzle on his lap again and watched, with idle amusement, the surfer taking a few steps back. With a confident smirk, the man ran and leapt up, over the edge of the hole. It was clear that he had no intention of clearing it, but rather aimed his landing directly at the little dragon laying at the bottom. Sylvia tracked him, too, keeping her head lined up with his sandy feet; moments before impact, she opened her tiny jaws.
The hapless braggart landed nearly a foot deeper than he intended: rather than landing on Sylvia's muzzle, he landed in it, his calves somehow fitting into her hungry mouth and sliding in until hitting some resistance. Unbalanced, he fell back; magic leapt to Dzamie's paws, and a faint, green bubble insulated his shouted curse from any onlookers. Still, the cheetah couldn't help but wince, as sand was never as soft to land on as it appeared. Of course, that would soon be the least of his troubles.
With a gulp loud enough that even Dzamie heard it outside the sandy hole, Sylvia dragged her catch in, knees vanishing without a trace into her slender, golden neck. The surfer-turned food soon recovered from his fall, but by the time he'd made sense of where he was, or rather, where the rest of his legs were, she was halfway up his thighs, soaking his swimwear with drool rather than water. He reached down to pry her jaws open and pull himself out, but that only got them stuck by his sides - another swallow, and his head dipped under the rim of the hole, and no amount of thrashing his torso back and forth earned him a single inch of freedom back.
Dzamie got up, set his puzzle down, stretched, and laid on his belly next to the hole, for a better view. Only the surfer's head and bare shoulders were visible outside of Sylvia's hungry little jaws, and from the look on his face, his earlier machismo had given way to mortal terror. Sylvia's throat pulled at him, and he tipped his head back as her snout crept up his neck. Dzamie smiled back at him. "Y'know," he said, "I've never tried surfing in her stomach. Maybe it's a good thing you didn't simply ignore the obvious hole in the ground."
Last words were wasted on wishing ill of the furry onlooker, and then Sylvia's jaws clacked together. A final swallow, then the dragoness opened back up to show off her maw, empty of prey; aside from the copious drool, there was little if any sign of the whole person who fell eight feet and counting into a two-foot-deep hole. After giving him the view, Sylvia grinned at her friend. "So, wanna help me hit double digits?"
Dzamie looked at the shadow of his chair. "It is getting sorta late…" He leapt to his feet and jerked his head towards the water. "Tell you what, I'm gonna go cool off a bit, and then you'll be my ride back to the house, okay?" With a snap of his fingers, the chair and crossword vanished.
"Alright! But if you don't hurry, who knows if some other poor fool will steal lucky number ten from you?" Dragon and cheetah exchanged smiles, and then he ran off to the water's edge while she reconstructed a sandy nest. Relaxation, entertainment, free meals… this was definitely an outing worth repeating.
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vorish-wonderland · 1 year
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Azul has been eaten before. Many times, actually. Never a pleasant experience. One day, Azul decides to give Jade a 'taste of his own medicine' so to say... things don't turn out quite as Azul was expecting.
Includes: soft/safe vore, Azul trying to scare Jade (it doesn't work), mention of digestion
✮✶Taste Of Your Own Medicine✶✮
☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚☆゚⁠.⁠*⁠・⁠。゚
"I sometimes forget you can do this."
Azul was holding Jade high above the water. It's not exactly a unique spell, more of a familial spell, one that only Azul's family can use. A spell that causes the user to become gigantic.
"Can you feel it? Your panicked heartbeat? Your regret for doing this to me?"
"Not particularly, no."
"What?"
"I'm not scared. Not one bit, because I know you, Azul. You wouldn't hurt me. You're too soft."
"Soft?!"
"To us. Believe me, I know how you can act towards people who break contract, but... you would never do that to me."
"I'll show you..."
"Then go ahead. Show me."
Azul brought Jade up to his mouth.
"Your breath smells nice today."
"S-shut up!"
Azul placed Jade in his mouth.
"Your mouth is a beautiful shade of blue, Azul."
Azul tried to ignore what Jade was saying.
