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You’re on a 3-4 lane freeway going faster than the speed limit by a modest amount.

#depends what lane im in. #if im in the passing lane I'll move over. if they wanna drive at reckless speeds thats between them and god who they might be meeting soon #but if im not in the far left? bitch YOU move. i will slow down even more if you dont get off my ass

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and this is what we back in the day used to call a "rofl"

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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

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i can't love you how you want me to

designs (and inspo) by @screachogreilige

+ alt ver

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hwat do we think gamers. good fit or too early 2000s?

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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.

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your WHAT sausage? 😟😟

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there’s an educational trivia game at the citadel on the exhibits on different planets called “Dog or Not?” that shows pictures of various four legged mammals and asks if they’re a breed of dog.

it was mainly for kids to learn about the diversity of earth’s flora and fauna but it became popular with adult aliens too and had to be shut down after almost causing no less than three diplomatic incidents.

they brought it to the nexus and it’s caused two more so far

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etho bbusiness parperss

#b business parpers

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Etho is dead 😔

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Absolutely engrossed by the most mundane, minor subplot of season ten—the wholesale stone deal between Joe Hills and Etho

Etho choosing to get himself into a comical amount of debt to Joe Hills, repeatedly. Because he’s the one who controls how many shulkers he gives for Joe to fill with stone—every empty box dropped off is a 2-diamond debt he’s signing up for

The existence of that debt leading Joe to adjust his build plans somewhat significantly—the roads of his massive community area build are now being outlined in froglights. Because Etho sells froglights. And Etho owed him hundreds of diamonds—so Joe can pay for the absurd amount of froglights he requires by cancelling Etho’s debt and leaving “you owed me” tokens in the payment box.

Joe could just build a froglight farm—but it’s funnier to get it from Etho. And Etho can get froglights a lot easier than he can get diamonds so I imagine he’s happy as well. They could just renegotiate the deal to a straight trade instead of the somewhat convoluted current arrangement—but I bet they won’t. Because it’s goofy, and fun, and most importantly it’s a Bit

I’m pretty sure this is the first real bit the two of them have had together

And I am. Enraptured. I’m cheering as other hermits start to patronize Etho’s stone shop. I’m trying to catch every Joe stream I can for debt updates. At some point over the course of this saga I was forced to admit that I am an actual Joe Hills fan, he’s one of my favs now, heaven help me lol

(And! It’s just really cool that this massive community area of Joe’s is being shaped by the resource needs of the other hermits! It’s like, thematic!)

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[718] mccetho!

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learning that apparently several hundred people have been pronouncing 'miette' as 'mighty' has actively worsened my day

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this is from a couple weeks ago but i am proud of how this drawing of gem’s base came out so it can go here too

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I never post on tumblr anymore but hermitcraft sparks so much joy