"Why is he complimenting me? I'm about to eat him! Does he not realize the situation he's in?" Azul thought to himself before swallowing Jade.
"All of me, just like that? How impressive! I would've expected you to have to swallow a few times to get all of me down." Jade said. "Your throat muscles, they're so strong and firm... isn't it a wonder how the body works? Even if you were to be completely upside-down, the muscles in your throat would still successfully pull the food to the stomach!"
"Is this just your way of coping??"
"No, of course not. As I said it's because I know I'm in no danger. Would you like me to act scared? Would you enjoy that?"
"Yes! That's what I'm doing this for!"
"Oh dear, whatever should I do? I've been eaten! Doomed to be treated as-"
"You just pretending to be scared feels worse than you not being scared at all." Azul sighed.
"My apologies, then."
"I'm sorry I wasn't as scared as you would've liked."
"Alllllllllll I wanted to do was to make you feel as scared as I do whenever you eat me." Azul said as he laid down on the seafloor. "You make me genuinely fear for my life sometimes, Jade, I... I just wanted to return the favour."
"...I'll be less mean next time."
"That's good."
Azul was considering something. Something bad.
If he were to feign sleep... if he were to lightly begin digesting... OBVIOUSLY not enough to seriously injure or kill Jade, but... just enough to sting. Just enough to terrify.
Oh, that would be fun.
It would be so fun to hear someone like Jade really start to panic, but... Azul knows he shouldn't do that.
...
Maybe some other time.
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axvwriter · 9 months
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SSR Bobo Suitor Dress
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Summon: "Who do you think you are?! I won't let you claim Idia as yours unchallenged!"
“I really surprised everyone with my plan, huh?"
Groovification: "Are you alright? I won’t let anyone die on my watch.”
Set to Home screen: “I’d say love is worth fighting for… would you like me to fight for you?”
Home transition 1: “I didn’t think before of how flustering it would be to receive such attention… I-I think I’ll keep this on for a little longer.”
Home transition 2: “A few students keep teasing me for having a crush on Idia… I mean, they think I have a crush, I’m not saying that I actually do!”
Home transition 3: “Some students keep saying I look good enough to eat… I didn’t think wearing this dress would put my life in danger!”
After login: “Are you ready for our wedding? Ha hah, did I scare you? I’m only joking.”
Home transition groovification: “Huh? Oh, I didn’t get this from Sam. I was able to get a Pomefiore friend of mine to make some adjustments to a dress he was making. I owe him a favor now.”
Tap home 1: “Idia looked really good in that suit… huh? I mean, don’t you think so too!?”
Tap home 2: “My plan was absurd, but I thought at the very least the absurdity would buy the others more time to figure something out.”
Tap home 3: “I don’t think I’d wear this exactly to my own wedding. I just wanted to match Idia.”
Tap home 4: “Ortho has a devious side to him… he keeps teasing me by calling me his big sister!”
Tap home 5: “Wh-what!? What do you mean you’d make me a happy bride!? You’re being too forward!”
Tap home groovification: “If I’m stuck here forever… I suppose I can take my time with finding a partner without feeling like I’m going to drown otherwise…”
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I tried to replicate the style of Twisted Wonderland's SSR cards and have a better grasp of all I still have yet to learn about drawing. Also I'd like to clarify for the Home Transition 3 voice-line, anyone saying she looks good enough to eat are just joking and teasing her. She doesn't quite realize that and is thinking they're threatening to actually eat her. Not vore her, eat her. Such innuendos don't really exist where she's from thanks to the literal threat of being eaten alive by giant man-eating beasts.
I do have the vignette story written, but I plan to share that with the groovy art, which I'm going to heavily procrasinate doing- Though hopefully now that I've done this one, I wont make the same mistakes where I remade the floor twice and realized afterwards I was using the wrong image for reference for the background. I fixed it using blue-green layers because I couldn't handle redoing the entire background. Kept remaking the floor because of trying to figure out how the floor would look, how to draw it, then ending up following a tutorial while completely forgetting the tiles are diagonal which the tutorial was not. Eventually realized I didn't even need to do that as I most likely only needed one to three rhombuses.
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aslitheryprinx · 2 years
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Fake fic title: (sfw soft/safe vore related)
-Group Grub 🍱
-Dessert? Don’t Mind If I Do! 🍨
-I Didn’t Eat Him (Fingers Crossed Behind My Back) 🤥
-Ready to Rumble 👊
-Hotel el Estómago 🏩
-New Friend Noodles 🍜
-Risky with Whisky 🥃
-Serves Up 🏄‍♂️
Ooh I'm actually a bit out of practice with noms writing! These are good prompts, this is a good time to get back into practice!
And a good time to let any new followers know that I do occasionally write sfw vore. It will always be platonic and it will always be tagged. If the genre is something that makes you uncomfortable, feel free to block #tw vore and #vore tw using tumblrs filtering system.
If you are chill with noms, continue beneath the cut <3
Group Grub
A few members of the dsmp get invited to a mysterious new restaurant.
They show up, finding out that the restaurant serves not food, but their shrunken friends!
After finding out it's safe, they decide to have fun and nom their friends.
Dessert? Don't Mind if I Do!
Phil is very grateful for the nice meal his kids made him; really he is. The three are borrowers, barely a few inches tall, which means making dinner is a hundred times harder.
Still, Phil is suspicious. Not only is it unusual for Tommy Wilbur and Techno to make food at all, they hadn't even shown up to dinner. What's more, they'd all been making their "innocent" faces- the ones they made when they were up to something
After finishing his dinner, Phil quietly creeps back into the kitchen, acting on a hunch. Like he suspected, the freezer is cracked open, and the three borrowers are raiding the house's ice cream stash.
They squeal as he scoops them all up, not expecting to be caught. Their faces are covered in the ice cream, and Phil can't help but laugh.
"Looks like there's dessert too," he teases before popping the three into his mouth. There's a mixture of shrieking and laughter as he swallows his kids.
They grumble, sitting safely in his stomach, and eventually fall asleep.
I Didn't Eat Him (Fingers Crossed Behind My Back)
Tommy, a giant, goes to a mixed size school. Giants, mini giants, humans, and even tinies all go to this school.
While he's walking, his older brother, Wilbur a human runs up to him, frantically asking Tommy to hide him.
Tommy picks him up, and panics, shoving in his mouth and swallowing just as whoever was chasing his brother rounds the corner.
It was two mini-giants in his brother's class, and they demand to know where Wilbur went. Tommy bluffs his way out, checking on Wilbur as soon as the older students have left.
Wilbur was a bit startled from being nommed with no warning, but he thanks Tommy for hiding him.
Ready to Rumble
It's time for the annual Rumble, a cross between a free for all brawl and an all you can eat buffet.
Each competitor is equipped with a reusable spell stick that shrinks anyone it strikes. Anyone shrunk is free game to be eaten, and will be returned to normal at the end of the competition.
The goal is to be the last one standing, and you become the champion of the Rumble.
Technoblade is participating in his first ever Rumble- and he's determined to come out as the winner.
Hotel del Estómago
While running from people who want the crown, empty title that it is, Eret stumbles into Las Nevadas.
They don't have any money for a hotel, but they don't want to go back out while they're still being hunted.
Luckily, their friend Foolish has a solution.
My New Friend Noodles
Ranboo is always a bit uncomfortable when he hangs out with other giants. Some of them have... weird tastes in food.
He's thankful that this time, it's a simple plate of noodles that's placed in front of him. At least he is at first.
To his shock, he sees something- rather someone- moving around in his noodles.
It's a naga, about his age and worryingly bite-sized.
He quickly noms the nervous naga, sending him to his storage stomach of course, before leaving.
Luckily the naga, whose name is Tubbo, doesn't seem too traumatized by this.
The last place Ranboo expected to find a new friend was in a bowl of noodles.
Risky with Whiskey
Quackity and Wilbur are bored to death, and seek each other out for a challenge. They line up several shots of whiskey, lacing a few with unpleasant potion effects and playing a sort of Russian roulette.
One of the shot glasses is spiked with a shrinking potion- and whoever lands on that one will likely end up in the next glass of whiskey.
Serves Up
The mers that live by this particular shore have a bet going: who can snag the most humans for a quick snack.
They release the humans afterwards, but they find it funny to freak the humans out.
There's a point system for how hard each human is to catch. Lone swimmers are the easiest, just worth one point. Surfers are a little more tricky, with a midrange of 5 points.
Sapnap, George and Bad are three of the best at this game. Bad doesn't often nom the humans, simply catching them and carrying them back to shore most times, but the other two enjoy swallowing the little humans.
The three have long gotten bored of the normal challenge, and have started up a new one between just them three.
There's a particular human who nobody has ever caught. He's a surfer, and a damn good one. They can easily recognize him by the green board with a smiley face- or by his scent.
He's escaped them each time, and the three are determined to catch him. Whoever gets him will be declared the ultimate Manhunt winner.
Dream loves surfing more than anything else in the world. The problem is... He's apparently the unluckiest person ever.
The giant mers that roam are well known for snatching up and eating humans. Usually people come back, otherwise the beach would've been abandoned long ago. But only brave people swim in these waters.
For some reason, the mers seem fixated on Dream in particular. Every time he goes out, there's at least one mer swimming menacingly below him. It's made him improve by miles, he just isn't sure why him.
After a while, he starts to recognize three mers in particular, the ones hardest to evade. They're there every time he surfs- which is at least a few times a week- and just won't leave him alone.
Dream should probably stop going out. He should probably find a new place to surf but... After so many close calls, he's become a bit addicted to the adrenaline rush. He just has to evade three giant mers, sometimes all at once. What could possibly go wrong?
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baka-monarch · 3 years
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Innocent
Part 2
Trigger warnings: vore, mouth play, dehumanization
Part 1
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For the past week Wilbur had been taking care of Tommy, teaching them things that kids his age should already know, and becoming more attached to them then ever- oh and also he'd been failing at teaching the kid to hide from other humans. Wilbur had quickly learned that this kid had absolutely no fear of humans, which wouldn't be a bad thing if it weren't for the social norms that were eating tinies, killing tinies, and basically torturing them. Most humans didn't view tinies as people (Wilbur included a few weeks ago), so much so to the point that it had taken Wil twelve hours to find a kids show without eating tinies in it for Tommy to watch; and he wanted to make sure that Tommy knew to hide from humans because of it. The problem was no matter how many times he told Tommy to hide, played hide and seek where he'd pretend to be the "big bad human" to teach them to hide, and no matter how many times he told them to stay hidden whenever someone came home- Tommy always, ALWAYS, would run out into the open to see Wilbur whenever he came home from work, and even playing hide and seek. There seemed to be absolutely nothing he could do to teach this kid to avoid humans and he was running out of time. 
Wilbur's roommate Dream had been gone for the past few weeks to visit an out of town friend, and Dream was like Wilbur. He was raised with the same social norms and ate mostly the same things which meant if Dream came home while Wilbur wasn't there and found Tommy- well, Wilbur really didn't want to think about what would happen, but he knew it would be bad. All he knew was that Dream was coming home at the end of this week, and Wilbur still had yet to instill some sort of instinct to hide from humans in the little tiny he'd decided to adopt, and unfortunately he had to work this weekend… so Tommy might end up being alone when Dream arrived… fuck. 
"Tommy…." Wilbur spoke up, looking down at the tiny kid curled up in his hand as they looked away from the TV and up at him. "I have to work again this weekend, do you remember what I told you what to do when I'm at work?"
"Hmmmm oh- uhm, wait for you!" Tommy smiled up at Wil and he couldn't stop himself from smiling softly back, and ruffling their hair with finger.
"Yeah, and what else?" He asked and watched as their adorable little face scrunched up in concentration as they tried to remember, their tiny little cheeks puffing up to show just how concentrated they were. 
"I gotta…. I gottaaaaaaaaaaaaa eat food when the clock is loud!!!" Tommy smiled as he assumed he got the right answer. They weren't wrong, Wilbur did leave out lunch for them and they weren't supposed to eat it until an alarm he had set went off- but that's not what he meant.
"True- but I mean hiding Tommy, you need to remember to hide if someone comes here." Wilbur lifted the kid up to his face to show how serious he was about this- but Tommy only jumped onto his nose to hug it.
"But what if it's you! I gotta say hai!!!" The child whined, and Wilbur couldn't stop the small giggle that escaped him as he went crossed eyes to see them.
"You can say hi once I say it's me- you remember how to know if it's me right?"
"Mhm, you yell AYUP!! Whenever you're home!" Tommy smiled, happy he could remember.
"That's right, so if anyone opens the door this weekend you need to hide until you hear me say-"
"Ayup!!"
"Yeah! You got it bud! You're going to do such a good job!" Wilbur praised them, but silently hoped Tommy actually did it this time unlike all the other times this week when they'd just run up to the door in excitement. 
"I know I am!!! B'cause I'm the amazing Tommyinnit!!!!" Tommy giggled as he tried to climb higher on the bridge of Wilbur's nose.
"Yeah kid… yeah of course you can…."
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"Alright Tommy, I'm going to work now- you remember what to do?" Wilbur shoved his trenchcoat over his yellow jumper as he stood at the door, looking into the living room where he could see Tommy sitting on the coffee table watching TV.
"Yep! Hide and wait for you!!!" Tommy yelled back.
"Good- I'll see you in a few hours okay?"
"Okie!!" Tommy yelled, and watched as Wilby went out the door and closed it behind himself. Now Tommy was alone, a familiar feeling to him after spending so long in his cage, but this time he could go around and do stuff while he waited for Wilby!
Tommy walked over to one side of the coffee table where there was a small starch of square sticky paper (what did Wilby call it? Post- pots- pass? Eet? Not? No? It was something weird-). Tommy climbed on top to the small stack, grabbed the edge of one, and started to pull it back while walking backwards. It didn't take long for him to fall over with the sheet of sticky paper, and once he had it he stuck it down to the table. Now for the easy part; AKA, grabbing the led (it's led right? He's pretty sure Wilby called it led) that was off to the side, and now he could draw!
Tommy layed down on top of the paper as he drew, sticking his little tongue out in concentration as he made little marks on the paper. At the moment he was really just drawing whatever came to mind: Wilby, himself, the sheep from inside the TV, his cage- anything that really came to mind. 
He had been drawing for almost an hour before he heard the familiar clicks and scratching noises that meant someone was unlocking the door. It must be Wilby, he thought to himself as he stood up and went to the edge of the coffee table where a blanket was taped down. Tommy quickly slid down to the floor and started running to the door; he felt like he was forgetting something, but it probably wasn't important, and if it was then Wilby could tell him what it was. Tommy only stopped running once he was in front of the door, bouncing on his feet as he watched it open, smiling with excitement to see Wilby-
The big person who was on the other side of the door was not Wilbur. He was shorter and had dirty blonde longish hair, and green eyes. His face was peppered with freckles, and he was wearing a green hoodie. 
Dream walked into the familiar house carrying a backpack full of dirty laundry after weeks of being away with him. He looked around curiously, he knew Wilbur was probably going to be at work when he got back, but it was weird that the TV was left on while they were gone. He shrugged it off, and just closed the door behind himself, and was looking at the floor as he turned around- Dream let out a startled noise at what he saw. There on the floor staring up at him with a face full of wonder, was a tiny, one that seemed younger then most.
"Oh… one must've gotten away from Wil" Dream reasoned to himself and reached down to grab it, satisfied as it didn't even try to get away- actually it started to giggle as he picked it up. 
"Do you know Wilby?" The small thing asked, and Dream was a little confused by the nickname. It was obviously talking about Wilbur, but why would it be calling him that.
"Uh yeah?" As he answered, the tiny only seemed to smile more. Weird, usually it'd be scared by now.
"I'm Tommy, it's nice to meet you, Wilby's friend!" The tiny waved at him, and he just kept getting more and more confused.
"Nice to meet you too I guess…" Or more, nice to eat you, Dream mused to himself. He was sure Wilbur wouldn't mind if he ate this tiny, they were probably just saving it for later anyways- plus eating it would finally end the confusion he felt when thinking that food was adorable when having a goofy little smile like that. With that in mind Dream opened his mouth and tossed the tiny inside, trying to ignore the way it giggled at being thrown. He quickly closed his mouth around it and started to lick.
"Excuse me, big person" The tiny spoke up and he could feel it push back on his tongue a bit, but it wasn't much, almost like it wasn't actually fighting… "Wilby said I'm not supposed to let big people eat me."
"And why's that?" Dream asked, not even bothering to move the tiny out of the way as he spoke, and simply tossed it around in his mouth as he moved his tongue to form words.
"Well, he said mama isn't ready to see me yet!" Mama? Dream asked himself internally. Tinies don't have familial bonds, they're all just little snacks that people eat, yeah they're alive but that doesn't change the fact that it's just an animal meant to be eaten. 
"He doesn't know what he's talking about, I'm sure she's ready to see you." He mused, since he might as well play along if only to not gag if this tiny started squirming.
"Okie!" The tiny shouted and suddenly it stopped pushing on his tongue at all, anything that had felt like the tiny might've been fighting against him stopped, as it just laid on his tongue. Then, when Dream began to lick again he heard some adorable (-not adorable, remember it's just food Dream) giggled from the tiny as he coated it with saliva. He didn't hear the tiny say anything else about the fact that it was about to die until he started to push it towards the back of his throat to swallow, "Bye bye Wilby's friend- oh can you please please please tell him that I went to mama? Thank you!"
With that Dream stopped. He pushed the tiny to the front of his mouth as he started to think about this weird tiny. He didn't know how but it… it was acting like an actual child. Like a real human child. Why had Wilbur really kept it- them? Him? What was actually going o-
"Dream stop!!!" Dream's thoughts were suddenly cut off as he was shoved to the ground and his mouth was for ed open. He coughed a bit after a hand grabbed the tiny out- and when he looked up to see who it was he was surprised by the sight.
"Wilbur!? What the heck!?" Dream shoved the other human off of himself, and didn't miss the way that they hugged the tiny child to their chest protectively.
"I could ask you the same fuuu- freaking thing!!" Wilbur scooted away from Dream and continued to cup the tiny to his chest, blocking them completely from Dream's view with two hands. 
Dream took a moment to process the situation, glancing back and forth between Wilbur's hands and Wilbur's face and things slowly started to click. "You…. When were you gonna tell me you adopted a kid?"
"Well I was hoping to do it after we were both home and I could keep Tommy safe."
"Keep Tommy- keep the tiny- KEEP IT SAFE!? If you didn't want me to try and eat it you should've called or texted me before I got here!" Dream yelled, knowing that this would've been an easy solution that should've been quickly thought of- but of course, Wilbur in his dumbassery hadn't thought of that.
"Him."
"What?"
"He is a him, not an it." Wilbur corrected.
"Seriously!? That's the part you're focusing on!?"
"Yes, because Tommy is a person, a bit dumb for running out to see you, but a person." Wilbur smiles fondly as he says this and ruffles Tommy's hair with his thumb. 
"Sure- but still, why didn't you just message me about him, you still have a phone-" Dream points out and notices an embarrassed look quickly grow onto Wilbur's face. 
"Well I didn't really think of that…" They say and it makes Dream let out a small groan.
"Okay, I'm going to go do laundry, and when I'm done you can tell me all about this… Tommy." Dream stands up and leaves the two alone- but as he glanced back and sees the kid again he can't stop himself as he gains a fond smile. Okay, maybe he was a little adorable...
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askbloatedbellyblog · 3 years
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So about Tamaki in the S5 BNHA/MHA Premiere...
Look I realize that really was just Tamaki having a badly fitting sports top over his uniform, especially thanks to pockets but I mean come on!
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It REALLY makes Tamaki look like he's bloated from eating too much and been bulking up because also damn look at those arms! Muscle kink also coming into play. It really makes me think of other ideas with him aside from what I've already done.
Like here he's just playing a villain but opens up the idea of Tamaki being a villain and eating all the time or eating different victims and just give him more of a power up.
Honestly from arms I really think that Fat Gum has been pushing more food on Tamaki and making sure he gets plenty of workouts in especially after he helped save the day during the raid. Plus with Mirio without powers now, bored, but still being buff and participating in school, and still wanting to be with Tamaki I can see him becoming a training coach for Tamaki for extra training and exercise.
Just imagine Mirio as a personal trainer to Tamaki in the weight room with Tamaki and forcing him to do more reps of a bench press or bicep curl or whatever with Tamaki all sweaty from the hard session and Mirio being his happy and supportive self trying to coax Tamaki to eek out another rep. Plus I think Mirio would be all over Tamaki like grabbing his arm or back or whatever to make sure that Tamaki keeps his posture or full range or motion or help him try to get those last couple of reps to really help him grow and get stronger. Then being all impressed when Tamaki is all swole from his pump and Mirio is congratulating him on his workout and noting how big he's gotten and wanting to squeeze his bicep or grope his pecs to see how big they are or measure if his muscles are growing.
I still think it would be an embarrassing time for Tamaki in many ways because Mirio would be touching him often and then spotting him on the bench press get a face full of Mirio pecs (but then it's mutual because Mirio gets a face full of Tamaki pecs which I think was his real goal as well as touching Tamaki a lot). Sometimes Tamaki nearly drops the weight or wants to stop because he gets all flustered but keeps at it because he doesn't want to disappoint Mirio or Hado plus wants to get stronger.
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I like to think that with his working out that Mirio and Fat Gum (and really Hado and Deku and friends) are all pushing to keep Tamaki eating. If he's really working out that hard and Mirio is his trainer, I can see him making Tamaki a meal plan and having to make it really heavy thanks to his working out that just makes his fast metabolism work even faster so he has to get past his hard gainer ways and just consume. Mirio loads Tamaki up on protein shakes and healthy foods while Fat Gum is just literally pushing food at Tamaki whenever he can. I think it's often that Tamaki goes to his internship with a large protein shake in hand after Mirio made him a big lunch and then comes home all bloated because Fat Gum literally loaded Tamaki up with everything he could. Honestly I wouldn't be surprised if Fat Gum was trying to have him eat the same amount as him and just saying "two orders!" all the time to have it for Tamaki as well saying he's a growing boy and his powers depend on him having a good capacity and lots of variety.
Though honestly I think the whole episode with him playing villain or not just highlights the possible idea of him using vore as an attack. In this way he could be actually using his stomach as a weapon, grabbing others and quickly eating them down to have them out of the battle. He might have some stomach compression especially with his experience and eating and much stronger abs but load a few students/villains/bystanders in there and I'm sure Tamaki is looking swollen and bloated no matter what. He can learn to fight with his bloated stomach, his tentacles can help him at a distance and pull prey in when needed. It's even got to help him be able to increase his stomach or mouth to help him do it, either by protection and letting his prey out later or deciding that he needs to digest villains/heroes.
The other idea is just that he has been having to workout and consume so much more that he's having a bloated belly all the time and he's just came from a big lunch at UA to the villain practice and just had to put it over his belly no matter what. Which then is great for when he's speaking or in mid fight and has to keep burping or hiccupping because his belly jiggled around.
Honestly there's a lot more even with it looking like he might have eaten Bakugou either on purpose or on accident and then you have the explosions and heartburn and indigestion coming from his stomach until he lets him out. Either way, I miss this emo anxiety eater boy and I want him to eat and get buffer as always.
With random thoughts of him in workout shorts and tank top and being sweaty and lifting it up to show his abs to wipe off sweat or in like tight underarmor workout top and then it grows out when he downs the gallon protein shake that Mirio gives him.
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